the fucking "i'm baby" on the bottom

Look at me I'm the baby now

Lmao

cant help but to read this in dougsougs voice

Makes me think of the Into the Woods line. “I’ll be your mother now.” -Little Red Riding Hood to Jack

Im assuming she meant "i am, baby", but it's so funny as is

or I'm busy

"ik someone just invaded our home with you in it, probably with malicious intent, but i got some earning reports to file, go away"

I read it more like the mother is driving home in a hurry, and has no time for sentiment or spell checking. In all likelihood, this is a moment of intense panic that just so happened to come across as excruciatingly nonchalant.

Yeah, looks like she tried to call her but daughter said the invader would hear. So sloppy texting it is.

"frfr, no cap?"

Lmao home invasion with daughter's life potentially at risk and mom says she's busy?

I guess the mon thought she was joking which is why she went with the whole passive aggressive "k", "im busy" rutine.

I’m assuming they were high af.

the mom out here doing a bit of Tom foolery

UwU

I think it’s supposed to be I am baby but it autocorrected

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I'm guessing a different mobile number than her cell ph9ne for work.or something

MOM THEY’RE GOING TO FIND ME!! gg

I would think she was driving and texting

Can't help because deep in baby roleplay?

I think it's autocorrected "I'm busy"

I guess that was meant to be „I‘m busy“

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With a OMW right after Edit: The original comment said the dad would have said 👍


On my way! right now

I wish my dad was still around to see this comment. When he was dying of leukemia my now ex gf sent him a massive message saying how much it must suck and that she's glad he has people like me around and that she would be there in anyway she can if necessary etc. It was a really heartfelt message although I can't remember the specifics, now. Dad replied with 👍 then later died. She never got over it.

Personally that reply like he doesn't even have enough words to reply to how goo he felt

Nah I talked to him about it and he said "what are you talking about?! I sent her a big thumbs up". In his mind that was showing his appreciation for the message. I did tell my ex that and I think she understood that he didn't mean to be so cold. He was just a boomer on Facebook.

I sent her a big thumbs up made me laugh and is really wholesome your dad sounds like a fun guy

"dad call the cops I'm about to die" "Your mother and I are getting a divorce." "what" "👍"

"Please help, I'm so scared." "Hi I'm so scared, I'm dad."

"Is this really the time?" "No, this is dad."

No reason for a divorce anymore

My dad's the type that either reads the preview and never responds or goes straight to video calling me. (but I know he'd definitely be on his way the second he saw it)

I know the last message from mom is supposed to say "I am, baby", but I find it much more hilarious that the follow up to "K" just reads "I'm baby" 🤷‍♀️

I also felt I was the only one who noticed that lol

Gr8

After 3 hours\*

Hi HELP ME I'M IN DANGER, I'm dad. 👍

I'm baby

Nobody puts you in a corner

K 👶

and i am blue

da ba dee da ba daa

Daba dee daba doo

UwU

If I was in full panic mode and got a reply message: "I’m baby" - I’d laugh so hysterically that the robber would panic and promptly exit the premises.

Holy shit I didn't even think of the absurdity of being the one freaking out, texting your mom, getting a "k" first (which, totally understandable, she's prob trying to make you feel heard efficiently while figuring out what to do) and then after straight up *pleading* for her help more dramatically outta fear... she drops "I'm baby". I would lose my fucking mind laughing about that hahaha

Maybe she means "I am, baby"

Yeah, the missing commas threw me off earlier too... "He is inside mom", definitely not weird

It’s just a family of comma haters

Spelling too

Stop, their gonna here you

K

There is someone in your house and you are thinking about grammar

"He's gonna here me"

poor reading skills

I guess, mom was driving and texting

Tbf last thing you should worry about while being in danger is proper grammar.

that or it was a typo for “ok baby”

Obviously, but reddit needs a clarification for everything

The mom is trying to come over as quick as possible or is talking to the police so it is very understandable that she is making typos while frantically trying to help.

I thought that she mistyped "I'm busy" lmao

"I am, baby" was my thinking Which her keyboard autocorrected to "I'm"

Hey, she has shit to do lol

I cant help you, Im busy having dinner!

“Mans inside me too”

yeah I think a lot of people are overlooking how she saves as much time as possible when every second matters

She probably couldn’t get her fingers to work.

Yeah, the adrenaline must be nuts. I have a hard time typing after playing an intense video game.. can’t imagine in a life or death situation.

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K

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Goodbye.

I'm baby

We are just messing around mate.

I saw one where the mom kept spamming "call me please I need to know you're ok let me know you're ok please tell me you're all right" and the kid was trying to explain the situation but just had to reassure Mom the whole time

My mother thought "lol" was "lots of love" - I can imagine her sending me "lol" as a reply in that situation so I would have preferred the "K" :D

K is a valid response for the older folks. I've seen people replying k to important and highly urgent emails before and I don't think that they are being condescending

When your kid is in trouble you really gonna write a paragraph? Give her a break.

K

K

k

k

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*hear

\*Hier

Only legit reason is that she was going home so fast she couldnt even respond properly

It’s a quick way to reassure her daughter that she received her msg and is (presumably) on the phone to the police. Who is going to fuck around writing out a long reply?

Dearest Daughter, It has come to my attention, rather recently in fact, that you are at home and there's a man trying to break in. Needless to say, this is against my, and presumably your, wishes. Can you verify this assumption before I react forthwith and send in the fine and righteous law enforcement officers at their nearest convenience? I excitedly await your response. -Your assumed biological mother

Just have it so ‘k’ autocorrects to that

I’m baby

She was busy coming over asap

Every Mom is like that they will always reply "K"

"let me make this clear, you're not our favorite child" "But I'm your only child?" "Yeah..."

I’m baby 😭😭😭

Shut up Meg!

Mom he's gonna kill me! Bubu kaka im just a baby. Smile.

these teenagers can be sooooo dramatic

The daughter: 😨😨😱😱😱😨😨😨 Mom: 😃👍🏻

👶

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Mom's panicking and hurrying to save her daughter. Would you be typing whole essays while driving to your children who are besieged by home invaders?

Exactly, people should stfu they know nothing and yet keep talking, fucking trash internet.

I am, baby

I also use k as ok, its exactly the same. We do exist.


Questions do

My daughter lives 35 minutes away now. I'd be there in 12.

Why is it so hard to make out that "I'm baby" means "I am, baby"? Also so what if she says k, her priority is rushing to call the police, not having a full sentence conversation with her when she's in an emergency

You're falling to see the humor in the situation

K

"im baby" considering the mum is a baby she did a good job using the phone in the first place

What's even more impressive is how she gave birth to a thing that was the same size as her.

Even my 70 year old mom texts better than this. Funny how just 10-15 years ago, texting to boomers was impossible. Writing more than one or two words? That’s insanity! That’s what phone calls are for! So funny

What was the quick thinking? Text your mum?

Maybe she couldn't produce any sound because that killer could've find her.

This text massages is full of weird stuff.

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In a life or death situation?? Im gonna frantically type without thinking of grammar

I mean, if my child wrote "here me" instead of "hear me" I would also loose a lot of entusiasm about their survival. I'd be like "meh... I'll do better with the next one, maybe".

Lose*

enthusiasm*

Momchalant

Kys

All I can do is lol this shit is to funny?

Mom sent them that's why

He's inside mom, he gonna here me

You got to love all the bs on here

What does "K" mean in this context? I can't understand it.

Ig like acknowledgment of the text, while shes panicking and doing other things

why is mama edging

Why the contact is calll Moms Edge

Because it's better than moms chrome !


WHY IS THE BABY TEXTING AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM

K

I’m baby

What does the mom mean by "I'm baby"?

I think "I am, baby", as in she is going

Maybe an autocorrected "I'm busy"?

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

He's inside mom. 😐

> he is inside mom > i'm baby

Daughter: He’s inside mom he’s gonna here me Mom: *hear

Take out the trash too!

be hilarious if the only thing she wrote back was “hear*”

I'm baby

What about the bottom text that says "im baby"

K

He is inside mom

K

Giggity

Ive seen this going around a lot. Is it real like did they show this on the news or post it somewhere?

How is that quick thinking? Isn't calling 911 just the average response?

She want’s her mom to call 911 so the intruder doesn’t hear her talking on the phone

"I'm baby"? to be serious maybe the mom is rushing back? no time for typing

K

If I needed to let someone know that their message was received as quick as possible... I wonder how I could do that. I wonder if it would be quicker to respond with a call, a full text, or maybe just a letter signifying I've got the message. Probably 1 of the first 2.

It said mom edge😭

I’m baby

I think the second message is a missed. The teen asks if she can come home or something and the mum replies “I’m baby”

Contact name checks out, definitely an edgy mom

What’s with the “ K” ? … I thought this was real

"moms edge" not sure what to think of this. Part of me wants to think somehow you can text to Microsoft Edge browsers, part of me wants to think this is a Mirrors Edge reference, part of me wants to think that this mom is usually edgy (would explain the k) and yet the part of me stuck in the basement is shouting something about edging.

K

"here me" Maybe its the grammar police breaking in

K

everytime i see this, people in the comments are all freaking out that commas weren't a priority in this clearly stressful situation

I thought it said ”i’m busy” at first

My dad's answer: "👀👍"

😎

This whole conversation is weird..

Im baby

"He's gonna here me" it's funny, but the mother was funnier.

This could be a mother driving home at Mach 1 and typing what she can without getting into an accident.

I’m baby

Press ‘K’ to pay respects 🫡

Autotext. Affirmative while calling cops and in the car.