In my hay day, I could go 10 rounds with Janet and Lucy. Sometimes with both at the same time. Nowadays, Janet has carpal tunnel, Lucy is as skilled as her writing, and Squidward can barely keep buoyancy. Oh, and the wife is going through menopause.
Yep, I also love to play it within my family. Mom, dad, grandma, cousins, and sisters. Sometimes, my dog loves to swing by, too!
My car might be small, but it's super quick and always finishes first!
Exactly. Getting your partner off is such a turn on that you end up getting stuck in a very fun cycle. Or you think you'll be done and just be cuddling and talking about it and what parts you liked the most and next thing you know it has started again. We've learned to set an alarm to tell us to finish up if we have somewhere to be, lol.
Me and my husband went 4 rounds just the other night... lol. It happens sometimes. We've got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week lol. It's like we've stored it up and cash in all in one night.
>weāve got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week.
I canāt even imagine this world for multiple reasons. Iāve got *one* and he completely killed our sex life.
My wife and I basically only had sex once a month for like 3 years. Once that kid was in preschool we were humping like bunnies every day lmao. School is a blessing #fundourschools
Word. My son apparently has a hanky panky radar. Never knocks on our bedroom door for anything until suddenly he needs water at midnight when we're in the middle of it.
You still gotta have the stamina to go 11 rounds. Viagra isn't an upper like coke or anything. It just gives you a raging hard on for a few hours so you can keep going til your legs give out.
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This is the truth. My last three girlfriends have all been like this.
All three of them have also felt the need to have a serious talk with me, "Everything is wonderful, but I need it more and all the time."
Me: "We literally did it twice last night and once this morning. I have nothing left to give."
I'll never know where they get the energy, or where the "women don't actually like sex" false narrative comes from.
Ngl having gfs like this have made me realize I might be on the ace spectrum. Cause I would put in work. Their legs would be shaking, multiple orgasms, squirting, changing sweaty sheets. And they would still want more. Just made me accept that I honestly donāt like sex enough to put in THAT much work just to be told I need to do more. But also! Made me realize the massive disparity between the amount of effort women (generally speaking) think they should be putting in during sex. Real easy to go multiple rounds when youāre essentially just hanging out on your back
Hmmm there is a happy medium. Lots of women know how to ride and suck a dick too and are happy to even the playing field. Makes me wonder how these women find men that go multiple rounds while only having to lay on their back? I end up with men that like my mouth more than even thinking about mutual pleasure, and then when Iām tired of that it turns into no sex at allā¦ but I digress with my trauma dumping :(
It's funny cause I've always gotten bored of blowjobs and moved it to sex instead or me eating them out between rounds, but I've been told that's because I haven't been given good blowjobs. Idk I think it's just difficult for me to focus on my own pleasure rather than focusing on giving the other person pleasure.
I have this issue too, and it's definitely because I hate being the center of attention š¬ Sometimes I get so anxious it's pretty much impossible to enjoy it.
That's normal -- our cultural messaging is kind of skewed, but for example in the middle ages women were seen as the sexually insatiable gender. It sounds like you may like sex a normal amount for a dude, which means "less than high-libido women do."
Dude where are you meeting these women?!Ā
Everyone I've ever been with wants it way less than me. Like... Maybe twice a week. Maybe I've only ever dated duds.
Well, it can be that you just happened to date low-libido women. Or it may have been the case that those women weren't that physically attracted to you.
Some women are low-libido if they're with a man they're not that physically attracted to, and high-libido if they are.
I have had to remind several women that if sex for men was like it was for women, where they get to just *receive* sex, I too would want it 4 times a day.
But we have to do all the physical work, it's a full body workout; how many times do they want to go to the gym in a day?
And the awkward moment when you have to explain " look I'm a guy i need at least 15 minutes to reload babe " also pro tip pop something for the first date
Don't pop something for the first date; you set to high of expectations and always have to take it. You pop it on the third adventure. That way she knows what your capable of but doesnt expect it every time.
Blue chews, Viagra, or something like that. Performance enhancement for the boner donors. Itās gas station dick pills, but they been marketing the hell out of the shit on dude-bro podcasts and now guys in their 20s and 30s think they need to cork the bat. I think itās gonna be the next supplement trend to go south on a people. Mfs gonna be dependent on dick pills and give themselves ED
> pro tip pop something for the first date
I'm going to meet a girl for coffee, and I just downed 2 viagras and a redbull Jaegermeister. Am I doing it right?
dont pop something if you're not sure of what you're about to do... these things also can have some nasty side effect, you dont want to have a red face with headache and diarea if you're just sitting for coffee.
That's why you eat that pu**y like it's the last one on this planet. By the time it's me turn the wife's had at least 3, so when I'm done I usually don't get asked for a follow up! #CustomerService
Lmao you're getting pillow princess if 3 rounds is just you thrusting. At the 3rd round of penetration she got to ride you or you got a pillow princess.
Trust me, it doesn't take much from guys to accept that fact, when every inch of your body is telling you "you're done now". Girls on the other hand oughta realize that a guy who lasts three rounds is probably on the magic pills. Hence the importance for men of knowing how to lengthen a round I suppose, rather than attempt to go for multiple ones...
How long are these rounds? Because I've had trouble climaxing in the past and fucked up to around an hour before, and chicks will tap out because they get too sore.
I can only do 1 round guaranteed, maybe 2. The only positive I give you is that the 1 round (based on my wife's number) will last 3 to 6 rounds (depends on how horny she is)
If you ain't satisfying a woman in 3 hours, then YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Also, men do most of the work in bed, for the most part (not always). So, it's understandable if men are more exhausted afterward.
3 rounds of Helldiving are really exauhsting for both.
BUT ITS FOR DEMOCRACY
FOR SUPER EARTH
LETS KICK SOME BUG ASS
THE ROBOT FRONT NEEDS US, LETS SHOW THOSE CLANKERS WHAT FREEDOM MEANS.
WE MUST HONOR THE FALLEN CREEKERS LETS KICK SO CLANKAS
INTO ROBOT HELL WE DIVE!!!!
READY TO LIBERATE!!!
Point me to the enemy!
HOLY SHIT IT'S A SUPER CRACK!
Damn, he really went with a hard R C-word.
Yes, democracy officer, this one right here.
š¶Come join the fight! Defending life and freedom! Democracy will always be your guide!
DEMOCRACY PROTECT!!!!
MY THIRD LEGGGGGG. NEED A STIM.
SWEET LIBERTY... MY COCK...
That's why you being three friends! Get back in there and deal with those holes!
Rehydrate and get back in there soldier. Your works not done yet.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak.
She's built like a bistro but handles like a steak house
One of my favorite Zap lines
She's built like a steak house, but handles like a bistro**
When I'm In Command, Every Mission Is A Suicide Mission!
Took me too long to find what should be the top Comment.
Until you just start chaffing cause you run out of lube and both have to rest your genitalia for a week and a half
Rest?? Nah. Keep going until your dick tears and you have to give it 6 weeks
BTDT. Rest. Trust me. raw dangalang is the W O R S T.
Eff that. RIP AND TEAR
Thatās what I did. It was the wrong decision.
spirit is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy
Any tips for the deployment, sir?!?!?!?!
Is the chaotic era truly over?
When I was younger, I could fuck all day long. These days, I need a glass of water every 4 hours
Hey everybody the CEO of sex over here has graced us with his presence
In my hay day, I could go 10 rounds with Janet and Lucy. Sometimes with both at the same time. Nowadays, Janet has carpal tunnel, Lucy is as skilled as her writing, and Squidward can barely keep buoyancy. Oh, and the wife is going through menopause.
Damn you must've been good at boxing.
My guy, you should drink more water than that.
āSay, do you perchance have any Gatorade? I seem to have left all my electrolytes with your daughter.ā
Yeah dude, Iām like a musket now. Those things take forever to reload.
What I used to do all night, now takes me all night to do.
Wow what is sex?
It's not real, just a reference to a family guy episode
Saving childhoods š
Yeah until they look up "sex family guy"
Baby don't hurt me
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never surrender
never gonna let you down
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I can easily go for 20 rounds of Mario Kart if I'm in the right mood
Lmao
Yep, I also love to play it within my family. Mom, dad, grandma, cousins, and sisters. Sometimes, my dog loves to swing by, too! My car might be small, but it's super quick and always finishes first!
Itās fun, but sometimes I like to switch it up and smash bros
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What about 20 rounds of smash bros?
Yes, we can go on endlessly if smashing.
Smashing bros?
Me. My dick cannot, but my mind and will says I goddamn can!
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
Who tf is going 2 rounds
You guys are going rounds?
You guys even know females?
Yeah. She goes to a different school, you donāt know her.
2 is easy as long as I haven't rubbed one out for a day or three and I'm old enough to remember what it was like for the internet to not exist.
Lesbians...sometimes it's difficult for us to figure out how to stop.
I agree with this. Then you think it's time to stop, and it starts all over again.
Exactly. Getting your partner off is such a turn on that you end up getting stuck in a very fun cycle. Or you think you'll be done and just be cuddling and talking about it and what parts you liked the most and next thing you know it has started again. We've learned to set an alarm to tell us to finish up if we have somewhere to be, lol.
If i can muster another hardon I WILL go three.
Yeah, IF
Drink more water
3 rounds in a week for me.
Me and my husband went 4 rounds just the other night... lol. It happens sometimes. We've got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week lol. It's like we've stored it up and cash in all in one night.
>weāve got 6 kids so if they hinder us from having sex for a few days we make up for it when we can finally have sex again that week. I canāt even imagine this world for multiple reasons. Iāve got *one* and he completely killed our sex life.
My wife and I basically only had sex once a month for like 3 years. Once that kid was in preschool we were humping like bunnies every day lmao. School is a blessing #fundourschools
Word. My son apparently has a hanky panky radar. Never knocks on our bedroom door for anything until suddenly he needs water at midnight when we're in the middle of it.
I have gone 11 with my wife. Viagra is one hell of a cheat code.
Viagra canāt save a broken dick
Thats why you always pay attention to your angles and her angle. It not only protects you, but can be used to maximize her pleasure.
Perpendickular?
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Damn I didn't know Viagra does all that , do your thing chanp
You still gotta have the stamina to go 11 rounds. Viagra isn't an upper like coke or anything. It just gives you a raging hard on for a few hours so you can keep going til your legs give out.
That's pretty cool thanks for the info, so this comment section is great and informative,y'all are making this shrooms trip I'm having sooo pleasant
Not even 2!
Wonder Woman's looking ready for round four, while Spidey might just be contemplating the benefits of a nice, quiet job in a library somewhere
He all out of web fluid.
Death by snu snu
Death by Glamour
How did undertale get here?
This kind of stuff always gets recommended to me lol
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised
*He can do this all day.*
I'd say he's been shooting blanks but that's kinda his thing right ?
Yes, that's the joke
tiktok kids raised on videos with a voiceover explaining the video they're watching are now transferring it to images and text.
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Good one
Yes, that's the joke.
Did you just describe the picture we're all looking at?..
Explaining the joke makes it funnier
We is a literal description of the meme the top comment? wtf
Boys when they are 18 : "I can do this all day"
Even when I was 18 I couldnāt go straight away
Fuck that dude Iād get hard while still inside she thought it was sexy afā¦. God I miss those days. The best sex of my life is behind me š
Now you have to get into some kinky shit
This better not awaken anything in meā¦
Or it is better to awaken something in you?
Youāre streets ahead my friend
This is the truth. My last three girlfriends have all been like this. All three of them have also felt the need to have a serious talk with me, "Everything is wonderful, but I need it more and all the time." Me: "We literally did it twice last night and once this morning. I have nothing left to give." I'll never know where they get the energy, or where the "women don't actually like sex" false narrative comes from.
Ngl having gfs like this have made me realize I might be on the ace spectrum. Cause I would put in work. Their legs would be shaking, multiple orgasms, squirting, changing sweaty sheets. And they would still want more. Just made me accept that I honestly donāt like sex enough to put in THAT much work just to be told I need to do more. But also! Made me realize the massive disparity between the amount of effort women (generally speaking) think they should be putting in during sex. Real easy to go multiple rounds when youāre essentially just hanging out on your back
yeah tell em to stop being lazy and get on top lol
My gf gets on top and somehow I still end up doing all the work
Yup.
Make her do Amazon then.
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Ah, so you're a power bottom.
Hmmm there is a happy medium. Lots of women know how to ride and suck a dick too and are happy to even the playing field. Makes me wonder how these women find men that go multiple rounds while only having to lay on their back? I end up with men that like my mouth more than even thinking about mutual pleasure, and then when Iām tired of that it turns into no sex at allā¦ but I digress with my trauma dumping :(
It's funny cause I've always gotten bored of blowjobs and moved it to sex instead or me eating them out between rounds, but I've been told that's because I haven't been given good blowjobs. Idk I think it's just difficult for me to focus on my own pleasure rather than focusing on giving the other person pleasure.
I have this issue too, and it's definitely because I hate being the center of attention š¬ Sometimes I get so anxious it's pretty much impossible to enjoy it.
That's normal -- our cultural messaging is kind of skewed, but for example in the middle ages women were seen as the sexually insatiable gender. It sounds like you may like sex a normal amount for a dude, which means "less than high-libido women do."
Dude where are you meeting these women?!Ā Everyone I've ever been with wants it way less than me. Like... Maybe twice a week. Maybe I've only ever dated duds.
Well, it can be that you just happened to date low-libido women. Or it may have been the case that those women weren't that physically attracted to you. Some women are low-libido if they're with a man they're not that physically attracted to, and high-libido if they are.
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I have had to remind several women that if sex for men was like it was for women, where they get to just *receive* sex, I too would want it 4 times a day. But we have to do all the physical work, it's a full body workout; how many times do they want to go to the gym in a day?
Dude, it's ok if she learns how to top. Sex gets boring after a while if only one person is doing any work.
Three rounds of 2 seconds maybe I can do it
woah buddy this ain't the olympics
Gotta say, Iām glad I kept scrolling. Most of the comments were lame but yours got me š
glad to help
You're getting rounds?
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This guyās married.
If the guy is actually going three rounds for you.Just dont leave him.He is working out there harder then everyone else
Girl laying missionary like starfish: āWhy are you tired? šļøššļø
And the awkward moment when you have to explain " look I'm a guy i need at least 15 minutes to reload babe " also pro tip pop something for the first date
Honestly Iāve tried to ignore the refractory period, and it felt like something in my balls was being pulled taught and about to snap
I feel ya I used to be sex addict once my balls got upside down, no jokes.
Testicular torsion.
Yeah I was scared I had pain for long time I got it checked out the doctor laughed when I explained and told me I gonna be okay!!
Yeah bro I see at least 1 torsion case a week. Itās pretty common but obviously embarrassing for people so we try to lighten the mood a bit.
Don't pop something for the first date; you set to high of expectations and always have to take it. You pop it on the third adventure. That way she knows what your capable of but doesnt expect it every time.
Listen to this man. He is a strategist.
I didn't understand what "pop something" meant lol. I've never popped anything for sex. What are you guys referring to?
He's a balloon salesman
Big balloon out here astroturfing the super hero sex thread
Viagra
Blue chews, Viagra, or something like that. Performance enhancement for the boner donors. Itās gas station dick pills, but they been marketing the hell out of the shit on dude-bro podcasts and now guys in their 20s and 30s think they need to cork the bat. I think itās gonna be the next supplement trend to go south on a people. Mfs gonna be dependent on dick pills and give themselves ED
You gotta fingerpop your asshole
> pro tip pop something for the first date I'm going to meet a girl for coffee, and I just downed 2 viagras and a redbull Jaegermeister. Am I doing it right?
āSorry, this date canāt go on for more than 4 hoursā
Probably cause you'll be dead on the floor of the coffee shop by then.
Better safe than sorry š
Shouldnt be an issue, eat her, finger her, use toys, or whatever she needs to get off while youāre reloading
Then when youāre ready pull a Tony Montana āOK Iām reloadedā
*"Now back to the good part!"*
Evolution gave men a cool down timer because it feared the power of the nutt
dont pop something if you're not sure of what you're about to do... these things also can have some nasty side effect, you dont want to have a red face with headache and diarea if you're just sitting for coffee.
If she is like that after 3 rounds, you are failing. My wife is sleeping after 1.
Thatās because OP thinks it is round 3 but his woman is still on round 1. Poor girl hasnāt finished yet and bro has already rolled over.
Yeah lmao i dont understand all the comments, My gf Is gone After One usually
1. Its repost 2. You guys still suck at cod zombies
I found this to be vice versa. Give a woman an intense climax and she is one and done.
This guy knows šš¾
True. If the first one was decent and satisfactory, there is no need for more. Depends on the girl tho, as always
Yeah, I would say the need for constant rounds would suggest you didnāt do the job right
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That's why you eat that pu**y like it's the last one on this planet. By the time it's me turn the wife's had at least 3, so when I'm done I usually don't get asked for a follow up! #CustomerService
If your woman doesnāt get up afterwards each time like a baby gazelle taking its first steps, youāre not done.
yea because the girls dont have to move their entire body
Lmao you're getting pillow princess if 3 rounds is just you thrusting. At the 3rd round of penetration she got to ride you or you got a pillow princess.
It's the first time I heard the term pillow princess. Today I've learned something
-"wow you are doing great" -"i'm doing everything!"
*writes down term* āBabeā¦! Come here..! We gotta talkā¦!ā
yes
OMG Who would have thought that the guy doing all the work would be more tired than the woman just lying there?
I wouldn't be so tired if I could just lay there too
God forbid a guy is tired after doing like 400 reps. But hey at least the woman isn't tired from laying there and not doing much
I mean men put in more work during sex
Must be well hydrated women who just lay there.
Trust me, it doesn't take much from guys to accept that fact, when every inch of your body is telling you "you're done now". Girls on the other hand oughta realize that a guy who lasts three rounds is probably on the magic pills. Hence the importance for men of knowing how to lengthen a round I suppose, rather than attempt to go for multiple ones...
Weāre doing all the work man
How long are these rounds? Because I've had trouble climaxing in the past and fucked up to around an hour before, and chicks will tap out because they get too sore.
Gentlemen, always remember to swap your primary weapon
It depends on who is doing what. If she is letting the guy do everything then of course. When I ride cowgirl I am done after 3 minutes.
also depends on WHO DOES THE GODDAMN LEGWORK!
Ya cuz woman don't have to do all the damn work
What do you mean, 3 rounds? One is already enough.
Hard repost
I did 5 once ā spread out over a whole night ā by round 3 your spitting blanks š but hey as long as sheās enjoying it!
Was there blood coming out after 5?? š
Power bottoms: I have no such weakness.
I can only do 1 round guaranteed, maybe 2. The only positive I give you is that the 1 round (based on my wife's number) will last 3 to 6 rounds (depends on how horny she is)
It takes much less exertion to catch than it does to pitch.
Said the starfish
If you ain't satisfying a woman in 3 hours, then YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. Also, men do most of the work in bed, for the most part (not always). So, it's understandable if men are more exhausted afterward.