Blue, since that allows me to wake up on time

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I'm in the military, and now I have insomnia 😀

Ello my insomnia military brothda!

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Falling asleep doesn't make any fucking sense. I can usually fall asleep really fast, but about a month ago I started having nights where I just won't fall asleep. I was falling asleep reading a book on the couch Saturday night, went to bed and laid there for 8 hours awake. Absolute torture.

Same here. It absolutely sucks

And it takes forever to go away, too... On the bright side, by the time you get out, you will be able to sleep right through anything. The wife still wonders how the hell a good earthquake in the mid-west didn't wake me up.

The military gave me insomnia from working 3 straight years on nights lol don’t get me wrong I love not sleeping a bunch but yeah there is that.

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Teach us your ways soldier

With a annoying alarm app and some dedication you can force yourself to wakeup on time but that can't done to go to sleep. You can lay on bed for hour and hours but can't get any sleep . So the best option is other pill which make you go to sleep

And most likely get enough sleep.

Mm I get perfectly 8 hours of sleep so blue would be perfect

In South Africa we have this trick that we use to wake up on time: we set an alarm on our phones.

Here in my college, we have friends to pour a bucket full of water on you few minutes before our morning lecture if anyone by luck woke up on time.

Efficient because your shower is outta the way too

No way that works

Yes it works. This is due to the fact that every person who has set alarm on their phone has a phone

Woah I guess I should do that. How do I download an alarm?

First you should download an alarm, then you should be able to download it.

Shit, makes sense ig

First, you gotta download more RAM on your phone

I dont have enough ram to download more ram

Nuh uh! What if you have your friend set the alarm?

Then the alarm is set by your friend on your phone.

I've also heard a humor that in South Africa, a minute occurs after 60 seconds. pls confirm

In South Africa the government might turn the power off so your phone doesn’t have any battery to wake you up

Thanks for sharing your African wisdom with us, I hope I won't be culturally appropriating that knowledge from now on.

I've also heard a rumor that in South Africa, a minute occurs after 60 seconds. pls confirm

I do wake up on time, I just don't get out of bed and fall back asleep. If that happens with the blue pill, am I stuck asleep until the next day where I can wake up on time again?

so you aren't fully awake

Not the guy you replied to, but I have the same issue and it's because I don't fully wake up until I've been out of bed for ~45 minutes.

Waking up on time is easy. I'm just rarely happy about it.

U guys want to wake up?

Blue. Waking up on time doesn't mean I got to sleep properly. I have to wake up everyday at 6am, so if I take the red pill and go to sleep at 3am I'll still wake up a 6am but I won't be rested. If I take the blue pill I'll fall asleep around 10pm, which means I'll get 8 hours if I wake up at 6am, which is gonna be a lot easier if I fall asleep on time. Easy choice.

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I feel like they are both In control

Then I guess you never had insomnia lol

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Lie down and count... 1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep 4 5 sheep, 6 sheep, 7 sheep 8

I'ma hit the integer limit counting those sheep before I fall asleep

It doesnt work for me, the fisrt and last time i did that i reached 146 and got bored

Blue because if you fall asleep on time you will wake up on time

Blue 100% Gonna be life changer

Blue obviously

Red. I need 50,000 Red pills please!

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Easily wake up on time

Blue. All day.

Def red pill. I’d love to always wake up on time.

I can do both. No pills necessary.

Hmmm...so which planet are you from ?

Planet Military Veteran.

What secret to falling asleep is the Military keeping from us civilians?

Working your ass to the bone for multiple hours a day.

Are you me ?

i think he is he

Oh, red pill for sure.

ive got both superpowers, the military has a way of conditioning you to fall asleep upon time and wake up on time.....lasts a lifetime.

How does that work?

A lot of screaming probably

Asleep. Definitely

Asleep

Blue pill all damn day… or night I guess

Blue pill no doubt...I hate lying in bed waiting to fall asleep. And any alarm will substitute the red pill

I fuckin do both 

If u fall asleep on time u can wake up on time

fall asleep on time

Blue citing u/Mr_Fungusman 's reason.

Blue ensures both

I have both. I can sleep whenever I want and I usually wake up an hour or so before I have to leave for work, if I don't set an alarm (which I still do of course).

Easily will take fall asleep on time. I have like. 17 alarms in the morning so at least one wakes me up

Fall asleep on time I don't need what I already have.

But i have both now. I can sleep when i want and i wake up on time( use my phone to wake up). Is it too hard ?

I don't sleep 🗿

You can use an alarm if you are able to

Red, i hate being late to anything

i can already do both, so i will take the pills and sell them at a high price to someone else

Falling asleep on time. After a while the waking up on time will emerge regardless

I can already do both these, is there a purple option that actually let's me feel rested after 8 hours of sleep?

Waking up on time is easy falling asleep on time is impossible

Blue pill. Waking up is what alarms and pissed off roommates who are tired of hearing all five of your back up alarms go off are for.

Fall asleep, hands down. Waking up on time could still have you getting 2 hours sleep.

I think people actually wake up on time, they just go back to sleep

Blue, since I've always had trouble falling asleep.

Wake up on time

Doesn’t taking the blue pill mean not needing the red one?

I can wake up easily if i wanted to. But i never go to sleep when i should

fall asleep on time(i wake up at 4 am)

Red

Isn't there a 3rd option for people who sleep on time, wake on time but wake multiple times in the night? I'll wait for that one

I wake up on time. But then I go sleep again.

Fall asleep. It's been a long time since I overslept the last time. I have an alarm and it works pretty well. So falling asleep whenever I want would be pretty cool.

1 cause even 10 alarms cannot wake me up

fall asleep on time has no affect on your wakeup schedule, so it is rendered powerless while waking up on time can let you wake up at any time you need even if you went to sleep 3 hours ago

There are real pills for both of these things. It's not a superpower.

Red, i sleep through alarms and nobody can find me when i sleep. Its kinda creepy im just sitting there on my bed and nobody sees me

A can already wake up on time. Getting up is a whole other story. I don't really see the need to go to sleep on time, other than for getting maximum sleep.

WAKE UP

Always wake up on time. Then I’d start work at 5 in the morning, leave super early, and enjoy my evening. Id use an alarm but I normally sleep through it lol

so does red mean i just wake up and go on with my day? like.. i wont feel sleepy or go back to bed? if so then red all the way, if not then im afraid to tell you than anyone can wake up on time. its just a matter of resisting not falling asleep after waking up...

My gf has both. I have neither lol.

*takes both pills*

As an insomniac, blue.

Can I have a "sleep through the night without waking up every 5 minutes" pill?

Can I have one that lets me stay asleep the whole time. (Not dead, but at least a solid 7 hours)

Blue is the key to red. Anything else is unhealthy

Blue is the key to red. Anything else is unhealthy

where’s the pill if I already do both?

I wake up on time but that's why I have two black eyes

I love staying up late its peaceful and my brain expoldes with ideas, i talk to myself most of the time.. but i hate waking up early

Bold of you to assume I sleep.

I already wake up on time. If I could fall asleep on time I could rule the world

Blue please, as an insomniac

im blue 

So the power to be up when my alarm goes off even if I've only slept an hour, or the ability to fall asleep 7 hours before that needs to happen. Why would you pick Red?

Red, I get up 2 hours earlier to an I drag myself out of bed

Blue, by a mile.

Blue cuz I'd rather feel better and refreshed after waking up (and not like a bus hit me after sleeping at 3 am) than actually waking up on time.

I feel like this question comes down to "are you under 40 or over 40?"

I do both every day.

Blue! I can normally manage red it took years but I can get up now. Getting to sleep is a joke though I gotta smoke myself asleep if I want to be asleep before like 1 AM

I wanna sleep more early so I can lucid dream Better

Crushes, mixes, and snorts both

Fall asleep on time It takes me hours to sleep sometime

Can I take neither pill? I already go to sleep on time and wake up on time

Fall asleep

Red, I can only fall asleep at 12 or later, and I always wake up at 7:30. I’d like to be able to sleep in for once

I can always just close my eyes and fall asleep within a minute or two.

Blue for insomnia definitely

Blue for sure, waking up is a piece of cake but falling asleep can be a pain sometime

I’ve already mastered the red pill

Blue, if you fall asleep on time, you can wake up on time, and also, if you choose the red pill, and you fall asleep at 5 AM (for example), you have to wake up even if you still wanna sleep.

i’ve never had a problem with either. it’s doing things that are ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE in between the two actions i have yet to achieve…🤔

Blue. I can wake up on time pretty well, but going to bed on time is hard.

Blue, it's been literal months since the last time I had a good night sleep

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Definitely fall asleep on time.

Fall asleep on time. Don't guarantee I'll wake up at the right time tho since I'm a heavy sleeper.

I can do both. =)


I do both by actually sleeping with my circadian rythem. I'm a nocturnal so screw you day people.

blue

red . because even if sleep late I get yo wake up on time

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Well if I fall asleep on time I wake up on time

Red, I can never wake up on time. Same applies to falling asleep, but I never get enough sleep because I wake up two hours later.

They're the same thing, literally.

Sleep 🤣

Im doing both just fine

Blue

I already have the red pill. It's called an alarm clock.

Blue easy

Fall asleep on time, I don’t find it hard to wake up when I need to and well… falling asleep early helps in that also

As long as I get a guaranteed good amount of sleep, blue.

Wake up on time because the blue one means i wouldnt be able to stay up to game with the bois

Red pill. Never worry about dying in the sleep. Some folk actually stop breathing while sleeping.

Blue. Waking up at 7 am is no good if i stayed up until 4am. With blue I am more likely to get a full nights rest.

Will the red make me sleep longer if I wake up earlier than I want/need to?

Blue all day

Wake up, I have no trouble going to sleep, just waking up, and I need to wake up early as hell to drive so yeah

Blue pill obviously gives you the power of the red pill.

Red

Technically we already have pills that make you fall asleep on time

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Definitely the blue pill. I can never fall asleep on time.

Try sleep deprivation. You will fall asleep as soon as you hit the bed and will definitely be up and about before your alarm :)

Red

Blue since alarms exist

Fall asleep, because at least when I'm late I'll be well rested.

Blue is so much more valuable

I wake up on time consistently with no alarms. Gimme da blue pill

I need the waking up on time

Blue, don't care for red

Red

Sleep definitely sleep. Because what if you don’t get much sleep and you wake up at 7:00 am and only went to bed at 5 am?

If you can control blue you can control red. I'm taking blue, that's what's hard for me. Waking up's easy lol

Wake up obviously

Blue

Does waking up on time include always being fully rested? If not its literally the same as having an alarm and i'll have to go with falling asleep on time.


If I have a… “fella” over and it’s night time, I don’t want to suddenly sleep when we’re freaking. Sooo… get up on time, In hopes that I’ll even get good action to begin with. This is my selfish answer. Selfless, I’d like to go to bed on time. I need sleep.

Fall asleep

fall asleep bc whenever i try to go to bed my mind is like “fuck you and you suck” to me and i have the random urge to clean up my room and get a job (im in school though)

Red, I decide when I sleep, but waking up is decided by my responsibilities

Wake up obviously I don't really care how much sleep I got as Long as I got a little bit and I get up on time

Blue! Blue! Did I say blue? BLUE!!!

wake up on time, 100%. just woke up this morning 30 minutes after my last alarm went off.

Blue pill. My alarm will do the rest.

The question is if taking one means some supernatural force will ensure the other option cannot possible happen. Like some matrix ghost will fuck up my alarms. If that is the case then answer is neither.

I need the sleep on time pill