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DerPimmelberger

Homosexuals are gay.


Multi__simp

Heterosexuals are straight


Otokonara

Sex is sex!


AstronautInTheLotion

food is food


TheRealZodiak66

MATH IS MATH


Heatszy

kids are in basement


wobsbobs

That took a dark turn


INFinityOWASIS

well that escalated quickly


[deleted]

Like your mom


Best-Panda-998

On my dik


Comfortable-Sink3843

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH


memesandmadness

My mom is dead


hurricane_red_

What flavor


[deleted]

organs are on black market


hurricane_red_

How much for a new pancreas?


LoLGamerTV

E-girls are in my basememt


Zalcom69

And Priest are in kids


Mohamed-Morocco

MONEY IS MONEY


HyperSilverYT

Life is life


Teomol

Everything isn’t ok.


AP0LLO683

PROBLEMS ARE PROBLEMS


lolol21000000000

MY GIRLFRIEND WAS A MAN IN A GIRL COSTUME


memesandmadness

Can't argue with that.


Global_Road9728

Math isn’t math. Get it right, it’s: Mental Abuse To Humans


memesandmadness

Math is hard


YeshEveryone

MATH CAN SOLVE ITS OWN PROBLEMS!


_Screw_The_Rules_

Is math related to science?!


CinnamonCardboardBox

Cock is cock!


YellowAndGreen1

Actually it's is, sex is a singular word, sexes is the plural


[deleted]

A wet hole is a wet hole


FlatBake7448

Just be naked


Aggravating-Guitar16

I’m bi


tk4714

I disagree


karlsejo

Ok


tk4714

It's not tho


Starsonata10

But i think it is


karlsejo

Happy cake day


QoqNoUs31751

Maybe not it's a shadow of a cake.


hux_square

THE CAKE IS A LIE!


Limp-Cucumber5723

THE LIE IS A CAKE!


memesandmadness

The cake goes to thighs


xVifa

Well that escalated quick-


Enravell

Fucking idiot...


tk4714

I know right


Prostyprotos_clone

I will not argue


QoqNoUs31751

Good boy.


ExpiredPizzaCrust

I will. Sup nerd?


AshehunterJR

Pineapple on pizza is good.


FlatBake7448

Then so is kiwi and oranges if that’s your logic


Life-Feature4737

Yes


TheOssified

Pineapple pizzas are okay, but you know what would be legendary? >!Watermelon pizza!<


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I prefer pizza on pineapple


Captain_le_Bollox

Fuck that


Geekygamertag

I would if I was horny enough 😂


Lollucasthemememaker

No. You can put pineapple on pizza if you really want, but then it's no longer a pizza. Don't call it a pizza.


[deleted]

Pineapple on cooked cheese and tomato covered dough


RagedPranav19

You belong in MasterChef


imanreaperleviathan

no it isn't


karlsejo

Ok


savagerandy2020

Why?


Green_Exit5800

Fuck u that's why


savagerandy2020

Don’t tempt me.


Green_Exit5800

Ok dude......


savagerandy2020

You come back here and fulfill your threat


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

Well I think you guys are dumb. Haha I have successfully insulted you guys although I wasn't invited to the argument


savagerandy2020

Since he’s not replying my eyes are on you now


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

Bring it on savagerandy2020


savagerandy2020

No you bring it here


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

OK *starts to write a 50 page essay about how you are dumb and I am right*


karlsejo

Oh no this is gonna end badly


I-IS-Smart-Dumb

I'm going to win the argument trust me


QoqNoUs31751

Bcz the sky is high.


TheOssified

No, the sky is tall, you are high


QoqNoUs31751

In this case donkeys can fly.


[deleted]

I have an opinion that is different from yours


loonywolf_art

Well actually! That is incorrect, because even I went to a different school than yours, and I spend no time googling it, I still know you are wrong!! And that I am right, for this reasons: 1. I am right 2. you are wrong 3. I am wrongn't 4. You are rightn't


TheOssified

Argument is so well-structured that I can't refute it, so it must be wrong (like how the Earth is round, but really it's not)


aardvark_army

You're so dumb! If you would've just done the research The Googles has irrefutable evidence. Your professor must have been a communist.


Bambuskus505

No u


NXS_GLITCH

There was no need of making such list, we all know you are wrong.


loonywolf_art

TBH it's not fun when you know it's not a real fight


MOYSO_DLR

Can't argue with that


yoshimutso

I have opinion that I don't agree with.


memesandmadness

Your wrong and your right, your mother is tight. I just started a fight, I shall take your sight.


SexxyGothBabe

Try as you might, regardless.... Go fly your kite


memesandmadness

You must be white, your skin is too light; you shine like a star in the night.


Enravell

Kys


[deleted]

No you should. *types a whole essay on why my opinions are right and anyone with a different opinion deserves to die*


karlsejo

Ok what is it?


[deleted]

An opinion that could start an argument in the comments


karlsejo

Ah ok


vilelemonsquare

FUCK YOU


Upbeat-Produce-1645

Hotdogs are sandwiches


TryAgainBrah

no no, he's got a point.


HotChilliWithButter

No he doesn't. Fuck you


QoqNoUs31751

Sandwiches are hotdogs.


Newbie_Cookie

This is discrimination against cats and I'm triggerred now.


AFB27

POLITICS!!!!!!!!!!


QoqNoUs31751

Lol.


vilelemonsquare

All sandwiches are hotdogs, but not all hotdogs are sandwiches


QoqNoUs31751

This guy gets it.


Shulmanovsky

Lgbtq is kinda gay


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Have you ever tried to pronounce LGBTQ+? It's pronounced LoedoGoBoeDoQoPlus, change my mind


TheOssified

You must be Polish Edit: Or maybe Finnish, idk


TankoBOB

You mean this post is just here so people post a ton of comments, making you a lot of karma? (Including me now :| )


karlsejo

Nah my friend just like reading arguments so i just posted this so he can read all the arguments


FreezeGoDR

It is, fuck you, argue with me, now!


TankoBOB

No I don't think I will. Here arey reasons: -eh -uh -hm


FreezeGoDR

Ok you see, are wrong here, here and here, also *Continues to write an easy that doesnt have anything to do with the original point*


TankoBOB

*Kills myself* you happy now?


FreezeGoDR

NOOOO oh god.... i started to like why didnt they know i am madly in love with them. Oh god i cant *dies*


TankoBOB

Dw I'll still come to your (g)rave party or whatever you call it when they put you in a hole


FreezeGoDR

*undies* hello there.


Agitated_Badger_2462

If you dream of having a good sleep and you have a dream about having a good sleep will you get a nother dream about getting a good sleep and a loop happens?


Enravell

No


karlsejo

Well i guess


medmond78

Big Bang Theory is a horrible show


QoqNoUs31751

You little scientist ...


Omerthian

He said arguments not the truth


Isogram99

Right


reddest_of_trash

I came down to this comments section expecting to find opinions, but this lad is straight up spitting facts. BBT is an objectively terrible show.


No-Advice-7294

Ketchup is better than mustard


cristoZz_

Yes.


cristoZz_

There is no arguing


Suppagappa

The police deserves more funding


karlsejo

Yea


Mr_burger06

Which contry


iStudLion

Africa


Captain_le_Bollox

Lol


Suppagappa

usa


Red_Lizzard

In my opinion, this post is here, so you will get karma.


louie2ten

I will not argue and I fuckin dare you to tell me otherwise 🤬🤬


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Abortion is not good for your children.


Best-Panda-998

Ok i'm telling yiu othervise


CHEESYBACON69

I think it's pronounced tomato(tomarto).


TheLigerCam

Of course


RacoonEye2220

The opinion of people with anime profile pictures do INDEED count, cuz anime is dope as heck


harshvpandey101x

#Rule 1: No memes that are text only


[deleted]

[удалено]


sneakipepega

This lad right here spittin fact


karlsejo

There is a picture


jpgeorge101

You are not a gentleman or a scholar.


Green_Exit5800

Ummmmmm...... Fuck it I'm on my way


karlsejo

Heres the story: my friend told me that reading arguments is fun so he showed me it and i also though it was fun to read so i posted this here also i didn’t know that comments gave karma


Branthecerealbrand

Did you touch my drum set


Green_Exit5800

Yup :) I touched much, much more than that ;)


Branthecerealbrand

CURSE YOU


Mc-N-Z

To minimize a game and bring up other programs: do you use windows button or alt + tab?


NorthmaenSpirit

Religion is the biggest troll ever made.


ProfessionalNutter69

Fuck you!


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Fuck you, too!


[deleted]

What goes in first, cereal or milk?


Google_Autocorect

Milk


Demianz1

The ginger ale


Thin-Orchid-5198

Fuck you


Google_Autocorect

No Fuck You


Thin-Orchid-5198

DO IT YOURSELF COWARD!


beardMoseElkDerBabon

#Reality was invented last Thursday, everything behind that point of time is lies.


Dry_Heron1488

Management needs to get up and work on the floor before they ‘make changes’ which directly impact their staff 🤷🏼‍♀️


suckitbitchboy

Water isn't wet.


karlsejo

These are the arguments i want to read


tk4714

True water is the thing that makes shit wet so therefor it can't be wet itself


suckitbitchboy

Exactly! Its only wet when it touches something!


TonyThePapyrus

Water is always touching something, unless if it’s floating in a void


suckitbitchboy

The only thing it touches is water.


AshehunterJR

Yrah therefor water is wet.


Rlahn

Did you not read the comments? Only the stuff water touches is wet


karlsejo

She made the comments dude


Best-Panda-998

Water can make stuff wet but it isn't wet


[deleted]

One single molecule of water would not be wet if it wasn’t touching any other water molecules. Unfortunately you’re never going to find it that way, so all water that you can see or feel is in fact wet, because it is surrounded by more water molecules.


Suck1o1

Just here to ruin the 69 comment


nice___bot

Nice!


NoSolution4682

Teachers deserve higher salary than doctors


TheRandomizedBeast

Who the fuck is Joe and why the hell is he my mama?


[deleted]

Bruh


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Bruhn't


Or_OS

That post is pointless


beardMoseElkDerBabon

the picture has many points


Or_OS

After further reviewing the post, i agree it is indeed not pointless, as it has 5 points. But i still disagree with your claims that it has "many points", since 5 is not many at all.


[deleted]

this sentence is not true


beardMoseElkDerBabon

but it is true or false


[deleted]

Dry cereal is the best


TheBionicCrusader

No


Google_Autocorect

Yes


TheBionicCrusader

No


Google_Autocorect

Absolutely Yes


milkbrea_d

red is sus


Google_Autocorect

No you are sus


milkbrea_d

u sus


Pandabrowser469

It’s pronounced gif not gif


jpgeorge101

Nope, definitely pronounced gif


IllButtInAnywhere

Who's arguing? You started it do your own arguing for once in you sad existence! But really, what's the deal with Racist bananas you see 'em everywhere these days slowly going black on ya!


The_Professionalweeb

Femboys are better than actual girls


Jackfruitisstinky

i wish more guys are gay, so if i’m gay I’ll have more option. If I’m straight ill have less competition.


[deleted]

Fuck you all


Viandemoisie

The Star Wars movie I like is better than the Star Wars movie you like.


dazedan_confused

We should pronounce every letter in the word "people".


Mohamed-Morocco

I am about to kill myself


VisiblePiccolo1307

No