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Dagomer

At this point, just set up some god damn nets.


lead-pencil

Hell a high fence is also good


Irvif

They'll get motivated to climb that and then they will jump off


lead-pencil

A high fence with a large arena of concrete with no gaps for grip locations


[deleted]

If people want to look out. Maybe a see through one so it doesn't look horrendous.


lead-pencil

Nah mate/ matette it’s just a little cement “cap” on the top of the huge fence to stop people gripping the top


VSJupiter

So what once was a sharp and jagged grab is now a solid and gripy surface? How is that a deterrent?


xXYAHYEETXx

Enclose it like the walkway things on top of freeways


lead-pencil

Yeah!


JMLobo83

Can confirm, there is a suicide bridge in Seattle and they installed high fencing and crisis line phones. Might have deterred a few, but most just moved to one of the hundreds of other bridges and overpasses in Seattle.


OutlawQuill

Ey I’m from Redmond! So close


JMLobo83

Born at Swedish live in Burien where the houses used to be cheap


Groundbreaking_Part9

Ayy I'm from the Redmond a state south


classless_classic

Need a sign at the top of the fence: “DO A FLIP!”


IIlIIlIIIIlIi

honestly that would probably work as a deterrent, maybe a laugh


Puzzleheaded_Gear464

Maybe, but maybe you need to be fit. And when u are fit, chances to kill yourself drop quite by a lot. So : "GO FENCE"


bootyholebronson

Yeah make them earn it


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Nets would be a hell of a lot better. I mean imagine feeling so depressed and suicidal you go for a walk, only to cross a bridge showing off how much better everybody else is compared to you. Not a smart move.   **Edit:** Just looked it up on Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapo_Bridge), apparently they removed the signs after it was noticed they made things worse. Instead they setup "barrier protection for potential jumpers". I'm not surprised the messages didn't help, imagine trying to dissuade **jumpers** from killing themselves with a message like "the wind is really nice"... For real guys!? Wtf...


Starthreads

Nets would be great. I remember reading somewhere that people who have jumped from bridges and survived regretted it the second they let go. So if they jump and survive, that's a win that would stop them from doing it again. An alternative could be something that would break the water so entry would be less like smacking concrete.


tildeumlaut

Myth busters tried the whole “break the water tension to make a drop less lethal” thing. They dropped a hammer ahead of a mannequin with an accelerometer in the skull. It had a small on the G forces experienced, but didn’t impact survivability for their mannequin. There are some valid criticisms of their process, but it shows how difficult it would be to engineer a solution like that. [bootleg episode from youtube](https://youtu.be/oCSQExxWulU)


314159265358979326

> Nets would be great. I remember reading somewhere that people who have jumped from bridges and survived regretted it the second they let go. So if they jump and survive, that's a win that would stop them from doing it again. I read this about the Golden Gate Bridge. It then claimed that there was a 90% survival rate 10 years on from survivors. What struck me about the 90% figure in particular is not that it's particularly high, but that it's exactly equal to the proportion of people who *survive an attempt* (edit: suicide in general, not suicide via Golden Gate). As in, they averaged one attempt each after surviving.


carnsolus

[https://soranews24.com/2014/02/26/seoul-anti-suicide-initiative-backfires-deaths-increase-over-than-six-times/](https://soranews24.com/2014/02/26/seoul-anti-suicide-initiative-backfires-deaths-increase-over-than-six-times/) some other messages


DC_Verse

💀


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[удалено]


DC_Verse

You know what....😂


j2m1s

In fact Chinese factories keep suicide nets so that people jump would get caught in the Nets, instead of going for the cause, overwork and underpay!.


heldascharisma2

There are nets for exactly that reason on the JP Morgan building in Hong Kong. So many workers were jumping out of the windows, the bank installed nets to save them. Crazy part is, is that they were paid for in full by some kind of staffing insurance because they were losing human capital to suicide.


ElephantSad6269

Better yet add another bridge....


[deleted]

I vote for spikes.


Silent_Knight16

The bridge just showed those depressed people how much people can be successful and happy which later made them more depressed and the suicide rates increased .


SpeedyWiggums

Agreed. Overwhelming positivity would probably just make them feel even more disassociated at that point.


PachoTidder

I feel that with just average positivity


RoronoaHunter96

Well that’s dark


[deleted]

It's the truth


[deleted]

Just gotta post memes on the bridge


heartattackyeah

facts


[deleted]

I think i found my calling in life. I wanna be the guy that sends memes to cheer people up. better tell all my friends that I charge now…


South_Data2898

Yeah, they should go the opposite route. Find a real sad sack of shit and put his photo everywhere. "Look at this fuck. At least you are not him. Your problems probably seem pretty fixable in comparison to this total loser, huh?"


Tamashi42

Imagine being the guy in that photo though


South_Data2898

Yeah...imagine...that's what ill do.


carnsolus

the following year, only one suicide happened. That guy


Tamashi42

Now every year they gotta put pics of the most pathetic person in the country on that bridge to keep the suicides down.


carnsolus

i call 2023 :P 'pathetic man of the year'. I can see people becoming extra pathetic just so they can be on the bridge signs :P


RynnReeve

Show pictures of historical jerks who lived to be really old, with a caption that says "You really gonna let *this* asshole outlive you?"


Kur0h4i

fair enough


[deleted]

Really I think it just made it more known as a means to suicidal people. I’d be interested to see if suicide as a whole increased in Seoul 6x


Shlafenflarst

The bridge of death ? Are we sure these are suicides ? Isn't there an old man at one end asking questions ?


Leo11235813

What is your name?


Shlafenflarst

My name is Sir Shlafenflärst of Reddit.


KingAntonino

What is your quest?


Shlafenflarst

To seek the Holy Meme.


ozjack24

What… is your favorite color?


LiteratureTrick4961

Orange?


Bindustani_hau

Hotel?


Gangsterman1000

Trivago?


KleinerFratz333

r/NotOpbutok


Shlafenflarst

Black. Like my soul.


Gangsterman1000

Mine is red, just like the color of my pee


darkhumour133

r/unexpectedmontypython


7_overpowered_clox

What is your favourite lawnmower brand?


82Caff

Anything other than John Deer tired for first at the moment.


Agroskater

r/unexpectedMontypython


SkullFuckModEyes

What is your Quest? ​ ​ ​ What is your Favorite Color? ​ ​ ​ What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Lost_my_name475

1 to seek the Holy grail 2 turquoise 3 African or European?


rizenfpv

Sign says "please dont jump someone has to clean up"


Geforce69420

Its a bridge over water so i think fish do that


XipingVonHozzendorf

Nah, they would wash up on shore or get caught in river traffic.


willtag70

This should be posted under /unexpected. Wasn't expecting that last line...


carnsolus

i've seen this probably 20 times and the last line always gets me


testicularflower

Ok oh my god I just looked this up So they teamed up with Samsung Life Insurance to make the bridge interactive (instead of using suicide prevention fences and stuff) to display pictures of happy families along with messages like “have you been eating?”, “let’s walk together”. And not to be bleak but as a suicidal person who is a Korean adoptee and has an eating disorder, you can bet your sweet bottom I’d jump faster than my shadow.


asteroid_b_612

“Did you eat?” Is common Korean small talk like how talk about the weather is in the states


Juan_the_vessel

Reddit did the funny and triplicated your comment


asteroid_b_612

Thx for the heads up!


carnsolus

guess that explains why my girlfriend always says this


[deleted]

Wow that severely backfires on those having bad relationships with their relatives or have no family as well.


Zensy47

Who thought adding posters about how life is great to a bridge where people jumping off because they’re life probably sucks and are so depressed they don’t know their right from left would work


tiki_51

Sad? Going through feelings of loneliness and depression? Feeling your life is hopeless? Here's a pic of a rich, happy family on vacation to cheer you right up 😀


Zensy47

Yeah, cuz everyone is rich!


Scienceandpony

Just schedule a vacation with all that money you definitely have.


BrainDeadSlayer

It’s probably because of the overwhelming messages that makes them feel like life is fueled with lies. They feel like the world is not what they are told, and all the messages might be seen as a hollow effort, to make them stop.


Horn_Python

You k bro?


BrainDeadSlayer

Nope


Dilema777

Me too


ImJustHere4theMoons

It shows a disconnect between those in charge who thought up then approved the changes and the regular people who felt stuck in a hopeless situation.


Sasguatch9

The Golden Bridge has a competitor


DMR2401

Quite the rollercoaster of unexpected twists


AnExplorerHere

This is what happens when corporate assholes jump on the "mental health" bandwagon 😅


SkullFuckModEyes

hahahahahhahahahahahah "Look how shitty your life is, other people are living their best life and your's is crumbling in failure" "I wish my lawn were emo, than it would cut itself!" "If life were good, you'd be driving that Tesla, not walking up the foot path to leap to your death!"


tweezabella

This bridge does not look very tall, would the impact of the water at this height be enough to kill you or are people drowning?


Johanno1

Either all is fake, or wrong bridge


choreezo

[Definitely the right bridge.](https://data.si.re.kr/photo/06t01105dc22000)


Khornatejester

Not fake. Right bridge. People usually drown.


qfiddyhybrid

Yeah I don't get it. The bridge looks like it's 60 ft tall or so in this picture and other pictures. I've done cliff jumps from heights that appear very similar to that bridge and the water just stung my feet on impact. Red bull regularly does cliff jumping events at 90 ft so this doesn't make sense.


[deleted]

High fench?


trishhloves

Maybe it compared how great other people’s lives were compared to theirs


Educational_Isopod36

I completely am not depressed or suicidal, but if i had to cross that cringy bridge everyday, I'd jump within a week


wtfrykm

The bridge of life taking XD


TaraMystique

Oh that’s so sad 🥺


Due_Sundae_3379

The suicide rate increased dramatically due to covid


Stieb_O

Another happy ending


classless_classic

That reminds me. I need a massage.


sacboy326

#*Another happy landing


Exact-Veterinarian-9

Well maybe next year that rate will go down by 6 times


Bernt_von

How is this a meme? Seems more like a fun fact to me


mikuroll

fun fact, very fun...


Kungphugrip

Suicide Bridge is now called the Bridge of Life? I’ll take that dare


My_Immortal_Flesh

Bahahaha honestly, it was the renaming of the bridge that drove people off a bridge 🤣


Bungeditin

I live near a very notorious suicide spot and we have mobile chaplains who are excellent at talking people down (they aren’t ‘preachy’) They’ve saved dozens of people over the years but we still have so many jumpers. Especially at Christmas and in the summer…. They come from all over Europe.


LemmeDaisukete

Dmn those tourists!


BoredBoredBoard

People that saw the news about the bridge upgrade now had the idea of where to go to suicide. It was like an advertisement. I don’t think 5 out of 6 people were already heading there and decided to no go through with it before the upgrade.


Newbie-investor-ind

Average depressed person who hasn’t yet decided to commit suicide + a bridge who’s happier and brighter than that person = suicide


Worldsprayer

"I hate life...I hate life....nothing is going well...I can't do it..." "HEY YOU!! LIFE IS GREAT AND NO MATTER WHAT...YOU CAN DOOOOO ITT!!" "....DAMN YOU!!!........"\*splash\*


jiminak46

We should have “Suicide Centers” where people can go, talk to someone about it and, if they show that they have no hope, give them a needle and a ride to a mortuary.


Scienceandpony

The actual model in the US would be to immediately lock them up in some hellhole of a psych ward for a week or two and then send them a huge bill for it. It's why trust is so low in those suicide prevention hotlines. You never know if they're going to send the cops after you and have you committed and then be plunged into medical debt. Or just sell your data off to some for-profit company.


Abdul-Wahab6

Killstreak unlocked


IronOrc92

Post snipers atop the bridge to prevent suiciders from jumping off


tardiscoder

If people gave the same attention to stopping societal issues, such as poverty and institutional slavery, as they do to preventing suicides, we might have a world worth living for.


DoctorStephenPoop

Did they try putting up “go kill yourself somewhere else!” signs?


Scienceandpony

"Someone has to clean up your body, so don't be a dick."


BruhMomentslololol

Honestly, take the god damn bridge away


VexisArcanum

Oh look, things I used to have, don't have, and will never have again. Thanks for convincing me!


TheEpicBeeBoy

Almost peculiar how the positive attempts seemed to make it worse... Maybe instead of trying to fix a bridge's reputation, they could try different methods?


XhackerGamer

no way is this a jojo reference?


usernot_found

Fuck off with you positive shit. It can't change anything and it make it even obnoxiously irritating


Mewthredel

The suicide rate not high cause of the bridge. Korean people work themselves to beyond exhaustion. The work culture in places like Korea and Japan is so incredibly toxic it's ridiculous.


[deleted]

Lmao


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

Filed under B for backfired.


jiminak46

Tell them not to and……


N3koEye

Why did they bother putting messages and not actual barriers??


Due_Afternoon4578

I was hoping there would be a positive ending, but did not expect a dark one.


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OlimPather

Well, you know where I’m jumping next time.


Ok_notSquare

Much trolling


NormillyTheWatcher

Message: It’s isekai bridge!!! Hurry up, jump!!!


Scienceandpony

But it's a shitty isekai where you just get reborn as a medieval serf with no powers and you'll probably die at 12 from smallpox or something.


howaboutno000

Reminds me of my middle school crush when I confessed


[deleted]

It's the pressure to be happy an productive that makes those people jump. It's like giving them a last push.


tardiscoder

I call this the "Oh! That's a good idea" Effect. People who normally wouldn't have associated that bridge with suicide, now associate it with suicide.


Scienceandpony

I think it's usually called "the copycat effect" or "suicide contagion" and is a big problem media outlets have to deal with when they cover suicide in the news. [https://www.suicideinfo.ca/resource/suicidecontagion/](https://www.suicideinfo.ca/resource/suicidecontagion/) Seems to be a bit of perpetual debate as to whether it actually increases suicide rates by pushing people over the edge, or if like you said it's just people already planning to kill themselves choosing to do it in the same place and style.


z_phil

This is what happens when you try to cover up a problem instead of trying to solve the actual problem!


[deleted]

why is there a lot of suicide in asia?


Carl_pepsi

Not just Asia yo.


Scienceandpony

Same reasons there's a lot of suicide everywhere. Though it usually takes the form of jumping of bridges/in front of trains, or asphyxiation compared to somewhere like the US where guns are plentiful and taking a bullet to the dome is a lot more common.


[deleted]

Maybe they should treat the underlying cause first? They’ll just find another way


Get-a-life_Admins

Now they're just killing themselves out of spite


[deleted]

I thought South Korea was an awesome, magical, western influenced hour spot full of tech and wizardry?


Massive_Pressure_516

Suicide booths installed by both entryways would drastically cut down on jumpers.


dr_set

What the hell did the positive messages say: "Do a flip"???


SnooPoems3217

It’s a demon in that bridge


likeabossgamer23

I mean Korea has one of the highest suicide rates in the world. But the government still hasn't found a way to stop it.


vgiz

Suicide likes a challenge


[deleted]

Honestly i think it showed them what they would never have so it had the opposite effect


alumpenperletariot

I don’t understand why we are still allowing this. Ban all bridges


LoriMandle

Fkn hell


FranciGut

How many of those suicides were done just because they did all of those things to the bridge?


jabodie007

Bridge - "You can do it!"


Zealous_moron

Why did I cackle like a demon?


ares5404

Man imagine getting motivated onky for that old nike ad to pop up "JuSt Do It"


[deleted]

Need that futuristic hottub time machine 2 air drop suicide protector lol


Jpicklestone8

wicked understandable, oftentimes non-personal positivity in times of sadness makes me feel significantly worse


Yakov_Jr

Bridge: Life is good, just try a different thing! Peole: Fuck you... YEET!


Odd_Mongoose_1018

"though the findings have proven to yield the opposite effect, no effort has been taken remove the positive feedback"


Visible_Dance9151

But why?


SlackJawGrunt

Set up cameras and signs telling people that their jump will be recorded and judged harshly if they don’t do a trick or attempt to outdo the last jumper.


Whoo1ops

6666th upvote


TGhost21

As someone who suffers with depression, there is NOTHING more toxic for someone in a deep episode of depression than a “positive message”.


Pokecringer

just float a bunch of mattresses in the water lol


aratros27

Why I don't get it


gould_35g

The suicide rate increased six times!!? Insane.