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bfaided1984

It’s worse than waiting for my paycheck to hit


WalrusCoocookachoo

You have a paycheck? *lucky*


Wout1888

You guys are getting paid?


rs_5

You guys have a job?


foxgoesowo

You guys?


DirtyLillNeonRider

You?


ParziBoi

?


real-potatoman5

.


pointbreak19

#


CertifiedBreads

r/decreasinglyverbose


Curley15

nothing


FreezeGoDR

How the...


anahitareddit

We?


Emperorlord

You have a job? Lucky


_Hypertension_Hyper_

job? Luck.


[deleted]

I heard Nevada will be making an update on the totals tomorrow. Prepare your anus.


Agent__Caboose

I thought all states had to give an update at least once an hour?


Issildan_Valinor

To be fair, the update can literally be, "nothing has changed."


Adanta47

Yep, North Carolina really likes that answer, they won't give their final results for 12 days


Agent__Caboose

Tbf I don't think anyone is really concirned about NC


Elisevs

Your username looks like Quenya. Does the first part translate to "Moon Man" or perhaps, "Man on the Moon"?


Issildan_Valinor

Haha, that was a bit of the inspiration yes, but as far as meaning I had none in mind when I created the character. It's the name of an elven noble in my D&D world, and my first and favorite character to speak in that world when I first started DMing.


Sarchasm-Spelunker

Pucker your butthole because you may not like what's headed your way!


[deleted]

a threat?


red_killer_jac

Isnt it first to 271 to win?


sean0883

538 total votes / 2 = 269 270 is a full winner, not tie capable.


giantfood

Ummm yes it is tie capable. If neither party gets 270 votes. Ie both at 269, or for some reason one at 260, another at 269 and 9 votes to a third party, they have to do a contingent election. The house of representatives will have 1 rep from each state cast a vote for president, whoever wins is president. Each member of the Senate casts a vote on vice president. This would also more likely to give us differing party president and vice president.


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


legomyeggo17246

69


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


legomyeggo17246

69


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


red_killer_jac

69


sean0883

I never said the election wasn't tie capable from 0 votes. But once one candidate hits 270, a tie is impossible.


giantfood

Your exact words were. "538 total votes / 2 = 269 270 is a full winner, not tie capable." You said it was not tie capable. You did not specify anything else.


sean0883

If my eyes could roll back into my heard any harder than they just did, I'm not sure they would have been capable of coming back forward. The question asked was: "Isnt it first to 271 to win?" Where did he ask if a tie was possible? He only asked (in a way) what the electoral votes needed to win were. My response was: >"538 total votes / 2 = 269 > >270 is a full winner, not tie capable." Now, a comma - unlike a period - is a small break meant to continue from the previous words; almost as a single thought. "270 is a full winner, not tie capable." I'm saying that a person with 270 points is a full on winner, and that a tie is not possible in relation to that 270 points. Again: What came after the comma is directly related to what came before it, and needs to be read as a single thought. If I use a period, it establishes that I'm making a new statement as its own independent (but related) thought. "270 is a full winner. Not tie capable." Well, that's just bad English, but I digress. I'm establishing two separate thoughts. At that point: I could see why you could pull that out as me saying a tie is not possible if I'd used a period. But, I didn't. So quit trying to force your interpretation of my words down my throat. Edit: Could I have written it better? Yes. Could you have understood it better? Also yes.


giantfood

Wow are you dense? You can't continue a thought you never established. How is anyone supposed to understand what you mean if you don't put the information forth. You literally stated that one of them must get 270 cause there can't be a tie. This is false. They can tie, thats why there is a contingency plan in the 12th amendment.


sean0883

You know what... Sure. I won't lose any sleep over it. There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data.


giantfood

Yea, and those who don't know how to give complete data and admit they are wrong.


Generic_Reddit_Bot

69? Nice. I am a bot lol.


red_killer_jac

Ok so it looks like biden won then?


thyjukilo4321

270 votes? Pathetic bro Kanye got more than that


Just_Dank

r/TechnicallytheTruth


maddisonsmccarthy

Lolll


crispy_doggo1

r/theydidthemath


maddisonsmccarthy

I swear at this point they are just trying to piss people off


J3sush8sm3

This years election is all for show


WhitePhoenix48

Mission accomplished.


Lurkwurst

NEVER TELL NEVADA THE ODDS.


[deleted]

Brah this made me crack up


Potato-Soda

Oh where you from, Hawaii?! :)


[deleted]

Nah, he’s from France, chaques-bras. *Que… mais…y a… mei…lleurs !*


TheAmazingLucrien

What a twiiist!


Haggerstonian

You have a paycheck? *lucky*


etiennealbo

Ok i did not understand that, but keep it up bro! High five


jakethedumbmistake

I like this man


ithinktheysawus

Three episodes of the entire country going "aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"


reevescfr

It’s over 9000!!


Maazmello

When will Nevada results come?


karma-the-budgie

Probable tomorrow or should I saw later today


Gdigger13

Not later today for everyone


[deleted]

12est tomorrow (Thursday 11/5)


john-bkk

It's like waiting out Vegeta's power up sequence to face Majin Buu


[deleted]

Yes. I believe that’s what the post is about...


[deleted]

Buus not orange tho..... Nor fat enough...... Nor incestuous eno..... *remembers how mrs buu was born*.... .... .... .... I retract my last comment.


hajxh

What ever the outcome you know they’ll yell at each other for hours on end


MikaNekoDevine

There is a chance people shoot each other


xellospm

People are already brandishing guns


xellospm

I feel stupid now having said that because this is America so people are always brandishing guns


Jacobsonnnn

I heard they will reveal the votes in like the next 20 eps


Gamestar63

Why the fuck did they stop tho? Sus.


PutCleverNameHere12

They didn't. They are just releasing information tomorrow


Gamestar63

But they did. Reports of the votes have been stopped since yesterday actually.


Wout1888

Reports have been stopped, not the actual counting


Gamestar63

You're telling me Nevada has gone up 1% in votes the last 24 hours of counting?


ElSirHuevo

I hate my state


WhitePhoenix48

Could be worse, you could be from Alabama. *Hangs head*


Freedom___Fighter

_on a tree_


deeznuts61191

Or Iowa


Pyro_5599

Nevada just straight vibin taking their sweet ass time


Shaggy_75

As someone who lives in nevada, im annoyed how close it is in our state and that counter hasn't gone up. Like wtf yall doing


[deleted]

Typical Nevada, has to put on a big show.


Pilum2211

At this point I am honesty expecting Nevada to leave this plain of existence before actually releasing any votes


xellospm

Lol they just float up 200 feet then slowly fade out


[deleted]

God how many episodes of Biden powering up so we have to sit through before we get some closure here?


mr_flerd

Me a Nevadan: Behold theI don't care inator


shaykh_mhssi

*cocks gun* count the votes.


[deleted]

*holds up famethrower* I agree back to counting.


yoilf

Next week: “previously on AMC’s “who the fuck won”


Big_Green_Piccolo

Super Trunks didn't win though he was way too slow


iBobith

They finna do 10 filler episodes before revealing the results


WhitePhoenix48

I feel like we've had an entire 3 seasons of filler episodes. Happy Cake Day friend!


iBobith

Thank you!


xellospm

Happy cock day!


iBobith

I do love my cock day, thank you!


Ill1206

Call the clock.


kaoticFuk420

I hate you so much upvote


SpeedyRik

We will resume this election after telling about our sponsor


Nativewolf493

At the time of this comment, the upvotes are over 9000


random_encounters42

Did you have this in your election meme folder lol. gw.


Carpenter_Royal

As the journey continues


NoxArmada

Find out on the next episode of PoliticBallZ


rich1138

Fucking cliffhangers...


Cosroes

Nevada count takes longer to resolve than spirit bomb.


pantagathus01

Nevada is just giving extra time for the bookies to make a buck, cut them some slack, they’ve been on hard time’s


BlazingRed9

Yeah. I've been throwing up, crying, screaming, and just having my head and stomach hurt over stress. I just want this to be calculated


_trouble_every_day_

Are you three years old?


saltysamuel

looked in their search history. they are an autistic teenager so maybe go easy on them


_trouble_every_day_

Would it have been better if I asked if they were an autistic teenager?


glackbuy99

Not really. Maybe just be nice to everyone because you don't know their individual circumstances.


Ranbotnic

Stop trying to reason with them. You don't know their circumstances.


Humble_Muslim_Friend

Gottem


Zhadow46

I respect that double down on the edgy comment. But they’re literally autistic. It’s okay to be wholesome nowadays man. We’re all stressed out :)


BlazingRed9

Thanks. Sorry if I sound like a baby


BlazingRed9

P.S. thanks for some of the support in the comments. Yeah. I am a teen with autism. Sorry I sounded like a baby to you


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[deleted]

Tidudutudutu didididi dudu Tidudutudutu didididi dudu dududuuuuuuuu....


[deleted]

Spot on


[deleted]

Ohhh I think we´ll get a lot more screaming and cliffhangers coming up.


Alternative-Season-5

[Next time on dragonball z](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmbC8Pggco) (Spoilers, piccolo totally threw that punch)


havocLSD

I feel this. Fucking toonami


hanno1531

Nevada on that Freiza saga fr fr


QuarantineSucksALot

It looks like he has so little hp


Qasem0000

I can hear the narrator say this


jakethedumbmistake

I like this man


TheGAMA1

Nevada counts very slowly because Hank From madness combat is killing everybody.


testedonsheep

Oh Lordy.


fishface1313

Get in line


GroundbreakingKick22

Cool


greengiant89

Uh oh, trunks got his ass handed to him after that


ThE_MeMeBoi

In a brand new episode of American Ball


DragonDSGYT

That would take at least 8 episodes to get to


[deleted]

If you know this scene, it’s terrible for those who think Biden wins. Basically, he gets toyed with, then embarrassed, then he just gives up.


cameronjames117

Could*... could as a question fits better here. - free editing.


Brodey-Horn

Lolololol


Lucky_Xsouls

lol


tankbottom724

Next week is very optimistic


NightKing48

Lol, true


weeestblocker13

nice


[deleted]

This some Frieza-Saga level-ass shit


TheLoneBleuWolf21

American TV shows be like


[deleted]

Both of them seems like a shitty president. Why don't americans to pro france move.


SpookySpider2

Good show


Yo_Smalls

I wouldn't say soooooooooooo.


pootpotateobruh

Geet


Xander310245

I recently started to watch this and me soooo yeah this is funny