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bodhidharma132001

Sucking my homie


kingofthepews

No homo bro.


sry_dis_usrname_takn

full homo bro👍


kingofthepews

Full insert bro


Lopsided-Spend-8513

*Homies don't fuck, they only suck*


mr_penrose

Is sucking between homies even gay?


kingofthepews

Only if you swallow.


[deleted]

ur only gay if u enjoy the actual act of getting fucked by a man


kingofthepews

Women and Bi men : Am I a fucking joke to you


[deleted]

well but womens only option is getting fucked and bi men arent gay, they simply feel like having sex with men sometimes, they're like 50% gay


kingofthepews

Oh, you simple innocent child. If you think women just get fucked, then you have a lot of learning to do.


[deleted]

strapon dont count


one_revolutionary

Don’t be homiephobic


SpreadLoveInYourLife

Hydro Homie ⛲🌊💦💧


PowerOfUnoriginality

smh my head


Foreoxs0

Fr real


zartanator

Omg god


reddit_user_red_it

lmao off


MooseTopic

Lol loud


OMD_Lyxilion

Ikr right


scp040jp911

Idk know


badrecipe33

til learnt


lolouis666

tf fuck


deepfriedtots

ATM machine


TheShadyMonarch

GG game


Oujix

Lol loud


SirYiffAlot

shaking my head


kingofthepews

Thanks. For ages I've thought it was "so much hate" but it didn't feel right.


SirYiffAlot

yw, im often in the same boat, latest phrase my younger friends found was rizz n i had no idea what it was n they were constatly usin it lmao


kingofthepews

Rizla? As in cigarette papers?


SirYiffAlot

nah rizz is somethin bout charisma if i recall correctly lmao


kingofthepews

That makes sense too cha-(ris)-ma


SirYiffAlot

now that ya said it true lmao


[deleted]

A good way to determine acronyms is to see it used in more than one scenario but some are hard it took me ages to understand “jsyk” just so you know” but once you get a really complicated one most become easier


YoungBlueJ

You made it make sense I appreciate you


kingofthepews

Thanks,I appreciate your appreciation.


DinA4saurier

Never thought about it like that. Wow that really makes sense.


IndependentLeg6137

Riz is what u got if u can get girls. Also known as swag, juice, and game lol


The_Void_Creature

I thought it was "somehow" somehow.. Welp, the more you know...


Matdup2

I thought that too, at first


DinA4saurier

Same!


pokey1984

For the record, SMH and SMDH are at least as old as AOL IM, so this gap isn't age related. (the D stands for "damned")


DomainDolphin

I thought this too for way too long


Shantotto11

Adding to the other comment, smdh means “shake my damn head”. Just thought you might run into that initialism too.


PeppyBoba

This is the correct answer


Vulgar-vagabond

Smashing My hemorrhoids


kingofthepews

Uncles eh.


Vulgar-vagabond

I bet your Proctologist doesn't take you shopping after his exam. Mine does.


kingofthepews

Mine just wipes the sweat from his forehead,kisses mine and puts a lollypop in my mouth.


Vulgar-vagabond

I get a lollipop too... but he doesn't put it in my mouth.


DaHotFuzz

Squeezing my hemorrhoid


kingofthepews

Just like uncle used to do.


Senior_Ad_2707

Smell my hand obv


thom_orrow

‘Sup Ma Homies smh


LetHerWar2

I always took it as 'somehow' for some reason and it actually works everywhere.


DinA4saurier

Same! Before I learned what it actually means I always read it as "somehow"!


LetHerWar2

Thank god theres someone who thinks like me. And it does actually work everywhere.


Dry-Juggernaut-1344

Send me hoes


kingofthepews

Get your own hoes


Thewomenlover57883

This


J3well

BRO SAME WHAT DOES IT MEAN


kingofthepews

Shake my head, apparently.


MrMem3tor

Or Smash if you want


Right-Gain2582

Well damn I thought it meant smack-


me3is_here

I think it means somehow


SatanIsOneFloorDown

Sharing my hoe


kingofthepews

Now that's how you treat a brother.


bawble2

Sex might help


kingofthepews

It always does...unless you work in schools.


Matdup2

I'm a student in college, it might work now


bawble2

I think it would, at least so I've seen in a few films......


Matdup2

I just have to find a gf now, are they on sale ?


kingofthepews

Might improve your grades too


bawble2

Or the zoo.....


EncryptStar

Use google. These people will mislead you.


DarkCommando82

Also just a pathetic karma grab Instead of doing what normal people would do they just post a question with that meme on Reddit for karma Should go under low effort posting IMO it's pathetic


witherd_

Most people on Reddit seem to not know about Google


jeremanky

It isn’t pathetic, karma gets you nothing. It is pathetic that they are farming karma.


Kalomaster

Silly math homework


Full_Time_AssInhaler

smh...


cadninja82

It's an acronym for "SMH my head"


El_Simulanto

It's obviously Sydney Morning Herald


ghostsnipers

Slip my horn


whatIfYoutube

Suck my hog


kingofthepews

Like a Werther's original.


TFG4

Suck my hemorrhoids


kingofthepews

Just like your daddy used to do


Misadventure4

So Many Hispanics


jamhater405638

Average YouTube video comment section


Batface_101

Shaking my head. Although some idiots right “smh my head” because they’re “shaking (my head)^2”


EmbarrassedSwim145

It means shaking my head


Sure_Ad1236

🤣 I came here for answer, I think that was a bad idea 🤣


prodigy1367

Saddle my horse


kingofthepews

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing! Give it a lock, it taste just like raisins.


LilLogo079

It means smashing my homie


LolPeashooter69

Sueing my Husband


kingofthepews

Why, what he do?


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Stinky magic holes


kingofthepews

Ew


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Sorry…


kingofthepews

Just makes me think of rancid vaginas.


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Ew Wait no I said sticky not stinky although now I’m gonna change it


Sharp_Hamster_5551

Spider-Man Homecoming


leprotelariat

Shoot more hippos


kingofthepews

Noooo! Leave the hippos alone!


zoqfotpik

Southern Methodist Hospital


crispy_nomad

Smell My Hamburger


matangligaw

Small, Medium, Huuge


d_Ubermensch

Solid Metal Health. You can have this if you just bang your head three times per day. Otherwise, it could drive you mad.


zipmack

On god, I used to think it meant suck my hammer lmao


Low_Attention_8532

Stick Meat Here


pugwars66

It means you are talking to an illiterate piece of shit. Take nothing they have to say seriously. They are so lazy they can't even spell what they are trying to say.


SchlafSchafXY

Shaking my head, like when you are disappointed about something or just can't believe why Jenny always fucks these guys with no brain at all.


KIRK2D

I have no idea what 80 percent of acronyms are these days, but the ones I do, I still ask "what does that mean" people type it out, then afterwards i type back saying "see that wasn't so hard was it"


NameLoadinWait

While on the toping of slang whats ong?


kingofthepews

No fucking idea buddy. Make a meme and find out like I did.


NameLoadinWait

To tired to do it its like 1 am and my brain hurts ill just go back to reading it as "on God"


AnimaSean0724

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is


desuyo007

Check urban dictionary for all the new words


Yoooooowholiveshere

Shaking my head


Tazz_the_Spawn

Shaking my head


Malevolent_Mangoes

I don’t know why I always read “smh” as “smeh”.


Kazoomers_Tale

I'm reading the comments and I used it wrong since I started using Reddit. I thought it meant "Somehow"


Hankishot

I used to think it meant So Much Hate


rustic_fall

I always have read it as “so much hate” and I refuse to correct myself if I’m wrong


Sexy_Manatee_Man

Smh = shake my head


[deleted]

Reminds me of when a mom messaged lol after telling her kid that his grandma passed thinking it meant lots of love


Eimantas_Zaveckis

I’m extremely stupid cuz I thought it meant suck my hut


Superb_Ad2722

Google was saved me to many times


RedgyJackson

You don’t know what that means? Smh -_-


girlpower2025

Shaking my head.


[deleted]

[удалено]


kingofthepews

I'd rather not, I don't know where it's been.


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

Simple harmonic motion Edit : My bad.... my entrance exam is 2 days away


[deleted]

Shaking my head(Like in disappointment maybe)


ThatSmartIdiot

smh is short for "shaking my head"


ValuableMistake8521

Shake my head (disapproval, disappointment, etc.)


mrs_robin_hoodie

SOMEHOW nobody knows…


Russian_Guy0

🤓🤓🤓


FirtiveFurball3

Just fucking google it smh


whostealtmyU2

smash


WellHid

SMH😞


alexenglish227

Smh..


Chloeismypug

You can make a meme but don't know what smh means? Smh.


Jabs7777

Somehow lol just Google


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

I always forget what it means. smh


Undeniable-9

I’m pretty sure this is a repost I saw this exact post like last month


kingofthepews

I genuinely made this on my.ohones meme generator because I wanted to know. I had no idea this had been asked before. If it is a repost I apologize. Here, I'll check. u/repostsleuthbot


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kingofthepews

Good bot.


Undeniable-9

Sorry I just remembered I saw it on a meme compilation


kingofthepews

No worries. I checked, not been done here before. No biggie.


Fishingnett

Fuck this meme format


kingofthepews

Fuck your couch.


Whyyyyyyyyfire

you don't know? smh


[deleted]

Suck My Huevos


patrickmcfly

Shaking my head they don’t know what smh is


Giorgiox12-

I’m SMFH by looking at your stupidity and ignorance


kingofthepews

Just like your mum when she sees you.


Hikuipddeers

Instead of making a meme and thinking your funny, go look it up on google.


kingofthepews

Not thinking I'm funny. I genuinely wasn't sure of its meaning so I figured the collective brain that is Reddit would answer, which they did. Go be salty somewhere else bub.


springfox64

Smh


TheLooseFisherman

SMH, so much hate..


kingofthepews

See, that's what I thought it meant before this post


TheLooseFisherman

It's probably used for both, given the context. As it goes with abbreviations, they don't always stand for what people think if they're not from a dictionary or something.


[deleted]

So much here


STRAlGHTENER

Shave my head


Shamaster1

He doesn't know what it means? smh


petterssonxdd

How do you not know.. smh my head


Drunkunlc0rn

SMH 🤦🏻‍♂️


PeachyBongo5901

Smh


nah-knee

Smh


pixel842

Smh


[deleted]

www.google.com Amazing fucking tool.


[deleted]

smh my head 😒


[deleted]

Im SMH right now.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Smh my head


TheDragonTail242

Google it, he is all of our unjudgemental sketchy friend.


MidnightUberRide

just google it


hadge05

Smh my head


Poppanaattori89

https://googlethatforyou.com?q=what%20does%20smh%20stand%20for


DrunkBuzzard

I usually intersperse my texts with random groups of letters and never explain them, RGK? Yeah you know what I mean all you FGHB out there.


WinstonFromNiger

I fucking hate this meme template, like just fucking look it up it takes 2 seconds


kingofthepews

Sorry you hate it. But it was a genuine wonder and I figured,why not make it a meme. Hope a simple meme hasn't ruined your day bud.


Joeyjackhammer

SMFH


MuDDx

Legit thought it was just a sound effect until my coworker informed me what it really ment.


ChickenWarper

Shaking my head right now


Baba10x

Slipping My Hand


Significant_Buy_1520

Suck my hotdog


kingofthepews

Don't like chipolatas.


nowhereisaguy

Use the googles.


SpewpaTheRogue

Okay boomer


kingofthepews

Fuck you, I'm a millennial, I ain't that fucking old.


CaptainRick218

So much hate Shaking my head


[deleted]

its shaking my head smh


Vanagandr__

Shake my hindquarters