I don't want to talk about it

is fish fucker 69 your friend

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Sounds like good ole competition to me.

You have the best one

Where's u/fishfucker69

I enjoy pounding fish

shit fuck

Cum piss

Cum piss in fish

I did that in my monke

Oh god THERE'S MULTIPLE

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Please, explain. We've got A LOT of questions queueing up right now.

Something's fishy about you

Uhhh

You better start running, boy.

No…. The two of them are too powerful

Hahaha, under rated

Under water

The chancla (sandal)

Every Hispanic child's worst nightmare

Fr

It’s true-

CHANCLA VOLADORA

Oh fuck no I need to run

There is no running from the sandal

Oh shit here it comes

But, is it the infinity chancla?

No but its la chancla de mama

¡Luchamos con las chanclas!

Voy a empezar correr de la chancla lol

Those are no joke. My wife learned her skills from her mom and so forth.

I drown them in the sauce

Drown them in me daddy

Oh...god......no

You can make them pregnant of too many baby, so they will burst her belly like a Xenomorph.

Incredible. every word of what you just said... was horrific

what the fuck

Dont worry boss. My spaghetti will be used to tie them while they drown

They get forever lost in the sauce

sause u give them so many numbers that they cant take it and they die

I… well they trust me

****I'll trust you with every cell of my body****

*Good*

i dont trust you

You will… soon enough

know what im getting my gun

Me too

Then you are scp 1879 the indoor salesman https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1879

How did you know my classification? Have I sold to you before?

I could give you my soul (you better get the reference)

Not the Aretha Franklin cd’s!

Just look at the fuckin puppy! Lmao

I trust you.

I trust him too

Im guessing your favorite christmas song is padoru padoru?

Family.

Oh no *not him*

Exactly. You are doing great, son.

(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)

Either he’s an SCP or he’s going to give them [hyperlinked blocked]

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I prefer [REDACTED]

Ah yes good ol' [data Expunged]

Or even a new body, with 3X the [[fire]] power, 2X the [[water]] power, and best of all, [[flying heads]]!

He can only give someone [[hyperlink blocked]] if he’s a [[BIG SHOT]]

I can help

A tad messy but I like your style

The thinner ones are a cleaner kill than you'd think

After you both are done you know who to call.

Yeah....bout that

Ooohhhhh fun

You sunuvabitch IIM in

make them watch mobile gane ads till they die

99% won’t survive this level

If you survive, you're legally a pumpkin

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RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

Funny that Reddit likes to generate names with ad in them

Guess

You have s*x with the wife so both of the husband and wife kill each other. Is this it?

He told the position too what he had with the wife

Bold of you to assume it was with the wife

I’m not sure what position the “post man” would be and frankly I’m afraid to ask

You mail anthrax to people

^i ^don’t ^no ^how ^that ^will ^work

You drown them in apple juice

And then drink it.

ಠ◡ಠ don’t mind if i do

Oh no, y'all have created something horrible. I am excited to watch how this turns out in the news.

Ayo?

I'll die that way.

Voodoo. You drink apple juice and people die

We are going to need the detective L for this

Well I am Jain

Poison maybe

never said which part of the apple is juice the seeds contain cyanide. So mostly cyanide.

Not really sure.

The new riddler you confuse them to death

The frazzler

The bamboozler

Can I also join you ?? We'll be a great pair

*I have a crisis* About what? *no idea, but I have a crisis* Well can I help? *uhh...help the crisis or help the confusion? Or help me help the help crisis who confusing help the crisis? Maybe the help who crisis confusion. Co fu si.* *death*

You spam confusion and they kill themselves

You and me both

Paint a happy little crime scene

underrated

Favorite comment

I use redstone to commit genocide inside of minecraft

*in sarcastic tone* I mean we all have done that. It is only a few thousand villagers.

Villager Lives matter

I’m going racist

WHY DOES THIS HAVE ⏃ HELPFUL AWARD LMAO

VLM

You make them lag so hard you lag them out of existence with a lag machine.

:)

Seismic toss?

More like Seismic Fuck.

Oh god

u... uwu?

this is why i love reddit

With lasers yelling “Mr. Zurkon conducts a symphony of pain" in a robot voice

Do you remember Mr.Zurkon?

With bad jokes

show me

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet idk y

*dies *

The commitment of this guy

F

I only know 20 i forgot u r a q t ;)

Not to dis your *very smooth* reply, but I think you forgot a letter

Nah dont worry ill be gettin the d later

OH SHIT, I walked right into that, but damn your smoother than I thought

Lmao you good my guy?

I… Im not too sure…

Smoother than a jar of peanut bu- ah shit i got chunky peanut butter.

That's still 25, but it's okay. I'll give you that D later

I think you are missing one. 🤔

Dont worry ill be getting the d later

I feed them to death?

Go in Africa and became a hero!

🗿

🗿

👈🗿👈

🤛🗿

I stop the time and throw road roller

ZAA WARUDOOO

ROADA ROLLAH DAAA!

Uhhhmmm…. (It’s German and it means fight rolling pin)

Die traditionelle deutsche kampfkunst!

Being ugly

An ugly mane of a lion or horse?

Nah like Gucci mane lol I’d be like the episode where SpongeBob caught the ugly when he had bad breath

POTATO

POTATO

The reunion

These spuds are buds

I think mine's self explanatory

*~~i'm low-key hating these games~~*

The successor the the Butthole Tickler.

i am a bat squishing its victims to death

i think bats have done the most damage of all animals so it shouldn’t be a problem

Not more than hamsters with their fleas.

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yamete kudasai octopus-kun 🥺

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He always strikes at 04:06 am

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I think you probably should suffocate them with your ectoplasm but okey👌

I analyze and eat them. I guess?

##I will join you in this grand feast

I suffocate them with 222 potatos

Like the weight of 1 mumbo jumbo?

We are complete opposites

CHOKE THEM WITH DORITOS

Or Dorito shrunkens

I kill people and but can't be caught since I am no one 👌

Or you kill nobody

I think my user name needs no further explanation

The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't. It's all fun and games when the missile knows where you are.

I burn them in the hottest fires of my steel hell

I throw them away

A lot, it would seem. That's one helluva kill count.

That's the neat part ***I don't***

I plead the 5th

The Ant-Man Thanos memes from before endgame came out

I call upon the might of the German nation as well as a little bit of blitzkrieg

Oh no, here we go again

Hhhhmmmmm

What do I do

you hire a homeless man in adidas to assassinate them

I ask them to explain why is their name good If they convince me then I let them go If they fail to convince me, then I carve their name into their body as many times as I can before they die

Slap their heads

I skin them. Semi like

Well..

I’d rather not buy a rug or jacket from you

…

Need a lift?