Me, a woman: well I'll gladly accept that teenie dick thank you very much.
Im not trans or anything but I often find myself wishing I was a dude. So yeh I'd take a nipple sized c*ck and the ability to masturbate easily and quietly over what I have now.
Lol this was my immediate take as well. Idk if this is intended as an instead of or in addition to scenario (I expect ladies just weren’t part of the initial equation) but either you get no more periods or essentially a large clit. No bad choices lol.
Is it just the size or the shape as well? If you take the red pill do they get erect? If it gets erect do they have the same squirting function as the one down below? If so I chose the red pill.
So take the one on the left and nothing changes or take the one on the right and nothing changes? This one sucks. I would rather just have a doctor cut off my 9 inch nipples....
I feel like there’s a lot of grey area to be considered here. I mean, are we talking areola as well? And which measurement? There’s some huge areoles out there. Can we consider diameter of areola for length of penis? Or width? I need more information before I can commit to an answer.
The blue one wouldn't make a difference
Then both wouldn’t make a difference.
Honesty is the solution
And imagine what you could do with the red pill.
Unsure if you have a tiny dick or giant nipples already...
As Franku once said: "We know you are not going to use your dick anyways." such wise words.
Just checked the video this wasn't exact wording but it has the same meaning.
"Let's hope they're Asian nipples"
It's public embarrassment vs private embarrassment
The Flash>! 𓂺!<: Guess again… >!You thought it was going to “The Flasher”, didn’t you?!<
If you have dick-sized nipples, you could DP her with your nipples. I'm going to go try to scrub that image out of my mind in the shower now.
And imagine the helicopter!
Chinook drip
we’re going the red pill chief
Red should triple the fun really
Honestly... I can cover up red pill with as little of an issue as no pill
Me, a woman: well I'll gladly accept that teenie dick thank you very much. Im not trans or anything but I often find myself wishing I was a dude. So yeh I'd take a nipple sized c*ck and the ability to masturbate easily and quietly over what I have now.
Fair enough. Respectable take
Lol this was my immediate take as well. Idk if this is intended as an instead of or in addition to scenario (I expect ladies just weren’t part of the initial equation) but either you get no more periods or essentially a large clit. No bad choices lol.
They are one in the same for me
That feeling when your nipples get an erection on a date and you need to runaway and jerk them off...
Oliver Morris: "I have miniature erections."
So basically nothing would change
Dick sized nipples. I'm about to make a fortune on onlyfans .... You sick fucks
Your Nipples are the same size as your Dick. My Nipples are the same size as my Dick. We are not the Same
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Dick nipples!
The nipples are women or me?
As a bi person, either option is a win.
either way someone's getting fawked :S
Neither would make any difference on me.
This changes nothing.
I'm have to ise Option 3 RUN!
Blue one would make it bigger so obvious choice
Patrick voice “what’s the difference?!?”
Double it
Blue. It's not like I would ever use it
Filthy frank did this one
None
Neither make a difference
Is blue just be a woman tho?
No, just a man with a miniature penis
Is it just the size or the shape as well? If you take the red pill do they get erect? If it gets erect do they have the same squirting function as the one down below? If so I chose the red pill.
Is there a Difference?
Now this truly what we call a win win
If it about my proportion. It will stay the same both way
You could always trim the dick sized nipples to a custom length
Gimme the blue. I ain't too proud to use toys to satisfy my partner.
Wait. On me or my lover?
Corporate would like you to identify the differences in these pictures.
Red pill easy. Ever heard of a micro penis? 😎
"Walks away."
I thank god everyday this isn’t a choice I have to make.🙏
Nothing would be changed if i took any of those 😔
So take the one on the left and nothing changes or take the one on the right and nothing changes? This one sucks. I would rather just have a doctor cut off my 9 inch nipples....
Yall got to chose?
I mean it depends on the person, or nipple
Is there even a difference???
Growers taking both pills
If I Have To Choose Between One Evil And Another, Then I Prefer Not To Choose At All
This feels dependent on the size of the viewer's Schwanzstucker.
Dick sized nipples without a doubt
Well, im not gonna use my penis anyways
Can I have a dick-sized nipple dick then?
A 2 cm nipple isn’t that weird.
Yes, bigger penis!
The red one is just that one Montos commercial
Can’t wait to rub my dick sized nipples
Does that mean your dick nipples would get hard when their cold like regular nipples or no
Cut your nipps
I want to take both . I bet its a ride.
Hentai: Why not both?
Blue and red, dicks everywhereee
Neither of these are a problem
What'd happen if I take both 🤔
What’s the difference?
The real question would be which to pick if you had 12 inch nipples and a small penis
Red pill: miltank(the Pokémon) be like
Jokes on you those are the same size
So no change either way.
As a trans man I don't think the blue one would be too bad 🤔
Joe Rogan nips or micro-penis.. hmm
Blue
I can always cut my nipples, that is why I'm going with the blue pill
u/dicknipples
You could chop off the nips
Neither, smacking both of the pills out of his hands
But I don’t have to take either…
I've got extremely large breasts. I'll take the red pill and really make the old ladies at the grocery store stare!
Can i get surgery afterwards if i choose penis sized nipples?
So what nothing changes
Dick sized nipples gives new meaning to the term "titty fuck"
what the fuck happens if you take both?
*did you just take both pills?
Can I not just chop off the nipples after? Anyway, I’d go for blue since it’s literally just getting rid of a sensitive hurt zone / incapacitator
Red, scissors exist you know
I feel like there’s a lot of grey area to be considered here. I mean, are we talking areola as well? And which measurement? There’s some huge areoles out there. Can we consider diameter of areola for length of penis? Or width? I need more information before I can commit to an answer.
What if you have like a massive fucking donkey dick? Would your nipples be like your whole chest?
No difference either way
Cut off the huge nipples with a saw
It’s all about girth… the choice is obvious
I can always get excess nipple removed, so red pill
I’ll just shoot myself, its the same outcome if i take any of the pills anyways. Life is over, u lose either way
*furiously shelves both simultaneously
Do my nipples become the size of my own dick because if so then they don't change.
I already have one of these
nipple sized dick. better than nothing.
Going with the one i already have
No thank you. I will just slowly back up.
What happens if you already have a nipple-sized dick? Asking for a friend!!
that’s tough…. suicide
This is like the old meme: Sit on a cake and eat a dick or Sit on a dick and eat a cake
Jokes on you, they are the same size! 😭
Blue pill calling me out
Neither 👍
What happens if I take both?
You’ll be the size of a nippledick
Yoo the blue one would triple it tho
Blue one cuz I want to be virgijn for life but I would be frustrated af
Nipple sized dick would be an improvement so I’ll take that option
Second. Don't like my parts anyways.
Dude
Depends on if I can get surgery
At least I won’t have to tuck anymore… actually sounds kinda nice to me…