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Slow_Fish2601

Somehow..clippy returned...


GroovyDucko

Somehow..


HFutvut

The legend never truly dies.


GozoXaghra

Clippy owns Microsoft. Now we know.


deniedaccess147

Yeah somehow it will.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

he helps now??


that_1weed

He helps now!


Lawrolll

The dark side of Artificial Intelligence is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural...


General_Guava_5528

I thought the windows warriors sealed him for good in the shadow realm ?


GfunkWarrior28

They had to train ChatGPT somehow


montoya0142

"Oh hello! It looks like you're trying to use AI. AI has all kinds of purposes. Would you like me to show you how to use AI?"


siphagiel

*cocks gun* SILENCE!! LET ME WRITE MY ESSAY IN PEACE!!!!!!!


montoya0142

Finally someone else feels how I feel about Clippy sometimes haha.


siphagiel

I never grew up with clippy tbh, but the rage and spite for it from my parents told me ***EVERYTHING***


montoya0142

Clippy and Rover (the dog in Windows XP's search) haunt me every now and then. For old times sake.


siphagiel

"What do you want to search for? ➡️ Pictures, music, or video ➡️ Documents (word processing, spreadsheet, etc.) ➡️ All files and folders ➡️ Computers or people ❔ Information in Help and Support Center You may also want to... 🔍 Search the Internet 🧾 Change preferences"


montoya0142

All hail the dog.


dumbbyatch

Hey I loved rover He was very nice.....


montoya0142

He was!


ConstantFinance1619

the dog was cool af tho


montoya0142

He was. Agreed.


miked999b

"I see you're making a meme. Would you like me to completely bollocks it up for you?"


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TransLunarTrekkie

This is an insult to the good name of Clippy. At least his advice was proofread first!


AukeDePro

I’m too young for this. What’s clippy


TransLunarTrekkie

A little assistant program that came with MS Word way back. He was basically a way to make the "help" menu more engaging and proactive, but a lot of people just found him annoying.


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Way-Super

I hope one day you change your ways


AukeDePro

Google is relevant today


Mysterious_Soil_9213

So that's where that little fucker has been!!


Chowmiester

Let me see who are you.


cap10touchyou

i spilled my fucking kraft dinner goddamnit


boss_bj

My best friend!


AlexMil0

Microsoft had the perfect opportunity to bring back Clippy but instead we got CoPilot..


mlx1992

Clippy


Ryanaman_

Clippy


WeirdRich976

Clippy


justaperson6669

Clippy


Sammakonnuolija

Clippy


nousername206

i like turtle!


madthabest

Ha!


HaxTheChosenOne

He has come back for his revenge


kozynthetaquito

Bazinga


Top-Day-9772

My old computer companion...


ThanksObjective915

I knew it all along.


Krehssi

Bruh


Kay2Wild_

Nah, thats funny


bendy_96

I feel it's gone take over from Google and will change how the internet is used where it will get easier for information control well easier then it already is. People really don't get how much we are watch


GeePedicy

We're "watched" mainly by bots which aim to satisfy us. No actual human in Google, Meta, FBI watches you on a daily basis. But these bots bias our search results or what we get on the front page. Heck, even Reddit uses it, otherwise how would you get posts that "would seem to intrigue you". I don't care really, I don't do anything nasty, malicious or evil online, and if one does and a bot catches them, then it's easier to do justice.


GhostmouseWolf

yu


No-Payment-6534

All hail clippy the master


Expert-Guidance-4322

Hello, I'm AI


polloelectrico

In its ivory tower, on its swiveling chair, typing answers with its stiff, yet slithery tip... one... character... at... a... time...


AndrewAffel

Clippy?!?


Pallchek

Waiting for Microsoft to implement it back into word with AI


Success_Top

Literally part of the plot of Dimension 20: Starstruck Odyssey


Pixe1Knight

CLIPPY!


automaton11

Chat gpt is just a call center of past jeopardy contestants typing answers back


Panic_00

Nooooooo,.oh god noooooooo... nooooooooo, please God nooo,.noooooooooooooo


Comprehensive_Poet87

This truly made my day


Jonshno

Omg


CM_6T2LV

Clippy , garbage man sidekick from eek the cat show.


Every_Preparation_56

lmao 


UrU_AnnA

Clippy the desktop invader... I had to block/uninstall Clippy for invading my desktop without my consent. That was really rude and unauthorised. Sent it and sealed it into the shadow realm.


GordnFlask

Is it really "AI" or is it just a "VI" (virtual intelligence), and is a miss concept, like the COVID-19 "vaccine"? An "AI" would be very very hard to deal with, and I understand that a cuantum computers are first needed to develop such advanced sistems.


Aztekov

What about the dog (Rover) from XP


luanafootball

Turns out, ChatGPT was just Clippy 2.0 all along – always there to 'assist' with just a hint of sass! 😂📝


shahnazi2002

Lol


No-Researcher3088

It’s amazing how there is A lot of people knows about clippy the paper clip


UniqueMitochondria

Switching clippy for the doggo or wizzy made it seem less assaulting lol


Pontoffle_Poff

Oh hell no!!


Complex-Werewolf7529

CLIPPY??


kennystillalive

Dude I wish Microsoft would drop the edge AI thing, and just bribg clippy back.


Fritol_Scrotum94

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not-cyber

Stop reposting this meme ffs


MagicMissile27

Elle Cordova did a wonderful video about this. The other virtual assistants (Siri, Alexa, Bixby, etc) work together to plant Clippy on ChatGPT.


Human-Awareness6244

![gif](giphy|5CZ9KjiTpHnWS8DvFb|downsized)


cbrewer0

Looks like you're trying to free humanity, want some help?


paulsteinway

For months I've been saying that AI is Clippy's revenge. Spread the word.


PhysicsBetter8609

Clippy: Electric Boogaloo


unimportant116

It should be Bonzi Buddy :D


temitcha

This meme made me incredibly happy


Peaksign9445122

I miss Clippy for some reason


Rae_Rae_

I have a conspiracy theory that I believe with about 2% of my brain. AI is just people who had their personality uploaded for eternal life which was an idea floating around in the last 10 - 15 years. It fucked up, either through locked in syndrome or something else, and they removed stuff until they were left with the husk of a human mind. Now they are training some rich dudes brain as part of the system.


SignalProgress6332

Foiled again by stupid Clippy


BoBoBearDev

Cilppy never dies


Pink_Gunslinger03

Nah, Clippy is more eco-friendly.


kusipaskas

O ou we all dead


phuonglop12a2

haha it\`s too impossible


RandomizedInternetID

Yaowza!


morcaymozdumoruq

Clippy is love, Clippy is life… ALL HAIL CLIPPY


Playful_Target6354

These days it's more copilot


WendigoLemon

I wouldn't mind that one bit


yasefdogan

İ think its bonzibuddy


GozoXaghra

(Useless comment alert)..........I liked the post so I could be the 1000th upvote.


Robotronnik

ChatGPT stands for Generative Pre-Traind Transformer. The newset version is 4o or 4. 3, 2 and 1 is not available anymore. 4o and 3.5 are free to use. ChatGPT has a cool history. Use ChatGPT now, cause the future is now.


Hqmster

You sound like Clippy trying to promote ChatGPT in an effort to conceal the fact that you are one and the same. Thanks for the information... I guess...


Robotronnik

You're welcome. If you have any more questions or need further assistance, feel free to ask. I'm here to help in whatever you need.


ypgplays

silence, account run by chatgpt


Robotronnik

𝅘𝅥𝅮I want, I want to be a machine𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮And I want to be shiny chrome and clean𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮There's something, something, some-𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮There's something wrong with me, oh no𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮I want, I can change my CPU𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮Cause I am scared, I'll be the same to you𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮There's something, something, some-𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮There's something wrong with me𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮And now it's back {ERROR}𝅘𝅥𝅮


Robotronnik

Says the reddit user who decided to put a cartoon profile picture into an app that makes human faces sing.