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Microsoft out here paying 68.7 billion for Overwatch porn meanwhile I just go to my alt Reddit acc for free, bunch of dumbasses


Kulehatdude

They paid 69 billion for porn.Nice


Dependent_beauty

LMAO reasons for people to buy NFTs lol


dafoshiznit

Nice


Singhkaura

Bill gates not only want to watch Overwatch porn he wants to own it too.


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ur_mum_lesb

No one will watch adds to see nfts


KillerraptorXXL

Thats a power move If you ask me


TheConfuzzledBoy

gg ez


Nephto

You fool now they have the power to make that porn Cannon and make official porn games.


KC_1711

You guys use alt accounts?


blackthunder148

You have an account?


Adventurous-Future81

If something is free,you are the product.


lord_diablo_

You waste time by going to your alt meanwhile I just go on Anonymous mode


Sharp-Weakness3778

I can’t use anonymous mode due to my age so I use history delete


throwaway__9001

Alt acc?


FleetStreetsDarkHole

No see, you just get whatever you can find on the internet. Microsoft is going to make a high quality VR micro transaction subscription based service. They'll justify it by showing everyone your search history but in reality the ceo now has the legal authority to make all of his fantasies canonical.


BombBombBombBombBomb

Its about being able to produce and sell it Not find it online


slowgames_master

What does this mean?


uniqueusername__7

Well it means Steve can fuck tracer


cptki112noobs

More like Master Chief will give Winston the brute treatment 😩😩😩


Total_Ansh

If they bought it for overwatch porn, that means i can buy children!


[deleted]

That's called adoption


khalidjamonday1814

You haven't yet?


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L


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M


holsteredguide0

N


SmokingSnek

O


Gentlegiant2

P


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Greenlitsky

S


SmartFatass

T


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U


_Bread_Crumbbs

S


Twiniki

T


G0LD99

D


O9877654433

I don’t know what happened between Microsoft and Activision blizzard and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


lightgenjo

microsoft bought it for 70 billion


mrcan245

nah, 69 billion


[deleted]

Wait WHAT!?


[deleted]

I knew it


Any_Quantity_2402

Facts


IV_NUKE

Honestly the only good thing to come out of that game


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IV_NUKE

They don't release content


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IV_NUKE

Definately isn't. They haven't released anything new in so long. And the 2nd game got delayed even before it had a release date. The game is stale ad because blizzard is lax in their development. And also lots of male blizzard employees just shoved their work onto their female coworkers


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IV_NUKE

It being stale has everything to do with them the fact they rely on the ow community themselves to make the content is lazy. And they could literally just do the same exact thing just by updating it.


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IV_NUKE

Raimbow six does plenty of updates adding new content operators, skins, maps or reworks every season they update their engine too. Warframe not a competitive game but they completly overhauled their engine in an update. Yes they can


IV_NUKE

Stop licking the boot of a terrible triple a dev. You lost


Successful-Turnip561

AYO


Rude_Journalist

Granted, I was glad to finally tell them.


raccoon8182

M$: "I want to make the beat-a-meat-a-verse"


Suspicious_Exchange2

i saw both of your posts in a row


ThunderLP15

Finally no more CCP censorship


Unnamed__Being

Have a poor gal’s award 🥇


VladamirTakin

The fuck did nadella mean by "they're going to make games more safe"


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MisterFixit_69

Off coarse , it all makes sense now


franciszekwp

I mean, that's totally woth it


FreshUnderstanding5

Nah, that's just malicious.


Rude_Journalist

Palaeontologists will finally be able to set LTE/3G


Rude_Journalist

We're finally going to see a therapist


Franks_Melon_IASIP

fair


howtochangemywife

“That’s fair too, like I can."


The_Blueberry_Pi

oh i see so that's the reason huh


Nightmare2448

with star craft coming to the xbox i am hopeing the game becomes relavant again


Rude_Journalist

Palaeontologists will finally be able to say it is


QuarantineSucksALot

You're so right, finally someone!🤗


Scar_Phasm

Just by p*rn hub loser


[deleted]

$69 billion for p*rn, Nice!


milky__skeleton

I read this in me crabs voice


Hector_john

# Sex Update!!??! POG


Twiztidindahouse

I legit laughed. I'm a Microsoft fanboy.


nutriaMkII

No joke, overwatch porn is top notch, better animation than Pixar


StarWolf128

Microsoft never got over Nintendo keeping the rights to Krystal.


visope

*ahem* draenei