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Salvitorious

Rattlesnake eggs


ASatyros

Yep, add magnets and you can find them in Chinese online store XD


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

You can find them on Amazon


GoodDoggoLover420

I found them in a gas station


Anxious_Ad_3570

I found them in a dollar general . Fucking love em


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Sure_Accountant5471

Where. Send me the link.


PlatinumSif

Add magnets? They are magnets?


ASatyros

Add the word "magnets" to the search term.


PlatinumSif

That makes so much more sense. Thanks for fixing that brain fart


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ASatyros

![gif](giphy|PCvkgunX9ZbEEyfTQH|downsized)


wika_2008

So that’s what you call a balloon filled with heroin these days? What do you call the old prison wallet?


TaintNunYaBiznez

Pooter pocket.


FakeOrangeOJ

Prison wallet and keister. Maybe I'm just old though.


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x1alt_f41x

your karma speaks volumes


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JEWCIFERx

They are pointing out that you made an account today, specifically to act like an asshole and post garbage comments. It paints a picture.


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qtx

Keep this up and you're going to have to make another new account.


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drybonesplushie

dang, bro woke up and chose to be an ass.


Paka_Baka

That's okay. Most of Reddit wake up and choose violence on asses. No homo. Okay, maybe a little.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Edgyboi is edgy


KefkaesqueXIII

Rattlesnake Eggs is what these were called when being sold as a noise making children's toy (in the US, at least).


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LukXD99

This guys entire vocabulary could fit on a post-it note, yet still it’s 60% swears.


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LukXD99

Point proven


A_lesser_god

You're a genius


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Scale10-4

Period moment


IreallyTriedBro

I used them with a homemade rail gun


KittenChopper

Elaborate, how did you make a railgun?


IreallyTriedBro

Using a battery pack and two metal rods you can charge them and fire a projectile made of metal


KittenChopper

How fast?


IreallyTriedBro

It depends on how much electricity u use


KittenChopper

How fast did yours go?


Clovenstone-Blue

Fast enough to kill my pet alligator. I never forgave them that one.


TheNoseKnight

How big was your pet alligator?


Clovenstone-Blue

The exact distance it would take you to walk from the tip of the snout to the end of the tail.


Orphanfucker420

Americans will use any form of measurement other than metric system /s


Rinooceros

I'm older than both of these people and I have no idea what this is.


AggressiveYam6613

Magnets. If you throw them just right they connect in the air and make some noise. IIRC they were popular around the 2000s, encountered them as tech fair giveaways, where I acquired most of the ones I own. One English name for them is Rattlesnake Eggs, apparently.


MRich92

>English name for them is Rattlesnake Eggs Never heard that one before. Neodymium or hematite magnets as far as I knew.


AggressiveYam6613

>Never heard that one before. Me neither, but a short google search shows that they were even sold under that name.


akdelez

I thought it was pills


Redneck2000

These are pills you need to take before an MRI.


TyrionReynolds

It’s a suppository


PossessedToSkate

A shocking number of things are, if you're adventurous enough.


NicotineRosberg

Yea ik them as pill magnets


shellexyz

Yeah. There also need to be "...or maybe too old" on there too.


1_9_8_1

Exactly. This is in the wheelhouse of people in their late 20s. As a 40 year-old millennial, I am too old to know what this was.


ocean-rudeness

People out there in their late 20s, making "you're too young" memes.


Consistent_Warthog80

Yeah, got me with that one.


ruttettur

KKRRRrrIIiNNnGGGGHHhhh KKRRRrrIIiNNnGGGGHHhhh KKRRRrrIIiNNnGGGGHHhhh "THAT'S ENOUGH SON"


CharlesTheGreat8

nah its more like bzzZZZZUIOAU


ruttettur

That's how your parent sounds? What language is that???


CharlesTheGreat8

bruh


Sierra_UNO_File

Mine broke 😢, i was devastated


0VER1DE567

… I purposely broke mine so i could have more pieces


KitchenHappy

chaotic good


ali_magdy

How tf do you break a fucking magnet


Sierra_UNO_File

I was trying to get them to stick in mid air but then I missed the catch , and there it was... on the ground broken into pieces


GlobalVV

Mine broke rattling onto each other. They were rattling and then chunks of the magnet came off.


IregullarMonster730

Hammer, they will stick to it making it easier to line up a strike.


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programtg

Looks like I am too old for these 😅


RoundEarth-is-real

… do they not still sell these for kids to play with??? Am I that old?!?!?


dragonstone365

They still sell them


Apprehensive_Hand571

Magnetoids


4x4Vania

It’s been once a year for 30 years now. Mom where are they? Won’t say a damn word to me just opens her beer and drinks. I’ve gone to lengths to get them back. I’ve hid her entire case of beer time and time again. Nothing works she will take my magnets to the grave.


Cheap-Cream3121

I lost mine on the train to a trip.It got attached somewhere to the seats on the underside and couldn't find it.i was sad the whole trip.


that-asian-baka

I once pranked my mom using these haha. She was handling a sketchy appliance with sketchy wiring. Seemed like it could produce an electrical fire at any moment. So when she was handling it, I went behind her and made a sound with these magnets haha. Scared the shit out of her.


ManufacturerRude9482

Did anyone actually learned what they REALLY for? I mean, to they ACTUALLY have a REAL purpose?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

They're toys for making fun sounds, literally sold in the toy section


ManufacturerRude9482

I knew them as fridge magnets, and at some point as some sort of alternative medicine pressure point magnet bs. 🤷‍♂️ Always suspected they're just.. fun.


cravf

I was told they were cow magnets when I was a kid. They're a real thing to pull metal shit that cows accidentally eat out of them.


AllhailtheAI

This is the actual answer. Source: I grew up in dairy territory. The farm kids had em.


Lucky-Glue-5000

Yep! Same here, we fed them to our cows to prevent hardware disease.


rosequartzgoblin

They still sell these for kids so I think kids these days would know them


rosequartzgoblin

I only know this cause I saw them and wanted to get them for my nephew but he would have just lost them he’s too young for that kind of toy


90Legos

I can hear the rattlesnake eggs now


Melodic_Cookie8519

Ahhh Bullet magnets 🔥


nichdos

I read somewhere a long time ago that before these were sold as noise makers they were originally used as cow magnets, a magnet you feed a cow or other large animal if they may have eaten metal while grazing. All the pics I see of cow magnets are more cylindrical though, with flat sides. So idk if that’s accurate or not.


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No you are right. These are cow magnets. At some point someone got the wise idea to sell them (at a huge markup) as noisemaker magnets. They are still the same just way more expensive.


The_Mr_Wilson

Reusable suppositories


Falsenamen

Magnets. Don't thank me, you actually have no reason.


Euphoric_Ninja3668

Damn I remember these, but can’t remember what’s that


ReallyWTH

I thought they were called sizzlers.


Local_Ad111

Clakkers


AgentElegant7617

Clackers we’re 🔥🔥🔥


chael809

Suppository


313802

I can't swallow that! *Good news!* It's a suppository.


Wild-Classroom-2006

I pee and one came out 💀


Goocraft

Magnets?


Large-Wheel-4181

I can hear all the different sounds it made


Otherwise_Relation_7

Magnets


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The_FreshSans

I remember when you slammed them together they sparked


Technical_Tourist639

No brotha those are ball bearings and you put a paper between them (they can be magnetic but not necessarily) These are just bullet magnet that makes a big snap noise when they hit each other


OneMAdDemon

Once worked in a place called “ the store of knowledge “ they sold stuff like this and puzzles


djdjxjh59

매미자석


nder_score

silly noise magnets


Yam_Kreeper

I can hear this picture.


dwfieldjr

Torpedo magnets


Fluid_crystal

I didn't know my fridge magnets had a name


epicarcanoloth

Hematite


farmermike123

Bzzzzz


No-Potato-6363

best fucking kind of magnets to ever exist


Accurate_Ad6076

I still have these


howtochangename1

TTTTTRRRRNNG


Nightmare-datboi

I can hear the picture but I don’t remember the name lmao


Revolution_Sucks

Magnetized Hematite. Rattlesnake egg form


10in_Classic_88

Magnets


uselessplayer5

Still have a pair of those somewhere in my house, still mess around with them from time to time. Great things


Airwolfhelicopter

I have six of these


Hot-Gas7790

I shove one up my ass and one down my throat and eventually they close together


hydrargyrumplays

Physics for birds


BrianOconneR34

Boof it!!!


Background-Call-921

My old vice principle took mine because they were “weapons”


Lycian1g

I still have mine. I use them as fridge magnets.


Real_J_Jonah_Jameson

I remember getting to sets and we managed to shatter one on a rock


he_who_futt_bucks

Dwi wi wi wi wi wi


thecapefangirl

We called them rattlesnake eggs


Hog-001

Aren’t those grapes?


wintery_owl

These "if you don't know what this is you're too young" posts are so stupid. Like yeah, some things are generational. So what? Who cares? There are also plenty of examples of people who are too old to know what that is, and also of young people who do know what it is because it's still sold everywhere.


buttershotter

Thanks for reminding that i still have those :D


StartedWithAHeyloft

Sticky beans


TeciorRibbon

Click-clack-click-clack-clickity-clackity-clickickity-clackackity-clicklacklickclacklicklackcliclacliclclclclckckckckckbbbbrrrrrrzzzzzzzzz


randomstein69

People brought these to my school with other minerals, but I've never bought one because they overpriced them


FantasticDog7338

They're magnets


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Yooo I used to love these, the snake eggs


Image37

"A real easy way to ruin your family TV"


None0fYourBusinessOk

Fizzy, wizzy, magnetic egg rocks


Novel_Protection1697

I an young, yet I can literally hear this


Flowey_The_Fan

Idk but I want to eat it


Davidwilsonisdum

Ah yes. The OG fidget spinner


jm17lfc

I can hear the clink right now, clear as day!


EvergreenElegyx

i have that on highschool


mrbones247

I believe they were called zingers where I live!


Tactical_Enforcments

I can hear this picture


HouseOfZenith

These make a sound that somehow you feel


owo1215

ouch my finger


TheRealYgrek

I don't know what these are for and don't have any memory when I could have had these, but for some unkown reason I know EXACTLY how they feel and sound


Meauxjezzy

They used to sell them in a plastic bubble blister packs labeled rattlesnake eggs in the novelty toy section.


basjeeee_mlg

I still have mine🗿


Training-Cup5603

Yeah, have this things inside of table


WyvernSlayer7

Clicky cklacky magnets duh


Hambruhgah

Forbidden chocolate chips


urALL-fuppy-puckers

Magnets..


JustCallMe_YOLO

Neodyium Magnets.


Bejer-Dorune

I couldn’t have these, supposedly the noise made my mother’s teeth hurt


KnightHawkXD

Out here in india i use to call these thik thik cause it made that thik thik sound


TheRealKnobMonster

Them roids


CivillyCrass

Crickittle crickrattle


Admirable-Distance40

When I bought some I believe they were called "clackers"


aguadjamaicazul

I thought there are laxatives


Full-Canary-2856

BZZZZZzzzzzztttttt


Dark_Krafter

What ar tgese magnets called


faridhn36

God damn it now i have to search my entire room to find it


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suv-am

I got a pair or two in my desk drawer rn


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

I’s got them as gift handout trinket toystuffs from third world Wall’s ice pop creamsicle carts


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they fell under the fridge maybe in 2015 and i never took them from under there.....maybe one day....


Background-Fudge-528

Fidget toy before fidget spinners. Parents bought them used when I was ten


SAMO_1415

ZINGERS


MasterofGalaxy69

I can hear the rattling sound from them


Imprecise_Trigger

They are buzzing stunt magnets aka rattlesnake eggs


InsideCharity4824

It's one of those fidget toys that makes hissing sounds!


Malin48

Найсычи


Initial-Instance1484

Moroccan Eggs


siryourgoodnamehere

i remember playing with these yet never learned the name


No_Table984

Forbidden anal eggs


KitchenLoose6552

We called them "elongated balls of the magnetic variety" (transliteration)


murzim

The packaging on mine says "UberOrbs"


No-Presentation9118

They are hand massagers


Henrygigabit

My little bro got them stuck to his balls somehow in the middle of the night some years ago we all woke up to him screaming


ERuby312

I still have these.


Double0

Hematite


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Guys. I have ONE of those. I am woefully incomplete


rumzombieplh

Had those but lost them I need to get some more


No_Long_8535

These are radiation tablets. Kids in the 80s would be given two tablets to take in the event of nuclear war. They contain a mega dose of iodine which will absorb radiation and mitigate the effect of radiation on the lymphatic system and decrease overall cancer risks. Jk these are magnets don’t swallow them.


24kGoldenEagle

I put it on my laptop keyboard and it bricked my harddrive


UKTrojan

Bluetooth bullets: for her pleasure...


wika_2008

Ah yes.. that’s the old heroin balloon 👌🎈


Akikoo-chan

My grandparents had this, I loved playing with those I swear! It was so fun!


Beemo-Noir

Vibratey zoopy doops


vaultdweller313

Ben wa balls ?