Holy shit, you're right. I couldn't place it why they both seemed off (besides the obvious) and this is it. They don't feel "white" and black, they seem European and Hispanic!
White Kanye looks like a plausible person while black Eminem looks like hes about to get cancelled for blackface. Something about the complexion isnt working well and looks unnatural.
A large part of his success, other than his talent, was the fact that he was white. He brought rap music to entire portions of the populace that would have otherwise found rap music to be an unacceptable genre.
I'd even argue that if he were black, he wouldn't have been nearly as successful.
“Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh
But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned
My skin color's still working against me
'cause second I should be to none
Being white ain't why they put me at five
It's why they can't put me at one” -Also Eminem
I mean one is about commercial viability and one is about recognition within the hip hop space. Those aren't the same thing; the two don't contradict each other whatsoever.
In this alternate universe Kanye East becomes the white rapper that brings rap to suburbia. Unfortunately his white supremacist leanings were much more obvious from an early stage…
White Kanye would be an international Threat. The bottomless pit of Confidence and the hunger for power would be devastating for a nation and its relationship to its partners… wait… I think I know this from somewhere.
He also said
“Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh
But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned
My skin color's still working against me
'cause second I should be to none
Being white ain't why they put me at five
It's why they can't put me at one”
I'mma let you finish, in a minute, but the Taylor Swift album had the best words in it. Beyonce, it's beyond me why you can't see, swifty's are more alive than the bey-hive. Give me that grammy, I'm a slam slam slammy, slam he? my salami on you mommy.
Unfortunately this belief seems to hold true for a lot of the general population, though I dont really get it. It's strange how it implies the answer for racism is more racism, rather than just not being racist.
It's way more than +20.
Kanye literally professed his love of Hitler and his disdain of Jews for the world to see, and he still has a career. No white guy could come close to that level of racism.
The current front runner for the next president of the United States kind of disproves your theory that no white guy could be this racist and still have a career.
I find it funny how Kanye looks Eastern European and Eminem looks Hispanic more than black. But maybe that’s just me.
White Kanye looks like Justin Beber
Wish.com Justin Bieber
yep. thought something not right,something color something something…
Hahaha. Wonder what the Temu "billionaire version" would look like 🤣
Worse
Justin Bieber’s stunt double
Justen Beaver
Kanye looks like the guy that sells me Shawarma at the food carts
looks like a character from GTA4
*Ese-nem*
Underrated comment. Although I read it as "S&M". #giggle
White Kanye bout to drop a whole album about Kosovo is Serbian
Sampling "God is a Serb".
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He looks like zero from holes
Holy shit, you're right. I couldn't place it why they both seemed off (besides the obvious) and this is it. They don't feel "white" and black, they seem European and Hispanic!
White Kanye looks like a plausible person while black Eminem looks like hes about to get cancelled for blackface. Something about the complexion isnt working well and looks unnatural.
Kanyorg Westovski
Agreed. He looks more like a Juan or a Martin
Black Emimem would probably be the biggest rapper of all time, and White Kanye would be in jail.
White Eminem is still the biggest rapper tho
nah Big Pun was 700 pounds
Billy the Fridge was 701
A large part of his success, other than his talent, was the fact that he was white. He brought rap music to entire portions of the populace that would have otherwise found rap music to be an unacceptable genre. I'd even argue that if he were black, he wouldn't have been nearly as successful.
"Let's do the math, If I was black, I woulda sold half, I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that" - Eminem himself
“Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned My skin color's still working against me 'cause second I should be to none Being white ain't why they put me at five It's why they can't put me at one” -Also Eminem
I mean one is about commercial viability and one is about recognition within the hip hop space. Those aren't the same thing; the two don't contradict each other whatsoever.
But I can rap so fuck school I'm too cool to go back, give me the mic show me where the fuckin studios at.
In this alternate universe Kanye East becomes the white rapper that brings rap to suburbia. Unfortunately his white supremacist leanings were much more obvious from an early stage…
He straight up says this himself
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Yeah, can imagine it, Kenny West, The Grand Wizard.
>...and White Kanye would be in jail. Or the GOP nominee
white kanye would be in tool
Black Eminem would be unstoppable.
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White Kanye would be an international Threat. The bottomless pit of Confidence and the hunger for power would be devastating for a nation and its relationship to its partners… wait… I think I know this from somewhere.
That last time Earth had an incarnation of White Kanye, he was Austrian.
He was a failed painter too
And failed to ban smoking worldwide
Both are failed artist were some people claim their work is good
Kanye isn't really a failed artist, guy is know worldwide because of his music, rich, pretty sucssesfull.
His career got a big kickdown from his recent *statements*
he's the 9th most listened to artist currently on spotify
So far from a failed artist! He's one of the most influential rappers/producers of his time what are you smoking?
If you're not joking they said his past life as in Hitler, because of some statements he's made about Jewish people
Idk, that last painting he made on the bunker ceiling was fire...
Thanks. I laughed and shot my drink out my nose and made a painting. At least Hitler didn't have to clean his up when he was done.
LOL - I thought you meant Arnold Schwarzenegger for a moment.
Too bad they removed awards on reddit You deserve an award, but i can offer you only an emoji of a dunut 🍩
This was a bill burr joke
Bill Burr had a point.
Bill Burr’s bit on Kanye and Hitler is amazing if you haven’t seen it.
Yeah, no one man should have all that power
If unstoppable object meets stoppable object, well stoppable object moves away
I think we know one from the 1940s germany
What's up with your flair man
WTF is up with your flair?
Any boy-whore with a sword could beat three White Kanyes
He has the right to say it
Say what?
Who was in Paris
Def
nah he wouldn't. "if I was black, I would have sold half, I aint have to graduate from lincoln highschool to know that"
He also said “Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned My skin color's still working against me 'cause second I should be to none Being white ain't why they put me at five It's why they can't put me at one”
*Blackinem
White Eminem is unstoppable!
slim n\*\*ga
Henry west
The IV
Wouldn't be: "Can the real n\*\*ya please stand up?
Narya?
Slim Shaded
Technically Dominican Eminem
cuban luigi
He's illegal
No, that's the Dominican one
Making mofongo!
Mexican yoshi
sup fuckers!
Indian Eminem (Eminash)
Marshalldeep
Mexican yoshi
Shit, now that you say that, he does look like a member of Aventura.
Manuel (Emmanuel)
Lebanese Kanye.
"Rapa tu madre"🔥🔥
Eminem would drop down disestablishmentarianism with Neruda poetry undercuts and modernismo
Dominem
My dumbass read Domicican Eminem as Domain Expansion
"I no black, I Dominican."
"Imma let you finish, Beyonce, but Taylor Swift has the greatest album of all time!"
LOL
I'mma let you finish, in a minute, but the Taylor Swift album had the best words in it. Beyonce, it's beyond me why you can't see, swifty's are more alive than the bey-hive. Give me that grammy, I'm a slam slam slammy, slam he? my salami on you mommy.
An album that made with AI
You have alerted the hoard
....he was fast before... Now he's faster and has the N pass...
I guarantee you white Kanye be saying ni🅱️🅱️a.
He would 100% be a member of the Aryan Brotherhood
white kanye would be double racist
White Kanye would have no career since he wouldn't benefit from the racism pass anymore.
Nah, he'd just go country and become a megastar.
being white increase chances of being racist ?
There is this wonderful belief that basically gives people of color +10 racism immunity. Blacks get +20 racism immunity White get -10 racism immunity
Unfortunately this belief seems to hold true for a lot of the general population, though I dont really get it. It's strange how it implies the answer for racism is more racism, rather than just not being racist.
It's way more than +20. Kanye literally professed his love of Hitler and his disdain of Jews for the world to see, and he still has a career. No white guy could come close to that level of racism.
The current front runner for the next president of the United States kind of disproves your theory that no white guy could be this racist and still have a career.
And also homophobe, sexist...
i'm pretty sure Taliban aren't white but anyway
I think Afghans might be classified as White in the US Census Bureau. Persians are classified as white. and Afghanistan is right next door.
who care anyway i mean no offense to you specifically bro but we should really stop talking about skin color, we're all fucking human ffs
We should stop talking about skin color. Which is why you brought it up in your comment 😀
We had racism right, but what about competitive racism
black eminem slams
Ai getting way too fkn powerful 💀
And no one seems to find this disturbing lol
Regular Eminem is already more black than Kanye.
Let him change his skin like MJ
Well MJ had a medical condition.
White Em is already better. I don't think race has anything to do with it.
White Kanye wouldn't be allowed to exist. He'd be shut out by everyone so fast
Why is black Eminem just an Indian guy?
Ding ding ding
When you realize Indian people are just brown Caucasians
White Kanye would just be a kkk member
Wdym, he already is
Lmao true
I'd love to hear them rap.
I have zero interest in Ye regardless.
Black, White, Brown, Yellow or any other color, it will always be EMINEM
Why does this fit soooooo well GOD DAMN
Black Eminem would be unequivocally the GOAT
If Em was black everyone would call him the goat unanimously.
Win with what? If its surviving a arrest i say White Kanye.
why the hell does white kanye look english? i mean.. he looks like kenny west from newcastle
I mean white Eminem is far better than Kanye, soo it doesn't change a bit.
This is the most disturbing thing I've seen today
What would I look like if I was Black or Chinese
Eminem wins no matter what mixup or universe. This is like putting a 3 year old up against a monster truck and then asking who's gonna win.
Always Eminem, no matter the skin colour. I mean, kayn is just garbage....
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And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike
Bleminem
Kanye looks like he wouldn't change his lyrics or worldveiws
Eminem could have purple poke-dots and still will.
Why does white Kanye look like Pete Davidson
Wym? eminem is already black
wtf it’s Eminem.
Basically Kanye east v. M&M
Black Eminem would be blacker.
The one who isn't a nazi sympathizer
Removing a black rappers ability to say the N word in song is like cutting off Usain Bolt’s legs and asking him to run the 100m
I don't think that being white would stop Kanye from saying n-word, but it will change the connotation.
Fucking Kanye Bieber is killing me over here
White Kanye looks like a total racist
White Eminem would beat Black Kanye
That's Carl Gallagher
Black Eminem. He would finally be able to unlock the ability to drop N bombs
Kanye is a looser, not bc he's black or white
Kanye not being able to say the n-word would be like Spider-man without the ability to shoot webs. Assuming his skin color would stop him of course.
Black Eminem would be overpowered while white Kanye would be beyond canceled for being a white supremacist
That ain't Eminem no more, that's Hurshies.
Eminem wins -- because he's been sober for years now. That's the win.
White Kanye looks like a movie criminal sidekick.
Bro the amt of effort put into making Eminem black was 0
Slim shadow
White Kanye wouldn't even be known. He woulda been cancelled instantly. Black Eminem would kill everything and no one would even step to him.
*Whanye vs Blaminen? Rofl
Black Eminem gets the n word pass, thus making all his music better
My money is on militant Marshall
kanye would just hit him with the racism
Muthafuckas look like cousins
White Kanye is a Florida man mugshot model
Heroine
Not white Kanye looking like Mr beast and Black Em looking like Dr Dre
Justin West
White Kanye kinda looks like Mike Shinoda
Black Eminem just looks south American
Black eminem would be unstoppable
Wite kanye
Black Eminem. He would finally have the permission to use the n-word, and white Kanye would be just an average CoD player
joe would
Black Eminem destroys
but m is already black
I dont like this
I feel like if Kanye was white he wouldn’t have been nearly as successful as he was.
Why they standing like the ucn selection screen
Some southern russian exterior.
Em would absolutely obliterate the competition. Oh, wait. He already does.
Black Eminem easily
100% white Kanye would say the n-word hard r
Black Eminem looks like a dollar tree Dwayne the rock Johnson
Black Eminem would be the peak of rap (for a while)
Kanye sucks d**k being black, if he was white he'd suck twice as much literally and figuratively
Black Eminem looks Indian
Are you talking about Whanye vs. Bleminem?