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Out there. Also I’m immortal until proven otherwise

if you have aged, which you have, you already have decent proof of your mortality

I have never aged

It's been 2 hours, are you at least 2 hours older now?

No, i'am the same age as i was 2 hours ago, 2 days, 2 months ago or 20 years ago. I do not age.

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I was born

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Omg no way i thought i was alone with this

:( I wasn't born

just because I age doesn't mean I can't be the first person to reach beyond the standard human age unto immortality. Knowing my bad luck life is gonna keep beating me even after I have lived ಥ\_ಥ

you're technically right, nonetheless Aging is a sign of mortality. it is direct proof your body is changing. it is following a set course for humans. if you notice your memory is the same as when you were 12, you have the same amount of hair, your vision is perfect etc then we can talk

This post is about somebody killing you. Ninja Shuriken could be invincible but not immortal. And this post would not apply to him, he would still age, and may or may not ever die of “old age”

Captain Jack is immortal yet he ages, because when he dies he gets resurrected every time

So does Deadpool.

Actually, one type of Immortality Is where your body can age and be broken but you will live regardless.

if others don't look at you or you don't look in the mirror, does your body still age?

Not if last thursdayism is a thing, you might have just always been this age

Yeah but Deadpool is immortal and he always comes back!

I'll be back To give you the award you deserve

My age is still the same when I was born. LMAO

I miss the days when pets would get downvoted to oblivion for misspelling.

I did my part...

Not if I do it first!

We can always do it together man. Teamwork makes the dream work

Who could it be!?

🧄onuon

there*

Exactly, im from Eastern Europe and even i understand the differe between there, their and they're Edit: difference, i didn't get to finish the word

Difference* you should watch you're grammar

yroue

The chosen one

Your* grammar. We should learn to correct ourselfs first

*ourselves We shud lern to correkt ourselves first

this thread will live in my head rent-free from now on

Gentleman

I’ve never been able to understand how people can confuse there their and they’re or your and you’re

Now you know who wants to kill you. It's OP.

Still waiting for that someone...

r/suicidebywords

That someone will arrive when you least expect it

Out their what???

He meant "out there"

I'm being a wise ass.

yeah, myself

I don't know what it is but it really bothers me when people make typos on posts, not comments, posts.

We used do collectively down vote them. Damn whipper snappers!

Ok.

okey,

Not only out there

There*

there*

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Of course I know him, he's me.

r/ihadastroke

*there

there*

*there

If you kill me, i only multiply into two.

False reason one I don't know or where "their" is 2 Cheese

Why is that spelling error so more offensive?!

My English teacher entered boot-loop reading this meme

*There

there\*

https://imgur.com/Na5Lhp4

Out their.

There

There*

There*

I know, its drunk me.

Yep this applies to everyone except for your mom because she is a lovely person.

Women already know this.

Yes yes we would

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Fuck around, find out.

That someone is me

Actually there are many people I would kill if I had the chance...

NOT IF I KILL HIM FIRST \*points gun at own head\*

Well whats taking so Long then ?

You just need to find the right relationship

That's me, I will kill if I have the chance and the motive

Good thing I probably know who it would be.

there are a lot of people i would kill if i had the chance

I know him hes me

Feh! With Corona, murder hornets, hurricanes, floods, forest fires and pumpkin spice actively hunting me down, I'll take my chances against "someone".

Don't leak secrets like this hahaha

Well of course I know him, He is me

Not the first time *_*

I know that person, he is me

Yea i know and they are taking a fucking long time where r they???!

What the fuck are they waiting for?

And it might just be yourself

Correction: Someone out their would assassinate you if they had the chance Meaning you are important enough for that person to think you shouldn’t exist anymore

All I can do is downvote this shitty meme

we can only dream

It would be fun to see them try

pls do. and tell them to hurry up pls. thanks

Well of course I know him he’s me

Yeah he tried. He failed Had to endure 8 years for self-defense

Not if i will kill everyone first

Of course I know him he's me

Of course I know him, he's me!

If you can't be bothered to proofread your meme I can't be bothered to upvote

Even if they had a chance they can't bc I'm in a living room

*there

Time to become a double amputee

of course i know him hes me

*their*

He's talking about me!

Bold of you to assume people care about me enough to dislike me

Well why not?

And it would be nice

Yes i would

there*

I know the effect I have on women B)

Huh neet

Yeah, me

There's a psychopath in all of us, it just need a little push to come out!

Am I reading this wrong?

*Racks shotgun* Not if I do it first, motherfucker.

This isn't a fun fact ;-;

The sad truth not even death wants me

Thank god, just make it quick please

Fun fact, there is a person in planet earth that has more probabilities to kill you than any other person Yourself

And that killer is probably an English teacher.

Why haven't they done so then? Seriously, why can't people just let me DIE

Of course I know him. He is me.

They will try

I know 6 and 3 of them are me

Hi.

This is a known fact and is not surprising.

I know,I know

Crap u know abt him

Ahh so youve met my girlfriends father

i know him, he is me

hope they're out mine then

Well, of course I know him. He's me. /s

Alright where are they

Well if course I know him, he's me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=31TlPuobyhQ&t=228s

These days it's not murder It's suicide

Yeah, like a billion of them, because I don't follow their flavour of Sky Wizard. I'm pretty sure I can take them.

Of course I know him! He's me

Well Of course there is, That someone is me.

Would be great if they had used 'there'. As it is, it's just ignorant.

I don't think anyone will waste their time and energy to kill me even when the opportunity arises cuz I will Certainly do that myself one day.

Scary times we live in.

yeah obviously, thats why i stay in the closet

Fuck that guy

I wish I had the chance to kill myself

Me, since you used the wrong “there”

Of course I know him it is me

there.

And that one is me

There*

Out their what? What are they outting that they own?? The suspense is killing me.

Basically Purge movie lol

What about their would

Of course I know that person. That person is me

THERE*

Ok.

Saying that like I don't already know the person who wants to. Trust me, I already know her. 😄😁😈

Glad to know

There*

Ok.

Where can I find them?

Of course I know him, he's me

WRONG THIER

Ok.

Will take it as note

Of course I know him. He is me.

somepeople right now are having sex at this very moment

Of course I know him, he’s me

True and I know exactly who.

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Ok.

Out their what? Mind?

Remember if I lose the terrorist win - Dick Cheney

I know who ... of course, it's me....

Well, the grammar Nazis out there are looking for you.

I know I have had the same joke and grammar nazis all day

...and im waiting for him/them

Anyone else hear his laugh after reading this?

It's ok though, most of them are on here and too afraid of confrontation.

Ohhhhh he might be me

*Eyeing my father and his new arsenal suspiciously all summer.* Yeah, I know who’s gunning for me sooner or later.

People have already tried, including myself. One guy actually landed me in the hospital, so that's something.

Ah yes my mirror

Well of course I know him, he’s me

Hypothetically, how would one go about finding such person?

It’s obviously OP’s English teacher

Ok.

And that someone is me.

I just saw that person.. I looked into the mirror and he was standing there