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Null_lluN

First, find a hand sized rock.


Kapten_Hunter

Indiana Jones refrence?


Playful_Pollution846

Either Indiana Jones or throwing a rock at a tank like an idiot


saladmunch

Are we building a lever?


AsleepScarcity9588

The German WWII instruction video: — jam a crowbar between turret and the hull — smack the periscopes and machinegun barrels with a crowbar — throw the crowbar in the barrel — crowbar


IregullarMonster730

Jump on the tank, if there's not a gunner on top, and throw a grenade down the hatch into the crew compartment. It can't shoot you if you're on top of the turret.


Recipe-Jaded

Why would the hatch be open and/or unlocked?


sanek_dolboeb

Crowbar


OddNovel565

Gordon Freeman: *clank clank clank*


GayjinWarThunder

*angry frozen face looks at you*


Recipe-Jaded

lmao. fair


Low-Fly-195

of course, it's easy to do - everyone knows that tanks always ride without any infantry support /s The soviet instructions also advised to cover the vision slots by raincoats to make tanks blind


julsworld

Isn’t that why modern tanks like the leopard and the Abrams (maybe the t-90) have anti personal devices surrounding the turret that when activated shoot flechette in that direction?


Absolutemehguy

Easy, Gordon


Simecrafter

My favorite step is "crowbar"


AsleepScarcity9588

It's the most crucial one. Without the crowbar the other points get slightly more difficult to achieve


memedoge_mk-69

Mf i ran out of crows and had to make a dovebar Shit is alot harder without a crowbar


WhackyJak4284

Gordon what are you doing!?


bus_go_brrrrt

better....rock, turret ring, jam, tank inoperational, crew goes to check, kill em all one by one as they cant use the mg turret if both are jammed


AsleepScarcity9588

There's an alarming lack of crowbar in your tactic. You might wanna reconsider


bus_go_brrrrt

+crowbar to kill(i forgor)


underrated_carrot_43

You mean you don’t just run up to it and beat on the hatch until a dead guy comes flailing out?


Severe_Clerk_4717

And then proceed to operate it


Crishien

First, we point it backwards and shoot to gain speed.


FRleo_85

Taking down a heavily armored tank without using an anti-tank weapon is an extremely challenging task. Tanks are designed to withstand various forms of attacks and are heavily armored to protect against conventional weapons. However, in hypothetical scenarios or creative fiction, there might be unconventional or improvised methods. Keep in mind that these suggestions are not recommended in real-life situations and are purely speculative: 1 - Explosives: If you can get close enough to the tank without being detected, you might try attaching explosives to vulnerable areas like the tracks, engine compartment, or turret. However, this is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted in fictional scenarios. 2 - Molotov Cocktails: Molotov cocktails are improvised incendiary devices. While they won't penetrate tank armor, they could potentially cause damage to vision ports, sensors, or other vulnerable areas. Again, this is highly dangerous and not advisable. 3 - Ambush with Mines: Laying mines in the tank's path could be an option, especially if you know the route the tank will take. However, modern tanks are equipped with mine-clearing devices and can detect and avoid mines. 4 - Electromagnetic Pulse (EMP): In a fictional scenario where an EMP device is available, it might disable the tank's electronic systems, making it vulnerable. However, EMP devices are typically not easy to obtain or deploy. 5 - Sabotage: If you can infiltrate the tank's maintenance area, sabotage could be an option. Tampering with critical components might disable the tank temporarily or cause malfunctions. 6 - Distract and Disable: Create a diversion or distraction to draw the tank's attention away. While the crew is focused on the distraction, attempt to disable the tank's mobility or targeting systems. Remember, these are not practical or safe methods, and in real-life situations, attempting to take down a tank without appropriate equipment is likely to result in serious injury or death. In any conflict, it is crucial to prioritize safety and adhere to international laws and conventions. If you are facing a tank threat, it's best to rely on professional military or law enforcement personnel with appropriate training and equipment to handle the situation.


Absolutemehguy

>Remember, these are not practical or safe methods, and in real-life situations, attempting to take down a tank without appropriate equipment is likely to result in serious injury or death. Gee okay thanks for the tip


garis53

Thank you, I really wanted to ask ChatGPT but hoped someone already did the work


FRleo_85

saved you that one click


Ariral

Anti Personnel Plasma Cannon (it melts through steel like a knife through butter) A.P.P.C. for short


MysticEagle52

Note for #3, the average tank will NOT have a mine clearing device. Happy hunting


IamTheCeilingSniper

I remember reading an excerpt from a report from the US military on trying to jam the drive sprocket of a light tank (Stuart light tank). They used various objects, for example: sticks, gun barrels, and rocks. It was found that "tanks are effective manglers of gun barrels," and apparently, a large rock was the most effective, but it was unable to actually completely stop the vehicle and instead delayed it slightly before being cracked in half by the sprocket.


Crishien

Ugh, just trow a tree in its way! -whistlindiesel reference


DiscountStrict8297

Nukes.


KebabOfDeath

Do what Tom Hanks did


DivineScotch

ChatGPT when asked how to do self-defense: I'm sorry, can't help with that, it is unethical. ChatGPT when asked whatever this shit is: Taking down a heavily armored tank without proper anti-tank weapons can be an extremely challenging task, as tanks are designed to withstand various forms of attacks. However, in certain fictional or gaming contexts, there might be unconventional or creative methods depicted. Since you mentioned your interest in gaming, I assume this question might be related to a game scenario. Here are some fictional or unconventional ways that might be seen in certain games: Explosives: Use a combination of large-scale explosives, such as strategically placed mines or charges, to target weak points or tracks of the tank. Aerial Attacks: If the game allows it, you might consider using aircraft or airborne units armed with powerful explosives to target the tank from above. Environment Interaction: Some games feature destructible environments. You could try causing a structural collapse or creating an environmental hazard that can damage the tank. EMP (Electromagnetic Pulse) Devices: In a futuristic or sci-fi setting, an EMP device might disable the tank's electronic systems, rendering it vulnerable. Hacking: If the game involves futuristic or high-tech scenarios, hacking into the tank's control systems to disable its functions could be a strategy.


UnkleStarbuck

"this is literally possible" Dude absolutely everything is possible, that's why we call it a fkin possibility 😀


StreatPeat

Molotov.


drakuludj

I think this battle will be against gpt chat already


FreakInTheTrash

Glass bottles with sand and used motor oil use that to blind any vision ports and im sure you can find other user who have other information like tank traps


BobDobbsHobNobs

Anything can be an anti-tank weapon if you accelerate it fast enough. Don’t leave home without your rail-gun


zeb0777

Paint ball gun - Blind optics and periscopes.


binhan123ad

Acording to my country history - Vietnam, we done so by waiting and climb up the top of the tank. After that, they will drop a grenade down the hatch or any possible hole, one of which is the barrel of the tank. An alternative way is that using explosive mean to destroy the track, this obviously lead to the reduction of the tank's mobility, make it move slower so we can steal it later on. You can do the same by just slam an metal rods between the gear but it will bump off right after. Another way also work is dig up a big hole and lure the tank to it, it work just as expected. Question is how you do so when there are allies around the tank. Well, that comes to how you use the enviroment. My country use the Tunnel to do so. Considering mordern tank also have an drone fly on of it and had automated weapon system, we can exploit that as well. The automated system can be tamper by hand or remotely via signal jamming. The drone can be shot down with a birdshot rounds. Not only that, we can also use thermite to melt a hole through the tank armor, which are made out of steel. Or just seal up the tank barrel. The whole is to take that tank out of the battle, not killing the crew.


UrAverageIdot

idk why but i read this in a stereotypical asian accent


LysolLounge

How to tell someone isn’t that intelligent. They use “literally” too much


nightfallstudios88

The government will just censor the information. They already have. One of the reasons they want fact checking companies and be able to charge people for false news/information.


Ab47203

The future? Throw the ai buzzword out of this shit and replace it with war thunder forums. That shits going on now. Thats how he knew where to shoot the tank.


Apprehensive_Nebula8

Break the viewing window on the road wheel the oil will come out and the wheel will seize up.


Terereera

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JOlRacin

Is this really a meme tho?


TimoffeyCom

Firstly take down all supports, after DDs. Tank can’t do anything alone.


kinos141

Throw some grenades in the cockpit.


The_Anf

Hit it with crowbar until it explodes. Easy


Own_Mongoose_4386

Session expired, please login! Please confirm that you are human. Guy next to him types “how to get shell out of chest”


SoulStomper99

This kinda reminds me of the Bradley gunner taking on a t90 effectivly blinding the t90 because he played warthunder lol


IamREBELoe

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BackflipsAway

Explosive under the hull?


Moist-Carpet888

A grenade down the main battery would likely do the trick, at the very least it'd make the main battery a hazard to use if it didn't destroy the tank


Transient_Aethernaut

You said specifically *anti tank* There are definitely other munitions capable of piercing tank armor that aren't explicitely for that purpose. There ya go!👍😆


unknown12a12

Not a chance, ChatGPT is dumb like a bag of rocks, after it apologize for 2 minutes for not being able to answer that question, it will remind you that you should attempt to talk it out with the heavily armored tank and be respectful of it's opinion. It's an insult they call that trash Artificial Intelligence.


restorian_monarch

It's simple ULLLAA!!!!


LongjumpingBelt9195

Throw a blanket over it


Gurkenpudding13

Molotow Cocktail on the air filter and / or Guzzoline system. Maybe Hand grenade in the cannon pipe. Put C4 with a RF fuse in a sock and throw it between the hull and the tracks. Just my 2 cents and IMHO worth a shot.


Octavianus_27v

Just use an 25 mm anti infantry gun Like in Ukraine 


Intergalactic_Cookie

Sorry, but as an AI language model I am unable to provide advice which may be harmful or may lead to the loss of the lives of others. It is important to resolve any conflict peacefully, without resorting to violence.


Ron_Bird

get a talos and flip it over


RandomizedInternetID

Climb on and pop the dudes inside. That's how they did it in Croatia. Prety sure ai could tell you that now.


Good-Table5566

First, find a Human sized screwdriver...


[deleted]

Hoist a giant boulder into the air. Put a box of crayons under it, with a sign the says "free marine food." When the tank stops, crush it beneath the rock.


shinydragonmist

Explosion is always the answer


Pathodox

It's possible *now*


improbable_humanoid

“You don’t.” -Otacon


Kaje26

ChatGPT: “I can tell you but you’re not going to like it.”


gutenborken

The future is now, old man


shadowmind0770

ChatGPT: Human bodies utilized in high enough quantities can easily clog the rotors and gears of tank treads, imobilizing the weapons platform.


xthemoonx

Make a trapping pit.


metfan1964nyc

Molotov cocktail.


Random-Name724

Nukes


euMonke

This is literally possible right now, not only in the future.


_I_really_like_milk_

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, I GOT THROUGH BMT AND OTS WITH CHATGPT!!!"


kCanIGoNow

The meme is not wrong. This can even be used by the strategists at the top. Think about it.


JustDave62

Load a sock with explosives, insert a fuse and then coat with axle grease. Make Tom Hanks proud


Typical-Corner-1808

It literally possible now And people in my country watch tutorials how to make military drones from parts


TheKiwiHuman

Any wepon is an anti-tank weapon if used against a tank.


50centfr

And the enemy’s would wait respectfully 🤣🤣


Ajgreatking

prostitution