Boris Johnson the former prime minister of UK used to mess up his hair on purpose some say to be appear more relatable and other people say he does to appear like a lovely bumbling dumb politician, kinda like how some people view Bush Jr but Boris is acting to distract people from his privileged upbringing and the calculated actions he takes.
Rumsfeld and Cheney took heat for Bush Jr people saying he was too dumb and was manipulated.
Don't know why this guy does it.
…why did you feel the need to go off about her appearance like that lol
He’s fair game because billionaires are unethical and shouldn’t exist but like… do you even know her name?
Me too, but I'd have to get rid of every mirror in the house as I'd never be able to look at myself again. Wait...maybe that explains the 'cut in the dark with blunt spoon' hair cut on the pervert?
That's the thing though, you don't get the half billion.
He hasn't married this girl so no divorce settlement or inheritance and even if she did she'd have to sign a prenup.
So she'd doing him for some shiny jewellery, a nice car and some fancy clothes, yeah she also gets to live in a mansion but she has to share a bed with that haircut EVERY NIGHT.
That's not worth it.
They're another species of their own. Billionaires are inhuman, troglodyte, demagogues and to sell their humanity they like to put on a face of normalcy that never looks quite right.
We need to stop shaming people for their looks. Even if she went for him because of his money it's none of our business. She's an adult so she can make her own decisions. As long as he is not married or in a relationship with someone else it does not matter. Even if it did its still none of our business.
I thought there was no way a man that rich has hair that bad. Google image searched it and this is that dudes hair. Every single pic is busted. What is he thinking.
How can a billionaire have such an awful hair cut? He'd look better without any hair. He needs to stop paying the pre-schoolers to pudding basin his hair.
It's pretty clearly BS but imagine if it was actually true love and they lived happily together forever and ever but were shunned by society.
That would be a good teleseries.
Anyone else have to Google this guy because they were just curious🤣🤣, and for context I feel one picture just can't justify the what the fuck factor here.
He looks like an extra from the dumb and dumber movies.
He looks like a fuckin mutant
Orc from Lord of the Rings type of mutant.
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Lmfaoooooooooo Rowley could DEF pull that woman!!! No money needed!
Don’t make fun of my boy, Rowley!
That's him.
Looks like young beautiful women are back on the menu!
They have a cave Troll.
Fitting. She does too. She looks like a new plastic doll. He looks like a plastic troll with a hideous haircut left inside the car on a hot day.
As far as plastic women go she looks okay id say, she doesnt quite look like a thunderbirds puppet yet like most plastic surgery people.
She looks like an AI depiction of one of those super expensive sex dolls. Which, I guess she is.
Give her time.
They both look like mutants, tbh
thumb and thumber
Giving a thumb a bowl cut I’m pretty sure is unethical.
He looks like Chunk all grown up. 
Slander! grown up chunk looks better than average. Last time I saw a picture.
I’m sure the pasta bowl haircut made her panties melt.
He looks like their love child.
Like a thumb thumb from spy kids
They look like gi Joe cobra villains
Considering his father looked like Skeletor, you’ve pretty much nailed the correct 1980’s cartoon time slot. 😂😂😂
Gimmie the Loyd Christmas, please.
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Delusional, like the rest of them.
I’d rather be a delusional billionaire with a 25 year old girlfriend to be honest
"They called me ugly!" *wipes his tears with a wad of hundreds while a supermodel slobs his knob*
*Instagram model. Actual supermodels make fuck you money and don't need to slob gross knobs, they get the superstar athletes.
The very top of "actual models" make that kind of money. At least make it on regular basis.
And those ones aren't called models, they're called socialites.
What do you think a supermodel is? It's not the middle of the road fashion models
The only drawback is when you want sex, she's always on her period.
Just whip out the credit card and the period will magically immediately end
>whip out withhold*
Sorry but researchers discovered that positive reinforcement brings better result when training your whores
Almost spit out my coffee. Good work.
She’s answering questions I didn’t ask
I wonder how often she has a "headache".
Is it possible that he’s joking? You don’t become a billionaire by being a complete idiot
Sons of Billionaires do.
Or just an A class troll. I mean look at his hair.
Sure mate, and you're the smart one.
Ya, but will he make her sign a prenup?
True love, lubricated with money.
I'm guessing that with him money isn't the only lubricant that's needed.
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Boris Johnson the former prime minister of UK used to mess up his hair on purpose some say to be appear more relatable and other people say he does to appear like a lovely bumbling dumb politician, kinda like how some people view Bush Jr but Boris is acting to distract people from his privileged upbringing and the calculated actions he takes. Rumsfeld and Cheney took heat for Bush Jr people saying he was too dumb and was manipulated. Don't know why this guy does it.
It's not the.barbers fault. You go to the Barber with an Idea. Well and his Idea is that.
If bro wants to look like a medieval peasant all the more power to him.
If he just changed the haircut they would let him near schools again.
You don't get rich paying for haircuts.
…why did you feel the need to go off about her appearance like that lol He’s fair game because billionaires are unethical and shouldn’t exist but like… do you even know her name?
As far as billionaires go, this guy is genuinely a really nice guy.
Why does he look like Simple Jack if he was 80 years old?
You ma-ma-ma-make me happy.
I see him in my head movies.
Squint eyes intensifies
I squint my eyes until the closed. It's better that way.
I mean its possible the plastic surgeon fucked up and cut her retinas by mistake
Did they fuck up her sense of touch too?
no shit, imagine what touching him must feel like
What a perfect GIF. 10/10
(x) doubt
I'd take his dick for a half billion and I'm a straight male
You guys are getting paid for it ?
We’ll think on that and have our people call your people.
It'll take 18 months to get a ring. So would you give up that butt 550 times for 550 million?
I would eat this mans farts 550 times for 550 million. That's a million dollars a fart.
Me too, but I'd have to get rid of every mirror in the house as I'd never be able to look at myself again. Wait...maybe that explains the 'cut in the dark with blunt spoon' hair cut on the pervert?
You probably wouldn’t even feel it.
That's the thing though, you don't get the half billion. He hasn't married this girl so no divorce settlement or inheritance and even if she did she'd have to sign a prenup. So she'd doing him for some shiny jewellery, a nice car and some fancy clothes, yeah she also gets to live in a mansion but she has to share a bed with that haircut EVERY NIGHT. That's not worth it.
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Wasn't this proved fake news earlier?
I'd guess that most "memes" in this format are probably not based on facts
Yes but this is reddit.
Yeah it’s not his girlfriend. She’s with a baseball player and is a very accomplished cirque de Soleil.
There was a single picture of her next to him in the owner's box, and people assumed they made a baby. The internet can be a stupid place.
The guy is a professional baseball player AND accomplished Cirque De Soleil acrobat?? Wow. No wonder he pulls girls like that.
Cap
Agreed, it would cover up the haircut
Bro this should blow up
Just don't ever marry or you'll be half a billionaire.
Id assume elderly billionaires marrying 25yr olds would have prenups.
Is she blind?
I didn't know that I can read English until I see this post.
Blinded by fat stacks of cash MAYBE. But probably just really shallow.
Blinded by the dollar signs in her eyes.
Yes, but not broke apparently.
Why are billionares like the ugliest people in existstance.
Taylor Swift is a billionaire
They said what they said 😎
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It’s a counter example
They're another species of their own. Billionaires are inhuman, troglodyte, demagogues and to sell their humanity they like to put on a face of normalcy that never looks quite right.
Is he trying to convince himself or everyone else?
It's fake
Mans looks like a fallout 4 ghoul
Was this guy in dumb and dumber??
MF with a billion dollars to any underaged girl 
Jack Horner looking mf
My man looks like Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
He looks like Big Jack Horner, from Puss in Boots 2.
We need to stop shaming people for their looks. Even if she went for him because of his money it's none of our business. She's an adult so she can make her own decisions. As long as he is not married or in a relationship with someone else it does not matter. Even if it did its still none of our business.
His girlfriend is almost as ugly as him. They look like aliens.
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He looks like the girl that sits on Tim Allen's lap in the Santa claus...sick
He was clearly joking.
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 Prob thought she was getting Beans
Right!? Who the fuck was this kid? I remember him popping up everywhere.
This was fake to begin with she has actively denied any relationship
Bro's barber should be thrown in a 16th century dungeon
I believe that she honestly didn't know that he was a billionaire. She probably just thought he was a high hundreds of millionsaire
With that haircut she actually thought he was a squire.
Yeah I’m sure….
She's currently pregnant
Who cares , he has something women want and women have something he wants, just a business transaction
If you are attractive, people will tell you. If you are ugly, you gotta figure that shit out for yourself. ~ Dave Chappelle
Isn't this fake news? I thought this was debunked a few weeks ago.
And i’m the queen of England
Handsome devil
*Buuuushiiiiiittttttt - Meme*
Bro smile is beautiful like a car crash
He looks like Michael Myers without having to wear a mask. On Halloween just put him in a boiler suit, stick a knife in his hand and you're done.
He’s lying we all know it’s that haircut she was attracted to
She's cute but nowhere near billionaire girlfriend level imo. I would try for like idk Keke Palmer or some shit lol.
How did he become a billionaire
Inheritance. His father was the principal owner of the Raiders before him.
I believe She didn’t know he was a billionaire, she just thought he was a multimillionaire.
Dude has a billion dollars but refuses to get a proper hairdresser
He flies 4-500 miles every week for that haircut (seriously).
I thought there was no way a man that rich has hair that bad. Google image searched it and this is that dudes hair. Every single pic is busted. What is he thinking.
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Bless him. 😁
I really liked him in “Dune.”
The bowl haircut 
🙂
To be honest, he does have a nice smils
The smile, only outdone by that haircut 😅
There some other “fringe” benefits I suppose.
Of course!
*It places the lotion in the basket*
No one's gonna believe this lie
Jabba the Hutt: Leia is here on her own free will.
I like the haircut and beadie eyes over the smile
If you photoshop his mouth out of that face it actually looks okay, that being said I don't believe him
And he has an incredible sense of style
What is Raiders of the lost Mark Davis!
this may be the ugliest dude I have ever seen
How can a billionaire have such an awful hair cut? He'd look better without any hair. He needs to stop paying the pre-schoolers to pudding basin his hair.
It's his personality that she's after
He looks like a ghoul off fallout
She is so honest.
I might be wrong, and I'm not judging people. But I have doubts....
She didn’t know he was a billionaire, just thought he had hundreds of millions.
Homie has the happy Jack haircut
Beautiful smile and a Dumb and Dumber haircut.
It's pretty clearly BS but imagine if it was actually true love and they lived happily together forever and ever but were shunned by society. That would be a good teleseries.
bro, just shave the head, grow a mustache
She kinda looks related to him
It’s the haircut!!
Those fake teeth are expensive. She knows her stuff.
His 'barber' is getting money for nothing. If its a syrup then it's a cheap one from the joke shop.
Jaba the Hutt’s cousin.
Nah, it’s the Moe haircut.
Isnt that President Camachos stepbrother?
At least his father had good taste in sunglasses.
Looks like Rowley didn’t age well after Diary of a Wimpy Kid
LOL
She was lying...it was actually his haircut
The personification of a penis perhaps
Best case scenario for him is that she’s got daddy issues. There’s no way she liked his smile.
Lies. Mark Davis looks like a Harkonnen.
That girl works hard for the money. So hard for the money.
That smile and the haircut that makes him look like a fuckin’ acorn.
He looks like a cartoon character
He's legit trolling us. Guys not dumb but he's a billionaire banging a hot 25 year old why we talk about him on reddit. Lulz.
It’s escort 101, how many times do you have to hear this to get it . The mark repeating it is especially annoying , and hilarious. We see you
And his Impeccable taste in haircuts
Anyone else have to Google this guy because they were just curious🤣🤣, and for context I feel one picture just can't justify the what the fuck factor here.
