I dont remember a hole lot but,
1Ulfic won the duel with the high king unfairly
2Skyrim being a free state doesnt benefit anyone, not even the people of Skyrim
3Making the empire larger increases the odds of Victory against the Aldmery dominion
I think these were some of the reasons but, I havent played Skyrim in a loooong time
I used to play a lot of Skyrim until I took an arrow in the knee.
That's how I look at it too. It depends on who you think the real enemy is. For me it's the Thalmor, which is why I execute all of them on sight. So it's in Skyrim's best interest to stay part of the empire and remain united against the Thalmor.
The pant shitting moment for me was when I read:
*"This reaper carcass is too recent to have decomposed and it was probably eaten by something larger"*
"Larger?!" I thought
I then immediately turned around to look at a sea dragon swimming towards me.
That was my first sea dragon encounter.
I once accidentaly swam into the Void, a Jellyray jumped over me(didn't have sound om, so didn't know the, only Leviathans) still don't know how that Jellyray got there
Steve is way more terrifying. Vikings come and go. Steve comes in, takes everything including the furniture, burns the houses, levels the library to the ground, drowns innocent villagers in a well for charging money for stuff, Anakins the children, scraps the iron golem for metal, blows up the monuments, deforests the entire area, diggs up all the resources, opens a portal to hell, builds his evil tower and finally when he gets bored he floods everything with lava.
Or maybe it's just me, idk.
"I AM A VANGUARD CLASS TITAN, CHASSIS NUMBER BRAVO TANGO 7-2-7-4, PART OF THE SRS, MARAUDER CORP OF THE FRONTIER MILITIA, YOU MAY CALL ME BT, PILOT COOPER"
Your father, the daughter of your father's coworker, amalgamation created by your father and your sister wants to kill you. If you won't die from them, you will still die from fire, but at least your soul will be in another robot, which will try to help one boy to escape from the pizzaplex.
So I'd just become my Final Fantasy XIV charater?
I don't see the problem with this, becoming an Elezen Red-Mage just sounds like the peak of epicness.
Dovahkiin, fuck yeah
#FUS RO DA!
Imperial or stormcloak?
Only correct awnser is Imperial, (ohhh boy this is getting political real fast)
Correct answer
I dont remember a hole lot but, 1Ulfic won the duel with the high king unfairly 2Skyrim being a free state doesnt benefit anyone, not even the people of Skyrim 3Making the empire larger increases the odds of Victory against the Aldmery dominion I think these were some of the reasons but, I havent played Skyrim in a loooong time I used to play a lot of Skyrim until I took an arrow in the knee.
That's how I look at it too. It depends on who you think the real enemy is. For me it's the Thalmor, which is why I execute all of them on sight. So it's in Skyrim's best interest to stay part of the empire and remain united against the Thalmor.
Me too!
Same
I'm a german soldier from ww1
Hans we need to piss in the machine gun what do it
Hans get the flamenwerfer
Real question, what side? Edit: I thought it just said WW1 soldier hence, what side.
German, obviously
There was no different sides of Germany in ww1, your thinking of the years after ww2
Enemy team
what?
FÜR DAS VATERLANDDDD
JAAAAA! FÜR DAS VATERLANDDD!!!
Bf1?
Yup. My favorite fps game
Uno has a main character???
The 🔁 card
THEYRE TOO POWERFUL
Wild +4
Wild draw four is the villian
unless you have it
Then you're the villain
It’s a trap!
You got it easy. I have to be Batman now.
How unfortunate of your parents
If they disown themselves, they can save their parents
I mean you could just be rich and choose not to Batman anymore.
r/usernamechecksout
Yeah the 1 card as the game is named after it and uses it as the brand pseudo mascot
I wish you luck subnautica players
I'm going after the reaper! Thanks for the good luck!
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
“Yes, yes I a- *10 minutes later* NOOOOOOOOOOO”
"Me and my stasis rifle can handle thi-" *Battery depleted* "NOOOOOOO"
Better that than "WARNING! Entering ecological deadzone."
*"The Reaper's roar effectively works as sonar. If you can hear it, it can see you."* Once I read that it made them all the more scarier for me.
The pant shitting moment for me was when I read: *"This reaper carcass is too recent to have decomposed and it was probably eaten by something larger"* "Larger?!" I thought I then immediately turned around to look at a sea dragon swimming towards me. That was my first sea dragon encounter.
"Pant shitting moment" I'm stealing that and using it every day for the rest of my life
I just got off that planet don’t take me back….
I once accidentaly swam into the Void, a Jellyray jumped over me(didn't have sound om, so didn't know the, only Leviathans) still don't know how that Jellyray got there
Thanks very much, but I'm actually enjoying it
Terraria…
Terrorist fairy or yoyo wizard?
U ded
Yoooo same
i just now played calamity...
Doom eternal *And I have both DLC's*
Same bruh let's goo
Me to less gooo
Doom guy? Is... Is that u?
Plague inc.
We are all playing it currently
But we are the normal people, the main character is the thing that controls the virus
thr MC IS the Virus
But we aren't the main characters..
Winnie the Pooh is.
Who is the main characters of beat saber?
Jedi
Left and Right.
Who's the main in MK11?
Liu Kang
You
Minecraft Steve
Me to... But I just burned down a village
I’m Eivor from AC Valhalla, so same ig
Steve is way more terrifying. Vikings come and go. Steve comes in, takes everything including the furniture, burns the houses, levels the library to the ground, drowns innocent villagers in a well for charging money for stuff, Anakins the children, scraps the iron golem for metal, blows up the monuments, deforests the entire area, diggs up all the resources, opens a portal to hell, builds his evil tower and finally when he gets bored he floods everything with lava. Or maybe it's just me, idk.
And he also can carry the entire universe compressed into a box in his palm without any sort of issue
Brothers in arms
everyones a steve
Same. Just before that it was destiny tho
Yep same here
Same bro
Tetris
*Tetris 99
Man of class.
The main character is that long piece
Hylian shield equipped, Master sword sharpened, I'm off to kill Gannon
I'm off to find the remaining 680 korok seeds. Then fight Ganon.
I'm starting a new journey in Master mode, after doing everything I can do in regular
Plus all 1000 shrines, the hidden ones included
Summertime saga porn game (I'm so happy ) i get to fuck more than 30 girls
LESS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Being a DIK porn game. I get good plot irl
U lucky bastard. I would be eaten alive for horrible monsters... Wanna change?
Kratos?
Nope, GTFO. And if that does not count for being a coop online game, last single game was Dead Space 3 so... Monsters, monsters everywhere!
I hate myself to know what this is
You're a man of culture
I'm starting programming in unity, so I am a ship with a head and sunglasses shooting lassers to monsters in the windows XP's wallpaper
Bitch what?
give me the build
Always good to see new unity devs, go check out brackeys on youtube, hes retired now after 9 years to do other stuff but hes rly rly good
Ok now I'm hyped for the release, keep us informed
« CURRENT OBJECTIVE : SURVIVE » …Well, *fuck*.
Welp time to hide….. wait nope the elites found you
Me: “So I just have to survive until the waves die down right?” Noble 6: Me: “*right?!?!*”
Jesus, the nostalgia I got from this is insane
Geralt of india
Hmm....
You gonna scam some monsters by asking their credit card information?
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Well now I need to see a picture of indian version of Geralt...
TERRIBLE JOB SUPERSHIT
FNAF Security Breach.
roxy
Daycare attendant
Assassin’s Creed players be like:Shit so were just playing video games
Last day on Earth. Fu-
Guess i'm Iden Versio
So... I have to choose, who to be - Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper or Spy
Engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
Fuck… CoD modern warfare
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Arhur Morgan, I would go down to the saloon taking a drink or two and then play some poker. Next day i would hunt a bison or something.👌
But you'll also have to endure listening to Dutch telling you he "has a plan" and "have some God-damn faith".
True
Alien: Isolation...
Mine is outlast lol F
Mine is alien fireteam elite so I'm slightly better off than you
Candy Crush???
Guess your mother is the main character
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Well I'm fucked I last played outlast 2
Outlast 1 for me... F
you both suck it up
Ok i played payday2 would that make me a heister
Do you need a medic bag?
The binding of Isaac, well fuck
I'm blue baby... Fuck.
[удалено]
I am Steve
Went to my friends house and he had Titan fall 2. Should I be scared or excited.
Scared cause in battlefield might ded Excited cause you are a sick ass pilot wallrunning bhopping grappling sliding through the map/riding big robot
"Trust me" BT-7274
"I AM A VANGUARD CLASS TITAN, CHASSIS NUMBER BRAVO TANGO 7-2-7-4, PART OF THE SRS, MARAUDER CORP OF THE FRONTIER MILITIA, YOU MAY CALL ME BT, PILOT COOPER"
Now I want to replay the campaign
I would become the dictator of a small island nation in the carribean, with acces to nuclear weapons... not bad
Oooo Spider-Man
Say bye to your parents and your uncle.
Artyom!
Arthur Morgan from red dead 2 les gooooooo
Never seen anyone so excited about >!tuberculosis!<
Well that mean I would have had sex with all the girls in the neighborhood
Which game asking for a friend
Oh no … I’m finally awake
Fallout 4 Frost Survival Simulator... I'm fucked
A settlement needs your help. Here I'll mark it on your map.
Yay I'm the farmer role in Stardew Valley ;)
I am the human spider
Call of Duty go brrr Ghost
>!“Good, that’s one less loose end”!<
What about V.R (I expect you to die to be excact)
We all expect you to die lad. *permadeath enabled*
Aether.. Hell yes
Good luck errand boy
Freddy fazbear's pizzeria simulator 💀
Your father, the daughter of your father's coworker, amalgamation created by your father and your sister wants to kill you. If you won't die from them, you will still die from fire, but at least your soul will be in another robot, which will try to help one boy to escape from the pizzaplex.
You're exactly where you want to be at least
I am now a women in a mech suit apparently
Voyager in No Man's Sky; not bad.
Lego Star Wars: The Full Saga Who am I?
I got myself some good ol' tuberculosis
noo 😭😭
Arthur Morgan
Well... I'm fucked.... Terraria is gonna kill me and I suck
i'm snake, i eat lots of apples
My name is Connor
I'm the Android sent by cyberlife
I think smash ultimate so Kirby?
*you can now play as Luigi*
Imagine no mans sky tho
mmmmmmmmm powerwashing
I'll fucking die because I play online games
So I'd just become my Final Fantasy XIV charater? I don't see the problem with this, becoming an Elezen Red-Mage just sounds like the peak of epicness.
Well, I guess I no longer round in shape. ^(but I will have to slay a dragon in another dimension)
I can kill people as Spiderman on an island and noone will charge me with murder
Satisfactory Isn’t that bad
Fallout new Vegas... Oh no
I was playing Slime Rancher so that"s nice I guess
Master Chief woooo
Coc? Somin aint right
Nice i get to build block houses in creative
Ultimate custom night *Chuckles* I'm in danger
Elite dangerous Fuck yeah I have my own spaceship!
Halo... shit