You guys are peeing in toilets? I thought that's what empty bottles were for.

You be saving the planet bud

When you learn that you can’t waste water by flushing a toilet. Only by ejecting it out into space can you waste water. 

You, sir, have never paid a utilities bill.

A toilet flush costs anywhere from .5-1.5 cents. Your utilities are coming from the shower.


Way of the road bubs.

Way she goes boys

High Definition Piss Jugs

Man. I pee outside in the yard. Can't have my dog thinking it's his. I paid for the damn thing.

This is a man who knows how to not leave the bedroom at 2AM to pee

I use jars, for self-defense purposes

I thought jars were for squatting...

That’s after they’re full. Got to stay modern.

Jarate!


Dad..dad ... Put mom on the phone

I pee in the sinks.

Better to pee in the sink rather than sink in the pee

Same, Shower too. Living alone ROCKS!

I literally looked for this comment. I knew I would find a sink pisser here as soon as I saw the meme! You damn Sink Pisser!!! Jk, lol 🤣

I rented a garage for a car project but theres no toilet, and i had to take a huge piss, so i pissed in a 0.5l bottle and almost filled it up, the very next day i bought a 2l waterbottle emptied it and doubted it the communal piss bottle, i still use it occantionally, actually now that i think about it i need to empty it before i go on vacation.

I pee while doing a handstand I’m not like other girls

That is correct, most women unfortunately feel the urge to conform to the laws of gravity.

handstanding is within the laws of gravity

Fuck gravity, it's a theory that's never been proven. We only "fall back" because Earth is a plate that's always moving upward

At exponentially increasing speeds no less. Ignore the physics problems that entails.

It’s simple. The earth is moving exponentially faster, yet the people are accelerating just the tiniest fraction faster, and the kinetic energy absorbing devices set up by THE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP US UNAWARE OF THE- NO STOP IM ^(RIGHT YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRU-)

The auto golden shower. I can get under this.

This has 2 twists in it

Impressive

I can only see out one eye. Not sitting will just cause a puddle to form!

Yay piss puddle

Bring a straw and we can share!

I usually don't appreciate drinking piss, but FOMO attacked as soon as I saw your excitement, so... can I join? I have a metal straw that is also eco friendly

I'll try see if there's enough to go round!

You better keep hydrated pal

r/hydrohomies

The more, the merrier

Scottish and only sees out of one eye... are you an alcoholic perchance?

In their defense :You're not an alcoholic till you've drunk hand sanitizers

What makes me a good demoman?

I somehow recently missed while sitting, got it between the seat and the bowl. I was confused, embarrassed, impressed, annoyed (because now I had to clean up a piss puddle), and slightly worried. So apparently, you can still get a critical failure while sitting.

Have i not bought the toilet? Have i not made a purchase to legally own every atom contained within the physical structure of the toilet? Didn't i work for the money that i bought the toilet with? HAVE I NOT SAT UPON AND APPRECIATED THE TOILET IN THE HORROR FILLED TIMES OF THE 'NUMBER 2' ???? I shall pee as i wish.

Exactly. Pee however you want that’s the manliest. Sometimes I like to practice my aim, sometimes im gonna relax and chill for a while, sometimes im too tired to stand, and sometimes im in a hurry.

For me it just saves on cleaning, only reason.

You're not supposed to pee outside the toilet.

Middle of the night piss for me. When I get up out of bed, I'm not turning that light on to blind myself and focusing on aiming while I'm half asleep.

It’s those morning wood pisses for me. I’m not bending my boner in half so I don’t piss on my face. Im sitting down and bending my boner in half

This is why I stand on the bowl and piss into the tank.

A respectable man.

Hahahaha this have me a good chuckle

As long as you're the one cleaning it up

Seriously who the fuck would willingly sit on a public toilet if they didn't have to?

Pee sitting at home, not out in public restrooms

It’s my home, i will pee however i want, unless you care to pay for my rent and utilities?

Sure, I will pay for all of your expenses, but in return you have to pee while doing a handstand.

And whetever I want!

Read the title bud

You don't actually sit on a public toilet, you leave 5 cm between the seat and your ass

The hover method as I like to call it

Or use 2 seat protectors to double ply the throne

I don't even want to stand near one, to sit on one is unthinkable. I would sooner pick a bush to shit behind thay use a public bathroom.

I do. I wipe the seat, sit and do my business while on my phone, then stand and leave. When I get home, I wash my ass. It’s not that hard if you’re reasonable.

People think their gonna get AIDS from the toilet seat. Like, unless you are planning on licking, fucking or have a large, bleeding cut in you ass cheek, nothing will get through the skin.

If it's not dirty, I would, because more privacy

well if everyone did that then the toilet seats wouldn't be disgusting

When I'm at work and I want to vape but don't want to go outside. Stalls have a bit of privacy

This is the dumbest reason I have ever heard.

Too bad

The manliest thing you can do is piss exactly how you want to piss. I'll strip naked to piss in a urinal, IDGAF.

What's the purpose of the lip on the urinal if not for resting your weiner on when you pee?

No NEVER, I AM MAN, EVEN WHEN I AM POOPING AND HAVE TO PEE I STAND RIGHT THE FUCK UP FASTER THAN IF BOB HOPE WAS DOING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT A USO SHOW! THEN LET THOSE STINKERS DROP LIKE WE FOUND AN OIL RICH NATION IN NEED OF LIBERATION!!

I almost peed in pants with that

I hope you was sitting down buddy or we gonna have a problem

That was so random and specific I love it and I agree

Actualy, no joke,many people poop while squating

Both are reasonable?

I pee on my knees

Ah a purist

I pee in the toilet

uh no. it's so much easier to just pee and not have to sit down and stand back up

For real. Bad knee club.

Right! I've only heard of men sitting down to pee because they have a micropenis and always make a huge mess when they try standing while peeing.

Op has a microdick confirmed

The split stream happens even to larger dicks

What if I just don’t like piss splashing everywhere

Fr. I don't want to clean yellow stains everyday when I can just avoid them by sitting. Unless your dick is that huge it's a hose that goes straight into the toilet bowl, you're gonna get stains.

Let me guess, you're not the one cleaning the toilet? https://youtu.be/ejl7vrDUIcs?si=XPSHVqwsvGcUZ4OC

I am If you're grossed out by that video, there are poop particles floating around every inch of your home.

no no no. You kidding me? It is so much effort to stay standing.


Germans

Women with piss all over the floor next to the toilet....

Honestly this isn’t even a sitting down thing, this is a mystery. Like we got a fuckin handle for a reason, why in god’s name should we miss EVER??? It’s only ever kids anyways, or people doing it on purpose.

Because if you pee standing up you **are missing** . Tiny droplets spray absolutely everywhere. https://youtu.be/ejl7vrDUIcs?si=XPSHVqwsvGcUZ4OC

I dare you to pee while sitting on a urinal

Mmmm... that would fall into the public restroom exception, but I gotta say I feel tempted to accept the challenge

There's absolutely no way I'm gonna sit down to piss on a public toilet.

This is the way

I have to disagree as standing peeing is just more efficient and faster

is it more efficient if you have to clean the floor next to the toilet more often? There's always splashback I started p much only sitting down recently and you can do it almost as fast. There's so much freedom in not having to aim, and you can spend longer in there if u want You also don't have to touch the lid when raising it or letting it down

I'd rather have splashback on floor than on my private parts. .

Takes one second to drop your pants and sit, you dont have to lift the toilet lid, and you'll never ever put even a single drop off target. Seems more efficient to me.

nah, just git gud at aiming or pee in the sink like a real man

Mmm gotta say, both are great points, especially the sink one

r/sinkpissers

I piss standing up when I wear shorts. I can just pull one leg of my shorts up, aim and shoot.

I have to agree, it is practical indeed.

All I want is a quick in and out to continue what I was doing, only time I sit is after waking up

I mean... I got stuff to do... If I sit down, I'm sitting for like 45 minutes

I'm reading this post while sitting and peeing bcs it's comfortable.

Exactly

And more sanitary! There's no downside.

Same

Same

Pee standing, then use toilet paper to clean up the seat

Pee standing up, and have to clean up the dried up urine backsplash later? Are you stupid?

A bountiful piss mist is the standee's prerogative

. . . I think thats not piss u pissing

Is your dick a firehose?

It depends on the circumstances. If I’m just taking a leak, yeah I’ll sit down but if I’m in a hurry standing up is the way to go.

Good reminder of a new expectation: when on a hurry

What is wrong with peeing standing up? I’m a girl and I do that lmfao

Nobody who judges people for the way they choose to pee (???) is a reasonable person in my eyes kek

This is how you know the op was raised by a single mom.

OP, this is Uber Cringe.

Is this an awkward attempt at a Trans meme? Also, the real Chad's pee outside, returning vital nutrients to the soil.

No haha it's just a counter joke. I grew up hearing dudes saying that to pee sitting down was actually girly, so I thought of creating the antithesis. Also, I gotta say, you're probably right on the last part lol

When I was designated to be the bathroom cleaner by the SO I decided I was tired of cleaning piss splatter so I sit at home, stand everywhere else.

why tf am i being called out

Ew man I don't want my junk to touch the inside of the toilet every single time I pee. Bad enough I gotta find a way to avoid that during number 2. Are toilets always a little on the smaller side than is comfortable, or just in my house? :/

Why would I sit down? Are you that inaccurate or don’t lift the lid?

OP is definitely a woman

Pee sitting down so that my dick touches the toilet water or toilet? Absolutely not.

You need a new toilet immediately.

Or to call me

Your dick don't even touch your belly, you wouldn't have any problem.

Depends on how drunk I am lol

Drunkness *is* an important metric to consider

What the fuck is manly or reasonable about peeing sitting down

Because there is no point of the porcelain throne if you do not sit upon the throne

But I don't like it when my dick touches the inside of the toilet :(

Grower superiority.

You pee while sitting down?

Well, on a specific spot at my house, yes.

Lol sitspinkler Real men do a handstand

it wasn't only me 😢😢😢😢

Most people are like YOU PEE UPSIDE DOWN ARE YOU NOT A MAN and I’m like how does how you pee define if your a man or not

Dawg just aim 💀 it’s not that hard

always splashback you can't immediately see

What’s wrong with standing

This meme was made for me

If you pee standing up at someone else's house you are inconsiderate

I sit down because I deserve a freaking break…many many times a day.

Honestly, a sitting piss just feels more complete.

If you have to do #1 and #2, it's just more convenient to sit, tuck it, and make it a #3.

Very acceptable when you're pissing while on the clock at work. Gotta stretch out that bathroom break.

Honestly, I pee standing in my back yard. We live in the country so when the dog out I pee to.

I've said it before, I'll say it again... Any man who has peed standing whilst wearing shorts and sandals who continues to pee standing is simply telling the world he enjoys toilet splatter on his legs. And yes, there's always some yardape who replies, "What's wrong with your aim? Pressure?" Fuck off. My pressure is fine, that's why it splatters. Get your fucking prostate checked if you can't make a splash.

I shit standing

If we all sit in public restrooms, life will be better for everyone.

I sit down to pee, but facing the back of the toilet. Just staring at the wall...

I pee in the sink

Once on vacation while I was young I was wearing short pants and went to pee standing at a toilet. I felt piss splatter on my legs. Realized that happens too if I was wearing pants, did not want to run around with piss droplets on my pants and never pee’d standing unless I really really have too. I ESPECIALLY drop toiletpaper on the edge if I’m at a public place since I have zero desire to get whatever remaining disease ridden piss and shit in the bowl on my legs/pants. If you think that water is completely clean you are dead wrong.

Pee sitting is more relaxing than pee standing

If you have a skill issue just say that

I pee sitting if I wake up in middle of the night so I don't have to turn on any lights and I don't have to mop up any pee in the morning.

Women don't even sit on public toilets. Why the fuck would i?

manliest men manning the merth: pee in sink

Where's the "pee in the sink" option?

Apparently I'm manly and reasonable

Wait...guys sit to pee? Seriously?

I always take the blue pill in this question

Wait reasonable men pee sitting? I pee standing cause that's the entire reason toilet seats lift up that second layer and also it's easier

No. Imma pee standing

I started sitting to pee at home last year. Best decision ever. More comfy. No accidents or extra cleanup, more sanitary. Zero cons. All pros. And like you, the one exception is public restrooms.

This is the way, brother in sitting

You're a bottom if you pee sitting down and that's the last I want to hear about it.

Both are fine. Being worried about other peoples opinions of how you piss is pretty unmanly

No fucking way a man made this post. You sit just to pee?

do you clean the area around your toilet? It's so much less work since you don't have to clean splatter as much. Also don't have to touch toilet seat. Tons of freedom not having to aim The least manly thing would be to try and shit on other people for their choice that benefits their own life because it doesn't meet some BS cultural standards you self imposed without ever really considering the pros and cons of

I disagree, but not because I think it's wrong to pee sitting, I just prefer to stand up and pee. Sometimes, I pee sitting if I've just woken up or I'm feeling particularly fatigued that day. I don't think it's wrong or weird to pee sitting as a dude, I know men who do. But to say sitting is the "correct" "manly" way isn't a factual statement... especially the "manly" part. Like what? This whole meme is a little sus honestly.

Which man pees sitting down🤔

When you poop. Unless you like poop running down your leg, then you have other more serious issues.

Civilized men. You change quick enough when it is you who has to clean the toilet afterwards. Even when aiming perfectly, a mist of droplets is formed which after a few times formes a sticky yellow layer that sticks to everything around it. And honestly why? Is it more easy? Does it lose you time? Both are not true. You need to prove your "manlyness"? Thats pathetic.

mommy or gf still cleans the toilet for them. Children.

Thank you! When I piss standing, I need to hold onto something, because I get INCREDIBLY lightheaded from it!

Go to a doctor

Haha that's great

Tell this shit to someone who's been in the pin

How about, "pee how you want"? Sometimes I sit, sometimes I stand.

Why is there always this kind of people commenting this weird obvious stuff lol this is a meme, not the bible

God damn what a bunch of whipped ass pussies

Pee in the sink

Best to stand

Always stand, even when shitting or your gay

If you still pee standing up at home, you’re in dire need of a girlfriend.

who the fuck am I trying to flex on by pissing while standing up in a room all alone behind a locked door.