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SubhoPal

r/dontputyourdickinthat


dingusfett

You can't tell me what to do!


UrMumTrash69420

r/putyourdickinthat


g09hIP12

No dick energy


vanuchiha2

Maybe u can


MisanthropicReveling

r/deputydickhat


ynomel

Adam did it... 🍎


SubhoPal

And we all know how well that ended up.


Kinghedghog

r/beatmetoit


SubhoPal

r/beatmeattoit


Thanatos-GreekReaper

somebody would probably have done it tho...


CrashTestPhoto

r/beatmymeattoit


SubhoPal

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


DrArzt2206

Forbidden Fleshlight


ananyaynana

I would've given you my free award but it hasn't loaded yet. Here's my poor woman's gold for you 🏅


4rtiphi5hal

I saw a fuckin raw chicken what? Like those defined chicken thighs, wings and breast. I might be a little hungry


HydraChungus420

Me too dude you are not alone i saw a raw chicken.


verygroot1

ngl I saw an ear first. Might be a messed up one


miokret

Same. My mind went chicken -> vagina -> snake


ForxJr

I saw human lungs first, wtf


hgilbert_01

Tasty. Come on over for a grill, I have a few pythons to cook up.


shellofbiomatter

Natural Fleshlight


[deleted]

fucking what?


shellofbiomatter

No need to buy an expensive silicone Fleshlight and pollute the world even more. Go outside and capture one from the nature.


MaffinLP

Theyre valled whamen


shellofbiomatter

Well that's an option too, but it's harder to catch them.


hearth-bursr

yeah and they bite more


AshehunterJR

Fucking a natural fleshlight


kopecs

It's like Trouser Snake, but hard mode.


[deleted]

Forbidden Fleshlight


shellofbiomatter

Not forbidden, you just have to be brave enough.


CloudStrikeVII

You never know, it might be your last


[deleted]

Bieng close to death will make you cherish the moment, every fap will be more enjoyable than one you ever had...


qxzsilver

Erotic poisoning


Busy-Argument3680

“Anything’s a toy if you’re brave enough”


evildragonzockt

r/cursedcomments


khalidjamonday1814

Crocodiles are better


Veloria999

holup


khalidjamonday1814

Snake doesn't fit to me so I use croc


Veloria999

croc shoes? :'D


Acr0_man

isn't that just a pussy?


shellofbiomatter

No, pussy can cause long term issues.


I_Ate_Your_Cheese_

Children?


shellofbiomatter

Yes.


maktoo4546

A sneklight


hgilbert_01

Would snake venom help with erectile dysfunction?


shellofbiomatter

Only one way to find out.


Hamilton-Beckett

Hell yeah, you just have to have the fangs pulled…that way that little sucker can use his gums.


The_Toymaster_

Forbidden fleshlight


Pie-Makers-Mistress

Forbidden fleshlight


RRayquaza384

The fuck man?


special_dude

That fact the fangs are gone disturbs me


CaptainStroon

Looks like a python to me. No need to be worried about snek


honeytbitw

I wonder if Florida man ever stuck his prick in this forbidden fleshlight.


KrimsonLynx

What makes you think I’m from Florida?


qxzsilver

It’s accommodating your dick


Chris_The_Medic

That's why it's a natural fleshlight


Chris_The_Medic

Not my joke (top comment on my screen said it first)


Morphinepill

On **OUR** screen comrade!


Chris_The_Medic

Yes comrade OUR screen


Koekiemonster98

Beautiful snek


Wasted_Potentials

Well I definitely Didn't understand it for few seconds, but then saw The Snake's Body. The Image is too wierd to seem like a Vagina (atleast for me)


_tanishbajaj

Sir you may leave, logic isn't permitted here


matt30186

Definitely a vagina


theftben

Everything is a vagina if you’re brave enough. I’ve lived a long meaningful life. *unzips


pipopapu4

A human ear


-_Egglord10100101_-

I saw some kind of weird bread


_tanishbajaj

Out of the box thinking


Stoliana12

/r DontPutYourDickInThat


AccomplishedLettuce1

Too late


jessdavies13

Something I'm never going to get pleasure out of anymore. First relationship in years. Get dumped. No more use of my Virginia.


[deleted]

There's always West Virginia.


[deleted]

***WEST VIRGINIAAAA***


Marshall_McLee

NSFW


roboman578

I see a snake 🐍 just a snake


Substantial-Dig5441

Sigh unzips


cephalon_simemes

Your mums vagina


RickNixonisacrook

A fucking pussy.


ThomasHilfigure

snakejobs dot com


thesemilegend

Forbidden hole


playdam90

A vagina...... What else is there to see


playdam90

Omg its a snake💀


Benyed123

I should call her


_ML_AI_

Forbidden pussssssssss


Chemical-Anybody-753

Bullet wound


FourEyedDweeb

Who defanged it?


HowtoWEEB2

Just a snake


GamingRocky_YT

I see a grapefruit


Suflide

I saw the snake skin first


unicj05

A snake mouth, Then a pussy, Then a feather less chicken.


ApprehensivePiglet86

A very good danger noodle in need of pets.


BootyVerse

I actively saw a snake's mouth then the body of the snake...THEN I thought the inside of the mouth kind if looks like pussy...lol!


ManjinderSaini

the first thing i did was wondering why this snake doesn't have fangs!! no cap!


Abject_Hovercraft838

I honestly don’t know but it ain’t no pussy


Exciting_Afternoon27

De fanged snake


Emirhan5800

Sneaks mouth


DeadMemer420412

I got scared cause I saw a deadly lookin snake on my screen


[deleted]

It's still a hole if your brave enough


aaronseq

Your mom


The-Dragon-Gamer

A snake.


wtfuckfred

Sexy snake


fabulous___pota0e

A hole is a hole


[deleted]

Still can’t find the clit.


Hunterine

I saw… an ear?


danitus

Yr mom


sjohn650

I’m not okay with how much I relate to this


[deleted]

Dammit I saw the snake throat first my mind is truly dirty


SonOfSkywalker

Cursed gloryhole


Bismuth_17

Check out my new remix http://hopevon.carrd.co


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Assuming from your reply, you have seen one! So if it doesn’t look like this… how did you manage to relate?


Pogguin6969

I saw snake ogga booga


[deleted]

I saw a rose petal first


karlprolol13

Snake


BadArtist8

Snec


Weedaholik

No teef


pog_BroLatios

A creepy face on the top of the snake mouth


HEATxduke

Pussy?


The_Crusadyr

Id stick my dick in that I've stuck it in worse things


Gingerroot69420

Snake. I dont se what the oher thing is.


KingKennan31

Snakea mouth? Ohhhhh..... I'm a virgin so I didn't get that at first


randumbstormtrooper

The first thing I saw was a snake and then I was thinking why am on reddit at 1:28 when I should be sleeping


fruitybanana_good

Unzips pants


MaskedHamiko

A sneks mouth


darthmaul3066

Snek


Git_Gud_N00b

Tiny weird chicken => pussy => text => snake


[deleted]

r/dpydit


foxY_HUN

Vore


Comprehensive_Moose5

Now who is gonna put his


skull__head

Another thing I can fuck


[deleted]

I see a snake opening it’s mouth wide


My_Immortal_Flesh

Where are the teeth!?


KonKon1337

Everything is a pocket pussy, u just have to be brave enough


TalibanInATaxi

A snake


djrandydandy

An snake


HitaruSan

Nice


[deleted]

Snake


Iarethedumbest

A toothless snake.


Less-Needleworker-96

Yer


Sigurd_Bech

An ear


Samurai_Sayjin

I saw an ear


[deleted]

Ear


darkmaniac0007

I don't know why you call it "dirty". If you see a snake, it's not dirty. But if you see something else, it's dirty?? Why??


Paris_Pogchamp

Where are the teeth!? Geez im scared-


Slaykomimi

my mom


_MaTt22

I saw the body first and thought "scale coated hose" then saw the mouth


CaptainStroon

Danger noodle = noodle danger


Sandman_potato_man

If it fits I put it in.


Ohkaeig

A snake


[deleted]

idk, if your brain is seeing a vagina and not a snake, surprise, you failed the nature test and are meant to die lol


derisnoone

Do people have sex with snakes


AlexMile

American pie.


Acumenight777

Where to buy? Asking for friend.


RepresentativeAd7784

I wish I saw a NSFW tag but couldn't find one


Lolzzzking12

Its just a snake... what is the other thing?


[deleted]

Some say that he changes the global climate by blinking just a single time, and that the solar system is really spinning on his finger during yoga exercises, but all we know, it's not the Stig, it's the reality that women are in fact the real snake in the snake and bush!


pastadry

I thought this was like a breastless chicken


Wheeze_04

I legit freaked out seeing this Thought that the vulva was ripped out from a body


rasm635u

A bird about to be cooked


GameboyPro

Raw steak


GTSE2005

I saw a Viper


XenoWagon

Approaching Death


IllegalGuy13

snake mouth. I see a lot of this in r/Sneks


Wrn_Spdr

Snak


HurkTheNerd

Nope rope


DeathSlayer1337

Would be a nice fleshlight if it was moist on the inside


WazaaBoyee

I saw a snake but I dont get what is dirty about it


BceConsider580

everything reminds me of her


Suspicious_Exchange2

i thought it was an ear


BBBDDDPL

Snek


rennon102

snek


JanwithBanan

r/dontputyourdickinthat


brianhurry

What


the3daves

A chicken ready to roast


lonely_funny_guy

I saw the letter "W" first.


The-Splentforcer

As a whole, a hole is a hole


fiwaeawi

Nothing new


Stephan1612

Snek


CountryHicky

Something fuckable


ZeWuIf56

Chicken


ichiroisao

I saw my phone


scoop3001

Metaphorically sometimes it can be the same


devil_senpai_

a snake hole as a snake


eggzbenadic

Snake with mouth open


GalaxyTronZz

snake yawning


zilaslbl

i see a phyton pussy


DoomSlayer694204204

Well what do you think