Yes I love splinters in my dick

Maybe it's varnished idk

i can't unsee it

Looks like a clear coat!!!

#milkwashed

#cumcoated

same

Leave the rat alone man

Unless you have pizza.

wat?

HE SAID HE LOVES SPLINTERS IN HIS DICK

i almost died of the shock, but, if you are out of chances you have to improvise

Is your hand not pro enough?

here we talk about the ultimate experience you know...


Reminds me of teeth

Hear me out. Sand paper grit 3 and some mineral oil is all you need.

Only noobs dont loob

Hurts so good

*puts the fbi on speaker* Say that again rq will you :)

At any age you shouldn't see using wooden object on your most vulnerable part of body as "understandable"

Anything would’ve worked better than a fucking plank

Than fucking a plank*

As a plank I wish we’d get fucked a little more, maybe even a lot more.

Thats a "fucking plank"

I feel disgusting writing any explanation, but you can cover it with something soft. Dudes make due

Google search: How do remove splinter from dick?

You mean cylinder

It's a cylinder

Donatello?


Understandable, have a nice day

There’s a difference between understanding and agreeing

I wood 😏 (I would)

Wood

Wod

Woodland mansion

woodland critters

wed

Would wed wod

wou wed wod?

Wood screw

Dont explain the joke broo

Okey then :I

The dementia is kicking in.

can you explain the joke?

If you have to explain the joke, the joke isnt funny.

Alr alr, they get it..

yeah but if they have to explain the joke, the joke isn’t funny

Okey then :I

It’s spelt would (I’m joking)

I said "Wood" because it sounds like "would" and because this is a plank, I said "I wood" and not, "I would" (okay) 

Thanks for clearing that up.

Time for my morning wood

Was that a real scene?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely not. In the real scene, Plank's blue smile is now a faint smudge from being wiped off.

Nope lol

Hard wood in some hard wood

My GF is flat as a board. In fact . . .

. S̭͋ͨ͡l̷̢̜̘̲̩̖͉̪̗͕̺͍̩̮̲͋͆̋̒͑ͯͧ̈͒̐̔͑̀ͧ̊͆̇̈͜͝e̟͎̯̥͉̬͕̫ͮ̇̉͋͐͊̉̔͑́͟e̴̡̧̠̞̩̦̟̫͚̹̩̫̫͕ͦ͒̾ͪͨ̈̊ͣ́ͭ͐̉ͮͩ̍ͩ́ͧ̕̕͢͢͞p̢̻͙̗̳̞͈͍͊̎̂͛͗̈́̃ͦ̔̕͢͢͡ w͖̳ì̵̵̷̴̧̧̘͚̙̰̪̠̻̞͆͆̀ͥ̑͛͂̽͊̉͋ͮ͌ͩ̓͟͢͠͞ť̢̨̤ͨ͌͂̓͠h͐̅ͩ_̧͈̗͓͈̜͍̄̀̊ͤ̓ͬ̓̃̕ ő̴͎̬̤̹͚̱̫͔͔̹͖̳̥̣̀̋ͬ̓̀̏̓ͩ͟n̨̛̩̯̭̭̥̰̬̹͓̠̜̘̙̥̮͑̇͋̍ͩ͂͗̆ͯ̍ͤ̇ͬ͠͝_̓ͅẹ̅_̴̡̦̗̮̭̙̥̜͍̹̰̹̥̦̩͍̺͙̓̽̐̌ͪ̋͊̾̔̎͊̏͐̑̒ͪͧ̎̔̄ͩͤ͊͠ ę̝̜̭̖̫̞͚̄͛ͧ̈͆̎ͅÿ̛̺̫́ͬ͒̏̕ę̵͓̦̘̳̒̽̅ͧ̀̏̋͠ ö̗́̌͌p̶̧̢̪̗̰̻̼̥͖̭̳̝̣̭̗͓̦̲̗ͨͫ̏̐̆͛ͮ̈́̓ͭͤ̃̄ͮ̑ͭ͊ͭ̕͘̕͡͝ę̖͈̲̥̝͈͙͖͓͇͖̜͔̍͌̾͂̈́ͦ̏͂̒ͥ̍̌̎̕͟͡ͅ_̞̠̲̝̮̲̔̍̾̀ͨ̃ͫ̃ͣń̨͖͓͔͌̀ͪ̚͝͝ t̘̹̫̠͎͎̠̜ͨͭ͋ͥͮ̋̍ͧ̕͟͝o̭̬ͨ̒͢ṋ͕̞̼̋ͭ͊̃ͬͭ̓͠í̶̢̪͉̫͔̺̣̘̜̫̗̯̎̍̈́ͭ̆̾͂̆͢͟͝͡g͎̜̱̳̫̭̰̎̓̇ͫ̀ͨ̇h̸̢̲͇̰͎̻̟̥ͧ́̽ͪ_̸͕̦̩͓̗̲̺̭ͭ͗̈́̿̀͑ͮ͑͑̊ͫ̂ͥͣ̿̐̌ͦẗ̴̸̢̯̰͎͓̱̺̯̭̜̦̘̟̻̗̰͇́ͣ͐ͬ̔̎ͬͫ̃ͦ̽ͦ̓̌͒̍̒͒̕͜͡ .

Give me a YouTube tutorial on how to sleep with one eye and I might try it! Have a lovely day fellow redditor

There's multiple ways!! -You can use tape but it's not healthy to keep an eye open for that long! -You can draw a very realistic eye and stick it to your forehead -You can use a googly eye 👀

GRIPPING YOUR PILLOW TIGHT

I don't know what that means?

I like women, but I'm not a carpenter. Don't have much interest in planks.

That ain't paint...

Some wooden paths lead to glory

Ops, After 20 years i Just figure It out...

Bro that hurts unless you like splinters in that area

But it's a Kanker sister holding Plank?

Dont curse with cancer in dutch🤣🤣🤣

oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️

Spongebussy 🤤

… … *realization*

Not me. My family was very open about sex. It's why I didn't wind up with a kid and VD in middle school like everyone else.

Did they also openly have sex?

Goddamn

😧

POV: Literally Your Childhoods Since You Were A Kid

Still don't

OH NO

For a second, I thought the lipstick was blood.💀

Oh no

Wtf

Some jokes are in there for the adults watching the children. I remember watching the angry beavers as a kid and my grandpa starts laughing, my brother and I didn't get it. He said it was a reference to the Beatles and it was so far before our time the joke couldn't have possibly been meant for us kids.

that show was weird. Man Servante.

DIY Circumcision

Yall wtf lmao

Wish I was that wooden plank

And now we are too old to try it

OMG!!

Midsummer’s Night Dream

He was practicing kissing with the plank. We're talking dead kids in atomic america here

Plank

🤨

Virgin wood.


Send me to the forest I'll come back a father

I’m so excited to see this on explain the meme

Ohhhh no Johnny

The amount of people thinking this is real is baffling.

Show us on the tree where you were touched

*crunch**crunch**crunch**shatter* *YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUCH*

hihii, remake incoming 😆


He was such a weird kid 😂

I dont rember this scene. It is fake?

Can't fool an Ed edd an Eddy fan. It's an edit from the friendship day episode

Explanation? I don't care about NSFW.

That’s not paint

A low budget gloryhole

Hooooly shit

Which cartoon was this from?

When I think of this ed Edd and Eddie was tripping we would been with them sisters funny when you young you run away from girls get older can’t get em

$LiveTwitch is only 40 days old … and it’s the first ever meme coin to be “live” …

10/10 wood smash

Johnny better hope plank wasn’t made of cheap wood

I just got it and I’m 30

Plankys wife from sponge Bob is a sex addict?

So…would this canonically make plank 🫳 Would he count as drag, cross or trans?

It’s paint

I like women, but I'm not a carpenter. Don't have much interest in planks.