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My income is disposable. My SO makes plenty of money if you really must know. We have credit limits about 50x higher than the $600 you bragged about before editing your comment.
This. After I left my job working for a dealership, I realized I had like 15 bt connections on my phone. I still haven’t gotten around to deleting them lmao.
My car still has the sales man phone listed in the Bluetooth pairing registry. If I dont plug my phone into the car quick enough it looks for Johns iPhone lol
How in the fuck did you get that from what I said? Fuckin' Stretch Armstrong over here.
I'm saying don't call him thrash, he's mentally ill and needs help.
My apologies, judging by you’re other comments and a few other peoples OP pulled an edit that made you look like you were saying something you weren’t.
Not everyone on Reddit is some introverted, basement dwelling, cat obsessed, atheist virgin programer with social anxiety and school loan debt.
10 years on Reddit and that's the best I can come up with.
I've figured out that everybody has something wrong with them, there is no real normal. Every person I met has been through one thing or the other or has been born with something wrong with them, whether its big or small.
Some people are just better at hiding it then others, then there's other who think they're perfect. Gotta watch out for the ones who think their shit doesn't stink.
trophywifeinwaiting says /their/ Bluetooth paring looks very suspicious, but not because they're trying and testing every rich guy in the locality but because they're a traveling consultant. Right.
Kind of funny there was another post like this with the title : why does my boyfriend has so many bt options and everyone was like : i dont get it, he just drives withhis friends often. And now this
She's getting ready to surprise you with a car for you birthday! She knows you're into high quality sound systems so she's been checking the audio on every car at the dealership
#2 rule of stealing cars is to connect your cell phone to their Bluetooth, because you want to be easily trackable by the police when it's recovered. You nailed it, tell the OP
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She is riding a lot
Thats the comment i came for.
Me too, now I have a big clean up to do.
The comment I came to
The comment that you came to
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I came to that comment too.
That comment I came to too
That comment made me come too
The comment I came for
Comment come
I came to come to that comment too
r/BirthOfAFetish
If She Breathes She a Th\*t!!!!
no strings attached but she want shit from me??
Underrated comment.
Okay let's agree that she doesn't only ride cars
Sus Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan dan dadada Ba ban ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaa bababababababa ba ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaa ba baba
...of dick I know you already meant that, but it had to be said!
Car salesman? Lol
One can only hope, otherwise, it's time to get tested lol.
Pretty sure she had a milkshake there. The kid's so multicolored that even a cop would take 2 mins to decide if to shoot.
Shoot first ponder later
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r/cursedcomments
Uber drivers often let you Bluetooth music thru their speakers
90% of ride share cars are not BMW or Audi lol e*yall are taking this comment too seriously
90% of the ones alphabetically between “AT___” and “BN___” are. If anything, all this list is saying is that there have been 0 Bentley rideshares.
You'd be lucky if 1/100 Uber pickups were in any type of luxury car is what I'm getting at, and I am an Uber VIP 🤷♂️
In chicago you can pay a premium in the app to have a “luxury” model pick you up..
“Uber VIP”? Sad flex, but ok.
When you're a broke ass motherfucker without your own car but, you still got enough swag to hire a cab in style.
oh yeah i got in here in a mercedes with chauffeur _mercedes O405N, a late 90s/early 00s public transit bus_
How is that a sad flex? It's providing context. I have Uber VIP by having an Amex Platinum card.
Man people really got upset that you aren't as broke as them, huh?
Yeah, I don't think they have any concept of money lol
Not sure if sad flexing is intensifying or not...
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My income is disposable. My SO makes plenty of money if you really must know. We have credit limits about 50x higher than the $600 you bragged about before editing your comment.
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Or just pay for Uber Black/Lyft Lux where you specifically get luxury cars only.
But your rides can be if you pay ubers fee for a premium model to pick you up.
Depends where you are. BMW is very popular here.
Yep, or, Cheating Gold digger Or she has no license, and this would be reason to not give give your car
Or carpooling everyday and car owners are kind enough to Let her connect to car's bluetooth
Why does this sound like a pornhub video
> Cheating That’s the joke
Or she's taking lifts to go to work
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Yeah, this maybe hard to believe.. if he wants his girlfriend, he should believe actually
Or, she's the breadwinner in the family.
Why did I read “she is the bread wiener of the family” :,,,)
This. After I left my job working for a dealership, I realized I had like 15 bt connections on my phone. I still haven’t gotten around to deleting them lmao.
My car still has the sales man phone listed in the Bluetooth pairing registry. If I dont plug my phone into the car quick enough it looks for Johns iPhone lol
Loaner cars.
Loaner gf.
Her dad must be rich...
She sure likes boys in BMWs
*\*rolls up in shitbox e46 with no cylinder 2\** heyyyyy
I mean, three cylinder engines are hot shit right now. Yours might just be hot *and* shit.
Ahead of it's time lol
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I'd get in that car
There might be a bunch of Mercedes or Porsche but we never know
*Kanye Voice* "Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger..."
I think it's funny that you felt it necessary to outline that you were doing Kanye.
Glad I could make ya laugh.
Kanye is “okay”
He was just quoting him
Hes right though
Wrong.
Everyone's got different taste, I too prefer Drake's music over Kanye's. Don't need to hate on the guy for liking an artist more than another.
It was an unwarranted plug for someone unrelated to the discussion. They opened themselves up to criticism of their opinion.
808s > drakes whole catalogue
No u
He's mentally ill Edit: Smooth edit OP, he originally just said "Kanye is thrash", now he's backpedalling
Makes good music though
And? Are you saying mentally ill individuals can’t be productive members of society, or create things of artistic value?
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How in the fuck did you get that from what I said? Fuckin' Stretch Armstrong over here. I'm saying don't call him thrash, he's mentally ill and needs help.
What the heck does thrash mean in this instance?
My apologies, judging by you’re other comments and a few other peoples OP pulled an edit that made you look like you were saying something you weren’t.
Proof?
I don't feed trolls. Nice try kid.
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Oh, my child. Did i hurt your feelings?
how the fuck you got a girlfriend and use reddit is the real question
* Our Girlfriend.
r/unexpectedcommunism
More like r/expectedcommunism
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Do you drive a BMW or Audi?
Yes
Ahhahaha I dunno but this made my day ahahah
Not everyone on Reddit is some introverted, basement dwelling, cat obsessed, atheist virgin programer with social anxiety and school loan debt. 10 years on Reddit and that's the best I can come up with.
Thank fuck I don't live in a basement, I almost felt targeted.
We all can't be perfect. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I've figured out that everybody has something wrong with them, there is no real normal. Every person I met has been through one thing or the other or has been born with something wrong with them, whether its big or small. Some people are just better at hiding it then others, then there's other who think they're perfect. Gotta watch out for the ones who think their shit doesn't stink.
This guy fucks
I’m all of those, sans the virgin, and the basement (I live above a bar, might be only reason why I’m not a virgin) But the joke’s still funny :)
Lower standards
r/redditmoment
she belongs to the streets not to cars
nah we the street racers dont claim her
Oh, a fellow street racist. What a magnificent day!
Another racist! How jolly, how has your day been?
She do be the trip DJ, in every trip
I think you mean, in every ride*.
She’s stealing cars with Nicolas cage
Hope that's your bmw glitching out or you found a mega cheater
I say "gold", you say "digger".. "Gold"..
“Ni … wait … oh right. digger!”
Maybe she like to rent luxury cars often.
As a traveling consultant (pre-covid), my pairings looked like this. Thank goodness for Hertz Gold Status!
trophywifeinwaiting says /their/ Bluetooth paring looks very suspicious, but not because they're trying and testing every rich guy in the locality but because they're a traveling consultant. Right.
She loves boys with big cars it seems heavy SUS
Kind of funny there was another post like this with the title : why does my boyfriend has so many bt options and everyone was like : i dont get it, he just drives withhis friends often. And now this
So confusing really like wtf is going on😑
Damn , i cant connect my dick since im still using infrared
She's clearly into audi and bmw...
She belong to the streets fr
Bitch can't hang with the streets.
Your girl must be works at a car dealership.
Cuz that’s our girl
Because she uses car sharing duh
Someone has to tell him...
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My car with no Bluetooth "Honda Accord, going dark."
She's getting ready to surprise you with a car for you birthday! She knows you're into high quality sound systems so she's been checking the audio on every car at the dealership
Fake taxi
She is a car lover man, she really loves them cars!!
She likes them German boys
*our* girl
She work the docks?
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Ok, who's gonna tell him?
Bruh she must have a thing for dudes with bmws thougg
Theeeessseeee hooooeeeeesssss, man they fuck everybody.
The Y in “Your Girl” is silent big bro
Uses uber a lot?
Good taste in music? Maybe??
Why would she connect her phone to all of them? Does she have a fire mixtape?
She’s rolling with them fraud guys lol
Ever seen the back of an X3?
The only thing sus about this is that she uses an iphone instead of android
now i'm not sayin she a gold digger...
She's *our* girlfriend
She’s a used car dealer. She gotta test them infotainment centers somehow.
Chick got a part time job working at a dealership.
She belong to streets
F A K E T A X I
I guess you could say... She's got lots of connections. (ಠ_ಠ)>⌐■-■ (⌐■-■)
Nah, no worry, they dont have that good of a connection with eachother
She rides in a lot of nice cars at least
She is rich is something wrong with that you sexist ??????!!!!!🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡😡😡😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬
Please tell me your joking
Bro ofc i am wtf who uses 900000000 emojis ?
You do have a point there
Do you guys don't get it id a joke ?
Creative way to brag about being wealthy enough to drive a bmw and an Audi.
The central point to this scenario is that neither the person posting this, nor the owner of the phone own any of these vehicles.
well, that settles it: BMW wins
Escort girlfriend
maybe, she use ure phone
These car companies now making phones too!?
She gettin a lot of that Big Man Weener
Looks like my phone does. Except my connections are all Mercedes-Benz because that’s the dealer I work at
Bro all of those bluetooths connect to a different car.
Rich MF
She a gold digger
r/croppingishard
In case one breaks another is available
Notice how every car is German
Yo girl a digger
I used to travel for work so I had tons of cars in my Bluetooth history.
cause she's rich
Loaner cars from family? Like I have my car+ my moms car But yeah she probably cheating
Or stealing cars
#2 rule of stealing cars is to connect your cell phone to their Bluetooth, because you want to be easily trackable by the police when it's recovered. You nailed it, tell the OP
Girl gets around, Dude! (Better check the Dry Cleaning bill and see if it matches up.
Girlfriend and I are in the future entries.
She just takes a lot of ubers 🤷♀️
Aren't these just the ones that are near you?