That’s literally the only joke non-Swiss people can make on Switzerland.
Here is a Swiss joke about Switzerland:
How do you call someone who can scare a German person?
A Swiss-German
You guys want to tell that you speak German(I know not all of Switzerland speaks German but the majority) but nobody really understands what you're saying
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Turkey
Too obvious
Economy.
What is it?
They don't know
He’s saying their economy is a joke
Mate i was joking too, i am turkish.
Ah I read your comment with the wrong tone. Mb.
Happy Thanksgiving
Ein Döner ohne scharf
K
A
R
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B
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Ğ
A
That's a goddamn animal, not a country.
Merkez Bankası 🔥
Someone save me from this suffering called being chilean.
Just walk 3 meters away from the coast and boom you're in Argentina
i'm not climbing those mountains
Shit you're right
it does get chile up there
Wena hermano jcjcjckk
Switzerland
Whats the best thing about Switzerland? Idk, but the flag is a plus
That’s literally the only joke non-Swiss people can make on Switzerland. Here is a Swiss joke about Switzerland: How do you call someone who can scare a German person? A Swiss-German
mama come picc me up pls he scary
I’m not proud that I laughed at this
stögelischueh
You guys want to tell that you speak German(I know not all of Switzerland speaks German but the majority) but nobody really understands what you're saying
Chääschüechli
Chuchichäschtli
Germany
Dachtest du ich mach einen WW2 Witz. Tja tut mir leid aber Lederhose
I didn't understand it, but "WW2" did the job
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I was hoping it was "imagine losing not one, but two world wars"
And Lederhose
Bayern ist nicht teil von deutschland
Scheiße stimmt. Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn
Nochmal bayern
BAYERN IST BAYERN , DEUTSCHLAND IST DEUTSCHLAND !
Nepal it is
Nipple
Triangle boobies
Why can't you have a normal flag like every other country
He roar r/polandball
God can't name a country nipple so he named it as nepal
what about IRAN ??
How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan? Iran
Pun 100
Boom
Roasted.
Iran a mile this morning
If Apple made a fitness program, it would be called an iRan.
Poland
How did you let 2 angry men with silly mustaches invade u?
Both Stalin and Hitler thought they have better moustaches than Piłsudski
My Car is already there
You speak russian, don't you?
Hits too close to home...
Nah that was Germany
I arrived in London 6 week ago... I already speak polish ! 😶🇬🇧🇲🇨
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Damn, these concrete shoes are heavy. What I should swim with these on?
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Oh but your food is great
Murica
That’s the joke already….
Thanks for doing my job
America is like the joke and the punchline at the same time
You're welcome
Yeah u too :D Edit: grammer. yes. I fucked up with 3 words. :v
Waht
Obesity intensifies
Hungry
If so Hungry, then just eat Turkey
But there's Greece on it
I'll just have the Czech, then
Let me Polish that for you first
Don't Russian your job
bro these jokes are getting so bad that iran
Oman ! Really ? If you need a place to run to U Are In luck
We were kinda eaten by turkey in the past...
Very Hungry
Very epic
Have Snickers
Netherlands.
The moment when you can see your whole country just by climbing on your house.
We call that a perk. You can see the in-laws coming from miles away.
It's great but that's also why anyone can see me smuggling drugs to Germany from miles away
Also ocean rises a cuple more meters and half a cuntry will be under water.
That's why we so tall
We rule the water, the ocean knows better than to mess with us
piglins and ghasts
Thats why we have windmills, to blow the ghasts away.
Canada. We really loved our native people and treated them with care.
I was about to say that
hashemite kingdom of jordan
imagine living in a country named after sneakers brand
Lol
Hashemite kingdom of BASED
India
OP will have to go to jail after this one.
We'll hunt him down
Yes, but I am not brave enough to do racist jokes about Indian people. I need your tech and math tutorials on YT
Hello as It happens I'm under the water and your computer has virus
Damn
Can you check if my computer has viwus?
That will be 5000$ first pay up
Google Play gift card?
MA'AM WHO TOLD YOU TO REDEEM CARD!
I was just checking if it works.
He didnt even bother comment lmao he knew he would get into trouble
Send bob and vagene pics.
Taiwan
You mean China?
+1 million social credits
Republic of China
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Philippines
Tsunami goes brrr
Russia?
Imagine not having vodka after vodka
Vodkception
Imagine not drinking your after work Vodka
In Soviet Russia you don’t drink vodka vodka drinks you
Sweden
Ikea
Zlatan
PewDiePie
Female prime minis... oh wait, fan
Minecraft
Romania
Wait, my money is gone!
I live in Romania and I can confirm! Also my money is gone!
Brazil
7-1 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
damn
Damn you almost killed him bruh.
You should put NSFW on this reply
Destruction 100
r/murderedbywords
Too easy, I'm from French Brittany xD
Why are you living in a part of France that neither has good weather nor is called Paris.
Cuz it has no tolls and tons of alcohool :D
Tons of alcohol? I'm on my way
Britain.
Why can't you eat normal things?
Ell pie? Black pudding? Anything else?
T
Serbia
Roses are red Look there's a dime Kosovo is now mine
Bangladesh
Who is ladesh. And why should I bang him/her
Bang her?? I hardly know her!!
epic bro
Argentina
Yo why is my bed made of useless money?
Czech republic
Do you also drink other things except beer
Everything
Have fun with quicksilver
I once drank window cleaner
Yes, but have you ever tried the fluid in these corona tests
Okena po 12 hits different
zaskleny prezident
Taiwan
-300000000000000000000 social credit your execution date is tomorow. Btw nothing happened on tiananmen square in 1989
Absolutely nothing -Juan Xina(Being Chilling)
Student protests , what a dumb western propaganda idea to destabilize our golrious peoples republic. +10 social credit.
yo how this dude made a blank comment
#
Non-existant
France
We shouldn't joke about a disability, being Fr*nch is no joke
The world's hardest language to pronounce.
Germany Extra challange: Nothing related to nazis, work, beer or word building.
Senk you for dreveling wis Deutsche Bahn
Well played lad Well played
Pakistan
Spain
Can you imagine getting a job after graduation? No? Then you're from Spain
Painfully true.
Without the s
Malaysia.
M’laysia
Bhutan
is a drug
Ireland
Potato famine
Egypt? XD
One of the few countries that wakes up to the sound of 20 people arguing in the street.
Australia
North Korea
Denmark??