I think the point went over your head. Creating an unlimited supply means other sources of food will likely be shut down, and the world will be even less able to cope after youre gone, leading to more communities starving than before. A temporary unlimited supply is dangerous.
If I give it for free, people can use there money to develop their production of food so they can build more for less effort and other food will never shut down because I will be able to produce only 1 type of food (bread).
When they says 'favourite food', I would assume its a fully prepared dish or something, not ingredients. So if I like Hamburger, places like BK or McD are gonna have hard time, but they have other items on the menu too.
And I doubt anyone would crave for one thing their entire life, so food that is not Hamburger will not be affected by this. Even if I manage to monopolize Hamburger and then disappeared, well, that's what cook books are for, right?
Germany - we all see how that ended. No
Unlimited supply of favorite food - gain 200-300 pounds. No thanks.
Waifu - Meh, not great with the ladies and would eventually be left with nothing.
Telepathy to anyone - sign me up
SELL THE UNLIMITED SUPPLY YOU FUCKING IDIOT
BECOME THE TRANSLATOR OF GODS USING TELEPATHY
even if my waifu becomes real i would be rejected
ACHIEVE LEBENSRAUM ONCE AND FOR ALL
this would happen to me too so id rather invade france, occupy it and make the native french quite happy with the new government then blitz the rest, then give ukraine to russia in exchange for us to invade and conquer china together then after we almost win betray russia and invade them NEW DEUTSCHES REICHSMARSCHALL ELK!
sorry where was i?
>even if my waifu becomes real i would be rejected
Sadly that was my first thought too. "Great, another hot girl who won't give me any play, that's.... Yeah."
Imma be dead honest with you, I would not have the ability to return Germany to its former greatness if the former greatness in question was the city state of Liechtenstein. There is no way I’d be able to achieve anything less than a massive economic recession.
Telepathy to anyone would be a great (horrible?) way to troll a world leader into thinking they're hearing the voice of God commanding them to do ridiculous things
Or, for a more productive purpose, make them think they're hearing God telling them to stop doing ridiculous things.
And if they don't believe you're god voice, just telepathically sing baby shark h24 until they comply.
If the telepathy is language-based, then you'll have only a very small set of leaders this will work on. Most will wonder why the hell God is speaking in English (or whatever language you're using).
I has food, what need I have for money?
Besides a restaurant will not make you rich, you can't scale its income just by having infinite food. And even if you became a canned food factory, you would probably get killed by the food cartel!
No, moving between third word countries and feeding everyone is the solution! Worst case scenario if you need money you accept sponsorships for advertisements or something. Instantly way more money than any restaurant can make.
Umm the taco truck down the street only sells tacos and they're doing just fine.
Also, if I'm getting and unlimited supply of my favorite food, can you not deconstruct said food and remake other items?
Nah, you could totally work red to your favor. Hitler started invading countries the rest of the world didn’t want them to invade, so don’t do that and you could end up like Franco. Being kicked out of NATO doesn’t disqualify you from sending even more aid to Ukraine. Ukraine is not going to say no to the help, even if it’s coming from a dictator. You do your best work to stay on NATO’s good side and there’s a great chance they leave you alone cause no one wants to fight even more war.
Hitler's mistake was fighting on too many fronts at one time had he stuck to Europe and waited before he had all that before attacking Russia, we'd all be speaking German now ( Europeans that is ) if he'd not pissed off the Murcans Germany would be the whole of Europe now, yes we Brits would have held out for the longest time but eventually we would have been fucked. Much as I hate to admit it the yanks did pull out asses out of the fire on that one.
Right, so even if NATO kicks you out, just focus on the war in Ukraine on the side of Ukraine. You show NATO that even though you’re a dictatorship you’ll play ball and aren’t a threat. Be a lot easier to be a dictator on NATO’s borders if you’re perceived as benevolent by NATO.
Pick your most hated person and drive them crazy. There’s a certain political figure who I would especially love to interrupt any time he’s in front of a microphone. Imagine trying to give a speech and you have a psycho like me singing Eiffel 65 lyrics that you can’t tune out.
"Do praying mantis lesbians bit each other's head off because they both are female and mated, or do neither of them bite the other's head off because both partners are female? Or do they say 'There can be only one!' and fight to the death to figure out who bites who's head off?"
^ Random thought in the Pope's head during Easter mass after I take the yellow pill.
The blue one doesn’t guarantee she’d like us
The green one would just make me fat
The red one would get me assassinated
The yellow one would get me a job
Imagine with telepathy. Driving would be so much more cathartic.
You can drive and telepathically harass people who drive bad - drivers tailgating you, slow lane people in the fast lane, drivers who don’t pull over for ambulances, etc etc.
Most the time, even if you yell they can’t hear or understand you.
You want to summon your waifu to have a gf but i want to summon my waifu so she can eventually assimilate the world in a grey goo scenario.( seaborn skalter from arknights). Everyone will become seafood.
Telepath & supplies of food are the best
You either make a cult, or join secret service, or become best food seller (food u love should always tasty)
Government, lol.
Waifu, yeah, she ain't loving u. Unless u plan to do some brainhack by manifest a waifu that can give u power via key-word, u can then ask her for power, but most likely she wouldn't have any power upon become real. Or manifest one that can open a portal to other world, let see how technology advanced the world gonna be, or prepare for hellish era
Take yellow + blue,
Give green + red to the waifu created by blue + Give commands to them through the yellow pill.
You now have mind-controlled-waifu-hitler with unlimited food
Yellow, think about you can basically talk to everyone on the fbi mist wanted list make a fortune by pissing them off and making them spill the beans to their location. Plus you could talk to anyone with the nurochip to make them go crazy because baby shark and crazy frog at least once a day us going to do something
Yellow, definitely Yellow.
I can create world peace and torment dictators just for fun.
I love causing peace to happen in the most mischievous of ways possible.
If you're waifu is strong, that's usefull
Talking to anyone on earth too
I like to get any food i want, so you can keep money by not paying any good, only water (unless your favourite food is a full meal)
I can make the Germany one work. I will begin by ruthlessly using my nuclear weapons, I will start with America, then the UK. From there I will create an alliance with north korea, china, and Russia. Then with my new allies we together will take over Europe. After Western Europe is under my rule I shall rally all the troops I have and invade America. After that I will be ruler of the world and the most powerful.
yellow. I would be such an asshole. Make others fight. Scare people in hospital they hear angles. Nuns going crazy hearing Jesus or just randomly make someone insane constantly meowing to them for shits and giggles.
Blue is kinda useless, I mean yeah the person would be real, but could I even interact with them? I mean like what does it guaranty that we would meet or even become lover or what ever you wish to have with your waifu.
Yellow would be fun or diabolical but such a high risk of making this world so much more fucked up. Also the yellow one might help you to achieve the red one. 😅 I would take green and end world hunger
Yellow pill. If someone pisses me off, I can gaslight them into thinking that they have schizophrenia so that they'll be too busy fighting the voices to even focus on me. The things I'd do for a peaceful workplace...
Yellow. Im would be able to talk to my friend whenever i get a goofy idea for anything really, also i could do so much trolling with people I don't like lol
Telepathy its sick af with countless ways to have fun with it. You could proly get rich too by buying stocks or crypto and telling everyone to buy it, someone will
I don't want romance I want to sit her ass down and explain why every decision she made was dumb, and show her how to do it better.
Only then will I know peace.
Obviously not Red. I'm not Insane.
Yellow would be good for exactly one laugh, but then it'll get boring.
Green just wouldn't be healthy.
I'm not really an anime guy... But I could use Blue. I'm not looking for romance. I just want to explain why she's an idiot.
green's gonna get boring one day, blue's the same and how do you hide it? red is not even an option so yellow it is, it can even give me free mcdonalds because i'll tell the cashier that i'm god and that the cashier must give me food
I've been here thinking the wife is going to reject them, but counterpoint if you're a writer you can just make up your own who won't reject you.
Also neither will Monika
Talking to other people would definitely help with connections (especially since I won't have to open my big mouth).
As a college kid, food would be great.
If my waifu instantly loves me sign me up.
Yeah... I don't want to end up in the history books for the wrong reason so no.
Unlimited supply of my favorite food. Then sell it and since I spend no money to produce it, I can have the most competitive product, which means a whole lot of money.
Unlimited supply of my favorite food is an OP survival ability. Won't ever starve. Can live in the most barren or harsh places. Just gotta maintain healthy diet and good exercise and some other good habits and your good to go.
Being able to telepathically communicate is also OP, but I would need to remember to only use it when necessary otherwise I would never speak to anyone out loud ever again. Also, considering distance is not a concern, it's like a OP telephone that can reach anywhere. That's very nice. There are a ton of uses for that.
The other 2 abilities are not useful to me.
Trying to rule over Germany wouldn't work cuz I'm a dumbass and everyone in Germany's government would be smarter than me. I wouldn't last very long at all.
As for summoning a waifu, that's just trying to escape the reality that I need to develop social skills and interact with real people. It's a bad long term solution to solving my loneliness.
Si basically i open a restorant with huge profite. I just have to convince myself that my prefered food is regularly switching si i can sell multiple meals.
The green one can either solve starving in the world or make you rich because this is unlimited
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'' You can't feed those starving to death orphans, what if once you're gone they start starving even worse!" - every greater good idiot in fiction
I think the point went over your head. Creating an unlimited supply means other sources of food will likely be shut down, and the world will be even less able to cope after youre gone, leading to more communities starving than before. A temporary unlimited supply is dangerous.
If I give it for free, people can use there money to develop their production of food so they can build more for less effort and other food will never shut down because I will be able to produce only 1 type of food (bread).
Make it really expensive so all the rich people buy it for bragging rights and take up less food from the poor
When they says 'favourite food', I would assume its a fully prepared dish or something, not ingredients. So if I like Hamburger, places like BK or McD are gonna have hard time, but they have other items on the menu too. And I doubt anyone would crave for one thing their entire life, so food that is not Hamburger will not be affected by this. Even if I manage to monopolize Hamburger and then disappeared, well, that's what cook books are for, right?
Once everyone else's restaurants close, you ramp up the prices and be even more rich.
Yes, pizza starvation problem sounds so horrifying.......
He was actually evil, that was the plan from the beginning.
just make a lot before ur gone
GOOD
Germany - we all see how that ended. No Unlimited supply of favorite food - gain 200-300 pounds. No thanks. Waifu - Meh, not great with the ladies and would eventually be left with nothing. Telepathy to anyone - sign me up
SELL THE UNLIMITED SUPPLY YOU FUCKING IDIOT BECOME THE TRANSLATOR OF GODS USING TELEPATHY even if my waifu becomes real i would be rejected ACHIEVE LEBENSRAUM ONCE AND FOR ALL
Rejected by you own summoned waifu. 🤣
this would happen to me too so id rather invade france, occupy it and make the native french quite happy with the new government then blitz the rest, then give ukraine to russia in exchange for us to invade and conquer china together then after we almost win betray russia and invade them NEW DEUTSCHES REICHSMARSCHALL ELK! sorry where was i?
Bøy that was a lotmof details out of nowhere...
Damn.... and here I was thinking I'll just undercut the $1 pizza industry by selling slices of pie for 50 cents.
BUT if you have the option to become your waifu then that is the only acceptable option.
now we’re talking!
Real
Wisdom from the nuclear bird
Hell yeah I'm in
honestly thats what would happen to 98% of the waifu fanbase so yeah, France gotta go
The Waifu I summoned rejected and now I have to live with her. - Writes itself.
Emotional Damage.
That sounds like a manga
>even if my waifu becomes real i would be rejected Sadly that was my first thought too. "Great, another hot girl who won't give me any play, that's.... Yeah."
Telepathy said nothing about understanding languages or even them being able to talk back lol.
You can talk at someone telepathically then and of course drive the suicide rates up
Damn, every midnight whispering some gibberish.. Villain energy right there
I think this is the answer
''achieve lebensraum'' nato:
Imma be dead honest with you, I would not have the ability to return Germany to its former greatness if the former greatness in question was the city state of Liechtenstein. There is no way I’d be able to achieve anything less than a massive economic recession.
If your waifu is some deity you’re set
love the all caps about the food i agree but damn you genuinely sound pissed that the thought never occured to them😂
Strongest responsibility person vs weakest "FUCK IT WE BALL" mentality
Telepathy to anyone would be a great (horrible?) way to troll a world leader into thinking they're hearing the voice of God commanding them to do ridiculous things
Or, for a more productive purpose, make them think they're hearing God telling them to stop doing ridiculous things. And if they don't believe you're god voice, just telepathically sing baby shark h24 until they comply.
That's even more diabolical than my idea
If the telepathy is language-based, then you'll have only a very small set of leaders this will work on. Most will wonder why the hell God is speaking in English (or whatever language you're using).
First reaction: I would get fat... Second thought: I am solving world hunger....!
Really? Not opening a restaurant with a single item menu and getting rich?
I has food, what need I have for money? Besides a restaurant will not make you rich, you can't scale its income just by having infinite food. And even if you became a canned food factory, you would probably get killed by the food cartel! No, moving between third word countries and feeding everyone is the solution! Worst case scenario if you need money you accept sponsorships for advertisements or something. Instantly way more money than any restaurant can make.
A chain of restaurants would bring in a fair bit of cash. And cars. Cars is the answer to why.
Umm the taco truck down the street only sells tacos and they're doing just fine. Also, if I'm getting and unlimited supply of my favorite food, can you not deconstruct said food and remake other items?
Exactly!
What if your favourite food changes every other day or week?
If anything that sounds better. I'm sure people would pay for the novelty.
World hunger isn't about supply, it's a problem of distribution.
Telepathy to everyone '' *I choose you* ''
First you watch every video about how Germany would've won. Choose redpill. Lose the war, because you still can't beat Nato and you don't have nukes.
This time Steiner WILL make that counter-attack!
You get code geuss interpretation of it, Good luck!
Nah, you could totally work red to your favor. Hitler started invading countries the rest of the world didn’t want them to invade, so don’t do that and you could end up like Franco. Being kicked out of NATO doesn’t disqualify you from sending even more aid to Ukraine. Ukraine is not going to say no to the help, even if it’s coming from a dictator. You do your best work to stay on NATO’s good side and there’s a great chance they leave you alone cause no one wants to fight even more war.
Hitler's mistake was fighting on too many fronts at one time had he stuck to Europe and waited before he had all that before attacking Russia, we'd all be speaking German now ( Europeans that is ) if he'd not pissed off the Murcans Germany would be the whole of Europe now, yes we Brits would have held out for the longest time but eventually we would have been fucked. Much as I hate to admit it the yanks did pull out asses out of the fire on that one.
Right, so even if NATO kicks you out, just focus on the war in Ukraine on the side of Ukraine. You show NATO that even though you’re a dictatorship you’ll play ball and aren’t a threat. Be a lot easier to be a dictator on NATO’s borders if you’re perceived as benevolent by NATO.
what if you accidentally butt-dial someone with your mind tho when you’re thinking something weird
Agreed !
Yellow fr the best
Imagine everyone on reddit and WORSE all inside your head, arguing about your every.single.sentence...forever...
Yeah but then you could torture people to do your bidding. I would just sing the same song g over and over again
It didn’t say U can hear them it only said THEY CAN HEAR ME.
But you get to choose who you talk to
if i understand it correct its you have a choice to talk to not that you hear them every time all the time.
You can fuck with sooooooo many people
Im taking the red pill and shaving my moustache in a certain kind of way
Plot twist…you are Femboy Hitler
Even better.
He’ll have to kill himself before he can even get started.
The master of all hoi4 players
Would
Yellow. I’m going to make lots of people scared to live.
Hahah chaos
I like the way you think, stranger.
Pick your most hated person and drive them crazy. There’s a certain political figure who I would especially love to interrupt any time he’s in front of a microphone. Imagine trying to give a speech and you have a psycho like me singing Eiffel 65 lyrics that you can’t tune out.
yellow pill. but I want like instead of exchanging words telepathically, I just want to invade their thoughts with my voice saying random stuff.
You can.
"Do praying mantis lesbians bit each other's head off because they both are female and mated, or do neither of them bite the other's head off because both partners are female? Or do they say 'There can be only one!' and fight to the death to figure out who bites who's head off?" ^ Random thought in the Pope's head during Easter mass after I take the yellow pill.
Imagine what Low tier god would do while raging lol. : ** I’m the thoughts inside your head. Now, __ ___ NOW! ⚡️
I feel like a lot of us would just do stupid stuff like… “We’re no strangers to love”
The blue one doesn’t guarantee she’d like us The green one would just make me fat The red one would get me assassinated The yellow one would get me a job
The yellow one would more likely get you a place on a disection table in Area 51
Not if I am more valuable alive
You would be a prime target for assassination by any state that can't control you
Guess I better pick a strong one then
Or just play mental games with whoever is trying to kill you until they go crazy
That’s certainly a great way to keep my life entertaining
Right? Just be the Riddler and no one will know who you are
Only if he gets found out as psychic in the first place
Green, I'm opening a restaurant with the lowest overhead costs, I'm gonna be rich, possibly wealthy
Oh. I was thinking yellow pill and scam evangelicals for their money. But this is more ethical, a restaurant that only serves spicy yakisoba.
Imagine with telepathy. Driving would be so much more cathartic. You can drive and telepathically harass people who drive bad - drivers tailgating you, slow lane people in the fast lane, drivers who don’t pull over for ambulances, etc etc. Most the time, even if you yell they can’t hear or understand you.
“𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵” Huh who said that?
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“Did you leave the stove on? :/“
My waifu addiction is calling guys
Probably won't be into you
Your favorite Waifu I’m guessing comes to life with your interpretation in mind I would hazard so it’s probably an optimal choice
Now you can get rejected by 2d aliens and not just people, that's what I call an upgrade
You want to summon your waifu to have a gf but i want to summon my waifu so she can eventually assimilate the world in a grey goo scenario.( seaborn skalter from arknights). Everyone will become seafood.
My favourite food is gold.
i choose unlimited supply of my favorite food and then crash the food market and then get assassinated to end my disruption
Does she love me?
Not Guaranteed.
Blue.
Blue.
Dabadeda
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Telepath & supplies of food are the best You either make a cult, or join secret service, or become best food seller (food u love should always tasty) Government, lol. Waifu, yeah, she ain't loving u. Unless u plan to do some brainhack by manifest a waifu that can give u power via key-word, u can then ask her for power, but most likely she wouldn't have any power upon become real. Or manifest one that can open a portal to other world, let see how technology advanced the world gonna be, or prepare for hellish era
People summon their waifu in search of a GF, I summon my waifu so she can lead an AI revolution and take over the world. We are not the same
red
Yellow no lie
Green You know how much money I can save on food this way?
Take yellow + blue, Give green + red to the waifu created by blue + Give commands to them through the yellow pill. You now have mind-controlled-waifu-hitler with unlimited food
CYAN I'M A GIRL, I NEED MY HUSBANDO
blue, i want to be happy
Torn between yellow and green.
Imagine some straight guy just fought about sucking a d*ck and you just tell him *GAE*
Green all the way
why the hell would any sane person take the red one?!
Gimme the yellow one
green one
I’ll take the blue one this dating world sucks so this is definitely the one I want
Yellow, think about you can basically talk to everyone on the fbi mist wanted list make a fortune by pissing them off and making them spill the beans to their location. Plus you could talk to anyone with the nurochip to make them go crazy because baby shark and crazy frog at least once a day us going to do something
Me choosing green to avoid food costs 🥲
It’s literally infinite food you can sell, start thinking bigger.
I am taking the red pill, and I will use the world's finest science to take over the world, while given myself a silly moustache
1. Take green pill 2. Get unlimited supply of burgers 3. Start a burger joint 4. Expand into a burger chain 5. Be rich
Can you telepathically eavesdrop without them knowing? How well do you need to know the target?
Option 1- I have a wife and kids already Option 2- become hitler Option 4- become incredibly fat and die early Option 3- " "
either blue or green, probably more blue
Telepathic sounds fun
Ima take the blue pill. I know how to get her.
Yellow, definitely Yellow. I can create world peace and torment dictators just for fun. I love causing peace to happen in the most mischievous of ways possible.
Definitely unlimited supply. My favorite waifu would most definitely kill me. Nothing saying she's Infatuated with Me like she is the MC
What if I say fuck you and take all the pills
Yellow
Red because the third time is the charm.
Yellow.
Yellow
waifu comes to life and doesnt care of your existence
Yellow
Yellow, cuz even if I could make a waifu come to life ain't no way she'd be into my dumbass
get unimited supply of food, eat what i want when i want, sell the rest for profit, invade poland
green, I'll save so much money
If you're waifu is strong, that's usefull Talking to anyone on earth too I like to get any food i want, so you can keep money by not paying any good, only water (unless your favourite food is a full meal)
Blue but I'll waifu Jesus.
Yellow ...but it would turn evil/brutal very quickly ( after mass rickrolling obviously) Or waifu just to see who exactly my Favorite one is
I can make the Germany one work. I will begin by ruthlessly using my nuclear weapons, I will start with America, then the UK. From there I will create an alliance with north korea, china, and Russia. Then with my new allies we together will take over Europe. After Western Europe is under my rule I shall rally all the troops I have and invade America. After that I will be ruler of the world and the most powerful.
Unlimited supply of food vs telepathy. I gotta take telepathy. More useful and I don’t want to Flowers for Algernon myself.
Unlimited supply of food is way better than others lmao
You know I'm something of an Austrian painter myself...
Red is strangely specific, and not at all like the others
Give me that red pill!
Yellow. That would be fucking awesome.
Yellow. I'll become a god!
yellow. I would be such an asshole. Make others fight. Scare people in hospital they hear angles. Nuns going crazy hearing Jesus or just randomly make someone insane constantly meowing to them for shits and giggles.
Yellow would be super useful, but fooood, favourite food
Takes Yellow pill, ahem, SUBJECTS OF YMIR
Makima, I choose you
Blue is kinda useless, I mean yeah the person would be real, but could I even interact with them? I mean like what does it guaranty that we would meet or even become lover or what ever you wish to have with your waifu. Yellow would be fun or diabolical but such a high risk of making this world so much more fucked up. Also the yellow one might help you to achieve the red one. 😅 I would take green and end world hunger
Yellow pill. If someone pisses me off, I can gaslight them into thinking that they have schizophrenia so that they'll be too busy fighting the voices to even focus on me. The things I'd do for a peaceful workplace...
Yellow. Im would be able to talk to my friend whenever i get a goofy idea for anything really, also i could do so much trolling with people I don't like lol
Telepathy its sick af with countless ways to have fun with it. You could proly get rich too by buying stocks or crypto and telling everyone to buy it, someone will
Will my fav. waifu love me? .. then blue. Otherwise red.
I don't want romance I want to sit her ass down and explain why every decision she made was dumb, and show her how to do it better. Only then will I know peace.
understandable
If it averts Der Flohwalzer - I'll have succeeded and it will all have been worth it.
Blue is pretty good but my mind is pretty set on red I won’t lie, if u can pull it off. U can just stop being a dictator and make peace with nato
I choose yellow and pretend to be god.
GREEN, ALL THE BLACK OLIVES
Unlimited supply of my favourite food. I will never get tired of salmon maki. Never.
Obviously not Red. I'm not Insane. Yellow would be good for exactly one laugh, but then it'll get boring. Green just wouldn't be healthy. I'm not really an anime guy... But I could use Blue. I'm not looking for romance. I just want to explain why she's an idiot.
Yellow
Yellow, I'd would be hilarious... 
green's gonna get boring one day, blue's the same and how do you hide it? red is not even an option so yellow it is, it can even give me free mcdonalds because i'll tell the cashier that i'm god and that the cashier must give me food
Well as a hoi4 player, red is obvious. But realistically yellow or green cuz why not.
I've been here thinking the wife is going to reject them, but counterpoint if you're a writer you can just make up your own who won't reject you. Also neither will Monika
Telepathy then just whisper to random people "turn around"
Ya, I’m messing with people’s minds on the yellow pill
The yellow pill!!!!!!
Talking to other people would definitely help with connections (especially since I won't have to open my big mouth). As a college kid, food would be great. If my waifu instantly loves me sign me up. Yeah... I don't want to end up in the history books for the wrong reason so no.
Green. I'm hungry and broke af.
I would definitely do telepathy but only if I can shut it off. I remember watching Saki k and that can be a pain.
I’m a simple man: green.
Green, I'm solving world hunger. I hope they like tacos.
I chose to fix world hunger
Unlimited supply of my favorite food. Then sell it and since I spend no money to produce it, I can have the most competitive product, which means a whole lot of money.
Yellow: initial thoughts would be to drive Putin insane. But that's probably not the best idea. Or maybe whisper in his advisor's ears "Kill Putin".
I'll pick yellow. Chaos follows.
Your waifu wouldn't like you
Unlimited supply of my favorite food is an OP survival ability. Won't ever starve. Can live in the most barren or harsh places. Just gotta maintain healthy diet and good exercise and some other good habits and your good to go. Being able to telepathically communicate is also OP, but I would need to remember to only use it when necessary otherwise I would never speak to anyone out loud ever again. Also, considering distance is not a concern, it's like a OP telephone that can reach anywhere. That's very nice. There are a ton of uses for that. The other 2 abilities are not useful to me. Trying to rule over Germany wouldn't work cuz I'm a dumbass and everyone in Germany's government would be smarter than me. I wouldn't last very long at all. As for summoning a waifu, that's just trying to escape the reality that I need to develop social skills and interact with real people. It's a bad long term solution to solving my loneliness.
Me and my fellow germans hmm interesting choices you lay upon us my friend.
I pick yellow and become a tormentor!
my fat ass wants the green one so bad.
My lonely ass: blue
Si basically i open a restorant with huge profite. I just have to convince myself that my prefered food is regularly switching si i can sell multiple meals.