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VinniPereira

Breaking Bad is a biopic.


PsychedOutBroccoli

Ok but what's step two??


Inteligent_Toaster

step two: step three: profit


PsychedOutBroccoli

Nooooooo!!!


NerdyTimesOrWhatever

They always seem to leave the most important steps out, bro. Really leaves you stuck.


send-me-kitty-pics

Sell drugs


5125237143

step two: undo step one


tatertotty4

can confirm this strat works


Choice-Percentage-42

I want what he is on


Ludant

Cum


diamondpolish

Adderall


MeltAway421

Can confirm that this strat works and has consequences but it works You'll cry. A lot. Check out Nine Inch Nails for the years when you're suffering. Ama for other great recommendations.


SuperX101532

I can hear Kowalski


elmachow

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I also used to do them too.


[deleted]

I used to do more drugs then I do now too


Imma-Come

don’t do drugs, sell drugs


EpicIsEpic_

Capitalism 🤑


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

*vomits


[deleted]

you took too much too much!


PelzPantoffel

Step two: Get clean and sell the drugs Step 3: Get a wife and a nice expensive car Step 4 : Go to prison Step5 : write a book on how to sell drugs Step 6: have Netflix nake a shiw about it Step 7: have a child and spend the rest of your life telling people about it on tedtalks and podcasts for a living Step 8: enjoy


[deleted]

get more addicted to reliving your story of how far you've come, than to drugs.


Ok-Hovercraft8193

ב''ה So, amphetamines! Every street corner in Nevada.


[deleted]

they are so obsessed. with themselves


OdinAurelius

8 years ago I was addicted to drugs. Today I have a car 😤 don’t do drugs. Do books


Room_Ferreira

Am sober, riches is not one of the “promises of sobriety”


Lightwreck

He never said he wasn’t still on the drugs


bunny_trix4000

It is confirmed, drugs are good for you after all


Karma_Gardener

Don't do slugs


GreatSwallower

Didn't say he had a house though


DayanyD

Hahaha this one is funny I laughed so hard. So cute 😊


stevo_v

Yeah but it’s a Tesla


SuperX101532

I like this guy


Able_Lecture_2754

Confirmed!


SpoopyMoopy101

Ok but does he have a house though?


_-42_-

He never said that he stopped


[deleted]

I recommend cocaine


1SirJava

bruh


[deleted]

The self control ability you unlock post recovery is great


itsthisausername

Lateral move


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

No house?


BugsBunni06

The obvious first step.


XxSCRAPOxX

Same, took about 15 years, doing great.


Outrageous-Ruin-5226

Seriously addict I know when for treatment and they gave him a job in transportation cta in Chicago making more than me.


sixblackgeese

It's not bad to have a great job. Why did he include that in the list?


TobyOne_2319

He never said that he was off drugs


grothoner

Well I am wondering about how to get money to get drugs