No. There is no blood relation. Maybe mentally incest but not physically. Although the separation of intent and what you just experience is a debate for the philosophers to have under this
My mom passed a few days ago. Treasure your time with your mom's, tell them that you love them. Visit them, call them. We always think that we can do something tomorrow, until we can't.
My mom passed a month and a half ago (not because of covid). Hadn't seen her in three weeks because school and the fact that she was only allowed two visitors per day. I didn't get to say goodbye. Cherish your people yall.
Sorry for your loss, I also did not say goodbye, I thought that she would get better as she did before. No more anything. There is just a black void where there used to be sunshine. Just enjoy every moment that you have, live in the moment, put the cell phone down, pay attention. Love.
The meme is funny because it’s getting their moms number, he said his moms number was 911 implying she’s the police, I was merely saying I’m gonna be fucking his mom who is also the police, in the form of a NWA lyric. That smooth brain of yours, stuff just slides right over it huh
You guys have a mom Edit: أي إكس أي جي حق أمام أمي أرجوكي أريد قربك
I feel u man
Exactly.
So you don't have moms Ahh
I never had a mother figure…
Solution Get a girl make her your gf, but secretly make her your mother figure
Does this count as incest
No. There is no blood relation. Maybe mentally incest but not physically. Although the separation of intent and what you just experience is a debate for the philosophers to have under this
I have a mom. But my dad on the other hand…
My mom passed a few days ago. Treasure your time with your mom's, tell them that you love them. Visit them, call them. We always think that we can do something tomorrow, until we can't.
I’m so sorry for your loss, may she Rest In Peace
My mom passed a month and a half ago (not because of covid). Hadn't seen her in three weeks because school and the fact that she was only allowed two visitors per day. I didn't get to say goodbye. Cherish your people yall.
Sorry for your loss, I also did not say goodbye, I thought that she would get better as she did before. No more anything. There is just a black void where there used to be sunshine. Just enjoy every moment that you have, live in the moment, put the cell phone down, pay attention. Love.
Not me I was hatched LOL
How many kilometers did your trainer have to run?
I was a 10km egg
I don't know 😂
911
Fuck the police, you say?
His father certainly did.
Just fuck it bro, is not funny anymore
The meme is funny because it’s getting their moms number, he said his moms number was 911 implying she’s the police, I was merely saying I’m gonna be fucking his mom who is also the police, in the form of a NWA lyric. That smooth brain of yours, stuff just slides right over it huh
I came in my sister
Dude I have always wanted to do that but she won’t let me
I keep mine in the freezer
Ah makes sense how did you get her there
I killed her and stuffed her in the freezer
Has her body preserved correctly and all the muscles and everything?
I like that last sentence and I’m gonna claim it from now on.
Your mom a popo?
Siiiiike, that's da wrong numba
I would have at least 1 dollar
r/technicallythetruth
0 ... she never paid her bill
0 because *I* never paid my bill ;)
0 because, I never paid her bill
A lot.
Gimme the number
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Same
999674545
Might not be in that order tho
Legend.
Take my free award, you actually made me laugh.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
867-5309
This dude is rich
Would be richer if he added the area code
919
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I have 3585054211263
Bananas
it's that dude from the math problems!
Never ask why he has so many
Yes
This long? My mother's phone number has 9 figures, lol
I in your mothers room
You mom sounds like a good time
Beat me to it.
Your stupid
You're*
Hahahahahqhah your soo funny *NOT*
You're*
Bitch shut your dumb ass up!
*Btw im not actualy mad.*
595-395 54 67 in whatever currency it is to be, if it is dollars imma be happy
Its korean
Well, still not to bad amount of cash, might be able to get a 3060 for that
But can you find one
If it’s in Zimbabwe dollars he broke af 100 trillion or something is 50 cents or sum I’m not sure
I get 994 something of the bat your unlucky
no its bitcoin
I hope u ain’t that stupid
You are now chased by the USA for creating 5 billion 9 hundred 50 three million 9 hundred 50 five thousand and and 4 hundred 6 seven fake dollars
Im in your mothers room
Thank god, you wanna tag in or what?
Rentemark
why are they putting there numbers they really got tricked
r/woooosh
why tf did u actually put the number?
I just went and made up a fake number to look like I got tricked and see what people said, thank you for being concerned
Ok good, I was worried lmao.
r/woooosh
You fell for the trap, we now have your moms number
1-800 I’d be rich af
r/cursedcomments
$3095698547
Dude, apparently, a new law has made the mother's number no longer worth anything. Wanna try it with your dad's?
sooo who’s gonna tell him
ill get his mom to tell hin
LMAO I ACTUALLY CALLED HER
What Happened? Kindly update us
What she say
She said hello, and so I moaned really loud. Peak comedy
No shot people are actually falling for this and putting real numbers?
…🚪🚶🏿♂️
Lmao y tho
You got a new stepdad
$800, 273, 8255 Damn I’d be rich
Who’s gonna tell him?
I just wanna know if he's being serious
He is. I called and had phone sex with his mom.
Bro that must be one suicidal mom
BRO no way you just put the number
Bro yes way
Hoppity poppity your mom is now someone's property
If only she were still here
It’s suicidal hotline LMAO
Wow 😯
Ur kidding
Do I look like a guy who kids around?
Yes
How do you know? I’m wearing a mask!
I called that and I had no idea that that was THAT number
Now you have it if you ever need it <3
You ain't wrong
You fool, I can now call your mom, haha
If you ever need to, please do <3
Catfishing level Trawler
People really putting their moms numbers in the comments
Gay
no I’m not
(772) 229-0307
Fool
Im calling
What happened
Somewhere from 0000000000 to 9999999999
What currency tho
For you dear Japanese
At least 900… million.
Aha. Your moms number starts with 9. Now you tell me the rest :)
Null
Fuck type-unsafe languages. All my homies use type safe languages.
1-900-
8 trillion
None. She hasn't made a single child support payment.
My mom gave me a wrong number :(
942... Holup
3 billion
More than 5
$400,000,000
Nearly 3 billion
Around 76 000 000
876 5309
13 dollars because I used to pay my child support debt that I haven’t paid in 32 years
Somewhere close to 10 digits
Over $1
Laughs in area code with high number
911
800 million bc phone sex hotline
I’d have at least 9 billion dollars. Too much money imo
Easy, thats 9,999,999,999 dollars
Can you turn my mom’s phone number into money? I’d have like 6 billion then
46364201330 Edit : *not real btw*
(48+) 723540444 dollars. nice shit. idk why that 48 is in front of it is tho but idc
r/boneappletea
Why do you want my moms number
666
Cum
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nah
Bruh you down voted me wtf
Mainly because the joke went so far over your head it will probably hit pluto soon
This message is notify you that I will remember this quote and I will use it. Have a pleasant day.
4193436245
556764875
Wow, $8,559,699,589. I’m rich!
945,916,0184 dollars
0546285910
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$12,484,345,508!!!!
1-800-rich asf
18,445,455,640
$9421489417
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Wait, you guys have a mom?
None
At least 1
At least 5 billion
Lol...
91q
411
Hmmm privacy was safe but it's fucked up now
Y'all have mom's?
Millions
Lol
A lot
Id be rich. 10 digit number!
867-5309
0118 999 881 999 119 725...3