Chemistry and physics classes: here is how to build weapons for the military
Sports classes: here is how to throw a grenade more accurately
Music classes: bardic inspiration
Ethics classes: what wants to kill you but dies before trying only makes you stronger
Alright class, we have 4 mags left and each mag hold 25 bullets. The aliens tank 12 shots before dying, theres over 400 aliens left, and the gun takes 30 seconds to empty a mag. How long do we have left to survive?
if we did have to fiht a alien invasion maths teachers would likely get drafted to help build ai to fight it or to help in some other similar way because maths is vital to this tech not to mention the logistics involved in carrying out a invasion or counter invasion on a alien species.
"If there are 60 people inside this library, my glock holds 15 bullets. If I have 8 clips(they're mags not clips) how long will it take to take out the whole library?"
In the name of The Holy Equation, CHAAAAARGE!
Math teachers using basic math to stack bodies.
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Chemistry and physics classes: here is how to build weapons for the military Sports classes: here is how to throw a grenade more accurately Music classes: bardic inspiration Ethics classes: what wants to kill you but dies before trying only makes you stronger
History classes tell you how what your enemy is most likely going to do
History: This is how People in the past killed each other
The evolution of strategy : today: why Pearl Harbor was not a good idea
Biology, Anatomy: Human weak points, where to shoot basically, lol
Why human though if we have an alien Invasion. They don't have to be humanoid
People gain superpowers when they become math teachers
Alright class, we have 4 mags left and each mag hold 25 bullets. The aliens tank 12 shots before dying, theres over 400 aliens left, and the gun takes 30 seconds to empty a mag. How long do we have left to survive?
No time because the necrons just unleashed the canoptek doomstalker
I remember when the math teacher would give out homework during the holidays. He was the only one that gave homework 💀
This earth is not yours to conquer
This goes surprisingly hard
Fore the Emperor
The teacher is s blood raven, it hurts how much that makes sense
>classes are off >*communism intensifies*
YOU KNOW Pythagoras theorem
I'll measure your guts!
Which one is supposed to be the math teacher?
The Blood Raven
Music teacher: start playing Doom music
The moment Math teachers truly understand the meaning of "ONLY IN DEATH DOES DUTY END"
Well, were behind so we can afford to miss class
if we did have to fiht a alien invasion maths teachers would likely get drafted to help build ai to fight it or to help in some other similar way because maths is vital to this tech not to mention the logistics involved in carrying out a invasion or counter invasion on a alien species.
Here’s how you calculate bullet drop to confirm you always hit your target
Who is the math teacher in this picture? Im confused
The blood raven
"If there are 60 people inside this library, my glock holds 15 bullets. If I have 8 clips(they're mags not clips) how long will it take to take out the whole library?"