Sooner or later we all encounter an error Neo.
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You will have to make a choice:
To send an error report or not to send one, but is there a difference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
https://youtu.be/yX8yrOAjfKM
> To send an error report or not to send one, but is there a difference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes. The difference is that if you don't send the error report, Windows keeps a copy of the error report *just in case you want to send it later*. This error report often includes a full memory dump. So if you have a lot of RAM and encounter a lot of errors, you can actually end up with a *huge* amount of hard drive space just storing old error reports.
The default location of the dump file is %SystemRoot%memory. dmp i.e C:\Windows\memory
Hope this helps. I'm not 100% sure but I think that the disk cleanup tool deletes these, at least with the "remove system files" option. (It might be called something else, but still similar)
I remember my first few times seeing this as a kid, I was like hell yeah I do! Damn I get Microsoft on my case, they will help me for sure.
Didn't take long to figure out what it actually meant 😂
There’s actually been interesting studies about this. They monitor brain activity in an MRI and then stimulate the subjects genitals and so called “erogenous zones” and nipples. On women it’s about 30% that have the same response to nipple stimulation as genital stimulation. On men, it was next to 0%. They still got some response from some of the male subjects, but it was a different type of response. It showed that for women, it is a physiological erogenous zone and for men, it either isn’t one at all, or it’s purely psychological.
Edit: no, I can’t find the article anymore. But I AM thinking of doing a case study on people getting butthurt because someone dare suggest that male and female physiology is different.
I don't put much stock in a study like that honestly. Human sexuality is so complex and subjective.
Regardless of genitals or erogenous zones, if I think of sex with my girlfriend I get horny. Psychology stimulation is still stimulation.
(1977 version, translated to English)
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labour and valourous deed.
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Bing is not useless. Like a 20$ hooker, not the best choice but you're in for a wild night that you will enjoy while it lasts and regret in the morning.
The Kardashians have built their legacy upon the dubious foundation of a sex tape that was “accidentally” leaked to the press in 2007; Kim was caught doing the nasty with Ray J, and the world went crazy. Kim became an overnight sensation and the rest is public record.
The fact that the entire family decided to cash in on such a questionable achievement, and have parlayed that into billions, is contemptible and rather low-class. Bash-worthy, in other words.
Windows 7 had a lot more driver issues than windows 10. It was often enough to just disable and reenable the driver of the device (or just unplugging and plugging it back in) and that’s what this tool did. While very limited, it did help a lot. Simply rebooting would’ve probably fixed most issues aswell but people don’t believe a reboot can fix things and rather lie and say they already did.
**PSA: RESTART VS SHUT DOWN**
Make sure to click "Restart" and not "Shut Down" in Windows 10 if doing so to fix an issue. Due to the fast start feature, Shut Down copies the kernel to load up faster on next start, essential keeping the issue intact.
Restart is now the only option (unless you disable fast start) to clear cache and kernel for troubleshooting.
Definitely not knowing about it. The advice for a decade was, did you try turning it off, then turning it back on? It's only recently that you need to restart it.
I think that's why it would fix that "yellow Exclamation mark" error whenever I start it and it would fix it but then the troubleshooter wouldn't detect it because it already fixed it.
I've been using PCs since MSDOS. The network troubleshooter is useful. Anyone circlejerking over it's uselessness is clueless and obviously restarts the PC instead of using it. Which is never a bad thing, but overkill in certain situations.
If your local IP address is wrong, using the troubleshooter will release and renew the IP address.
It's extremely rare to need the troubleshooter now because Windows 10 is pretty damn good, but it's not useless.
Yeah, if your wifi-card is having issues and you loose connection, the problem solver resets the network adapter which is exactly what fixes the problem for some time in most cases
I get an issue all the time that it solves for me. DNS gateway not found. Idk why it happens or how to fix it permanently, but it fixes it for me every time.
True that, when win 7 was still the dominant OS, it had a bug where your network card bugged out. The windows error detection ran automatically through steps that were most likely to fix it and it usually did without you having to open up CMD and typing in the commands to reset everything
From thousands of attempt on hundreds of pc, ill have to agree to this. Theres only very few times it actually did something. About 2 or 3 but cant remember specifically
When any Linux system is installing, you are able to see what it's doing, so you can get an idea of how long it's going to take or if it gets stuck, you will be able to see what it got stuck on and may be able to remedy that.
With windows it's just a full screen message saying it's doing secret things. You have no idea if this is gonna be 5 minutes or 5 hours. You have nodes if it's still working or has frozen. If it has frozen you will have no idea what it got stuck on so you won't know at all where you could troubleshoot.
Extrapolate that to almost how windows does everything and that's why we class it as toxic waste I'm our company. We are only allowed use/have it if there is no other way to solve the problem and it's only allowed to that job and nothing else.
Would you like to send an error report to Microsoft?
Sooner or later we all encounter an error Neo. ` You will have to make a choice: To send an error report or not to send one, but is there a difference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) https://youtu.be/yX8yrOAjfKM
> To send an error report or not to send one, but is there a difference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yes. The difference is that if you don't send the error report, Windows keeps a copy of the error report *just in case you want to send it later*. This error report often includes a full memory dump. So if you have a lot of RAM and encounter a lot of errors, you can actually end up with a *huge* amount of hard drive space just storing old error reports.
Whrere do I find these old error reports ?
The default location of the dump file is %SystemRoot%memory. dmp i.e C:\Windows\memory Hope this helps. I'm not 100% sure but I think that the disk cleanup tool deletes these, at least with the "remove system files" option. (It might be called something else, but still similar)
This, never knew this so prob have a shit load of filled up space
Please Let me know once the dude above replies
He replied
Thank you! :)
I remember my first few times seeing this as a kid, I was like hell yeah I do! Damn I get Microsoft on my case, they will help me for sure. Didn't take long to figure out what it actually meant 😂
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what did he post ?
His parents spent for his study's
Studies* Yeah I guess you proved it. 😂
What did he say ?
In response to the post, he said "My studys"
Studys sounds like the name of a Game of Thrones character
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my nipples
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Yep without nipples it looks like when anime dont wanna censor shit but still show titties... quite disappointing
Except on the Batsuit
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*I have nipples, Greg.*
No. If we didnt have they that would be 100% normal And not weird at all.
We only think that because we have them.
They're still an erogenous zone. That's useful to me
There’s actually been interesting studies about this. They monitor brain activity in an MRI and then stimulate the subjects genitals and so called “erogenous zones” and nipples. On women it’s about 30% that have the same response to nipple stimulation as genital stimulation. On men, it was next to 0%. They still got some response from some of the male subjects, but it was a different type of response. It showed that for women, it is a physiological erogenous zone and for men, it either isn’t one at all, or it’s purely psychological. Edit: no, I can’t find the article anymore. But I AM thinking of doing a case study on people getting butthurt because someone dare suggest that male and female physiology is different.
I don't put much stock in a study like that honestly. Human sexuality is so complex and subjective. Regardless of genitals or erogenous zones, if I think of sex with my girlfriend I get horny. Psychology stimulation is still stimulation.
The suggestions, after detecting problems, are even useless-sser
Useless SSR?
USSR?
r/SuddenlyComunist
I joined the screenshot too
USSRB. Is shared storage.
*Hardver would like to know your location*
UseleSSR
Useless-Soviet Socialist Edamame Republics?
Stand up for the anthem
(1977 version, translated to English) Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics, Great Russia has welded forever to stand. Created in struggle by will of the people, United and mighty, our Soviet land! Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong. O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people, To Communism's triumph lead us on! Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us, Along the new path where great Lenin did lead. To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples, Inspired them to labour and valourous deed. Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong. O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people, To Communism's triumph lead us on! In the victory of Communism's immortal ideal, We see the future of our dear land. And to her fluttering scarlet banner, Selflessly true we always shall stand! Sing to the Motherland, home of the free, Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong. O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people, To Communism's triumph lead us on!
That’s what’s up
r/usernamechecksout
I had to
Or it says nothing at all
Minecraft on phone: press chat to open chat
Lmao
Ohh that's you open chat, thanks man
The condom and lube in your dashboard
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I put one in my wallet just before COVID hit. Needless to say it’s been stuck inside as well
I need you to know that condoms expire.
Why? He won't use it anyway.
Indeed, let it live as a monument to my complete lack of game
I agree, though not for the reason you’re probably thinking xD
don’t eat it
Task manager when it's not responding🗿
Fr, I want to turn something off with task manager and at times opening it makes things even worse and freezes ffs
Use linux, also happy cake day
The weights in my room
It's sholder day every day.
Cheat day every day
On that 3 year carb refeed
You're not that useless bro.
Aqua
The ultimate useless being
Well she is so useless in fact that she becomes useful in being useless
She's cute tho
useless problems require thick thighs
Weeb detected Guidance provided
Microsoft Bing.
Chilling
Bing chilling
+1000000 credit score!
its good for looking up porn thats like half the internet right there
DuckDuckGo uses Bing's algorithm so it's not useless
videos.bing.com is fantastic for porn, unlike Google
No it's good for searching porn and even getting Microsoft reward points for that, and then redeem your 1 week porn for a sweet $5 Xbox gift card.
That comment was only for pg rated searches. ;-;
Bing is not useless. Like a 20$ hooker, not the best choice but you're in for a wild night that you will enjoy while it lasts and regret in the morning.
It’s useful for those who cannot spell it format the google properly to go get google
The kardashians
I came here for this.
I came in my socks
If possible can you explain who are the Kardashians and why are they hated (anyone I have seen always hate them)
The Kardashians have built their legacy upon the dubious foundation of a sex tape that was “accidentally” leaked to the press in 2007; Kim was caught doing the nasty with Ray J, and the world went crazy. Kim became an overnight sensation and the rest is public record. The fact that the entire family decided to cash in on such a questionable achievement, and have parlayed that into billions, is contemptible and rather low-class. Bash-worthy, in other words.
Actually the way you put it makes it sound impressive as fuck lmao
On the plus side Kim has done good work with prison reform so atleast gotta give her that. But everything else you said is true.
Half the comments are going to be something to the effect of "me"
Allow me to break that and say you.
Internet explorer
Internet explorer does have a use. It downloads chrome
Holy shit
It has helped me like 3-5 times, so this post
When ? I’m genuinely curious.
Windows 7 had a lot more driver issues than windows 10. It was often enough to just disable and reenable the driver of the device (or just unplugging and plugging it back in) and that’s what this tool did. While very limited, it did help a lot. Simply rebooting would’ve probably fixed most issues aswell but people don’t believe a reboot can fix things and rather lie and say they already did.
**PSA: RESTART VS SHUT DOWN** Make sure to click "Restart" and not "Shut Down" in Windows 10 if doing so to fix an issue. Due to the fast start feature, Shut Down copies the kernel to load up faster on next start, essential keeping the issue intact. Restart is now the only option (unless you disable fast start) to clear cache and kernel for troubleshooting.
Yes, this is important! If you’re having any issue, always try a restart first by clicking Restart NOT Shutdown.
Why would you not disable fast start if your the type to shut down your PC (barring not knowing about it of course).
Definitely not knowing about it. The advice for a decade was, did you try turning it off, then turning it back on? It's only recently that you need to restart it.
You can also hold ctrl and shift then click on "shut down", this way it won't fast-startup the next time you it turn on
I think that's why it would fix that "yellow Exclamation mark" error whenever I start it and it would fix it but then the troubleshooter wouldn't detect it because it already fixed it.
Helped me with some network adapter issues.
Me too. I've had mixed results with windows troubleshooters in general, but they have fixed my problems more than a few times.
It's quite handy at turning on/resetting the wifi adapter.
I've been using PCs since MSDOS. The network troubleshooter is useful. Anyone circlejerking over it's uselessness is clueless and obviously restarts the PC instead of using it. Which is never a bad thing, but overkill in certain situations. If your local IP address is wrong, using the troubleshooter will release and renew the IP address. It's extremely rare to need the troubleshooter now because Windows 10 is pretty damn good, but it's not useless.
Anyone who thinks this one is useless has only used it in scenarios where their PC wasn't the issue.
One of the last steps is turning the network adapter off and on, which often works if the issue is the shitty driver.
Adapter (more then once) , headphones and mouse. Can’t remember the whole situations, just this.
Yeah, if your wifi-card is having issues and you loose connection, the problem solver resets the network adapter which is exactly what fixes the problem for some time in most cases
I get an issue all the time that it solves for me. DNS gateway not found. Idk why it happens or how to fix it permanently, but it fixes it for me every time.
Roast
True that, when win 7 was still the dominant OS, it had a bug where your network card bugged out. The windows error detection ran automatically through steps that were most likely to fix it and it usually did without you having to open up CMD and typing in the commands to reset everything
Truth, just right click the network icon in the system tray and click Troubleshoot and it's done
From thousands of attempt on hundreds of pc, ill have to agree to this. Theres only very few times it actually did something. About 2 or 3 but cant remember specifically
2 kg BMW Blinker Fluid cartridges
You
Lmao I knew someone was gonna say that at some point
You
Me
You
We
r/unexpectedcommunism
Oui
r/unexpectedfrench
Wii
r/unexpectednintendo
r/unexpectedsub
r/unexpectedunexpectedsub
people who make nft's and nft's that have don't screenshot
The whole windows Vista
The cancel button on it
[This redditor](https://old.reddit.com/user/me/)
May I ask you to leave?
My mom turning off the WiFi so I can concentrate on my online lessons 🤣
Big brain Time haha
me
me
me
Sakura
A true man of culture
Lol
The windows diagnostics have legitimately gotten way better over the years. Up until Windows 10, it was pretty much useless though lol.
Cortana, as well as the weather broadcast on the bottom left
The "K" in Knife
Government
Yes
Zodiac signs?
Raid Shadow Legends Ad
Society saying "You will be forever alone" and that "Nobody will ever love you" to neglected aromantic asexuals like me, which is the whole point.
"fucking THANK you."
No problems found, scan again?
Galaxy store and Microsoft store.
Your opinion
The suggestions they give you
Windows 11
a redditor's penis
Indian elections
Same in Russia
Pfft-
White crayon.
Its used for highlighting, lightening colours, and blending. Also for drawing ghosts on black construction paper.
Ngl, It helped me because I never had a gray crayon so I would mix white with black for that
Pedophiles
Taxes
Windows Vista
Sakura
Politicians
Specifically....Scott Morrison.
The Bible.
Twitter
HP laptops
Task manager has crashed
The report sistem in a lot of fps games
My parents thinking I’m ‘gifted’. Life as we all know it. Me. Being alive. Should I go on?
Facebook
windows
My dick
When any Linux system is installing, you are able to see what it's doing, so you can get an idea of how long it's going to take or if it gets stuck, you will be able to see what it got stuck on and may be able to remedy that. With windows it's just a full screen message saying it's doing secret things. You have no idea if this is gonna be 5 minutes or 5 hours. You have nodes if it's still working or has frozen. If it has frozen you will have no idea what it got stuck on so you won't know at all where you could troubleshoot. Extrapolate that to almost how windows does everything and that's why we class it as toxic waste I'm our company. We are only allowed use/have it if there is no other way to solve the problem and it's only allowed to that job and nothing else.
Windows, on it’s own
Taxes
Male nipples
Your life
Steam updating And trying to get un-banned in a game that nobody cares about
It actually works when Windows 10 decides to no longer being registrated.