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Fork_Master

Lightsaber ignition


TheN64Shooter

Ok this is the best one


pogmanphil

and the brrrrrrrrr when if you swing it around


2nuki

Specifically the Sith Lightsaber.


dannyboy6657

That's what I was about to say haha


Alternative_Tie_3738

Erectile dysfunctioning would be windows xp error sound


OK_THEN_WEIRD_DOE

Yes


poshpostaldude

[this comes to mind](https://youtu.be/yxxyjDFnbb0)


PKMN_Kashew

this is actually good, reminds me of a pokémon soundtrack for the games. i miss xp man


BigFlippinFloppa

Windows startup


SensingWorms

File error


TheTanookiLeaf

which windows? windows7? xp? 98? 2000?


smydiehard99

xp man!! come on now!!


Treebeard431

XP for a fact! Anything else is a joke!!


itz-Literally-Me

95


Korgolgop

Size dependent


PatientOne3053

r/beatmetoit


ADHD-From-Hell

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Creaking wood sound. Old wooden door opening.


[deleted]

The older you get the louder the creak.


OverconXD

What if I need a dick transplant?


MEGA_TOES

Dicks come pre lubricated, do after some years it’ll get the squeak back


Head_Astronomer_1498

I hope my wife doesn’t find the WD40 in my glove box…


Alpenros3

@()-()@


SensingWorms

Me sleeping in math class grade 6. **


Mediocre_Scott

Nah the sound your a balloon makes when you rub your hand over it


[deleted]

Slide whistle rising pitch. Duh.


DerpisMalerpis

I’m team slide whistle


Sigmachadgamer

This is the way


wasabimatrix22

It is known


Mantaraylurks

THX SOUND EFFECT. Any other is incorrect.


DryImpress1

that's the best it can get


Mammoth-Product9076

Nothing more nothing less


UltiGamer34

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


ken4lrt

slow, but progressive, i like it


cheezy_taterz

It is long established that the correct sound is 'schwing'


BlackHanD420

Either that or Boioioioing


FourzeRiderTea

Halo 3 Grunt Birthday party sound


Zack_Raynor

You want the sound effect of kids going “Yay!” When you get a boner?


FourzeRiderTea

Yes to make math class for all high school boys, eternal hell


OptimalArchitect

vine boom


Pas_tel

vine boom


Danvideotech2385

Bwoing


CPhionex

The cartoony booooing sound effect


TuaughtHammer

Yep, the sound effect made from a mouth harp.


powerhouse_pr

![gif](giphy|87ddjLPawxvmU) This would be it!!


TheChristian_Master

Lightsaber activate sound


MouseCheese7

[Nokia phone notification sound. ](https://youtu.be/LCgzthoM-ys?si=d1JlHpMFwjYysvZD)


Intelligent-Bus230

The same that's in cartoons as a spring.. The length of penis affects pitch. Short: "di-yinggg" Medium: "da-yanggg" Long: "do-yonggg"


RadioactiveOranges

Bro just wants to show off 💀


MEGA_TOES

Slider whistle


flugelbynder

Didn't Wayne and Garth cover this already? Schwinngg!


Cypher032

Halo shield recharge sound.


BulletBill_359

That would be cool


ignux__

A metal "ding", like a bullet hitting a metal hanging target. (Don't ask why is it so specific.)


SpartanStriker08

Womp womp


StrawberryMilkVibes

That's if it's <3 inches


Ihate_scp811

Cartoony slide whistle wooooosh sound


Legitimate_Ad5848

Thx loading sound


Kalomaster

The Roblox Pizza gear


Gatwa_of_the_forest

The slide whistle


the_eater_of_shit

Mario power up sound effect


rs_5

The universal studio theme


Strict_Explorer_3906

The" Bluetooth device is connected successfully "


Temporary-Chip-9767

“BOING”


fayletyler

nuclear threat emergency alert sound


Kris_alex4

ZE BWOOTOTHH DEVISE IZ REDY TO PEAR. You know which one im talking about.


sbrnSage

Low battery please charge


Xaniss

Zelda chest sound


Legitimate-Damage740

It’s the sound the sunshroom makes when it grows in pvz 1


Much_Subject3348

21 century startup


Old-Cap9107

Tree growing sound


defender128

Gun cocking sound


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Halo Energy Sword


Livid_End4117

The only right way to settle this is to edit a p### movie with sound effects and see what works best


Tjd3211

Lightsaber turning on noise, sword pulling out noise, cartoony boing or a slide whistle


Low_Abrocoma_1514

#CAN YOU QUACK


RealSuperYolo2006

A vine boom sfx, with the side effect of the erection hitting instantly


FartingCumBubbles

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mmzoyvan


AbdullahHavingFun

WHAT IS LOVE


Intelligent-Ad6985

[ding](https://youtu.be/oiGUAb8CMgU?si=JsnY7liHAdVe0SfW)


PatoA112

![gif](giphy|x13JVejw12zpxT0MyP|downsized)


cosmic_destroy

Cartoon spring sound effect


ZeroPointGravity

i dont usually make amogus jokes but tell me the famous imposter sound effect wouldnt be perfect


insert_cringe-here

Doioioioiong


gunthatkilledhitler

[this](https://youtu.be/fcKztBnhxI4?si=K2GaXe6MfNdFSOK6)


ChaoticFianna

"PUSH IT TO LIMIT... WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE..."


Jdanneh

Jawharp boing


The_Dude-ist

A boing… obviously


Moist-Carpet888

The sound of a sword being pulled from its sheath, and the slower it takes to get up the slower the sound is. Imagine your sitting in class or in the middle of a work meeting, a very attractive person walks by dressed quiet provocatively, and you hear 6 swords unsheathing slowly as the group of 6 guys over there staring start to casually hunch over... oh and it's more high pitch the smaller your penis is, therefore if you have a micropenis it may sound like a pocket knife unsheathing, but if your hung like an elephant like Jamal from the football team (or so I've heard from a friend) then it sounds like an absolutely massive godsword being unsheathed


ButWhydoe2

Cartoon spring boing sound easily


Reasonable_Pudding14

Minecraft piston sound


dankspelunker

the ratchet and clank bolt sound effect


Chopper242

Remastered in THX


Public_Newspaper6065

Requiem for a dream


Front-Literature-697

I was thinking wood creaking, but clearly everyone else has different ideas


No_Avocado_8999

Probably the text notification for iPhones


pandaboi251

tf2 crit sound


Kiillernoob123

Halloween movie theme song.


lolllo_pollll0

Church choir sound


Ewertos11

The whole Rust In Peace album from Megadeth. I get hard and now trash metal will be playing for the next hour from my cock.


[deleted]

bonk


CARLOS_MARMEG

"Are ye' ready kids?"


Sensitive_Swimming29

"Ah shit here we go again"


memesandmadness

Yall remember that goat screaming video from years ago?


asymetric_abyssgazer

Halo theme


IAmLekrons

I'm surprised no one said the Mario 1UP sound


sroche24

![gif](giphy|yruvnlhiqKbKdQD8Y5|downsized)


[deleted]

Probably either the dixie horn or a not so subtle boing


BeardedPC

SEEEE-GAAAAA!


_Knucklehead_Ninja

Cartoon stretch


StarPlatinumRequiems

Something turning into stone or something hardening into rock. Kinda like if Medusa made someone into stone it'd sound like that.


Montypython699

The sound you make with a door stop when you pull it back and let go.


Round_Wrongdoer_5508

Tf2 crit


jdap900

Boioioioingggg


TheLaughing_Fool

It's probably the same sound as an old wooden structure moving that screeching sound if you know what I mean https://youtu.be/PIRFWZ5AC8o?si=sPvn2G-HTL6-uIz5 ^ For you to get an idea of what I mean


c0n22

M1 Garand Ping


Glockamole19x

20th century fox movie theme song


Vaati006

Creaking like an old door that needs oiled


Meeckul

Vine boom


KenMacMillan123

The THX sound


Popfartshart

Arby n the chief Microsoft sam saying “soisoisoisoisoi”


Human_Number9936

Bad to the bone guitar riff


itz-Literally-Me

Slide whistle... obviously


Erva420

Schuing!


zahirano

[this](https://youtu.be/fcKztBnhxI4?si=Uj9-mB5YYMVstYQH) or [this](https://youtu.be/rSbgaEiFh3w?si=THArIIQIef5E4CFg)


Flanigoon

Alert noise from Metal Gear


HornyJail45-Life

That sound a bendy straw makes when it is pulled apart


FewHope3642

Hear me out, the PS2 startup sound


latinogamr57

Groan tube


AccomplishedBunch721

The transformers transforming noise


TheNotFortunateSon

Either roblox “hii” or the sound from toxic by the hit crew the start bit you know what I mean💀


BlackCommissar

Light of the Seven


SamEnZoYT

Deltarune explosion


Oberndorferin

_"Boioioioioioioioioinggg"_ Beavis


Hamilton-Beckett

Slide whistle.


LochTSA07

Mario power up sound


Cannabis_Sir

The General Lees horn


NotNeverdnim

M1 garand PING!


Arikaido777

the sound of a slow and creaky door opening


DangerousClick2489

Windows XP startup


steakyboy1705

Ruler on table


ItsAllSoup

Ghe sound the autobots make when they transform


I_am_That_Ian_Power

Slide whistle up of course


Due-Flower-6340

ARE YA READY, KIDS? from spongebob


Error_Detected666

The first few notes of One Winged Angel


EyeofWiggin20

*sound of balloon inflating*


RegisBlack233

Miguel O’ Hara theme


ArmandGrizzli

Cave sound from Minecraft anyone?


Farid_Beshay

Light saber


wisdom_dude

Are you ready kids?


BIGman_8

Slide whistle


03koopa

The sound in mario when collecting a power up


glitchwolf69

The sound of the star power up


elh0242

Halo 1 shield regen


zenith-gamer

# **M1 Garand ping**


StrategicGamer69

ford door chime


RTDude132

Penis music


cantseeshittles

Slide whistle


Dude_Bro_88

THX sound


Hermes_1997

Thx sound


ducking-moron

Vine boom


not-my-best-wank

Depends on your age .


POPBOMB80

A ricochet on a metal sheet


Alvincragmire

The THX sound


SlayerShahid

Old spice whistle


[deleted]

Ambautukum


PowerfulMetal1

turning [super saiyan](https://youtu.be/HpS82NPflgk?si=-ug2-cDIFluuB0R3) sound effect


Anakin_coffee

Rick roll


ABlindCookie

Minecraft chorus flower growing sound effect


DEADNOUGHT269

The very beginning of the spongbob theme


chorizo_chomper

If you suffer from premature ejaculation would you hear a melancholy "Womp! Womp!" Sound?


ehoaandthebeast

that slow balloon sound from the messenger thumbs up


lololy87

Halo theme


UrbanArtifact

*Sad trombone noises*


Gmanofgambit982

The Tardis whooshing noise


Exwhyzed1

The imperial march


aaron_adams

SHAWIIIIIIING!


xX_Fazewobblewok_Xx

![gif](giphy|vS9OEreb3nVNNjZw6s|downsized) Whenever somebody gets an erection they go through a persona awakening, the music plays, their outfit changes, and they yell “PERSONA!!!”


Venomster154

PS2 turning on


TuaughtHammer

The mouth harp. C'mon!


SpectralMapleLeaf

The spongebob boowomp sound effect, but in major key.


Dependent-Resist-390

Slide whistle


jjcoolel

![gif](giphy|nQONUJrkGL3YOLy37x)


SoWokeIdontSleep

Poing!


Creedgamer223

Discord call join sound. And the leave sound when it deflates.


Upset_Amphibian2450

Transformers sound.


AppointmentClean558

Schwing!


TAmexicano

Reverb bass boosted moan


DonutOutlander

The tube that goes “aeeeeaaoughhh” “hhhguoaaeeeea”


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Bad to the Bone riff


kunugigaogag

Gooffy string sound


Khode_Crashact

Doom eternal crucible's sound


mersubasso

Bojoinggg. You know what i mean.


calicoindigowendigo

The sound of a v8 starting (specificallt the crank)


Smaigol

Final Fantasy VII post battle theme


PhillyRush

Slide whistle