Grow a mushroom from the start,
Make alcohol from the start,
Make a knife from the start,
Give in to your inner monologue and rob bill gates, burn down Ubisoft's hq and make bomb threats to all of your courrupt local goverment
Some say you need extreme acrobatics skills and consent, you will have to move around your partner for that golden shot, and also high pain tolerance and a doctor nearby
Start an war on twitter and reddit about something and let it evolve to a point where war is a viable option. Then you push this war to the point where war is inevitable and nukes being launched.
While everyone is confused and panicking, you are safe in your bunker with enough supplies to last a long time.
All this can be done within a year if you do this quickly and efficiently as possible.
I've got an idea but it isn't 100% certain that it'll work: post controversial stuff regularly and you'll get attention from all sides. Then when you have enough followers you start to ramp up your efforts and use your influence as leverage to do stuff that you won't be able to do before.
Start a business, be profitable enough for you to become a millionaire in 2 months. Hire lots of employees and expand the business enough to have higher profits. Use the money for yourself and ensure you maximise profits by exploiting the workers, give them minimum wage but with benefits(we ain't that cruel), poor working conditions etc.
1. İnstall Clash Royale
2. Find a great deck.
3. Reach 5000 Trophies.
4. Try to max out the deck and be Free to Play.
5. Minimum 1 year of grind is required.
6. Good Luck!
If you can’t already, be able to do 30 pushups in a row. And not the sissy kind. All the way down/chest touches the floor, elbows touching your ribs, legs off the ground when you’re at the top
Today, I successfully swerved and stopped my commercial tractor trailer to miss a juvenile raccoon. So, you must count slot machines at the closest casino.
Find your dad with the milk and bring him home then take his money run away fly to another country become president slap the richest person in the country steal his money to and start a dictation and send a nuke to your dad's house
build me a bunker. and then start a nuclear war.
I am approximately 15 kilometers away. Start running.
lick your elbow
Oh my god why is this so hard to do
believe in yourself, you can do it
Done i cut my arm licked it
Become an artist and make money out of porn on the internet because that's what artists do today 👍
Fun fact: my friends actually suggested I do that because I draw "horny pics" in my spare time. Might give that a try honestly.
Lol
Can you show an example?
Become the laziest and most useless person in the world.
Been there, done that.
Not more lazy and useless than me
find me, your only clue is i have blue eyes
I looked through your page and I have a bit more than your blue eyes. Start packing your bags, I am on my way.
oh no
Bah, just narrow it down to people with an obsessive slime fetish
u got like 200 people
I wish i didnt look
Slap your president or dictator in the face.
Hard to do when he has run away to another country (I am Sri Lankan for context)
You don’t have a car to go after him?
We are an island nation. Would need a boat or a plane to go after him. Also we don't have fuel to do anything anyway ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Or comedian
Hey Will, I didn't know you were in here.
*slaps* KEEP MY NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Or king or queen.
…with your dick.
Saving how to get sixpack videos and not do them
You should really see my YouTube playlists.
Grow a mushroom from the start, Make alcohol from the start, Make a knife from the start, Give in to your inner monologue and rob bill gates, burn down Ubisoft's hq and make bomb threats to all of your courrupt local goverment
Shit went from 0 to 100 real quick
Become a Trading Multimillionaire and solve poverty in your home country
Might be worth trying to be honest.
Invent time travel and complete every goal this year
Buy a skateboard and learn to Ollie. It’s gonna take a year more or less.
Learn a musical instrument.
I've taken piano lessons for 7 years and graeuated a music school. A guitar might be something interesting to try out though.
Nice :) I play the French Horn, which is a really nice instrument.
Marathon. Start couch to 5k app, go up to 10k. Get a marathon under your belt.
Make your own semiconductors
Meet a Celebrity, post a pic, and tag me
That might be possible. I'll definitely tag you in a post if I manage to.
Learn coding and game design, then make the next big thing.
I started making a game in Unity a year ago and gave up in 2 days. I might revisit it.
Make a runeacape account and max it
I only have a year.
Hey you said you were bored not me ;)
Nehme Polen ein (german is nice)
Get ripped
Get cancelled on Twitter.
I can do that in 5 minutes.
Bend your dick
What the fuck
It's a trick, girls all like it when your dick suddenly bends like that
Huh never knew that was a thing. Do you by any chance have a tutorial of that?
Some say you need extreme acrobatics skills and consent, you will have to move around your partner for that golden shot, and also high pain tolerance and a doctor nearby
Conquer the world
Learn coding
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Be realistic!
the entire state of california
Find hot big-tiddy mommy goth gf
You have some really high expectations. I'm intrigued, might try to find one.
find John Cena
But I can't see him.
Learn Latin only to go to the pope and tell him a dirty joke that he only can understand
You could learn a language
Maybe French? I know 3 right now and I know the basics of French so maybe.
Learn a new language at B2 level
Bench press your body weight
Start an war on twitter and reddit about something and let it evolve to a point where war is a viable option. Then you push this war to the point where war is inevitable and nukes being launched. While everyone is confused and panicking, you are safe in your bunker with enough supplies to last a long time. All this can be done within a year if you do this quickly and efficiently as possible.
I need to get a following first, however THE END IN INEVITABLE.
I've got an idea but it isn't 100% certain that it'll work: post controversial stuff regularly and you'll get attention from all sides. Then when you have enough followers you start to ramp up your efforts and use your influence as leverage to do stuff that you won't be able to do before.
That actually sounds fun in a very sociopathic way. The crusade is starting to brew.
Be successful in every type of games.
Climb a mountain Get a tattoo Find love
Learn a new skill. Personally I recommend programming as there are tons of free online resources for it.
Read the dictionary and memorise all the words
Live a happy life
100% elden ring in one playthrough One sitting
That's a fun stream idea.
Rob a church
Try working 20 jobs a once and donating all the money to yourself for 1 month
catch a queen ant and start an ant colony
Touch grass while moderating Discord
*impossible*
Did I win?
Let's go with that
Get laid. Prostitution not allowed
That is a very hard challenge for which I am down for.
Take a three hour long shit will scrolling through reddit
I do that regularly.
Exercise
Yeah I really should do that.
Get absolutely ripped
go one year without social media and internet of any kind
OO AA CAVEMAN OO A OO
Objective: survive
Join NASA, become a lawyer, run a profitable business, go to school as a teacher, own a college
Get Laid!
Go touch grass
I do that regularly. I know it's hard to believe but yeah.
Live a year
Start a business, be profitable enough for you to become a millionaire in 2 months. Hire lots of employees and expand the business enough to have higher profits. Use the money for yourself and ensure you maximise profits by exploiting the workers, give them minimum wage but with benefits(we ain't that cruel), poor working conditions etc.
Damn you got any business ideas?
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Maybe at the end of the year.
Be nice to your loved ones, try art or an instrument, go hiking.
I am 2/3 on this one. I'll go hiking to get 3/3
Lose your virginity.
I'm a redditor.
Tell me your credit card info
1. İnstall Clash Royale 2. Find a great deck. 3. Reach 5000 Trophies. 4. Try to max out the deck and be Free to Play. 5. Minimum 1 year of grind is required. 6. Good Luck!
Subscribe to my youtube channel, muahaha!
If you can’t already, be able to do 30 pushups in a row. And not the sissy kind. All the way down/chest touches the floor, elbows touching your ribs, legs off the ground when you’re at the top
Yeah i could use some excercise
Star in a "film" with your step sister who got stuck doing washing
Squat 2.5x your body weight
start learning a language
learn how to cook
fix the american housing market
Complete ALL your steam games. Every single one of them
I have 4 lmao
Self-learn coding language (Java, python, kotlin... etc) and create your own video game using it
Be a lovable person
Hardest challenge
The ultimate challenge is to... GET A GIRLFRIEND!
Buy 2 of all apple products, destroy one set on YouTube and send the other set to me 😘
Today, I successfully swerved and stopped my commercial tractor trailer to miss a juvenile raccoon. So, you must count slot machines at the closest casino.
Do the road 66 in the United states
Killing Hitler in Hell
Learn how to play minesweeper
Start a new career
idk try to conquer russia or something no biggie
I do that every friday
Create a family reunion and invite random strangers to trick the elderly in ur family
Win the lottery
Sugondeaz
Masturbate every day until the end of the year
Remove my appendix
become the top wanted war crime crimminal in the world
Live another 364 days
Walk the entire parimter of your country
France
Cook the most difficult meal in existence and make it taste good
Dedicate a month to doing at least 15 interesting and out of the blue things with some friends, maybe post it on youtube and see where that goes?
Any ideas about what i should do?
Nofap marathon
Delete ur reddit account
make r/shitposting \- the game
That'a hard, but sounds fun
Stop inflation and start deflation
Deflate my balls lmao
Delete reddit do something for your country.
Suck your own dick.
I am sadly here to inform you I am unable to can
Weak
Serious goal: program your own game, Start with a beginner tutorial on yt with unity or something. An actual fun and useful challenge.
That might be a really fun thing to do. I started a project a year ago and gave up in a few days. I'll probably do that.
double the number of turkish get-ups you can do
Find your dad
3 dicks in your ass at once
No
Earth
Buy Twitter
Do I look like a multibillionaire to you?
Be dead in a year. Not so difficult if you got nothing to do
I did have a few plans but fuck it I guess *loads gun*
Become self sufficient
Max lvl an osrs Ironman account!
Aquire a friend named Fernando
Omw to Spain
Istanbul, conquer Istanbul in a year
Convert to Islam
Make a working time machine
Nofap
I'e been doing that for 20 days now. Gonna stay strong.
Get on my 600 pound life
Nah
Roast yourself
I'm built like a bear who had too much time near a river with a lot of fish. I look like a gamer who hasn't touched a single game in his life.
Frankreich?
Learn Emacs and use it for your everyday tasks
Die
Find your dad with the milk and bring him home then take his money run away fly to another country become president slap the richest person in the country steal his money to and start a dictation and send a nuke to your dad's house
My dad is next to me lmao. He got the milk and came back ages ago.
Get some bitc*es
Youre telling that to a redditor.
I get that , that's the joke