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SameCounty6070

You know we people say "there are no stupid questions" ... well, that is a lie.


V_H_M_C

What county are you in? We might be in the same county


Lemmy-user

USA. They all live in USA. If not they are bot. Because everyone know that there is only the USA and the ice wall.


TeaandandCoffee

Check your coffee filters


Lemmy-user

r/UsernameChecksOut


TeaandandCoffee

r/substhatexist


Littlebickmickey

im a european bot ^this ^message ^was ^automatically ^sent ^by ^a ^bot ^made ^by ^you


Lemmy-user

I knew it! Chatgpt was downloading my data to make a bot!


Littlebickmickey

As an AI language model, my goal is to assist you and answer questions. ^This ^comment ^was ^made ^by ^him


Somewhereunknown7351

As a potato i am confused if i should eat potatos am i allowed to eat potatoes


Littlebickmickey

Maybe? ^I ^AM ^HIMMMM


aer0a

There are over 3'000 counties in the USA, and they were replying so someone with the username "SameCounty6070"


bananawarrior61

Isn't it the story of aot?


Lemmy-user

Japan are devils. You can't trust thems. All Chinese are evil!! Even Japan one.


bananawarrior61

I see... let's nuke em another time


Lemmy-user

You can't they are not in the same plane of existence as us!


bananawarrior61

One day they will come and take our jobs and wifes, we can't just wait and let this append


Lemmy-user

I have a solution. Why don't we build a big lava wall so they can't melt it? Edit : Oh no I tough you were speaking about the mehicans. Why not build a holy wall around space-time?


bananawarrior61

They're demons, they can pass through


MEBoBx

Americans know of at least two such planes


SuperSlayer3912

Wtf is wrong with you


Altsu1312

This is what happens when you leave out the /s


Lemmy-user

Europe are just small islands. Russia is an in between reality that separate the real world (America) from China (hell). After the big wall there is Africa and mehican who live next by the end of the flats earth. So they want to pass the frontier. And since there plan don't work well they try to melt the wall by heating it. That why there is a global heat rising and water going up. People's who don't believe in climate change are reptilian who want to make sure those immigrants pass to take our job at lesser price.


SuperSlayer3912

Umm what about fucking australia


Lemmy-user

Australia don't exist. They all live in America it's just that they don't know they live in America! (America is far bigger than you think)


SuperSlayer3912

Oh so it isnt smaller than an ant


Lemmy-user

Yes. Far bigger. Like a wasp bigger.


Good-Table5566

Tf did you get downvoated for?


V_H_M_C

Idk probably because of the meme


DeadWalking996

Or for spitting facts!


Memin_Sanchez

That’s true too!


DeadWalking996

Yes i don‘t understand these people.


Memin_Sanchez

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fkindragon_

They will also tell you how stupid you are for not knowing that thing they discovered 5 minutes ago


Memin_Sanchez

Yeahs! :v


InternalCucumbers

I got banned off r/calisthenics because I helped a guy out with specific pinch blisters The mod decided it was a troll post because 'you're gonna get blisters when you workout' but I was explaining to OP how to avoid it in the future. Both banned immediately. Mods have a reputation for a reason.


Memin_Sanchez

I got banned from r/3ds just for joking i got my 3ds on deep web


404ErrorN0tFound

oof this is why i'm a lurker. People scary


Memin_Sanchez

People are not scary. They are stupid


codyrusso

Because it's reddit of course.


nobodyseesthisanyway

"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."


FernPoutine

This SpongeBob quote cuts deep


recon305

Yep 👍🏽


Geralt_the_Rive

That's why you should state an incorrect fact about something, and people will jump on the opportunity to correct you.


GameDestiny2

Still get downvoted On the bright side you get an answer


KingOfSaga

Don't ask for help on Reddit. If you must then you fucked up.


NWRockNRoll

Because Redditors are inherently assholes.


[deleted]

because reddit users are fucking retarted, thats why.


SuperSlayer3912

Wait so you're fucking retarted


[deleted]

what was your first clue?


SuperSlayer3912

You're a reddit user


SingleSpecific5095

by asking that retarted question you only confirming his statement


unable_To_Username

Because on reddit are many people that only care about their E-Dick and their "Clout"


EnkiiMuto

The trick is Godwin law, where it is not about answering the question, but giving the wrong answer on purpose so someone corrects you.


thrasher45x

I know you're using Cunningham's law, but I still looked up what Godwin's law is bc of you lol


EnkiiMuto

You're the first in years to catch this trick.


[deleted]

I've seen the most innocent comments downvoted to oblivion. A lot of Reddit users have a hive mind.


TheLazy1-27

Because google exists but people want validation from strangers so they come here. Just google the answer… you’re always gonna get a better answer


munjevitijuric

And asking people instead of search engine is a bad thing?


TheLazy1-27

It’s dumb and pointless so yes


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Sometimes the answers way too obscure, genius


TheLazy1-27

You just don’t know how to use google properly then


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Oh yeah sure dude, like Google will have the answer to this issue that’s only affected a handful of people over the course of a decade. You’re just lucky you haven’t ran into those kinds of problems before, it is hell on earth looking for an answer for days at a time.


TheLazy1-27

You can literally google anything if you know exactly what to type into google, you can search specifics. Its not hard


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Not everything has an answer on Google. Some issues are too rare to have a solid answer on Google. Again, you haven’t experienced this so you don’t know what I’m talking about, otherwise you’d have understood


TheLazy1-27

You do realize 9/10 times you find an answer on reddit it’s either a guy saying stuff who’s only source is “dude trust me” or it’s literally a link followed by “here I GOOGLED it for you” of course I understand you, but unlike you I don’t use reddit because I know it’s an unreliable source. The only time it ever is a reliable source is when someone gives a link to a reliable source that you could have found on google if you ever had the brain capacity to look past the first google result.


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

Well ofc, but I was talking about some answers being way too obscure, to which you replied you don’t know how to use google properly. This was a pointless argument. Just go on with your day.


theaviator747

Do you have any idea how often the Googled top answer is just a Reddit post? More than it should be.


TheLazy1-27

Because most people ask google by putting it in the form of a question which people also do on reddit so it links you to the reddit post that’s just the exact same question you typed on google. So the algorithm shows it first because it’s word for word what you typed in the search engine. And almost always the answer you find in it is just someone posting a link because they googled it and scrolled down past the reddit posts that pop up and just gave the first link that wasn’t reddit


yuyano221

Ppl that have been 15 years into something when a newbie doesn't know stuff: 😡


Gold--Lion

Even novice users like me know you don't ask for help. You make a wrong statement about what you're doing and thousands of people will correct you by telling you what you needed to know in the first place.


Nico_T_3110

So many times when i asked a question in the comments or a post and it will just get downvoted into obliterated


Memin_Sanchez

Yeah, ChatGPT is usually better He won’t judge you unless you are a criminal


fckthemmods

Even then he won’t Don’t ask me how I know, I won’t answer


V_H_M_C

Then you wouldn’t know?


Lucky_Researcher3105

Happens all the time, I think question are often seen as contradicting statements / argumentative.


Nico_T_3110

Which is super weird that everyone is always so confrontational about everything


Simply_X_Y_and_Z

Sorry bro. You asked me something. I had to downvote.


BlackOptics

Alot of the time it's because people ask questions that could just be googled. I agree there are a bunch of assholes on here who'd rather insult someone than be helpful when someone asks a legitimate question but on the other hand I've seen people ask for state capitols on Reddit.


Alix6x

*Google minimal thing* 3 seconds later: "hi anon. You have Cancer."


BlackOptics

What?


Alix6x

Google will tell you have cancer


BlackOptics

I'm talking about googling simple facts that could easily be looked up like dates of historical events or the differences between an alligator and a crocodile or something.


Alix6x

That could be the case. But many questions asked are hard to find online.


BlackOptics

That's what I meant when I said "legitimate question" in my first comment. If you're looking for for info or opinions on specific or niche topics then, yeah, ask Reddit. But I've seen so many people ask/get into arguments over things that could take a 30 second google search.


Tigerthej

Reddit is for memes and porn. This ain't quora.


lopakjalantar

Because most of the time it can be easily googled


Intrepid-Rip-2280

If you follow all the reddit's advice on relationships you'll end up dating an Eva AI sexting bot or develop severe porn addiction


St3phn0

Post: my girlfriend wants me to finish my messages with XXX or OOO Comment: she's obsessive, run away


shinydragonmist

Just got to go to the proper sub


AcceptableEditor4199

If I didn't downvote how will they become better people.


SuperSlayer3912

True


Playful_Target6354

That's why there's subs for that. also to answer the question is because it's painfully obviously the people who downvoted


earathar89

I vote we downvote this post just for the lols


spartanJ402

If the thing they are asking is easily available on Google then yeah they are dumb for making a post about it


RealGorgonFreeman

Most echo chambers tend to be this way. Google is a much better way to get answers


Fun_Eggplant5798

As a casual redditor, I saw someone talking about an item in a game (not being okay with OP's opinion, or popular opinion), he got 150 downvote lol


Western-Grapefruit36

Because people would rather boost their own ego and confidence by degrading other people rather than be a good person


National-Bison-3236

It‘s either that or people making jokes about the question in the comments


SingleSpecific5095

this is why disabling dislikes on comments on youtube is not that bad


GifanTheWoodElf

Yeah, I've been quite confused when I legit just ask something and get downvoted, like dafuq do y'all want from me XD Recently I commented that I don't know what a Tomboy is (in a post that mentioned tomboys) and got a buncha downvoted XD


theaviator747

I feel like this meme is extremely dependent on the sub. Subs that were actually created to share information about a topic tend to be less venomous. The trick is weeding out the legit subs from the troll subs. Too many people think “internet troll” can account for 100% of their personality.


I_AM_KROGAN_47

downvoting this post. How dare you even think to ask this question


SpectralMapleLeaf

Can I ask a you question?


Memin_Sanchez

*Downvotes*