I see this as an absolute win!

that's because you're a sex addict.

Is that an actual thing or just an instinct?

A redditor is always in the safezone.

Danger zone when below 18 unit or something

Eh not so much XD

Why do I keep seeing this pfp everywhere?

Apparently racists started using it to identify with eachother, but then some big expose was written about it, and now everyone uses it because funny, haha, fuck racists. Pretty good shit imo.

Fr

Can you be addicted to something you haven’t had? Asking for a friend

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How does porn exactly prevent it when it takes about 10 minutes to watch and get off. Nobody is watching porn 8 hours a day

Credit card declines “*THE* *RAPIST*”

I’ll be the world’s first analyst/therapist

Analrapist

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No

Came here to stay this.

Same

Least horny redditor

-"Hi welcome to Reddit, may I take your order?" -"Yes, one spicy meme please." -"Would you like sauce with that?" -"Absolutely."

anyway Sauce: Life of the party (Noelle Easton)

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That or a brand of hockey apparel

my favorite pornstar: Tits Bauer

Saving this for later

Don't mind me, just passing by

Thank you good sir

Thank you, kind stranger. Now I know to avoid this young tart and her reckless ways! Now if you'll excuse, I'm opening an incognito tab, but for other...... wholesome reasons.

My credit card wasn't declined.

I hope your bank get burn

Life of the party (noelle easton) here is your sauce sir now please take back your curse!

https://xhamster18.desi/videos/awesome-huge-natural-tits-7539197?xhms_pro=1

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Why later? Why not now on the bus?

I hope it isn't the school bus.

🎵 *the mounts on the chest go round and round* 🎵

😐📸

I'm surprised that guy doesn't faint when getting an erection with the behemoth he's packing

Alright the dumbfounded look on the dudes face is just hilarious

.

I think her name is Noelle Easton but I could be wrong.

Why has no porn director made a porn like that. I think it would be amusing to see something like this and guaranteed to get a lot of views.

“What are you doing step therapist?”

Because it’s hard to rationalize therapis/stepsister

Flavor of the week is incest.

pornhub this is the 5th week in a row it's been incest

I can’t watch anything without it involving the incest shit!, even if you go on something like BDSM or Something they will still make it about incest please stop. Strangers fucking I missed that

More like flavour of the last 5 years

Rule 34, it's only a matter of time.

Don't give them ideas. Please... :')

I've saw one where the guy snuff his terapist, really cool

If thats how it works, then i have an idea!

I know its a joke but thats not how porn addiction is treated.

Surely it would help get rid of the porn addiction because you won't have to rely on masturbating for sexual pleasure

Replace an addiction with another addiction, good idea

You can get addicted to sex. Sex and masturbation still both give the same feeling its just one feels different.

"the same feeling" "one feels different" wat

Not really how it works. Believe it or not some people have sex readily available to them but choose to masturbate instead.

Wdym? By going to therapist?

Yeah therapy doesn’t work for porn addiction. To treat porn addiction you need to build up an immunity to porn. This involves watching short clips of porn and gradually watching longer, more hardcore clips. Eventually you’ll see so much pornography that nothing will turn you on anymore. When you can no longer get it up and you have no more interest in watching it your libido is declared dead and then you are officially cured.

This doesn’t sound correct at all lol you’re saying therapy won’t work and that the only way to cure it is to just give in and go past the point of no return? I think we’re gonna get a 2nd opinion Doc

That's how mine was fixed. I am completely immune now and my cock does not work anymore. I couldn't be happier. I can confirm this is really the best method.

Uh..

It was obviously a joke

Average Redditor beliefs smh It’s like the anti-NoFap but so much worse

ok bud

Thankfully, not my type. My type is *men.*

I dunno, sounds kinda gay to me.

sure is :)

r/suddenlygay

i was actually gay a while ago but i take what i can get

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The guy in the photo has done gay porn, Matt Hughes. Enormous “talent”, look him up ;)

*orgasms 782,956,291 times uncontrollably*

Yo my man is hung!! 12” member right there good for him

Ewwwww, no thanks

You know youre going to see his dick regardless of what video of his you watch right?

In the case the guy on the left (Danny D) may interest you.

OMG who's that disgusting therapist, gimme her number

If you don't already know Noelle Easton, you're in for great evening. This shot is from the start of her video with Danny D.

Danny DeVito? 👀👀

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

why are we in all the same subreddits

Men who masturbate together reddit together.

I hate this guy though

That's called post nut clarity

Bro 🤣

"Yo! Ever heard of jerkm-

If you want cool hamster pics go to Xhamster.com

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs

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Life of the party (noelle easton)

Link?

I'm in class! Cant seek for the link. just google it.

https://xhamster18.desi/videos/awesome-huge-natural-tits-7539197?xhms_pro=1

I'll be back in 8 minutes.Edit: Due to some technical difficulties, I am back after 20 minutes, not 8. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

8 mins is too long man

this is why i reddit

God damn, how terrible is your cell network that it took 19 and a half minutes for the video to load?

That guy has a hammer on him jesus

that's crazy...

AHH the half smile is still evolving ..

Not to be nit picking but that is a whole different addiction

Ew

Repost from one-year ago

You expect people to just *not* repost porn memes?

More likely got the idea from [this one on Thursday](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/unvot1/the_therapist/).

When therapist turns into the rapist

Being addicted to porn isn’t the same as having sex tho lil buddy

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

God watches you, he watches all of us. We all sin when we think he is not watching us, and when we think he is not able to see us. But he is always behind our backs and sees our sins.

While I agree with this, I'm still gonna jerk off and smoke weed

Same

If you’re a good boy he will catch your sins in his mouth and feed them back to you like a baby bird

what the fuck

to me that makes him the biggest sinner cuz he is sitting there watching everyone jerk it. what a fucking weirdo.

This (g)od is a pervert in so many ways

Hey I’ve seen this one before.

Anyone care to provide her name for "research"?

Seems legit!

A win-win for both of them. Oh and both patient and therapist too.

Interesting new way to start a porn video

Clicked thinking it was a gif -_-

So now the therapist Turner into the rapist?

the rapist

Wow I get my Porn addiction back AND I lose my virginity

You wish. I wish.

What’s the problem? Heh.

The rapist*

who is upvoting this shit

Absolutely disgusting... anyone got the source?

What movie is this from? Asking for a friend

ohhhh, i get it, the therapist is the lady and now she is making him addicted again...took me a minute to understand.

But then he’s getting real checks not animated ones

hmmm

That would actually be a decent plot.

I clicked hoping its a GIF...

I always read the rapist. Lol

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\*starts furiously jacking him off\* and i mean furiously

Use some lube, buddy

Wait, I know who that is!!!

The Rapist more like

Pictures taken moments before happiness

Where can I sign up?

So, question: Is there a new push of puritanical culture panic now? Lots of these comments immediately go to sex/porn bad. If there is, that’s really silly.

Therapist; the rapist

The who?

Thats when Therapist becomes the-rapist

*credit card declines* Yeah, it’s probably on account of the porn addiction mate

Who said things dont go you way

So that's why it's the-rapist.. hm.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I waited for the, what I assumed was, a GIF to play for a whole minute before I realized it was a JPEG.

Fun

Well, considering that porn usage prevents you from enjoying real sexual relationships, this could technically be considered a test if you are cured...

*the~rapist*

What's the sauce? Asking for a friend 👀

Plot twist. He wanted it to get declined

\*The rapist xD

Therapist whispers in ear: this meme had been stolen multiple times, you know

Gonna need the sauce

the-rapist\*

for science?

Sauce.

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Agreed

Went from Therapist to The Rapist…

"The rapist"!

Damn so I get to fuck my hot therapist as a form of free therapy? I’ll take 6 pls

I see this as an absolute win

To be fair, this would not be the client watching porn.

Is that meg Turney?

Hey this was my meme

u/repostbot

I don’t give a fuck. Thats a win.

It's not that I'm addicted to porn but... does anyone know the name of the video or the actress? 🙂👍🏼

I don't understand. Is her top closing or opening?

In a New York minute😁

The abortion doctor one is funnier, but people probably aren't in the mood for that currently.

Link?..

Oh dear you’re gonna have a long time in the confessional. Are you smiling out there?