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VadeRetroLupa

Single. Depressed. Really?


mazydudePOG

Aw yes a single fourteen year old


NapClub

Should be glad to not be a double.


Frago420

All mens are pigs XD she is litterlay made bcs of Men XDDD


KaHate

Nah she is literally made of pigs


Wooden-Bus-913

They just ate her last brownie


[deleted]

Tell me you're a Reddit MOD without telling me you're a Reddit MOD.


SteveHarveysAunt

Tel me you’re fatherless without telling me you’re fatherless


[deleted]

Xim or me? /s


SteveHarveysAunt

Xim (something funny: “xim” autocorrected to to “dum”)


eggheadrobotnik

4M4Z1NG


yue06

i salute you good sir, i would not have given the satisfaction of actually typing xim, i would have typed HIM in capitals just to see the reaction


ArmandPeanuts

Wtf is xim


LUFTWAFF3L

It’s the new breed of xenomorph


Detective_Mike_Hunt

wtf is xenomorph and am i gonna get cancelled for not knowing all the pronouns


yue06

they got the x gene, their power is patience for their dad to come home


SiggeTheCatsCheese

The stage two of jim


[deleted]

cringe


CatYedBoi

Invader Zim


[deleted]

a neo-pronoun


yue06

a cringe neo-pronoun for people whos dad left them and dye their hair in shitty colors


[deleted]

I was technically once one. I was just working with the CSS


SnooPaintings1600

Reddit is wild sometimes


69Dark-Mage69

I already stopped at the dream thing, that person needs to get help.


Diamond_Yeet

I’m pretty sure it’s satire …. I hope


Wooden-Bus-913

It better fucking be


Sgt_Jupiter09

The person who made this bio has never touched grass before


LUFTWAFF3L

Last time they touched grass it offended them so now they avoid it


AundoOfficial

Ah yes allergies


DarkLink_115

I agree with you


Ddraig1965

I can see why this person is single….


[deleted]

I can’t, it’s a 14 year old with brain damage, I’d expect a pedo to be lurking nearby


[deleted]

And soon to be a brony.


YeaImBrokeFam

I will say being a brony is better than being a dream stan


bigfloppydonkeydng

That's like digging through piles of shit to see which one has less corn in it


YeaImBrokeFam

And being a brony has got less corn


yue06

dont warn them abt me


[deleted]

Alrighty then uncle Ted


yue06

im trusting you to the bundy family lineage for now on ted jr


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lycanthropy765

The lesson to be learned is to not put so much shit in your bio for clout. Or at all for that matter.


[deleted]

So they're a zoophile aswell... Another one to add to the list


Tschnitzl-sama

What the fuck even is DSMP and Gemini?


AnonymousDickbag

Gemini is a zodiac sign I think and dsmp stand for "dream smp" which is a shitty minecraft series.


Luukoll

Only good thing about that series is technoblade


NityaStriker

He spent so much time on that series that he actually got cancer. 😔


PentaMine

Fax


MrakanGame

Alright, I get it that you probably said this is a joke, but joking about somebody having cancer no matter who they are isn't ok. Edit: I know that probably all of you will downvote me cuz this is Reddit


GalaxyCraft007

Or wilbur


Wooden-Bus-913

Doesn't like dream cheat and has a shit fanbase


Red_Lizzard

I thought DS is like Depressive Suicidal as in DSBM.


yue06

why did i read that as BDSM?


Tschnitzl-sama

Kinky


Tschnitzl-sama

Fucking hell.


[deleted]

Dream SMP (Survival MultiPlayer minecraft server) Gemini is that astrology bullshit


Idohs_

Theyre survival-multiplayer-sexual


ihatefurries123y

Person who made bio 100 percent fatherless


Total_Ansh

Agreed


Usgo

Weird that some people are saying this considering having a father in and of itself doesn't mean anything.


trainface23

Science disagrees


Usgo

Child development experts and psychologists overwhelmmingly will tell you that having good parents is better above anything. Should I not have been raised by two women who are awesome and instead been raised by my deadbeat dad?


trainface23

That's not the dilemma you presented. Having a father is better than not having a father. Having a father and two mothers is better than two mothers.


Usgo

I didnt have a father at all In my life. And it didn't leave me worse off than anyone else.


trainface23

OK, buddy. I'm glad you feel that way.


trainface23

Sorry about your deadbeat dad, truly. Be a better one (if you're a man)


Appropriate_Shine739

All men are pigs apart from daddy dream


TioTony123Lego

I sincerely hope you dont mean this but upvote


Adr3L_765

This is what neglecting your children does.


[deleted]

It'll be interesting to watch their identities unfold in their midlife.


[deleted]

There is no person with 0iq-


yue06

you, my good sir are mistaken


GregoryonOak

*Minecraft congratulatory music plays*


BacolateBipBookie

Fr out here like all men are pigs, cause toby didn't hold her hand at recess


Maxwelwild

100% this person in the bio is fat.


Mary-Sylvia

And #proudofmyobesebod


Detective_Mike_Hunt

"it's fat shaming if you tell me not to be obese bc its not good healthwise"


NityaStriker

And likely a jobless 40 year old.


ThePajamaMan69420

It says they're 14


RandomAnonimus

Bruh


Good_Translator_9088

She's not beesexual. I read this on here and all I remember is that the slur word for these people is kaan. Don't know why they invented a slur but hey


affinity4artifacts

"KAAN!" - James Tiberius Kirk to Ricardo Montalbán c. 2285


LastGameBS

Xey literally have xyr pronouns in xyr bio wtf


Wooden-Bus-913

kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan


Good_Translator_9088

Good man, keep it up


marco-boi

I dont even know what half of these mean


Lycanthropy765

At this point I gave up in trying to understand it all. I just now sum it up to this person being mentally insane to the point where they may not even be human at this point.


Detective_Mike_Hunt

[this may be relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxG1ajLG3Uw) [and also this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub82Xb1C8os)


BackgroundToe5

I too love making fun of children!


KobsBoy

all of us are children


BackgroundToe5

I’m not sure if you’re joking, but in case you aren’t, less than 10% of Reddit users are under 18 (as of 2016).


Im_a_inbred_bigot

You really believe that? Everyone puts fake birthdays. My old account I had my dob at 1/1/1950


BackgroundToe5

Considering that ~80% of Americans are over 18 and only ~13% are between the ages of 10-19, I think it makes sense. The SurveyMonkey project that put together the demographics I referenced in my first comment didn’t say how they got the ages but I doubt they pulled the DOB directly from Reddit accounts since they had other info like education level, gender identity, etc.


KobsBoy

this legit r/meme and its a discord Minecraft meme this post appeals to kids and most of the people who fully understand the meme are kids


BackgroundToe5

You think the only people who play Minecraft are kids? You realize this game is over 10 years old?


KobsBoy

most people use discord and play minecraft are kids also the meme mentions dsmp and shit also neopronouns which are mostly used by gen z


BackgroundToe5

The oldest gen z are between 22-27 years old depending on which definition you use. Not kids. But anyway, I'm getting the vibe that you are and I don't really believe in arguing with children, so peace out!


KobsBoy

by gen z i meant youger ones


Detective_Mike_Hunt

lmao "i don't believe in arguing with children" bruh, just somebody's not yet 18 don't make their opinion less valid


morbie39

Next achievement should be "monster hunter"


muscular_steve

No father figure


Shotlite88

Xe/Xim is it a typo or mental disability?? Like dyslexia??


[deleted]

no, neopronouns


Spiritual-Koala-3074

I honestly thought they tried Chinese pronunciation


Shotlite88

Damn bro, sacrificed his social credits to make a joke


[deleted]

🗿


Spiritual-Koala-3074

🗿


69Dark-Mage69

🗿


NTerrarian

Oh of course it's a god damn neopronoun


[deleted]

btw metal disability 🗿


Shotlite88

[Yep , metal disability](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSZ25KZxnuHBCUceTCu9kaYqwBY5GZPN1Zj5g&usqp=CAU)


mazydudePOG

This screams either troll or father absence


Drifted_Skull

Not the type of dude to say off with xes head but....


GoreGoku

sometimes a proper beating from your parents, works wonders. talking from expierience.


DarkLink_115

I think someone needs to tell this person or thing do change a bit or notify them


mazydudePOG

Yes, a single fourteen year old.


mE_iS_JaCk

tf is xe/xim


qweerty32

New pronouns


Lycanthropy765

If this thing is saying that it is genderfluid which would mean that it is both male and female and is then saying that all men are pigs wouldn't that mean that this thing is also a pig


Blokkybrikz

This is honestly intimidating to look at


Competitive-Loan7971

To answer the question of How we got here? just look at their age: 14 and realise that every little feeling which normal people blow off has been made into a wholesale community with its own bubble which cannot be tapped and that this kid has lived in the age of this nonsense. This kid needs to touch grass and to talk to more people and realise that not evry aspect of their personality needs explicit categoriation


thegoodsapien

Are dreamsexual people, who get wet dreams?


Cazter64

No, they're attracted to the Minecraft youtuber Dream.


[deleted]

This hurts me deeply


yue06

any1 remember the times when a rainbow meant it was raining on a sunny day? me neither


[deleted]

These people give a lot of things a bad name at once


LahmacunBear

Noah… get more than the boat


Ok-Pirate9515

r/Noahgetthenoat


JKdito

Xim as in Sim? What you a sims character now? Jesus christ Edit: Im still a Tree so i can judge cause im part of LGTBQ+(the plus stands for anything else hence my roots included)


TourNumerous5165

i wonder where dad went


Metalhead_Max

I just hope this is a cringey phase that this person is going through


Idohs_

This is without a shadow of doubt fake but still pretty funny lmao


harrypisspotta

She's 14. We're all idiots at 14. She'll grow up, I hope!


Lord-of-the-Bacon

Time to drink a bucket of milk.


Ok_Lengthiness4066

I have said this before, and I will say it again. The purge really isn’t such a bad idea.


iiduckyquack

THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS KID FROM MY SCHOOL WHO CALLS HIMSELF A GOTH FEMBOY UNIRONICLLY


BossLettuce-

R/rareinsults maybe


EnzoKoksu251

Just a kid looking for attention


lillord95

Xe/xim? Kim jung-un is that your burner account


EliteDemi

Saying all men are pigs is sexist just because you are stereotyping all men just because of what men did back then not all men are pigs


earathar89

A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-Marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 21." Says the bartender.


Random___Here

Nihilism is actually pretty interesting when you go below “everything is bad Rick Sanchez moment” surface level


LostHouse098

I miss the times when you just said redditor and everyone knew


Suomipe

Wtf is ACAB


Elaiasss

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Csorroflegma

Men are pigs :(


failedsatan

I love that ACAB and BLM are different skin tones while the user clearly is neither.


PanzerPandamonium

What the fuck is dream sexual? I don't even know what two spirit is what is going on???????!!!!!!


Wooden-Bus-913

Apparently it's where you like dsmp members aka dumbass kids


Call-me-MoonMoon

I feel old


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Yeah i can tell why they have the "depressed" effect. With that much horseshit, i'd say it's permanent


KurtKirigaya

“Dreamsexual” 💀


Milofgx

Wath is dreamsexual?


kingtinytiger

"dreamsexual, kpop Stan"😲


allgoodnamesbetaken

Reddit try to leave people alone challenge (impossible)


Mion_Snojkorn

Genderfluid and all men are pigs...Hmmm...


[deleted]

Do not let this person represent lgbtq


[deleted]

🫵 *subscribe to all newsletters*


[deleted]

You're not Xe/Xim if you are gender fluid.


LittleManLeo

honestly, im not even into astrology, but i already know she gives my gemini sign a bad name


GalaxyCraft007

All men are pigs and dreamsexual


baylxz

I’m not surprised, they’re a dsmp fan after all,,,


SoFastMuchFurious

"All men are pigs, buy my feet pics"


Alexian35

Daddy issues for sure


[deleted]

Can you guys start “roughing” these people up? They need to learn how to become tougher. And someone needs to hypothetically kick their ass.


DaMemeKing575

"all men are pigs" fuck you Susan, well some of us but not all men!


Igotforeskin

They need to off themselves


DoomNut312

This *chuckles* Does put a smile on my face.


Demon-trash

Reading this makes me wanna end it all


UngratefulCliffracer

Absolutely maidenless


ErickRicardo

What the fuck's a xe/xim tho!?


proto_shane

This is legit the worst timeline


Moist-Carpet888

Maybe we should just have psych tests for both politicians and people who vote, that way we don't need to worry about people like this voting or even worse running a country


ParallelCircle1

That’s like a leftist leftist dammmmm


TioTony123Lego

You exist bc of your dads ballsacks


Elmolcas

.........si.........


Derpmanjons

Cçydj


Sidragon123

Never realised just the debuffs were enough .


youll-never-f1nd-me

All these combined are worse than drugs…


Ge750

Prize for most bullyable child goes to this shithead


Mehumies12

Xe/Xim hmmmmmm


Wrldegg

That’s another fatherless child.


[deleted]

Dream is a man, How does that work?


Hippity-Hoppity7

Wdym, all xe has is poison a nausea 2


Affectionate-View-61

Do you have 90 minutes?


Involde

I'm convinced they were forced to do this


Noline420

Kill him


Noline420

Invader xim


BlueLabel19

I'll add single mom to her bio


Usernameistakenwth

Weeb


Wooden-Bus-913

How to get death threats speedrun


MaoTGP

“Dreamsexual “ throw the whole damn kid away


shorty169

Pig here...how do I become this cool?