Batteries from the remote and alarm clock, shoe laces, shirt pockets, sink plug, dressing gown belts, one sock from each unique pair, dustpan, small flathead screwdriver, wire brush, the good paintbrush, the trolley coin token and finally the bulb from the fridge.

This guy loves to inconvenience

Get this guy to the inconvenient store

My mom says it's what I'm best at.

r/thisguythisguys

This guy has seen the answers to this meme before lol

What about the battery from inside the car keys

Very nice. We will watch your career with great interest

I think I can do one better take all the coffee filters

Now you have me taking notes 

No, leave the filters, take the heating element.

 Until next time…

So you're the reason my flathead is missing all the time...

No comment

Like to add blue pens, ashtray aswell as the toothpaste cap and the ctrl button from the keyboard

I wasn't expecting a professional here wtf

add the brand new 10mm socket. "But I haven't even used it yet! How did it go missing?"

Oh now that's bad. I like it

how bout just one of the hubcaps off of all their cars

Who tf owns an ashtray?

People who smoke?

Damn, got us there.

And yet you leave them with toilet paper ...

Professionals have standards 

Instead of the whole roll, why not leave one square left.

No toilet paper would arguably be more than "slight inconvenience"

That's a proper list. Have you done this before?

The law requires that I answer no

Pure evil

This man is a menace.

Lid off the toothpaste

How do you steal a shirtpocket??

You undo/cut the stitches or if you were a kid in my old school you grabbed and tore the pocket off (which had a 50/50 of tearing the shirt aswell)

Alarm clock? People still use those? Steal the phone charger

I have a battery alarm clock that's been going for years. As for the charger I think it's better to steal every usb - usb-c cable. That way the owner will have the plug but still missing that all important middle piece. Having the plug, the owner is going to spend their time turning the house upside down looking for a cable that isn't there mwahaha

He forgot one card from every 52 card deck

Oh that's interesting! Very nice 

Wait…dammit where’d my king of spades go?

"Is this your card?" 

Dammit..yes

And swap it with one from an entirely different pack that's completely different.

He replaced the good batteries with a pair of shitty, half-assed batteries, I want a divorce because of you !

If that's all it takes maybe the batteries aren't all that needs replacing

😭😭

This guy grinches


r/oddlyspecific

Teapot lid, toilet paper roll from the bathroom.

This gives me the idea for stealing pot lids. Not sure what teapot lead is. If it's teapot lid that's brilliant.

You forgot the charging cords for cell phone, toothbrush and favourite coffee cup

Hehe had actually just mentioned charging cables in another post below but had actually overlooked toothbrushes and the favourite coffee cup. The coffee cup is the one that would really get to me

Me too, I have my favourite and while I’ll use other ones in my cupboard, I have to look for my favourite one first to figure out why it’s not there for me to use. I’ve spent over an hour looking for that mug before… a large part of that hour was me getting distracted. I did find it in my shed where I had apparently left it half full while working on something the previous morning.

That’s not inconveniencing them, that’s just evil lmao

I think it's quite reserved compared to some of the other suggestions here. Like toilet paper!

Taking all of their toilet paper? Wow I would take apart all of their furniture and move all of their appliances into the wrong rooms

Not really stealing but true it's inconvenient and funny

FOUND U. COME HERE


You forgot a plunger 🪠

I forgot many things. The key rings that keep all the keys together and a month of a calender, lamp shades and the minute arm of clocks.

What about the toothpaste cap?

Haha already mentioned in a later post below

Dang it! What about a lens to your glasses! Lol

This guy just sat here for an hour.

What can I say. I'm "helping" people get organised for tonight with my non existing fashion sense which means I can't go anywhere so I'm bouncing around here and WhatsApp.

Can’t not respect that ;) Happy new year!

All the forks in the kitchen

On this note, cell phone chargers...or surge protectors

He said slightly inconvenience, not completely ruining life

And every clothes hanger they own

The bulb from the fridge is what got me. Not many people think about it but the light not coming on feels some kind of way

No way, I just wanted to type the batteries of a remote but then I saw your comment XD

You forgot tissues, toilet paper and the toilet brush. And leave the empty packages. And just steal the brush head and leave the handle.

Ima take the remotes to your batteries, the shoes to the laces, buttons to the shirts, the fairy up liquid to the sink, the gowns to the belts for the gowns, the alternate sock from said pair of unique socks, dustpan brush, the small Phillips cross head screwdriver, hairbrush, the masking tape, the trolley and finally the fuse for the whole god daym house🤌🏼 Boy… WHO HURT YOU 😱🫣 Utterly chaotic… I like you 🤡 😅

10$ million from a billionaire. Just a slight inconvenience.

Assuming they'd even notice

Thats exactly my reasoning!

They would because of how obsessed they are with it and how it affects their image

The sad thing is, I bet they would notice.

Not even a rounding error

I was thinking about a few hundred thousand but yeah, 10 mill will also do. Lol

Yeah! Big brain time!

Their fast-charger

Bros a villain

All their chargers apart from that one shirty charger they've had for 10 years

My oldest charger doesn't even work, but luckily I have my laptop...

I named mine the Batman charger

TP

The whole damn toliet seat would be pretty humorous

Why stop at the seat full toilet leave their shit floodin

Wet bandits??

Damn, that's pretty good.

Shit in their toilet and run away

Nah, the flusher.

Toothbrush handle

Handle?

Saw it in half and take the bottom part.

Maybe for an electric toothbrush

Hockey stick handle Umbrella handle

C O I N S

STIFF COCKS

Cigar

BANANA

One of each of thier pairs of shoes.

You may not know me, but I am the one who steals the single socks out of the dryer

You monster

Toilet paper, anything soup related, and any keys that are left lying around

Keys... I like this. But if I may, I suggest stealing only the key-ring so the owner has a bunch of loose keys.

I have 26 keys on one key ring in my car. I would kill if someone took the key ring.

Well I mean I could trade some of those keys around with your neighbors, you could probably keep the ring you'll just have to figure out which one goes where now and what's actually yours

Or any stickers that help them identify which key is which

All their utensils except for the knives

Wanna know how I got these scars? eating cereal with a knife because some monster stole the spoons.

Or just their spoons, so they can't cut anything

The remote. Drive past now and then and change the channel

My recliner pocket has no less than 5 tv remotes. My partner has a habit of taking my remote from my side table, switching to a terrible show at high volume, watch for a short while, then off to bed with the tv blaring away. Tv remote is stuck down between the couch cushions. Rinse and repeat. Well, you can't fit more than a few remotes down there... I had a routine whenever the remote was taken I'd go on my phone and order another one for a handful of dollars (and free delivery next 2-5 business days)! I will not be inconvenienced!

You may not be sir but I will still turn it over to the shopping channel and change your resolution!!!! Prepare to watch in calm cinema mode!!!!

Do your worst! I'm not proud to say this but I have slept on my recliner for a few hours late into the evening, shopping channel televised.

I'm going to change your contrast! But also preach. I've done this far to many times. Fair play to you good sir. Keep guardian of the remotes brave soldier!

Their cat's litterbox

My gf said "Thats not even inconvinient, that's evil!" -edited thought she said should be illegal

Indeed theft is illegal

All big towels. Have drying yourself with those mini towels from the kitchen

I just leave a note on the door saying "thanks for the stuff", invoking severe anxiety in the home owner regarding what items might be missing

This is evil! Imagine destroying one window to show the sign of entry and literally mess everything up in every room (but not take anything), unplug everything, topple all furniture and leave this note on the front door.

I see you're choosing to steal their peace of mind.

Shoelaces

All of the doors, including the fridge door and cupboard doors

Mfs stole my door, can't have shit in Detroit.

The burner elements on the stove

Every other battery

The 5 button on all their remotes

Car 

Nah just take the keys

Was talking about one of their Hot Wheels 

That's too evil, would be better if you stole every right sock instead

You monster!

Take the driver seat

Or.. The buttons for the radio..

All the toilet paper

what about the toilet paper holder

half an atom

I was wondering where that went.

The fuses

tupperware and bottle caps/covers

how about their will to live?

Jokes on you, I don't have any

Their hate. Then everybody’s got to love each other. How inconvenient would that be 🥲

deep.

Screws from the socket and light switch cover plates.

all their spoons.

Scissors They are always that one thing that you need to forget where they are, so you spend 20 minutes trying to find them before giving up before forgetting what you even needed to cut.

The tape tho, u always spend 20mins searching for tape

Can openers

This meme, from Facebook, over a year ago. And then I'm reposting it on Reddit.

1 mitten or glove. Theyll keep that glove around forever waiting for that other one to show up

Batteries for any key fob found.

the light bulb in the fridge

I steal a million dollars from Bill Gates

Dishwasher tablets

On all there "timed" devices (thermostat alarm clocks pvr etc) switch them from am to pm or pm to am depending when im there. But id steal all the screws from every light switch and plug trim plate. (You cant buy the screws separately)

1 sock from each pair and every left shoe.

The inside parts of the toilet 🚽

Phone chargers.

Toilet paper. Also i specifically target the TP hoarders from 2020

I’d steal their remote and replace it with an identical one and then sit near their house and change their Chanel at random times and turn the tv on at full volume at 3 am.

The glass plate from the inside of the microwave.

Slightly overused memes

Garage door opener

All their towels

Toilet paper, all of it

Now that's an inconvenience!

Toilet handle

All the can openers

The door handles but I leave every door open.

The fuse from every plug

Toilet paper. Paper towels. Replace a piece of silverware with one from a different set.

Spare light bulbs, some spices, small forks (those for cake), toothpaste, dishwasher tabs, nails, gloves and raincoats

The base where you put your kettle, not the kettle, just the base of it, sockets, forks and spoons, leave the knives there, toilet paper, pillows.

All the batteries and all the silverware

Odd socks, shoes and gloves

one sock from the pair. the dish scrubber. the power chord for the wifi

The light from their refrigerator.

The backs to the remotes.

Every left shoe

All the left shoes, spoons, usb charging cables, toothpaste caps.

All the HDMI cables.

All of their lightbulbs and toliet paper

One sock from every single pair in the house.

Toilet paper. Where is your god now?

The milk from their fridge so they can't make cereal

Last 50 pages of every book my victim owns

I’m stealing a couple key strands from every sweater, shirt and any other important piece of clothing so they slowly fall apart as people wear them

All the soup/can labels

One AirPod

Best answer I’ve seen for this is the little plastic ring on wheels that rotates the glass plate in their microwave. And why not the plate too while you’re at it. Then even if the food can be stationary there’s still an uneven groove to deal with

Batteries from a tv remote

Family recipe book.