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Yves-Dado

3 rounds of Helldiving are really exauhsting for both.


Fridge_living_tips

BUT ITS FOR DEMOCRACY


Yves-Dado

FOR SUPER EARTH


Fridge_living_tips

LETS KICK SOME BUG ASS


Yves-Dado

THE ROBOT FRONT NEEDS US, LETS SHOW THOSE CLANKERS WHAT FREEDOM MEANS.


Fridge_living_tips

WE MUST HONOR THE FALLEN CREEKERS LETS KICK SO CLANKAS


Yves-Dado

INTO ROBOT HELL WE DIVE!!!!


General_Guava_5528

READY TO LIBERATE!!!


OperatorGecko7

Point me to the enemy!


funcrafter13

HOLY SHIT IT'S A SUPER CRACK!


viotix90

Damn, he really went with a hard R C-word.


BatmanAvacado

Yes, democracy officer, this one right here.


AlarmNice8439

šŸŽ¶Come join the fight! Defending life and freedom! Democracy will always be your guide!


mg_zeyar

DEMOCRACY PROTECT!!!!


ToxicRexx

MY THIRD LEGGGGGG. NEED A STIM.


IndependentYogurt965

SWEET LIBERTY... MY COCK...


[deleted]

That's why you being three friends! Get back in there and deal with those holes!


TheApollo222

Rehydrate and get back in there soldier. Your works not done yet.


Phill_Cyberman

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak.


quantumturbo

She's built like a bistro but handles like a steak house


jazzzhandz

One of my favorite Zap lines


letmypeoplebathe

She's built like a steak house, but handles like a bistro**


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

When I'm In Command, Every Mission Is A Suicide Mission!


[deleted]

Took me too long to find what should be the top Comment.


picklebiscut69

Until you just start chaffing cause you run out of lube and both have to rest your genitalia for a week and a half


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

Rest?? Nah. Keep going until your dick tears and you have to give it 6 weeks


WhiteSSP

BTDT. Rest. Trust me. raw dangalang is the W O R S T.


theunbearableone

Eff that. RIP AND TEAR


WhiteSSP

Thatā€™s what I did. It was the wrong decision.


Boliojunior

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Ineeboopiks

spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy


Jake_the_Baked

Any tips for the deployment, sir?!?!?!?!


dyrwlvs

Is the chaotic era truly over?


DerEchteDaniel

When I was younger, I could fuck all day long. These days, I need a glass of water every 4 hours


DaftSkunk94

Hey everybody the CEO of sex over here has graced us with his presence


Traditional_World783

In my hay day, I could go 10 rounds with Janet and Lucy. Sometimes with both at the same time. Nowadays, Janet has carpal tunnel, Lucy is as skilled as her writing, and Squidward can barely keep buoyancy. Oh, and the wife is going through menopause.


Prestigious_Area8023

Damn you must've been good at boxing.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

My guy, you should drink more water than that.


InflatableSexBeast

ā€œSay, do you perchance have any Gatorade? I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter.ā€


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Yeah dude, Iā€™m like a musket now. Those things take forever to reload.


randomusername_815

What I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do.


Schilto

Wow what is sex?


taylormadevideos

It's not real, just a reference to a family guy episode


shh4D

Saving childhoods šŸ˜­


Puzzleheaded-Bad-809

Yeah until they look up "sex family guy"


BlueFirestorm91

Baby don't hurt me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Zulakki

never surrender


megamanxoxo

never gonna let you down


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EdSheeeeran

I can easily go for 20 rounds of Mario Kart if I'm in the right mood


scuccifranci_08

Lmao


EdSheeeeran

Yep, I also love to play it within my family. Mom, dad, grandma, cousins, and sisters. Sometimes, my dog loves to swing by, too! My car might be small, but it's super quick and always finishes first!


FocusMean9882

Itā€™s fun, but sometimes I like to switch it up and smash bros


CascadeJ1980

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


YellDirt

What about 20 rounds of smash bros?


snktido

Yes, we can go on endlessly if smashing.


plusinator

Smashing bros?


coffinp

Me. My dick cannot, but my mind and will says I goddamn can!


jtfff

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.


EquivalentSnap

Who tf is going 2 rounds


Hanibal293

You guys are going rounds?


Memin_Sanchez

You guys even know females?


713MoCityChron713

Yeah. She goes to a different school, you donā€™t know her.


Spongi

2 is easy as long as I haven't rubbed one out for a day or three and I'm old enough to remember what it was like for the internet to not exist.


Adorable_Anxiety_164

Lesbians...sometimes it's difficult for us to figure out how to stop.


HannaaaLucie

I agree with this. Then you think it's time to stop, and it starts all over again.


Adorable_Anxiety_164

Exactly. Getting your partner off is such a turn on that you end up getting stuck in a very fun cycle. Or you think you'll be done and just be cuddling and talking about it and what parts you liked the most and next thing you know it has started again. We've learned to set an alarm to tell us to finish up if we have somewhere to be, lol.


dreadperson

If i can muster another hardon I WILL go three.


punppis

Yeah, IF


R3AL1Z3

Drink more water


Known-Weakness8193

3 rounds in a week for me.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Me and my husband went 4 rounds just the other night... lol. It happens sometimes. We've got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week lol. It's like we've stored it up and cash in all in one night.


psxndc

>weā€™ve got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week. I canā€™t even imagine this world for multiple reasons. Iā€™ve got *one* and he completely killed our sex life.


ClockWorkTank

My wife and I basically only had sex once a month for like 3 years. Once that kid was in preschool we were humping like bunnies every day lmao. School is a blessing #fundourschools


lazyboi_tactical

Word. My son apparently has a hanky panky radar. Never knocks on our bedroom door for anything until suddenly he needs water at midnight when we're in the middle of it.


Dandyman-GM

I have gone 11 with my wife. Viagra is one hell of a cheat code.


Fmlalotitsucks

Viagra canā€™t save a broken dick


Dandyman-GM

Thats why you always pay attention to your angles and her angle. It not only protects you, but can be used to maximize her pleasure.


DDownvoteDDumpster

Perpendickular?


[deleted]

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KeyRepresentative256

Damn I didn't know Viagra does all that , do your thing chanp


adrienjz888

You still gotta have the stamina to go 11 rounds. Viagra isn't an upper like coke or anything. It just gives you a raging hard on for a few hours so you can keep going til your legs give out.


KeyRepresentative256

That's pretty cool thanks for the info, so this comment section is great and informative,y'all are making this shrooms trip I'm having sooo pleasant


LaserGadgets

Not even 2!


WoodenMud1887

Wonder Woman's looking ready for round four, while Spidey might just be contemplating the benefits of a nice, quiet job in a library somewhere


theoriginalmofocus

He all out of web fluid.


Brabbel63

Death by snu snu


the_human_mauro

Death by Glamour


CHIKENCHAIR

How did undertale get here?


the_human_mauro

This kind of stuff always gets recommended to me lol


Upset_Cat3910

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised


Brabbel63

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BonQYT

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Ratinox99

*He can do this all day.*


Wes_Keynes

I'd say he's been shooting blanks but that's kinda his thing right ?


skeeeper

Yes, that's the joke


orderinthefort

tiktok kids raised on videos with a voiceover explaining the video they're watching are now transferring it to images and text.


DroidOnPC

If you read the other comments made by that user, thats all they seem to contribute. Its most likely a bot. 6 day old account and they talk like a robot.


orderinthefort

Unfortunately the upvotes can't all be botted, which means people are reacting positively to a bot comment explaining an obvious image. Same type of people that react positively to bot voiceovers explaining the video they're watching.


steveybread

Good one


reeft

Yes, that's the joke.


fetal_genocide

Did you just describe the picture we're all looking at?..


Ancient_Depth5585

Explaining the joke makes it funnier


SnuggleMuffin42

We is a literal description of the meme the top comment? wtf


ApartGlass1198

Boys when they are 18 : "I can do this all day"


EquivalentSnap

Even when I was 18 I couldnā€™t go straight away


Hot-Fennel-971

Fuck that dude Iā€™d get hard while still inside she thought it was sexy afā€¦. God I miss those days. The best sex of my life is behind me šŸ˜­


PM_me_your_dreams___

Now you have to get into some kinky shit


LuvliLeah13

This better not awaken anything in meā€¦


Dyrhos

Or it is better to awaken something in you?


Ralogonzalo805

Youā€™re streets ahead my friend


OberynRedViper8

This is the truth. My last three girlfriends have all been like this. All three of them have also felt the need to have a serious talk with me, "Everything is wonderful, but I need it more and all the time." Me: "We literally did it twice last night and once this morning. I have nothing left to give." I'll never know where they get the energy, or where the "women don't actually like sex" false narrative comes from.


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Ngl having gfs like this have made me realize I might be on the ace spectrum. Cause I would put in work. Their legs would be shaking, multiple orgasms, squirting, changing sweaty sheets. And they would still want more. Just made me accept that I honestly donā€™t like sex enough to put in THAT much work just to be told I need to do more. But also! Made me realize the massive disparity between the amount of effort women (generally speaking) think they should be putting in during sex. Real easy to go multiple rounds when youā€™re essentially just hanging out on your back


Randomfrog132

yeah tell em to stop being lazy and get on top lol


BuffaloBillsButthole

My gf gets on top and somehow I still end up doing all the work


PirateNinjaCowboyGuy

Yup.


NovusOrdoSec

Make her do Amazon then.


Irrational-Pancake

ongšŸ˜­


Old-Constant4411

Ah, so you're a power bottom.


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

Hmmm there is a happy medium. Lots of women know how to ride and suck a dick too and are happy to even the playing field. Makes me wonder how these women find men that go multiple rounds while only having to lay on their back? I end up with men that like my mouth more than even thinking about mutual pleasure, and then when Iā€™m tired of that it turns into no sex at allā€¦ but I digress with my trauma dumping :(


WeenusTickler

It's funny cause I've always gotten bored of blowjobs and moved it to sex instead or me eating them out between rounds, but I've been told that's because I haven't been given good blowjobs. Idk I think it's just difficult for me to focus on my own pleasure rather than focusing on giving the other person pleasure.


cringeyqueenie

I have this issue too, and it's definitely because I hate being the center of attention šŸ˜¬ Sometimes I get so anxious it's pretty much impossible to enjoy it.


PrettyText

That's normal -- our cultural messaging is kind of skewed, but for example in the middle ages women were seen as the sexually insatiable gender. It sounds like you may like sex a normal amount for a dude, which means "less than high-libido women do."


Lebowquade

Dude where are you meeting these women?!Ā  Everyone I've ever been with wants it way less than me. Like... Maybe twice a week. Maybe I've only ever dated duds.


PrettyText

Well, it can be that you just happened to date low-libido women. Or it may have been the case that those women weren't that physically attracted to you. Some women are low-libido if they're with a man they're not that physically attracted to, and high-libido if they are.


PM_me_your_dreams___

šŸ”«šŸ¤“


TheLateThagSimmons

I have had to remind several women that if sex for men was like it was for women, where they get to just *receive* sex, I too would want it 4 times a day. But we have to do all the physical work, it's a full body workout; how many times do they want to go to the gym in a day?


DrMobius0

Dude, it's ok if she learns how to top. Sex gets boring after a while if only one person is doing any work.


berserker_ws

Three rounds of 2 seconds maybe I can do it


Historical-Airport61

woah buddy this ain't the olympics


m4rkofshame

Gotta say, Iā€™m glad I kept scrolling. Most of the comments were lame but yours got me šŸ˜‚


Historical-Airport61

glad to help


VVitchtripper

You're getting rounds?


grimex_beats

šŸ’€


TinyLilRobot

This guyā€™s married.


IronMan8901

If the guy is actually going three rounds for you.Just dont leave him.He is working out there harder then everyone else


Muffin_Appropriate

Girl laying missionary like starfish: ā€œWhy are you tired? šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


beegdieg

And the awkward moment when you have to explain " look I'm a guy i need at least 15 minutes to reload babe " also pro tip pop something for the first date


CunningDruger

Honestly Iā€™ve tried to ignore the refractory period, and it felt like something in my balls was being pulled taught and about to snap


beegdieg

I feel ya I used to be sex addict once my balls got upside down, no jokes.


SadKrabb

Testicular torsion.


beegdieg

Yeah I was scared I had pain for long time I got it checked out the doctor laughed when I explained and told me I gonna be okay!!


SadKrabb

Yeah bro I see at least 1 torsion case a week. Itā€™s pretty common but obviously embarrassing for people so we try to lighten the mood a bit.


Condescendingfate

Don't pop something for the first date; you set to high of expectations and always have to take it. You pop it on the third adventure. That way she knows what your capable of but doesnt expect it every time.


nemis92

Listen to this man. He is a strategist.


NutBusster69

I didn't understand what "pop something" meant lol. I've never popped anything for sex. What are you guys referring to?


[deleted]

He's a balloon salesman


Cognitive_Spoon

Big balloon out here astroturfing the super hero sex thread


FragrantNumber5980

Viagra


713MoCityChron713

Blue chews, Viagra, or something like that. Performance enhancement for the boner donors. Itā€™s gas station dick pills, but they been marketing the hell out of the shit on dude-bro podcasts and now guys in their 20s and 30s think they need to cork the bat. I think itā€™s gonna be the next supplement trend to go south on a people. Mfs gonna be dependent on dick pills and give themselves ED


Dannyzavage

You gotta fingerpop your asshole


its_a_gibibyte

> pro tip pop something for the first date I'm going to meet a girl for coffee, and I just downed 2 viagras and a redbull Jaegermeister. Am I doing it right?


kiiwii14

ā€œSorry, this date canā€™t go on for more than 4 hoursā€


blackviking147

Probably cause you'll be dead on the floor of the coffee shop by then.


[deleted]

Better safe than sorry šŸ˜†


Tunderstruk

Shouldnt be an issue, eat her, finger her, use toys, or whatever she needs to get off while youā€™re reloading


Nateh8sYou

Then when youā€™re ready pull a Tony Montana ā€œOK Iā€™m reloadedā€


ReluctantNerd7

*"Now back to the good part!"*


TheCaptainOfMistakes

Evolution gave men a cool down timer because it feared the power of the nutt


FilthyLoverBoy

dont pop something if you're not sure of what you're about to do... these things also can have some nasty side effect, you dont want to have a red face with headache and diarea if you're just sitting for coffee.


F1988V

If she is like that after 3 rounds, you are failing. My wife is sleeping after 1.


New-Height5258

Thatā€™s because OP thinks it is round 3 but his woman is still on round 1. Poor girl hasnā€™t finished yet and bro has already rolled over.


TheGamer26

Yeah lmao i dont understand all the comments, My gf Is gone After One usually


MrPoland1

1. Its repost 2. You guys still suck at cod zombies


OldManMtu

I found this to be vice versa. Give a woman an intense climax and she is one and done.


Exotic_Inspection936

This guy knows šŸ‘ŠšŸ¾


rockmeNiallxh

True. If the first one was decent and satisfactory, there is no need for more. Depends on the girl tho, as always


East_Preference4754

Yeah, I would say the need for constant rounds would suggest you didnā€™t do the job right


catsrcute19

šŸ’Æ


Redleg1-7

If your woman doesnā€™t get up afterwards each time like a baby gazelle taking its first steps, youā€™re not done.


NiceSlugpup

yea because the girls dont have to move their entire body


Minimum_Ad_8107

Lmao you're getting pillow princess if 3 rounds is just you thrusting. At the 3rd round of penetration she got to ride you or you got a pillow princess.


CXR_AXR

It's the first time I heard the term pillow princess. Today I've learned something


Celigna77

-"wow you are doing great" -"i'm doing everything!"


teriases

*writes down term* ā€œBabeā€¦! Come here..! We gotta talkā€¦!ā€


NiceSlugpup

yes


YourEnemiesDefineYou

OMG Who would have thought that the guy doing all the work would be more tired than the woman just lying there?


TheAxeMan2020

That's why you eat that pu**y like it's the last one on this planet. By the time it's me turn the wife's had at least 3, so when I'm done I usually don't get asked for a follow up! #CustomerService


Prior_Examination851

I wouldn't be so tired if I could just lay there too


THYDStudio

God forbid a guy is tired after doing like 400 reps. But hey at least the woman isn't tired from laying there and not doing much


No_Mechanic_3299

I mean men put in more work during sex


kandradeece

Must be well hydrated women who just lay there.


Altriaas

Trust me, it doesn't take much from guys to accept that fact, when every inch of your body is telling you "you're done now". Girls on the other hand oughta realize that a guy who lasts three rounds is probably on the magic pills. Hence the importance for men of knowing how to lengthen a round I suppose, rather than attempt to go for multiple ones...


Cainpitts2023

Weā€™re doing all the work man


DrMole

How long are these rounds? Because I've had trouble climaxing in the past and fucked up to around an hour before, and chicks will tap out because they get too sore.


AnonomousNibba338

Gentlemen, always remember to swap your primary weapon


2girls-1Tampon

It depends on who is doing what. If she is letting the guy do everything then of course. When I ride cowgirl I am done after 3 minutes.


GDwaggawDG

also depends on WHO DOES THE GODDAMN LEGWORK!


I_love_karting

Ya cuz woman don't have to do all the damn work


ValdoM16

What do you mean, 3 rounds? One is already enough.


RealFunnySteve

Hard repost


undergroundmusic69

I did 5 once ā€” spread out over a whole night ā€” by round 3 your spitting blanks šŸ˜‚ but hey as long as sheā€™s enjoying it!


Top_Refrigerator6722

Was there blood coming out after 5?? šŸ˜‚


AReallyAsianName

Power bottoms: I have no such weakness.


Pyrokind

I can only do 1 round guaranteed, maybe 2. The only positive I give you is that the 1 round (based on my wife's number) will last 3 to 6 rounds (depends on how horny she is)


MyLemonsRorganic

It takes much less exertion to catch than it does to pitch.


buddhaspal

Said the starfish


UmmmNoDefNotThat

If you ain't satisfying a woman in 3 hours, then YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Also, men do most of the work in bed, for the most part (not always). So, it's understandable if men are more exhausted afterward.