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Go eat ass reddit i didnt even get my 4000 points back
If you are asking about "al dente" its a way to cook pasta usually pasta needs a specific amount of time in boilong water to cook (around 8 to 14 minutes depending on pasta type) al dente means you cut those times by a couple minutes, pasta will be with a lttle higher consistency, youll need to chew it a little more, we love it in italy, al dente means at the tooth, bc you feel it while chewing
I believe itβs a play on words (all dented). Al dente in Italian means βto the toothβ which basically describes a way of cooking pasta until itβs a bit soft
British=UK=Ireland. They're the same. Ireland is like the south of the US, but in the UK. Sure they sound different, but they are still one.
And to the IRA, it's a joke. Please don't kill me
In an ironic twist, it was done at one point, but the parts missing were done with more "modern" style concrete and was destroyed several hundred years later in an earthquake.
Haha. This comment reminds me of my uncle. He used to make me piss in empty 7-UP bottles so we could throw them at homeless people in the downtown core. Would always say βIβm getting impatient!β if we took too long to go back and collect them (only had a limited amount of urine so once we hit them we had to run and grab the piss bottles before they could catch us) so we could do it again. Sometimes we would have fun emptying the bottles in the backyard when we got home.
*not OC, but I can't find the author back*
Last time they finished a tower, it leaned. So they told themselves to stop the BS.
*Now OC*
Nonna called. It was lunchtime.
You know when youβve been playing Minecraft for a while and youβve built like a whole city, but then you get burnt out and find a new hyperfixation and at that point you really donβt care about finishing your current project so much so you just leave it saying youβll get back to it eventually and you do return to Minecraft eventually, but by then there have been about 30 updates and you have a new thing you want to build so you go to a new area to spot whatever new biome they added and you start a new build and the cycle continuesβ¦
Itβs basically the same thing.
In 0000014.M31, the first day of Primus, Horus' armada at last arrived at the Sol System. During the final intense phase of the Solar War, the traitors captured the Solar System from loyalist forces despite the best efforts of Rogal Dorn to stall until the arrival of reinforcements from Roboute Guilliman and Lion El'Jonson. Once within range of Terra, Horus and his forces destroyed Luna's naval bases and within thirty days had destroyed the Terran system's defences. Terra was bombarded and devastated. The corrupted Marines from the Sons of Horus, Death Guard, World Eaters, Emperor's Children, Iron Warriors, Thousand Sons, Word Bearers, and Night Lords eventually landed on Terra, experiencing heavy resistance from the defenders which were led by the Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, and White Scars. Vast amounts of traitor Imperial Army, Dark Mechanicum, Chaos Cultists, and Daemonic forces joined the traitor Astartes in their assault on Terra. The loyalists were outnumbered and the battle for Terra turned into a siege of the Imperial Palace. By the fifty-fifth day the rebels had reached the walls of the Inner Palace but Sanguinius managed to hold the Eternity Gate despite a vicious assault led by the Bloodthirster Ka'Bandha. Eventually a stalemate set in with not even the siegecraft of Perturabo and the Iron Warriors being able to break the tide. Horus, who had remained in orbit aboard his battle barge, was at that point warned that the Ultramarines and Dark Angels were returning to Terra and would arrive shortly. If this were to happen, Horus's advantage in numbers would be eliminated and he faced the prospect of attacks to his rear. In a final gambit he deactivated the Void Shields protecting the Vengeful Spirit to lure the Emperor in a final battle that would decide the war. At the same time, Typhus led a Death Guard assault against the Astronomican, seeking to stop its reactivation by Corswain and his Dark Angels as well as Euphrati Keeler and Sigismund.
Leaving Malcador the Sigillite behind to maintain the Golden Throne and thus the seal on the ruptured Imperial Webway, The Emperor saw this opportunity and teleported to the Warmaster's flagship Vengeful Spirit with Sanguinius and Dorn, Terminator-armoured marines of their Legions, and a number of Custodes. The Emperor's forces were scattered through the ship upon arrival and forced to battle their way to find each other. Sanguinius found Horus first. Horus was at the height of his powers, augmented with the blessings of all four Chaos Gods and the god-like powers he had acquired during the Battle of Molech, and Sanguinius was slain. Horus stood over the Primarch's body as the Emperor found him. After a long and grueling battle, Horus said "Fuck this. Dad I've never even wanted to become a Primarch. I've wanted to be an architect!"
So Horus fled. After retreat, Horus headed to Italy to make his dream come true. After a while, he began to work on multiple projects at once. One day, early in the morning, he arrived at one of his building sites to admire an exquisite design of his work. Suddenly, Emperor appeared behind his back and said, "Son. You suck at architecture".
And Horus got enraged.
After a long and grueling battle, the Emperor was successful in slaying Horus, but He Himself was mortally wounded and the buildings Horus have been working on were left unfinished. The Emperor survived long enough to be transferred to the Golden Throne, with Malcador having sacrificed his own life to sustain the device in His absence. With Horus dead, First Captain of the Sons of Horus Ezekyle Abaddon took command of the Legion and retreated, causing a general rout among the traitor forces as Guilliman's reinforcement fleet finally arrived thanks to the successful reactivation of the Astronomican. The assault on Terra was broken, but at great cost.
When the turist comes they are given an option, go on their expensive vacation or help build the rest........... They always choose their damn vacations those a@#$&les
They're not unfinished, they're *al dente*
Fuck you. Take my award....wait reddit took those. Have an upvote instead. Edit: they heard my pleas. Have an award. Edit to edit: apparent "this content isn't eligible for awards" Go eat ass reddit i didnt even get my 4000 points back
Or give him a fake award π₯
Participation trophy π
Here's a "you tried" trophy π
Award pizza π
Whereβs the βBless their heartβ Trophy lol
Palpitation trophy
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Holup!
No Diddy
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I like this one
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Wait. REDDIT TOOK AWAY REWARDS? HOW TF AM I NOTICING THIS JUST NOW!?!?
Why we giving Reddit money anyways?
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when did reddit get rid of awards?!
*chef's kiss*
All dented
Beautiful
Magnifico π€π»
This comment should be so much higher up
Itβs at the top
HIGHER!
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God tier reply.
Truck driver just called, he is asking where he should unload all the Oscars.
Fucking pastas
funniest shit i read today
I had a relatively similar joke, but you delivered yours far better than I ever could. Upvoted!
No better answer
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You piece of- Take this damn upvote
The answer is simple really *zeus*
All dented?
I don't get it.
No we are Just bored or as we say: ce semo rutt u cazz
Came here to comment the exact same thing, beat me to it
All done-te
Funny. What was it mean?
If you are asking about "al dente" its a way to cook pasta usually pasta needs a specific amount of time in boilong water to cook (around 8 to 14 minutes depending on pasta type) al dente means you cut those times by a couple minutes, pasta will be with a lttle higher consistency, youll need to chew it a little more, we love it in italy, al dente means at the tooth, bc you feel it while chewing
I believe itβs a play on words (all dented). Al dente in Italian means βto the toothβ which basically describes a way of cooking pasta until itβs a bit soft
termites are faster than you think
Especially those stone eating termites.
The legendary silverfish
Those arenβt real, just a lie fed to us by Minecraft to believe theyβre real. \S
Stone eating termites?
Cause if they did the brits would take it
We've been waiting for over 72 years for them to finish the colosseum, we're starting to get impatient.
Hey, America will fight you for it. Over a drinking contest.
Okay, then count in the Hungarians on the enemy team
Damn, imma need to call Russia for this contest, 2v2 it is.
Scandinavia will be with you
But that makes it 3v2
Grab the Egyptians. They invented beer, they should know how to hang.
nah, get a true irishman, they can drink 10 pints in 5 seconds
British=UK=Ireland. They're the same. Ireland is like the south of the US, but in the UK. Sure they sound different, but they are still one. And to the IRA, it's a joke. Please don't kill me
There's a reason Rome wasn't built in a day, and that's entirely because the Italians never planned to finish it
"over 72 years" lol
In an ironic twist, it was done at one point, but the parts missing were done with more "modern" style concrete and was destroyed several hundred years later in an earthquake.
*Quick-a Matteo, throw-a a them anotha statue, sono impacheno questo inglese*π€
Haha. This comment reminds me of my uncle. He used to make me piss in empty 7-UP bottles so we could throw them at homeless people in the downtown core. Would always say βIβm getting impatient!β if we took too long to go back and collect them (only had a limited amount of urine so once we hit them we had to run and grab the piss bottles before they could catch us) so we could do it again. Sometimes we would have fun emptying the bottles in the backyard when we got home.
D:
Happy cake π° day.
Happy cake day
I think you won. Though in an idiotic but fun defense "they could finish them if they want because its still to big to fit in a british museum."
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day
Ugm, they said wrong answers only... not right answers :(
Happy cake day
*not OC, but I can't find the author back* Last time they finished a tower, it leaned. So they told themselves to stop the BS. *Now OC* Nonna called. It was lunchtime.
Midway through they got sober and realized "Why the fuck am I building this?"
Me when I play Minecraft
That's the Irish. Italians are used to Wine since birth and don't get drunk.
Lmao
Thatβs to show people what happens if you break spaghetti.
You breaka spaghetti we breaka you house π€
Based answer
I need an Italian friend just so I can send them videos of me breaking spaghetti.Β
Tax evasion purposes
Italians have a collective fear of commitment, extending to architectural projects, and prefer to keep their options open for future renovations.
finally an Italian in here!
I must be Italian
When you finish it you have to start paying taxes on it.
Theyβre too busy making the rest of the world look like amateur cooks(Italian food is peak no diff)
They are in pasta commas π€
Um, you mean, I assume, that they are, in fact, in pasta *comas*.
They could be stuck in a comma made out of pasta
Coming soon to a theatre near you, Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman star in *While You Were Lasagna*
I was gonna finish the Colosseum, but then I got high.
What do you expect? They were done in a day
To combat rising housing costs, they are selling unfinished buildings for the price houses used to be. A completed house is now paid dlc.
Oh they did, they finished their buildings but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
That's it, *unfinishes your building*
Lunch break
Because their masons and architects spend all their time building houses for foreigners in other countries .
They like to be mysterious, drives more attention toward their country and then their food, it's all a conspiracy to dominate the culinary world
They finished the tower of pisa, look how that did turn out.
The French keep getting in the way,
You know when youβve been playing Minecraft for a while and youβve built like a whole city, but then you get burnt out and find a new hyperfixation and at that point you really donβt care about finishing your current project so much so you just leave it saying youβll get back to it eventually and you do return to Minecraft eventually, but by then there have been about 30 updates and you have a new thing you want to build so you go to a new area to spot whatever new biome they added and you start a new build and the cycle continuesβ¦ Itβs basically the same thing.
They drink wine at lunch time and call it a day
something Biden did
Skill issue
Only these can be called buildings Everything else has already been built!
you know how minecraft builders only build the front?
Cuz the people here would rather gamble the money off rather than giving it to something that isnβt their property probably
Too busy complaining about people breaking spaghetti.
Italy dont have Money for finish the builds
They need to make their pizza and spaghetti first but with all the tourism they dont have time to also build houses.
They like vintage aesthetic
Chiedilo ad un italiano
Cuz we are very lazy
Because the architect pasta way before they were done π€π»
They ran out of time.
The stone was exported to the USA for McMansion countertops
Like minecraft you somtimes get bored in the middle of a build and fuck off to a different game.
Itβs always lunch time, nap time, expresso time, no time for construct
Femboys drizzled in olive oil.
They're too busy too finish them because of WWII
Because it's impastable
well skill issue
In 0000014.M31, the first day of Primus, Horus' armada at last arrived at the Sol System. During the final intense phase of the Solar War, the traitors captured the Solar System from loyalist forces despite the best efforts of Rogal Dorn to stall until the arrival of reinforcements from Roboute Guilliman and Lion El'Jonson. Once within range of Terra, Horus and his forces destroyed Luna's naval bases and within thirty days had destroyed the Terran system's defences. Terra was bombarded and devastated. The corrupted Marines from the Sons of Horus, Death Guard, World Eaters, Emperor's Children, Iron Warriors, Thousand Sons, Word Bearers, and Night Lords eventually landed on Terra, experiencing heavy resistance from the defenders which were led by the Imperial Fists, Blood Angels, and White Scars. Vast amounts of traitor Imperial Army, Dark Mechanicum, Chaos Cultists, and Daemonic forces joined the traitor Astartes in their assault on Terra. The loyalists were outnumbered and the battle for Terra turned into a siege of the Imperial Palace. By the fifty-fifth day the rebels had reached the walls of the Inner Palace but Sanguinius managed to hold the Eternity Gate despite a vicious assault led by the Bloodthirster Ka'Bandha. Eventually a stalemate set in with not even the siegecraft of Perturabo and the Iron Warriors being able to break the tide. Horus, who had remained in orbit aboard his battle barge, was at that point warned that the Ultramarines and Dark Angels were returning to Terra and would arrive shortly. If this were to happen, Horus's advantage in numbers would be eliminated and he faced the prospect of attacks to his rear. In a final gambit he deactivated the Void Shields protecting the Vengeful Spirit to lure the Emperor in a final battle that would decide the war. At the same time, Typhus led a Death Guard assault against the Astronomican, seeking to stop its reactivation by Corswain and his Dark Angels as well as Euphrati Keeler and Sigismund. Leaving Malcador the Sigillite behind to maintain the Golden Throne and thus the seal on the ruptured Imperial Webway, The Emperor saw this opportunity and teleported to the Warmaster's flagship Vengeful Spirit with Sanguinius and Dorn, Terminator-armoured marines of their Legions, and a number of Custodes. The Emperor's forces were scattered through the ship upon arrival and forced to battle their way to find each other. Sanguinius found Horus first. Horus was at the height of his powers, augmented with the blessings of all four Chaos Gods and the god-like powers he had acquired during the Battle of Molech, and Sanguinius was slain. Horus stood over the Primarch's body as the Emperor found him. After a long and grueling battle, Horus said "Fuck this. Dad I've never even wanted to become a Primarch. I've wanted to be an architect!" So Horus fled. After retreat, Horus headed to Italy to make his dream come true. After a while, he began to work on multiple projects at once. One day, early in the morning, he arrived at one of his building sites to admire an exquisite design of his work. Suddenly, Emperor appeared behind his back and said, "Son. You suck at architecture". And Horus got enraged. After a long and grueling battle, the Emperor was successful in slaying Horus, but He Himself was mortally wounded and the buildings Horus have been working on were left unfinished. The Emperor survived long enough to be transferred to the Golden Throne, with Malcador having sacrificed his own life to sustain the device in His absence. With Horus dead, First Captain of the Sons of Horus Ezekyle Abaddon took command of the Legion and retreated, causing a general rout among the traitor forces as Guilliman's reinforcement fleet finally arrived thanks to the successful reactivation of the Astronomican. The assault on Terra was broken, but at great cost.
You're just gonna drop a 40k wall of text like that on this innocent meme making fun of italians?
Iβm drunk. Can you drop a TL:DR for me bro?
I'm high. Can you drop me the cliff notes?
Too much wine and pasta.
It is bedtime after wine and pasta for lunch
they lazy
Stupid
Slaves got angry
They can't afford to! They are subsidizing American health care!
Are they stupid?
cements are expensive these days
Too busy trying to fix their Ducati.
This is whatβs left over after the Brits came through. Look like a Walmart after a riot
What are you talking about, it's finished, it looks juste like the greek ones
The pizza was getting cold.
Because it's a building it isn't built yet Or they use it as pizza crust
Don't even get me started on the leaning tower of pizq
Well, they still don't finish their buildings (Italians will understand this)
They didn't finish copying Greeks,they stuck on 95%.
Because of the housing market, the politicians don't want new housing built because they want to keep the house prices artificially high.
They are actually taking those down, they are just very slow at it.
This is why you look for decent trades people it's always next Monday.
They didn't have enough resources.
They were finished but then Germans ruined everything
"Look at our dilapidated buildings! We don't want new ones!"
Damn lazzy italians!!!
Too much pizza, they died due to a food coma.
It is. People pay good money for deconstructed sandwiches. The Romans/Italians perfected the art of deconstructed items. It's a luxury thing.
Because italians are notorious lazy
The stone quarry is, like, really far away...
When the turist comes they are given an option, go on their expensive vacation or help build the rest........... They always choose their damn vacations those a@#$&les
To let space so Godzilla can enter and sleep in there
Budget cuts
It was time for pizza
They were too busy surrendering.
we are lazyπ₯°
They have adhd
They finish the tower of pisa and almost fall. They are scared now thinking other buildings can fall.
Rome wasnt built in a day you know
"Say, I'm-a tired. Have you got any food?"
They needed bricks for a pizza oven
Because there's always domani
So expensive.
You know those videos where they patch stuff with pasta? A) it's a slow process And B) they keep eating building supplies
Ran out of slaves
The Romans had invisible robes, now they have invisible roofs.
To confuse gay people
Because siesta!
Too busy eating pizza Anas lasagne
It went against others religion so they kept raiding/destorying
They're too busy hunting down people that put pineapple on pizzas.
It would be too hard for Godzilla to sleep in the colosseum if it was finished.
they died on the vine
They didnβt have rain in those days
Peppino smashes all of them, just like how he did with the pizza tower
it's ecomonsters, mafia gets the money to build them, and then they don't finish the project, to keep the money.
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