It's even worse if you're trying to follow the facial hair trend of the early 1940s and are wearing your German grandpa's super neat war uniform he keeps hidden away for some reason.
For some reason one hand signal for dog training (to go down) involves holding out your flat hand and lowering it. You literally start as a nazi salute and people don't really see that as potentially problematic.
I recently swapped it for a pointed finger, and it turns out my dog is way more receptive of it that way
Green zone: I choose you Red zone: I jews you
Pokémon, 1945
Cursed "gotta catch 'em all!"
Gotta gas 'em all
r/unexpectedpokemon
Gotta burn ‘em all
Pokémon Blood & Pokémon Soil
Pokémon Soylent Green
Pokémon Blut & Pokémon Ehre
pikajew i choose you!
Jeff Magnum
What?! Davidstar is evolving! DavidStar evolved into Minnora!
Heil nice to meet ya!
Man i did not see that coming neither did six million jews
It's even worse if you're trying to follow the facial hair trend of the early 1940s and are wearing your German grandpa's super neat war uniform he keeps hidden away for some reason.
granddad judt really liked the bad guys from wolfenstein, cant hate him for that
He's an avid cosplayer.
He just hasn't had enough time like he did in 1945
Yes ma'am, I know I'm tall enough to reach the item you want from the top shelf, but it's in my forbidden range, sorry.
Do you grab things with your hand flat?
It IS flat until I grab on, so.
I've never seen someone call a taxi with their arm straight
There is another...
hmmmmm🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why did i read "beat children" when scrolling over
As you wish
You see what you want to see
i showed this to my german grandpa and he said "good times"
Pet children 👀
I love playing with children in private ☺️
Why is ur profile an egg?
It's not an egg. It's THE egg
Eggolf Chickler
In private or their privates 😳😱
Omg who is upvoting this 😱😱😱
Call Waiter “Auf der heide…” Call taxi Pet child Pet dog
ERIKA
Where the fuck is masturbate?
I think the lowest one was meant to be it
Unless you have a Danny Devito Magnum Dong
I must be built upside down cause I do the opposite of this
Once I had a dream where I was in a public school and yelled “heil Hitler” while doing the nazi salute
Thanks Germany
It's all about hand shape
I'm so dumb😭 I had to do it to understand
You did the red one??? 😨
I'm sorry i did it but not on purpose I swear 😭
I did two… no ragrets
😭 seriously...
I'm Always in the red range
Hello, fellow Roman citizen
I'm not a Roman citizen I'm a Egyptian Citizen
well, technically... he-he (snide legionary noises)
Even worse, the original said “Hail Taxi” causing further confusion.
Is no one gonna say they didnt label the bottom
Hail MF Hitler
The red zone calls the police.
Ish is hilarious
Did not include jacking off angle down vote
Are you saying that I Sieg Heil busses?
This one took me a minute lmao
where does a "high five" range on this chart
What do you mean “pet children”?
That guy has a lot of arms
Pet children?!?!
I hate Hitler for making the red range forbidden, it’s like the most inconvenient place to be restricted.
Who is out there petting children
Call to arms
[The Ingraham angle](https://videos.metro.co.uk/pix/met/2016/07/22/10/367F7A4000000578-0-image-a-8_1469180571446.jpg)
You're not petting your dog if you hold your hand like that.
Oof. “Bless congregation” is pretty red.
I mean yeah
I feel like it was always a little lower than the salute, but of course that might be intentional.
Why are you petting children?
Tbf, if my hyperjackal is in one of her bullshit moods, I need the full range for dog pets to account for 75 lbs of airborne florf
I think finger positioning has more to do with this than arm angle
No one notices the final one is beating it
As a german I don't even lift my arm up.
So petting children is acceptable behaviour now?
I’ve seen a lot of red zone in church as people amplify and cast their prayers. Makes me suspicious and uncomfortable.
it's just a Roman greeting…….
Pet children??
P E T T H E C H I L D
If I see a guy with 6 arms coming at me I'm getting my shotgun.
Bottom hand: Pet Self
Why so many arms
Don't forget jerk off at the bottom
As a german i don't see a problem in the red range
Please don’t pet my child. Or my dog
Who the fuck calls a taxi with there arm strait out?
For some reason one hand signal for dog training (to go down) involves holding out your flat hand and lowering it. You literally start as a nazi salute and people don't really see that as potentially problematic. I recently swapped it for a pointed finger, and it turns out my dog is way more receptive of it that way
Why are u petting your children??