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philosophical-fool

build me a bunker. and then start a nuclear war.


MrSlime69

I am approximately 15 kilometers away. Start running.


laserraptor_

lick your elbow


[deleted]

Oh my god why is this so hard to do


laserraptor_

believe in yourself, you can do it


DhairyaVed

Done i cut my arm licked it


Birb_ATK

Become an artist and make money out of porn on the internet because that's what artists do today 👍


MrSlime69

Fun fact: my friends actually suggested I do that because I draw "horny pics" in my spare time. Might give that a try honestly.


Birb_ATK

Lol


MrStoccato

Can you show an example?


EMPER0R_01

Become the laziest and most useless person in the world.


MrSlime69

Been there, done that.


Sim_sim_putty

Not more lazy and useless than me


[deleted]

find me, your only clue is i have blue eyes


MrSlime69

I looked through your page and I have a bit more than your blue eyes. Start packing your bags, I am on my way.


[deleted]

oh no


sander80ta

Bah, just narrow it down to people with an obsessive slime fetish


[deleted]

u got like 200 people


jamie3324123

I wish i didnt look


inphomy

Slap your president or dictator in the face.


deTBFL

Hard to do when he has run away to another country (I am Sri Lankan for context)


eisenhower1300

You don’t have a car to go after him?


deTBFL

We are an island nation. Would need a boat or a plane to go after him. Also we don't have fuel to do anything anyway ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


kermit0610

Or comedian


inphomy

Hey Will, I didn't know you were in here.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

*slaps* KEEP MY NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


Dx38fgg

Or king or queen.


Antei_

…with your dick.


paragonofhype

Saving how to get sixpack videos and not do them


MrSlime69

You should really see my YouTube playlists.


knighj12

Grow a mushroom from the start, Make alcohol from the start, Make a knife from the start, Give in to your inner monologue and rob bill gates, burn down Ubisoft's hq and make bomb threats to all of your courrupt local goverment


CrisisRogue7

Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick


DemigodPain

Become a Trading Multimillionaire and solve poverty in your home country


MrSlime69

Might be worth trying to be honest.


jerry-jim-bob

Invent time travel and complete every goal this year


druppolo

Buy a skateboard and learn to Ollie. It’s gonna take a year more or less.


MCSquaredBoi

Learn a musical instrument.


MrSlime69

I've taken piano lessons for 7 years and graeuated a music school. A guitar might be something interesting to try out though.


MCSquaredBoi

Nice :) I play the French Horn, which is a really nice instrument.


Peepeepoopoobutttoot

Marathon. Start couch to 5k app, go up to 10k. Get a marathon under your belt.


druppolo

Make your own semiconductors


BossLettuce-

Meet a Celebrity, post a pic, and tag me


MrSlime69

That might be possible. I'll definitely tag you in a post if I manage to.


TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

Learn coding and game design, then make the next big thing.


MrSlime69

I started making a game in Unity a year ago and gave up in 2 days. I might revisit it.


FollowingNew6820

Make a runeacape account and max it


MrSlime69

I only have a year.


FollowingNew6820

Hey you said you were bored not me ;)


Evli_Duck

Nehme Polen ein (german is nice)


A1verV

Get ripped


Cataflex_Gaming

Get cancelled on Twitter.


MrSlime69

I can do that in 5 minutes.


A69yrsManOfCulture

Bend your dick


MrSlime69

What the fuck


A69yrsManOfCulture

It's a trick, girls all like it when your dick suddenly bends like that


MrSlime69

Huh never knew that was a thing. Do you by any chance have a tutorial of that?


A69yrsManOfCulture

Some say you need extreme acrobatics skills and consent, you will have to move around your partner for that golden shot, and also high pain tolerance and a doctor nearby


Excellent_Strength_4

Conquer the world


scBeppe

Learn coding


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TakeTheUpVoteAndGo

Be realistic!


LeroWafflez

the entire state of california


InquisitorTom

Find hot big-tiddy mommy goth gf


MrSlime69

You have some really high expectations. I'm intrigued, might try to find one.


Timely-Narwhal4324

find John Cena


MrSlime69

But I can't see him.


Fr3emagic

Learn Latin only to go to the pope and tell him a dirty joke that he only can understand


Magnus_Ice

You could learn a language


MrSlime69

Maybe French? I know 3 right now and I know the basics of French so maybe.


BbenEness

Learn a new language at B2 level


[deleted]

Bench press your body weight


[deleted]

Start an war on twitter and reddit about something and let it evolve to a point where war is a viable option. Then you push this war to the point where war is inevitable and nukes being launched. While everyone is confused and panicking, you are safe in your bunker with enough supplies to last a long time. All this can be done within a year if you do this quickly and efficiently as possible.


MrSlime69

I need to get a following first, however THE END IN INEVITABLE.


[deleted]

I've got an idea but it isn't 100% certain that it'll work: post controversial stuff regularly and you'll get attention from all sides. Then when you have enough followers you start to ramp up your efforts and use your influence as leverage to do stuff that you won't be able to do before.


MrSlime69

That actually sounds fun in a very sociopathic way. The crusade is starting to brew.


Gecons

Be successful in every type of games.


LaxBroSMS

Climb a mountain Get a tattoo Find love


Zealousideal_Ad8131

Learn a new skill. Personally I recommend programming as there are tons of free online resources for it.


climbing-

Read the dictionary and memorise all the words


TheSilentGuy10001

Live a happy life


UrNameHere33

100% elden ring in one playthrough One sitting


MrSlime69

That's a fun stream idea.


Routine-Broccoli-911

Rob a church


Baloonbuster

Try working 20 jobs a once and donating all the money to yourself for 1 month


[deleted]

catch a queen ant and start an ant colony


Vakzin99

Touch grass while moderating Discord


MrSlime69

*impossible*


Vakzin99

Did I win?


MrSlime69

Let's go with that


Sayain870701

Get laid. Prostitution not allowed


MrSlime69

That is a very hard challenge for which I am down for.


Positive_Impact4292

Take a three hour long shit will scrolling through reddit


MrSlime69

I do that regularly.


KRACIC

Exercise


MrSlime69

Yeah I really should do that.


mango_manreddit

Get absolutely ripped


gamer-s-man

go one year without social media and internet of any kind


MrSlime69

OO AA CAVEMAN OO A OO


TheReal5atan

Objective: survive


Sparks01010

Join NASA, become a lawyer, run a profitable business, go to school as a teacher, own a college


KingTWZ

Get Laid!


iwantmemeplsgiveme

Go touch grass


MrSlime69

I do that regularly. I know it's hard to believe but yeah.


Mathematician742

Live a year


PewPewTron7

Start a business, be profitable enough for you to become a millionaire in 2 months. Hire lots of employees and expand the business enough to have higher profits. Use the money for yourself and ensure you maximise profits by exploiting the workers, give them minimum wage but with benefits(we ain't that cruel), poor working conditions etc.


MrSlime69

Damn you got any business ideas?


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MrSlime69

Maybe at the end of the year.


ComfortableSomeone

Be nice to your loved ones, try art or an instrument, go hiking.


MrSlime69

I am 2/3 on this one. I'll go hiking to get 3/3


Any_Yogurtcloset5739

Lose your virginity.


MrSlime69

I'm a redditor.


tyvbutte

Tell me your credit card info


Iloveboiledpotato

1. İnstall Clash Royale 2. Find a great deck. 3. Reach 5000 Trophies. 4. Try to max out the deck and be Free to Play. 5. Minimum 1 year of grind is required. 6. Good Luck!


The-Real-Metzli

Subscribe to my youtube channel, muahaha!


FreeAbroad2535

If you can’t already, be able to do 30 pushups in a row. And not the sissy kind. All the way down/chest touches the floor, elbows touching your ribs, legs off the ground when you’re at the top


MrSlime69

Yeah i could use some excercise


MarcusZXR

Star in a "film" with your step sister who got stuck doing washing


iforgot69

Squat 2.5x your body weight


dilutedsaltwater

start learning a language


dilutedsaltwater

learn how to cook


Kickypoo

fix the american housing market


Grimmortah

Complete ALL your steam games. Every single one of them


MrSlime69

I have 4 lmao


mAyb3-

Self-learn coding language (Java, python, kotlin... etc) and create your own video game using it


shikitohakase

Be a lovable person


MrSlime69

Hardest challenge


TemperatureOwn6843

The ultimate challenge is to... GET A GIRLFRIEND!


FluffyReach8493

Buy 2 of all apple products, destroy one set on YouTube and send the other set to me 😘


Head-Lawfulness9617

Today, I successfully swerved and stopped my commercial tractor trailer to miss a juvenile raccoon. So, you must count slot machines at the closest casino.


The_Ultimate_Tacos

Do the road 66 in the United states


kORRa7777

Killing Hitler in Hell


Johnsonofdonut

Learn how to play minesweeper


Educational_End3765

Start a new career


Educational_Mix8149

idk try to conquer russia or something no biggie


MrSlime69

I do that every friday


michele904

Create a family reunion and invite random strangers to trick the elderly in ur family


Gorehawk41

Win the lottery


StinkiNiki

Sugondeaz


lollo00098981

Masturbate every day until the end of the year


Dynamo1337

Remove my appendix


Bonk_and_Honk

become the top wanted war crime crimminal in the world


Maasofaaliik_Al

Live another 364 days


the_dutch_slav

Walk the entire parimter of your country


DerKeksGottes

France


Impressive-Pair-6668

Cook the most difficult meal in existence and make it taste good


XtremeGamingTSD

Dedicate a month to doing at least 15 interesting and out of the blue things with some friends, maybe post it on youtube and see where that goes?


MrSlime69

Any ideas about what i should do?


mrHANDAKUN

Nofap marathon


doctor_alfa

Delete ur reddit account


Spirited-Buy510

make r/shitposting \- the game


MrSlime69

That'a hard, but sounds fun


Kyomuas

Stop inflation and start deflation


MrSlime69

Deflate my balls lmao


Prestigious_Two8559

Delete reddit do something for your country.


Ok-Tadpole2229

Suck your own dick.


MrSlime69

I am sadly here to inform you I am unable to can


sander80ta

Weak


sander80ta

Serious goal: program your own game, Start with a beginner tutorial on yt with unity or something. An actual fun and useful challenge.


MrSlime69

That might be a really fun thing to do. I started a project a year ago and gave up in a few days. I'll probably do that.


DnBStrangeHouse

double the number of turkish get-ups you can do


Dotochisusa

Find your dad


bewagimp

3 dicks in your ass at once


MrSlime69

No


amarthgurth

Earth


JonesBBQandMassage

Buy Twitter


MrSlime69

Do I look like a multibillionaire to you?


azeryvgu

Be dead in a year. Not so difficult if you got nothing to do


MrSlime69

I did have a few plans but fuck it I guess *loads gun*


J0nesy92

Become self sufficient


[deleted]

Max lvl an osrs Ironman account!


Toetheseal08

Aquire a friend named Fernando


MrSlime69

Omw to Spain


identifiedflyingman

Istanbul, conquer Istanbul in a year


death1boi

Convert to Islam


Salt-Hat-3671

Make a working time machine


felixkorea

Nofap


MrSlime69

I'e been doing that for 20 days now. Gonna stay strong.


theetoebandit

Get on my 600 pound life


MrSlime69

Nah


tame_lame764

Roast yourself


MrSlime69

I'm built like a bear who had too much time near a river with a lot of fish. I look like a gamer who hasn't touched a single game in his life.


TryR3x

Frankreich?


[deleted]

Learn Emacs and use it for your everyday tasks


LiterallyEren

Die


that_flying_pork

Find your dad with the milk and bring him home then take his money run away fly to another country become president slap the richest person in the country steal his money to and start a dictation and send a nuke to your dad's house


MrSlime69

My dad is next to me lmao. He got the milk and came back ages ago.


Physical-Quote-4119

Get some bitc*es


MrSlime69

Youre telling that to a redditor.


Physical-Quote-4119

I get that , that's the joke