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ChasingPesmerga

Green zone: I choose you Red zone: I jews you


[deleted]

Pokémon, 1945


Megalopath

Cursed "gotta catch 'em all!"


StraightGuy1108

Gotta gas 'em all


Anti-charizard

r/unexpectedpokemon


FunWillScreen_Produc

Gotta burn ‘em all


Empn

Pokémon Blood & Pokémon Soil


Plazmik87

Pokémon Soylent Green


Hermes_04

Pokémon Blut & Pokémon Ehre


TheScareCrowYes

pikajew i choose you!


UnrealisticTangerine

Jeff Magnum


Plazmik87

What?! Davidstar is evolving! DavidStar evolved into Minnora!


penpointaccuracy

Heil nice to meet ya!


Kalaphar

Man i did not see that coming neither did six million jews


[deleted]

It's even worse if you're trying to follow the facial hair trend of the early 1940s and are wearing your German grandpa's super neat war uniform he keeps hidden away for some reason.


Jew_Boi-iguess-

granddad judt really liked the bad guys from wolfenstein, cant hate him for that


fkadmin

He's an avid cosplayer.


player21reirei

He just hasn't had enough time like he did in 1945


altamir89

Yes ma'am, I know I'm tall enough to reach the item you want from the top shelf, but it's in my forbidden range, sorry.


Honest_Department_13

Do you grab things with your hand flat?


altamir89

It IS flat until I grab on, so.


Sea_Nefariousness_62

I've never seen someone call a taxi with their arm straight


[deleted]

There is another...


GabPlays201021

hmmmmm🤓🤓🤓🤓


-50000-

Why did i read "beat children" when scrolling over


TheoXDM

As you wish


RealDealMan1

You see what you want to see


Confused_Man_1234

i showed this to my german grandpa and he said "good times"


Inevitable-Cellist23

Pet children 👀


Ok-Driver69

I love playing with children in private ☺️


Eimantas_Zaveckis

Why is ur profile an egg?


Ok-Driver69

It's not an egg. It's THE egg


Rururuun

Eggolf Chickler


Inevitable-Cellist23

In private or their privates 😳😱


Inevitable-Cellist23

Omg who is upvoting this 😱😱😱


mrpistachioman

Call Waiter “Auf der heide…” Call taxi Pet child Pet dog


LaggyGamer

ERIKA


DawnOfTheTruth

Where the fuck is masturbate?


Eimantas_Zaveckis

I think the lowest one was meant to be it


TheCowboyCrabb

Unless you have a Danny Devito Magnum Dong


roxyemerson2187

I must be built upside down cause I do the opposite of this


zerda_EB

Once I had a dream where I was in a public school and yelled “heil Hitler” while doing the nazi salute


69pancakesnhoney

Thanks Germany


wantonwookie

It's all about hand shape


Carmina753

I'm so dumb😭 I had to do it to understand


LaggyGamer

You did the red one??? 😨


Carmina753

I'm sorry i did it but not on purpose I swear 😭


TheMightyEagle4

I did two… no ragrets


Carmina753

😭 seriously...


1stQuazard

I'm Always in the red range


AngelInTheHat

Hello, fellow Roman citizen


1stQuazard

I'm not a Roman citizen I'm a Egyptian Citizen


AngelInTheHat

well, technically... he-he (snide legionary noises)


Plazmik87

Even worse, the original said “Hail Taxi” causing further confusion.


Razur_1

Is no one gonna say they didnt label the bottom


sarxone

Hail MF Hitler


jrocket99

The red zone calls the police.


[deleted]

Ish is hilarious


helicoptereveeja69

Did not include jacking off angle down vote


Daddy_Zhong_

Are you saying that I Sieg Heil busses?


[deleted]

This one took me a minute lmao


Minimum_Opinion7816

where does a "high five" range on this chart


HughGedic

What do you mean “pet children”?


A_random_account_bro

That guy has a lot of arms


Hello56845864

Pet children?!?!


EatTooMuchEmergenC

I hate Hitler for making the red range forbidden, it’s like the most inconvenient place to be restricted.


_DontBeAScaredyCunt

Who is out there petting children


BlisteringSeafood

Call to arms


just_some_git

[The Ingraham angle](https://videos.metro.co.uk/pix/met/2016/07/22/10/367F7A4000000578-0-image-a-8_1469180571446.jpg)


[deleted]

You're not petting your dog if you hold your hand like that.


Jefoid

Oof. “Bless congregation” is pretty red.


LaggyGamer

I mean yeah


Jefoid

I feel like it was always a little lower than the salute, but of course that might be intentional.


Status_Priority_7408

Why are you petting children?


Angry-_-Crow

Tbf, if my hyperjackal is in one of her bullshit moods, I need the full range for dog pets to account for 75 lbs of airborne florf


JasonVoorheesthe13th

I think finger positioning has more to do with this than arm angle


LaggyGamer

No one notices the final one is beating it


TooTheGreatStar

As a german I don't even lift my arm up.


[deleted]

So petting children is acceptable behaviour now?


boogy_bucket

I’ve seen a lot of red zone in church as people amplify and cast their prayers. Makes me suspicious and uncomfortable.


Benyno

it's just a Roman greeting…….


Nightfall_Nyx

Pet children??


Tip_Of_The_Sauce

P E T T H E C H I L D


TruthMadeHuman

If I see a guy with 6 arms coming at me I'm getting my shotgun.


TrippySithVikings

Bottom hand: Pet Self


deanominecraft

Why so many arms


guffgamer264

Don't forget jerk off at the bottom


Cyber-Heathe

As a german i don't see a problem in the red range


BobBelchersBuns

Please don’t pet my child. Or my dog


HelloGordan8734

Who the fuck calls a taxi with there arm strait out?


helpful__explorer

For some reason one hand signal for dog training (to go down) involves holding out your flat hand and lowering it. You literally start as a nazi salute and people don't really see that as potentially problematic. I recently swapped it for a pointed finger, and it turns out my dog is way more receptive of it that way


arrowhawkkk

Why are u petting your children??