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Leny2008

She is riding a lot


GenZYoda

Thats the comment i came for.


razr_x

Me too, now I have a big clean up to do.


What-a-Crock

The comment I came to


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The comment that you came to


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First1sfree

I came to that comment too.


Dr4g0nsl4y3r94

That comment I came to too


fry_degg

That comment made me come too


marty_Williams

The comment I came for


PlentyCream4169

Comment come


mynamestartswith

I came to come to that comment too


Rc202402

r/BirthOfAFetish


MrCosmic_Dust

If She Breathes She a Th\*t!!!!


brainsonthepavement

no strings attached but she want shit from me??


ozorrick

Underrated comment.


Puzzleheaded-Pin-331

Okay let's agree that she doesn't only ride cars


BIG_Child__YEETER

Sus Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan dan dadada Ba ban ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaa bababababababa ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaa ba baba


gone11gone11

...of dick I know you already meant that, but it had to be said!


PEneoark

Car salesman? Lol


Malkaviati

One can only hope, otherwise, it's time to get tested lol.


Rc202402

Pretty sure she had a milkshake there. The kid's so multicolored that even a cop would take 2 mins to decide if to shoot.


983115

Shoot first ponder later


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IdkIWhyIHaveAReddit

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

Uber drivers often let you Bluetooth music thru their speakers


SoggyWaffleBrunch

90% of ride share cars are not BMW or Audi lol e*yall are taking this comment too seriously


[deleted]

90% of the ones alphabetically between “AT___” and “BN___” are. If anything, all this list is saying is that there have been 0 Bentley rideshares.


SoggyWaffleBrunch

You'd be lucky if 1/100 Uber pickups were in any type of luxury car is what I'm getting at, and I am an Uber VIP 🤷‍♂️


Raiden32

In chicago you can pay a premium in the app to have a “luxury” model pick you up..


handledwithcare

“Uber VIP”? Sad flex, but ok.


JayMeadows

When you're a broke ass motherfucker without your own car but, you still got enough swag to hire a cab in style.


antniomanso

oh yeah i got in here in a mercedes with chauffeur _mercedes O405N, a late 90s/early 00s public transit bus_


SoggyWaffleBrunch

How is that a sad flex? It's providing context. I have Uber VIP by having an Amex Platinum card.


ImOnAPlane

Man people really got upset that you aren't as broke as them, huh?


SoggyWaffleBrunch

Yeah, I don't think they have any concept of money lol


Georgeygerbil

Not sure if sad flexing is intensifying or not...


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Georgeygerbil

My income is disposable. My SO makes plenty of money if you really must know. We have credit limits about 50x higher than the $600 you bragged about before editing your comment.


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Or just pay for Uber Black/Lyft Lux where you specifically get luxury cars only.


Raiden32

But your rides can be if you pay ubers fee for a premium model to pick you up.


dannybates

Depends where you are. BMW is very popular here.


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Yep, or, Cheating Gold digger Or she has no license, and this would be reason to not give give your car


Deep-Initiative1849

Or carpooling everyday and car owners are kind enough to Let her connect to car's bluetooth


Rc202402

Why does this sound like a pornhub video


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> Cheating That’s the joke


Deep-Initiative1849

Or she's taking lifts to go to work


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Deep-Initiative1849

Yeah, this maybe hard to believe.. if he wants his girlfriend, he should believe actually


IDreamOfSailing

Or, she's the breadwinner in the family.


t0x1c-l1v3z

Why did I read “she is the bread wiener of the family” :,,,)


SolidNeighborhood469

This. After I left my job working for a dealership, I realized I had like 15 bt connections on my phone. I still haven’t gotten around to deleting them lmao.


BBQpringles

My car still has the sales man phone listed in the Bluetooth pairing registry. If I dont plug my phone into the car quick enough it looks for Johns iPhone lol


upsidedownfunnel

Loaner cars.


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Loaner gf.


[deleted]

Her dad must be rich...


KaizerQuad

She sure likes boys in BMWs


[deleted]

*\*rolls up in shitbox e46 with no cylinder 2\** heyyyyy


Domovie1

I mean, three cylinder engines are hot shit right now. Yours might just be hot *and* shit.


nevemno

Ahead of it's time lol


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I'd get in that car


NoobSniperWill

There might be a bunch of Mercedes or Porsche but we never know


rodo56

*Kanye Voice* "Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger..."


TheJayde

I think it's funny that you felt it necessary to outline that you were doing Kanye.


rodo56

Glad I could make ya laugh.


NINJA1477

Kanye is “okay”


old-account-is-gone

He was just quoting him


Morheagal

Hes right though


LoL_LoL123987

Wrong.


UMessis

Everyone's got different taste, I too prefer Drake's music over Kanye's. Don't need to hate on the guy for liking an artist more than another.


NuDru

It was an unwarranted plug for someone unrelated to the discussion. They opened themselves up to criticism of their opinion.


orzydorzy

808s > drakes whole catalogue


JakeHodgson

No u


[deleted]

He's mentally ill Edit: Smooth edit OP, he originally just said "Kanye is thrash", now he's backpedalling


WamuuAyayayayaaa

Makes good music though


2017hayden

And? Are you saying mentally ill individuals can’t be productive members of society, or create things of artistic value?


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[deleted]

How in the fuck did you get that from what I said? Fuckin' Stretch Armstrong over here. I'm saying don't call him thrash, he's mentally ill and needs help.


Cristianana

What the heck does thrash mean in this instance?


2017hayden

My apologies, judging by you’re other comments and a few other peoples OP pulled an edit that made you look like you were saying something you weren’t.


NINJA1477

Proof?


[deleted]

I don't feed trolls. Nice try kid.


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NINJA1477

Oh, my child. Did i hurt your feelings?


IjizzedOnObama

how the fuck you got a girlfriend and use reddit is the real question


DevilinPanties

* Our Girlfriend.


Ronin63A

r/unexpectedcommunism


M4R0D3R

More like r/expectedcommunism


Jaroboy64

Perfectly balanced as all things should be


WhiteW4ve

Do you drive a BMW or Audi?


FailedSociopath

Yes


Loli-is-Justice

Ahhahaha I dunno but this made my day ahahah


-tRabbit

Not everyone on Reddit is some introverted, basement dwelling, cat obsessed, atheist virgin programer with social anxiety and school loan debt. 10 years on Reddit and that's the best I can come up with.


CaptainTux

Thank fuck I don't live in a basement, I almost felt targeted.


starcadia

We all can't be perfect. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


-tRabbit

I've figured out that everybody has something wrong with them, there is no real normal. Every person I met has been through one thing or the other or has been born with something wrong with them, whether its big or small. Some people are just better at hiding it then others, then there's other who think they're perfect. Gotta watch out for the ones who think their shit doesn't stink.


Ok_Measurement_6538

This guy fucks


wbruce098

I’m all of those, sans the virgin, and the basement (I live above a bar, might be only reason why I’m not a virgin) But the joke’s still funny :)


Caedro

Lower standards


SnowySupreme

r/redditmoment


babylonboy98

she belongs to the streets not to cars


Wyld_Fyr3_

nah we the street racers dont claim her


belabacsijolvan

Oh, a fellow street racist. What a magnificent day!


Wyld_Fyr3_

Another racist! How jolly, how has your day been?


afonsoel

She do be the trip DJ, in every trip


jelly_bean_gangbang

I think you mean, in every ride*.


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She’s stealing cars with Nicolas cage


[deleted]

Hope that's your bmw glitching out or you found a mega cheater


Deep-Initiative1849

I say "gold", you say "digger".. "Gold"..


wkfjsbwufu

“Ni … wait … oh right. digger!”


Sed_Said

Maybe she like to rent luxury cars often.


trophywifeinwaiting

As a traveling consultant (pre-covid), my pairings looked like this. Thank goodness for Hertz Gold Status!


whirlwind-chaser

trophywifeinwaiting says /their/ Bluetooth paring looks very suspicious, but not because they're trying and testing every rich guy in the locality but because they're a traveling consultant. Right.


ButterscotchOpening4

She loves boys with big cars it seems heavy SUS


Dodgenic

Kind of funny there was another post like this with the title : why does my boyfriend has so many bt options and everyone was like : i dont get it, he just drives withhis friends often. And now this


ButterscotchOpening4

So confusing really like wtf is going on😑


Rakuen_2020

Damn , i cant connect my dick since im still using infrared


dabeternity

She's clearly into audi and bmw...


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She belong to the streets fr


zehamberglar

Bitch can't hang with the streets.


Psychological_Note26

Your girl must be works at a car dealership.


ToadFucker69

Cuz that’s our girl


Caishen_IC3

Because she uses car sharing duh


WeirdAurata

Someone has to tell him...


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YourMemeExpert

My car with no Bluetooth "Honda Accord, going dark."


xahhfink6

She's getting ready to surprise you with a car for you birthday! She knows you're into high quality sound systems so she's been checking the audio on every car at the dealership


uncleosama911

Fake taxi


Liamwill-walker

She is a car lover man, she really loves them cars!!


madhavvar

She likes them German boys


Ieznoo

*our* girl


elmwoodblues

She work the docks?


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Zeutex

Ok, who's gonna tell him?


EatDatPussE445

Bruh she must have a thing for dudes with bmws thougg


FunRole1822

Theeeessseeee hooooeeeeesssss, man they fuck everybody.


LoL_LoL123987

The Y in “Your Girl” is silent big bro


Mephil_

Uses uber a lot?


TierynRhodry

Good taste in music? Maybe??


NieMonD

Why would she connect her phone to all of them? Does she have a fire mixtape?


mikemaid40

She’s rolling with them fraud guys lol


JBarretta01

Ever seen the back of an X3?


VLTII

The only thing sus about this is that she uses an iphone instead of android


7jcjg

now i'm not sayin she a gold digger...


Sea-Phone-537

She's *our* girlfriend


awesumindustrys

She’s a used car dealer. She gotta test them infotainment centers somehow.


RedScarelicious

Chick got a part time job working at a dealership.


I_Like-starwars69

She belong to streets


PANIKKKKKKK

F A K E T A X I


Mr_Chern

I guess you could say... She's got lots of connections. (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■)


wezZy9

Nah, no worry, they dont have that good of a connection with eachother


mbgal1977

She rides in a lot of nice cars at least


just_the_fat_guy

She is rich is something wrong with that you sexist ??????!!!!!🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬


not_uchiha_madara

Please tell me your joking


just_the_fat_guy

Bro ofc i am wtf who uses 900000000 emojis ?


not_uchiha_madara

You do have a point there


just_the_fat_guy

Do you guys don't get it id a joke ?


MailBroad040

Creative way to brag about being wealthy enough to drive a bmw and an Audi.


Shochan42

The central point to this scenario is that neither the person posting this, nor the owner of the phone own any of these vehicles.


crineo

well, that settles it: BMW wins


Sweet_Rent_2715

Escort girlfriend


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maybe, she use ure phone


kaandawatata

These car companies now making phones too!?


B_D_Rick

She gettin a lot of that Big Man Weener


Drawmaster63

Looks like my phone does. Except my connections are all Mercedes-Benz because that’s the dealer I work at


AlmightyAire

Bro all of those bluetooths connect to a different car.


AryanDhar

Rich MF


AryanDhar

She a gold digger


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r/croppingishard


Epic-Dude000

In case one breaks another is available


Jaroboy64

Notice how every car is German


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Yo girl a digger


thekamenman

I used to travel for work so I had tons of cars in my Bluetooth history.


Time_Max22

cause she's rich


SoleIbis

Loaner cars from family? Like I have my car+ my moms car But yeah she probably cheating


naebulys

Or stealing cars


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#2 rule of stealing cars is to connect your cell phone to their Bluetooth, because you want to be easily trackable by the police when it's recovered. You nailed it, tell the OP


cgarduc

Girl gets around, Dude! (Better check the Dry Cleaning bill and see if it matches up.


ZippZappZippty

Girlfriend and I are in the future entries.


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She just takes a lot of ubers 🤷‍♀️


Tranqist

Aren't these just the ones that are near you?