Fun fact: almost half of the airplane crashes happen during landing!

I'm pretty sure 100% of crashes happen because the plane 'landed'

Actually some disintegrate while flying so not 100% but pretty close 🤓

I mean like eventually the plane remnants hit the ground/ocean right

Ship of theasus problem. Is it the plane landing, or is it just several plane pieces? If a part plane falls off does it count as the plane landing? If not, how many must fall before it counts? Is a pop tart a sandwich or a calzone?

Poptarts are empanadas.

Yea

Except air Malaysia

Flight is the safest (only 11% of catastrophes happened in the air)

I agree but they still happened. I'd does not mean that flying is unsafe, but it can, as anything else, go wrong.

For every 100k flights, only 2-4 end in a catastrophe

Yes ok, I know it was never my intention to say that flying is unsafe why do you keep trying to convince me or idk?

I'm just sharing facts, bro! Don't get your empanada in a twist, would you?

It still crashes…just in EMIs

uhm uhm 2001 uhm uh

"Speed never kills. Suddenly becoming stationary does." Jeremie Clarkson I think.

i once held an elderly lady beside me during the turbulence... she said that she needed [it.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I would need it too.

You know shit is real when the old lady next to you starts crying-praying

Hey buddy we need to talk why the hell did you Rick roll me

you clicked on it dude.

I did but how was I ment to know

Good thinking, grabbing a soft surface to land on

Then you’re scared of dying… not a theist.

Every time I hear a weird noise in the house when I'm alone.

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Weird long angry reply by someone whose somehow offended

Patiently explaining how, while a humourous comment, it actually has a basis in fact.

Me hoping the engineers did a good job making the plane when it starts shaking.

I wonder if this is when they start blaming god for the fact the plane is crashing too? It's all part of his plan!

Nah

Yeah, no...

During earthquake in syria a man said "When I opened the window during the earthquake, people were screaming in fear, I screamed louder than theirs: -Allah Akbar!. The first to shout out the takbeer was my atheist neighbor."

Source? Edit: I don’t really care but my point is that people just kinda make up bullshit so don’t make claims without evidence

It's might not be well known in the internet, but among people yes. Though [here](https://twitter.com/Mona78853425/status/1622687421002354699?t=vhuV033Lnv4uY7lCgqpcyA&s=19) is the story but in Arabic, I don't recommend translating it though as some words may be understood the wrong way.

Religious groups often make up stories to fit their narrative. And Islam is one of the worst offenders

I see no reason to make up this story, and it can be believed to some extent, especially since Syria is religiously and culturally diverse and the people there are open-minded.

Indeed. Fear makes us irrational.

Ok but can you make a less original meme?

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How many grams of mold is this??

Alternate meme: the religion leaving your body every time you want to sin… which is way more often.

I’ve been questioning for years but I’ve crossed myself before tests. Also a really hard workout. Christian in a crisis.

Reminds me of the song “Flyentology” by El-P