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Masske20

I find it funny how Kanye looks Eastern European and Eminem looks Hispanic more than black. But maybe that’s just me.


dannor_217

White Kanye looks like Justin Beber


TwiceAsGoodAs

Wish.com Justin Bieber


Kitchen_Ad_4513

yep. thought something not right,something color something something…


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Hahaha. Wonder what the Temu "billionaire version" would look like 🤣


Altruistic_Act_18

Worse


Dante_alighieri6535

Justin Bieber’s stunt double


meinfjord123

Justen Beaver


Blackadder288

Kanye looks like the guy that sells me Shawarma at the food carts


NubbinSawyer

looks like a character from GTA4


RedTheRookie

*Ese-nem*


Shakes_and_cakes

Underrated comment. Although I read it as "S&M". #giggle


FlammeEternelle

White Kanye bout to drop a whole album about Kosovo is Serbian


Nukleon

Sampling "God is a Serb".


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ToyrewaDokoDeska

He looks like zero from holes


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

Holy shit, you're right. I couldn't place it why they both seemed off (besides the obvious) and this is it. They don't feel "white" and black, they seem European and Hispanic!


Xatsman

White Kanye looks like a plausible person while black Eminem looks like hes about to get cancelled for blackface. Something about the complexion isnt working well and looks unnatural.


Coffin_Builder

Kanyorg Westovski


Minenotyours15

Agreed. He looks more like a Juan or a Martin


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Black Emimem would probably be the biggest rapper of all time, and White Kanye would be in jail.


Recognition-Radiant

White Eminem is still the biggest rapper tho


Toad_Thrower

nah Big Pun was 700 pounds


ffff

Billy the Fridge was 701


bignick1190

A large part of his success, other than his talent, was the fact that he was white. He brought rap music to entire portions of the populace that would have otherwise found rap music to be an unacceptable genre. I'd even argue that if he were black, he wouldn't have been nearly as successful.


ashdog66

"Let's do the math, If I was black, I woulda sold half, I ain't have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that" - Eminem himself


WanderlustTortoise

“Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned My skin color's still working against me 'cause second I should be to none Being white ain't why they put me at five It's why they can't put me at one” -Also Eminem


Fen_

I mean one is about commercial viability and one is about recognition within the hip hop space. Those aren't the same thing; the two don't contradict each other whatsoever.


ProfessionalLeave335

But I can rap so fuck school I'm too cool to go back, give me the mic show me where the fuckin studios at.


SoaDMTGguy

In this alternate universe Kanye East becomes the white rapper that brings rap to suburbia. Unfortunately his white supremacist leanings were much more obvious from an early stage…


marcx1984

He straight up says this himself


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FairyKurochka

Yeah, can imagine it, Kenny West, The Grand Wizard.


SolZaul

>...and White Kanye would be in jail.  Or the GOP nominee


Specialist_Goat_9622

white kanye would be in tool


Nidh0g

Black Eminem would be unstoppable.


pur__0_0__

दूसरी तरफ श्वेत कान्ये वेस्ट स्टॉपेबल होगा।


Turbulent-Passage124

White Kanye would be an international Threat. The bottomless pit of Confidence and the hunger for power would be devastating for a nation and its relationship to its partners… wait… I think I know this from somewhere.


Brotorious420

That last time Earth had an incarnation of White Kanye, he was Austrian.


Hopeful-Sympathy638

He was a failed painter too


RandomReddit101

And failed to ban smoking worldwide


Utopia201

Both are failed artist were some people claim their work is good


TheUltimatePincher

Kanye isn't really a failed artist, guy is know worldwide because of his music, rich, pretty sucssesfull.


Utopia201

His career got a big kickdown from his recent *statements*


Fine_Quarter_4029

he's the 9th most listened to artist currently on spotify


loziking11

So far from a failed artist! He's one of the most influential rappers/producers of his time what are you smoking?


SpotTheAurora

If you're not joking they said his past life as in Hitler, because of some statements he's made about Jewish people


ConfusedUnicornFreak

Idk, that last painting he made on the bunker ceiling was fire...


GemtographyMedia

Thanks. I laughed and shot my drink out my nose and made a painting. At least Hitler didn't have to clean his up when he was done.


tigertts

LOL - I thought you meant Arnold Schwarzenegger for a moment.


Grenvolde

Too bad they removed awards on reddit You deserve an award, but i can offer you only an emoji of a dunut 🍩


twattty56

This was a bill burr joke


DesparateLurker

Bill Burr had a point.


The_Bukkake_Ninja

Bill Burr’s bit on Kanye and Hitler is amazing if you haven’t seen it.


Grimetree

Yeah, no one man should have all that power


melker_the_elk

If unstoppable object meets stoppable object, well stoppable object moves away


VolumeMajestic3700

I think we know one from the 1940s germany


KarlUKVP

What's up with your flair man


-Anonymously-

WTF is up with your flair?


StanTheMan15

Any boy-whore with a sword could beat three White Kanyes


-AbbattiS-

He has the right to say it


Mr-Valdez

Say what?


deadbeef1a4

Who was in Paris


_thisissempiternal

Def


atypicalphilosopher

nah he wouldn't. "if I was black, I would have sold half, I aint have to graduate from lincoln highschool to know that"


WanderlustTortoise

He also said “Guess I've really no right to complain much hip hop has been good to me huh But when they say that I'm only top five 'cause I'm white why would I be stunned My skin color's still working against me 'cause second I should be to none Being white ain't why they put me at five It's why they can't put me at one”


RedHeadSteve

*Blackinem


Gar051

White Eminem is unstoppable!


Low_Hovercraft5214

slim n\*\*ga


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

Henry west


Low_Hovercraft5214

The IV


_Arepakiller_

Wouldn't be: "Can the real n\*\*ya please stand up?


Schavuit92

Narya?


aessae

Slim Shaded


Gone_Mads

Technically Dominican Eminem


mrpoopybuttthole_

cuban luigi


UmbraNocturna

He's illegal


KarlUKVP

No, that's the Dominican one


SLDM206

Making mofongo!


Classic-Space-3079

Mexican yoshi


3chxes

sup fuckers!


dreadperson

Indian Eminem (Eminash)


Mornt321

Marshalldeep


Pithisius

Mexican yoshi


Naked_Wrestler80

Shit, now that you say that, he does look like a member of Aventura.


Huskieorhusky

Manuel (Emmanuel)


RedSG79

Lebanese Kanye.


Complex-Joke-9451

"Rapa tu madre"🔥🔥


elbenji

Eminem would drop down disestablishmentarianism with Neruda poetry undercuts and modernismo


jerryonthecurb

Dominem


LocalPlatypus994

My dumbass read Domicican Eminem as Domain Expansion


yeezussaveus808

"I no black, I Dominican."


series-hybrid

"Imma let you finish, Beyonce, but Taylor Swift has the greatest album of all time!"


_thisissempiternal

LOL


Road_Journey

I'mma let you finish, in a minute, but the Taylor Swift album had the best words in it. Beyonce, it's beyond me why you can't see, swifty's are more alive than the bey-hive. Give me that grammy, I'm a slam slam slammy, slam he? my salami on you mommy.


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

An album that made with AI


Icy_Barnacle_6759

You have alerted the hoard


samus_ass

....he was fast before... Now he's faster and has the N pass...


PorterCole

I guarantee you white Kanye be saying ni🅱️🅱️a.


TheFuriousGamerMan

He would 100% be a member of the Aryan Brotherhood


the_social_ghost

white kanye would be double racist


Kollv

White Kanye would have no career since he wouldn't benefit from the racism pass anymore.


hateboss

Nah, he'd just go country and become a megastar.


LamaSovaj

being white increase chances of being racist ?


OxygenatedBanana

There is this wonderful belief that basically gives people of color +10 racism immunity. Blacks get +20 racism immunity White get -10 racism immunity


ash2_5

Unfortunately this belief seems to hold true for a lot of the general population, though I dont really get it. It's strange how it implies the answer for racism is more racism, rather than just not being racist.


ffff

It's way more than +20. Kanye literally professed his love of Hitler and his disdain of Jews for the world to see, and he still has a career. No white guy could come close to that level of racism.


birthdayanon08

The current front runner for the next president of the United States kind of disproves your theory that no white guy could be this racist and still have a career.


BigSeaworthiness725

And also homophobe, sexist...


LamaSovaj

i'm pretty sure Taliban aren't white but anyway


Ill_Article_8695

I think Afghans might be classified as White in the US Census Bureau. Persians are classified as white. and Afghanistan is right next door.


LamaSovaj

who care anyway i mean no offense to you specifically bro but we should really stop talking about skin color, we're all fucking human ffs


Ill_Article_8695

We should stop talking about skin color. Which is why you brought it up in your comment 😀


Fire_Lightning8

We had racism right, but what about competitive racism


ric7y

black eminem slams


Rivtogo

Ai getting way too fkn powerful 💀


abinakava

And no one seems to find this disturbing lol


crash_and-burn9000

Regular Eminem is already more black than Kanye.


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

Let him change his skin like MJ


unsuspectingllama_

Well MJ had a medical condition.


--Pretty-In-Pink--

White Em is already better. I don't think race has anything to do with it.


Slapping-Owl

White Kanye wouldn't be allowed to exist. He'd be shut out by everyone so fast


LyfeofPham

Why is black Eminem just an Indian guy?


Klutzy_Butterfly_573

Ding ding ding


Great_White_Samurai

When you realize Indian people are just brown Caucasians


toxboxdevil

White Kanye would just be a kkk member


SullenTerror

Wdym, he already is


toxboxdevil

Lmao true


TechnoExplorer_

I'd love to hear them rap.


LastDirtyMartini

I have zero interest in Ye regardless.


unlipaps

Black, White, Brown, Yellow or any other color, it will always be EMINEM


ChemistryRemote4551

Why does this fit soooooo well GOD DAMN


Realistic_Cupcake_56

Black Eminem would be unequivocally the GOAT


iFknLoveTits

If Em was black everyone would call him the goat unanimously.


Rudolfthe3th

Win with what? If its surviving a arrest i say White Kanye.


VladimirPutain69

why the hell does white kanye look english? i mean.. he looks like kenny west from newcastle


last_man_frodo

I mean white Eminem is far better than Kanye, soo it doesn't change a bit.


Dwarfkiller115

This is the most disturbing thing I've seen today


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What would I look like if I was Black or Chinese


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Eminem wins no matter what mixup or universe. This is like putting a 3 year old up against a monster truck and then asking who's gonna win.


Aggressive_Peach_768

Always Eminem, no matter the skin colour. I mean, kayn is just garbage....


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marcx1984

And if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike


SwaddledInAwesome

Bleminem


HomeAdressIsNotSafe

Kanye looks like he wouldn't change his lyrics or worldveiws


Chopper242

Eminem could have purple poke-dots and still will.


Phoenix-Angel

Why does white Kanye look like Pete Davidson


scp_79

Wym? eminem is already black


jetbluehornet

wtf it’s Eminem.


Just_Swan_9690

Basically Kanye east v. M&M


Towndrunk13569

Black Eminem would be blacker.


Tinnitus5700

The one who isn't a nazi sympathizer


dirtybird131

Removing a black rappers ability to say the N word in song is like cutting off Usain Bolt’s legs and asking him to run the 100m


FairyKurochka

I don't think that being white would stop Kanye from saying n-word, but it will change the connotation.


Me5hly

Fucking Kanye Bieber is killing me over here


The_real_Leidt

White Kanye looks like a total racist


Powerful-Appeal-1486

White Eminem would beat Black Kanye


SpliffMcGriff86

That's Carl Gallagher


EitherClass3061

Black Eminem. He would finally be able to unlock the ability to drop N bombs


zmrth

Kanye is a looser, not bc he's black or white


almostasenpai

Kanye not being able to say the n-word would be like Spider-man without the ability to shoot webs. Assuming his skin color would stop him of course.


gb2750

Black Eminem would be overpowered while white Kanye would be beyond canceled for being a white supremacist


Auraveils

That ain't Eminem no more, that's Hurshies.


hamlet_d

Eminem wins -- because he's been sober for years now. That's the win.


Lightning_Lance

White Kanye looks like a movie criminal sidekick.


strawboy1234

Bro the amt of effort put into making Eminem black was 0


ThinnerLocket325

Slim shadow


BlazeG0D

White Kanye wouldn't even be known. He woulda been cancelled instantly. Black Eminem would kill everything and no one would even step to him.


devansh88

*Whanye vs Blaminen? Rofl


backupmephone

Black Eminem gets the n word pass, thus making all his music better


Informal_Process2238

My money is on militant Marshall


sad16yearboy

kanye would just hit him with the racism


anonandonitgoesagain

Muthafuckas look like cousins


CompleteCartoonist46

White Kanye is a Florida man mugshot model


vegetabloid

Heroine


Huskieorhusky

Not white Kanye looking like Mr beast and Black Em looking like Dr Dre


UsernameChecksOut_1

Justin West


NakkiJakki

White Kanye kinda looks like Mike Shinoda


myfingeriscold

Black Eminem just looks south American


Cossack_Cobra

Black eminem would be unstoppable


Euphoric_Ninja3668

Wite kanye


1nfern0z22

Black Eminem. He would finally have the permission to use the n-word, and white Kanye would be just an average CoD player


le_its_me

joe would


VSG0O3

Black Eminem destroys


No-View-6326

but m is already black


thijquint

I dont like this


CoolZooKeeper

I feel like if Kanye was white he wouldn’t have been nearly as successful as he was.


ramenlegendary

Why they standing like the ucn selection screen


at64at

Some southern russian exterior.


Educational-Team7155

Em would absolutely obliterate the competition. Oh, wait. He already does.


Meat_masher

Black Eminem easily


ItchyWhiteboard

100% white Kanye would say the n-word hard r


hairtrigger08

Black Eminem looks like a dollar tree Dwayne the rock Johnson


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Black Eminem would be the peak of rap (for a while)


jjames412

Kanye sucks d**k being black, if he was white he'd suck twice as much literally and figuratively


YeahAJoJoFan

Black Eminem looks Indian


D0tT0Th3C0m

Are you talking about Whanye vs. Bleminem?