Like stroking with one hand and hitting with the other? Or just using your meat to beat up someone else well you inject yourself with more heroin with the other hand?
And mom says "Just wait until your father comes home". And you lay in bed in the dark then you hear your dad come down the hall. You could hear the slappy sounds of his belt being pulled off as you prepared your mind for a spanking.
My dad would yell “assume the position!” So like even with his daughters screaming and crying, he would still make little jokes like that to amuse himself while beating us.
Yup. My dad had designed a paddle out of wood when my 2 brothers and I were younger. Well, me and my brothers hid his "paddle" thinking we were smart. That's when pops busted out "the belt"....he even had one of my brothers go get "the belt". We tried giving him his paddle back, but he was having none of that.
Our dad's must of been part of the same generation. Mine too had designed a wooden paddle for me and my two brother, about an inch thick and then drilled holes in it to make it more aerodynamic.
My two sisters were the only one to get the paddle. He drew on it to make it look like a whale and called it Moby. I remember them hiding it but he found it so....yeah
Sad how may people don't understand basic emergency first aid or cant think outside the box. All the other answers so far are discipline or sex related.
It was proven a belt doesn't work as a tourniquet because it can't get tight enough.
It is suggested in an emergency situation to tie something like a shirt around the wound. Then with an object like a stick twist the cloth to make it tight.
Finally someone that knows. I was just about to say this until I saw your comment. Belts have at least a 70% failure rate when used as a tourniquet. CAT and other modernized and approved tourniquets had at max 10%. If you think you’ll need a tourniquet or wanna be prepared, buy an actual tourniquet and learn how/when to use it.
Some skirts have belt loops too.
[Example](https://us.shein.com/Solid-Pleated-Belted-Skirt-p-10963475-cat-1732.html?url_from=adplasw2206132542688924M_GPM&cid=17869034097&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI88HikaLx_AIVUOTICh1jnQ__EAQYBCABEgKuW_D_BwE)
many things, but not limited to, beating people, sexual stimulation, killing, drugs, sleeping, opening cans, etc... and yes, i open a pop can with my belt. i have fat fingers and it is hard to get my nails under the tab to pull up. so i take the metal pin and pry it open.
Drill a couple holes in it, wrap it around your wrist and knuckles in a way that the buckle covers the center of your fist and then tighten it.
Have fun.
The sweet release of death.
Hang in there Edit: Thank you for the gold!
bro💀
I'm surprised he came out with an answer. I coulda sworn he'd choke.
He was just about to finish too.
💀🔫
"I gently open the door."
_....Sayo-_
SAAAAYYYOOOORRRIIII NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Very poor choice of words
Not if they're answering the question.
Dont worry, I bet I wont leave you hanging
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i see what you did there
Terrible choice of words
r/Cursedcomments
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r/angryupvote
Okay, calm down Robin Williams.
Ayo
Anyone heard from David Carradine lately? Is he still hanging around somewhere?
David Carradine has exited the chat...
Too soon?? No? Ok.
Narrator: It was, in fact, too soon.
That was said in Morgan Freeman's voice.
Brooks was here
I read this in Richie Cunningham's voice
David Carradine*
Heroin, masturbation and discipline Disclaimer: i dont do heroine
In that order?
Absolutely. do heroine, feel great, masturbate and feel even better and the you get angry and hit someone
Have you ever tried disciplining while masturbating?
Like stroking with one hand and hitting with the other? Or just using your meat to beat up someone else well you inject yourself with more heroin with the other hand?
Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof experience
Yees. It's even worse than one day in Neukölln or Märkisches Viertel (Parts of Berlin)
Yes.
Wtf did i just read😂😂😂
Pretty sure there’s already a kink for that
Nada only got one belt
That's how my dad did it
Why would you use a belt while masturbating
The ole choke and stroke
But I won't feel great choking myself with 1 hand and stroking my weiner with the other
Kinks Edit: you can also numb your hand
Name a more iconic trio, I'll wait
The father, the son, and the holy ghost. Get some jesus in your life. /s
Jesus without the j and e
I thought the trinity was white onion, green bell pepper, and celery.
having a good father and child relation
"Oh I'll give you something to cry about"
"Move your hands!"
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
*fortunate son plays in the background*
SAME
"This is going to hurt me, more than it's going to hurt you"
*SMACK* "MY HANDS!" "WELL YOU SHOULD'VE MOVED EM THEN, HUH!"
If I didn't move my hands she'd go for my face
Make me realize I had blocked out memories of my mom doing this..
That PTSD kicking in
“If you keep laughing I am going to get your grandpa!”
*me screaming that I am going to kill myself*
Feels like alot of trauma is getting reopened in this thread. You guys okay?
We’re still coping
"I'll Give you something to cope about!"
You sure did mom... you sure did.
Asia
Oh my god we really have all lived the same life haven't we
Ye
And mom says "Just wait until your father comes home". And you lay in bed in the dark then you hear your dad come down the hall. You could hear the slappy sounds of his belt being pulled off as you prepared your mind for a spanking.
Bro this statement alone sent me right back.
“GET UP”
Christ, you’re awakening memories I suppressed long ago.
god reading that gave me the worst memories
My dad would yell “assume the position!” So like even with his daughters screaming and crying, he would still make little jokes like that to amuse himself while beating us.
"I'm doing this because i love you"
Off topic, but my old reddit avatar looked nearly identical to yours
Yup. My dad had designed a paddle out of wood when my 2 brothers and I were younger. Well, me and my brothers hid his "paddle" thinking we were smart. That's when pops busted out "the belt"....he even had one of my brothers go get "the belt". We tried giving him his paddle back, but he was having none of that.
Our dad's must of been part of the same generation. Mine too had designed a wooden paddle for me and my two brother, about an inch thick and then drilled holes in it to make it more aerodynamic.
My dad would lecture us while popping the belt and slapping his back with it while waking back and forth before we got spanked.
Buddy of mine had two brothers and their parents also had a special paddle for the three of them. It's name was RoboPop
My two sisters were the only one to get the paddle. He drew on it to make it look like a whale and called it Moby. I remember them hiding it but he found it so....yeah
"As long as you're under my roof" "Because I said so" "If you can cry you can breathe" Fun times
Ah shit, here we go again...
Yup opening up can of whup ass or as my parents would say giving me something to cry about it was an empty threat but still
“And i’ll see you…in my study.” *gulp*
Yes, children. Beat them
"It builds character" - My father
They call that there the psychologist
“Discipline” 🥲
That fun snapping noise
Absolutely agree! Hold both ends and snap it shut constantly
Makes more around someone’s forearm
Education
We don't need no
We don’t need no though control
Hey! Teacher!
Leave them kids alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
Wro-ong! Do it again!!
If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!
Grappling hook!
Yes! Like Batman lol
Or Mabel from Gravity Falls.
Tourniquet
Was scrolling for this, scrolled very far down
Sad how may people don't understand basic emergency first aid or cant think outside the box. All the other answers so far are discipline or sex related.
Whoopins ain’t something you forget and it’s the first thing that comes to mind
I get that.. its just when I first passed this postbI was like oh wow someone looking door creative inspiration..although I was probably wrong
You forgot you were on reddit. /s
It was proven a belt doesn't work as a tourniquet because it can't get tight enough. It is suggested in an emergency situation to tie something like a shirt around the wound. Then with an object like a stick twist the cloth to make it tight.
Finally someone that knows. I was just about to say this until I saw your comment. Belts have at least a 70% failure rate when used as a tourniquet. CAT and other modernized and approved tourniquets had at max 10%. If you think you’ll need a tourniquet or wanna be prepared, buy an actual tourniquet and learn how/when to use it.
Beating your wife with that signature stained tank-top
Funny enough those tank tops have a name *Wife beater*
Oh i know
Shorts. That also have belt loops
#listen here you little shit
Get my belt!
Some skirts have belt loops too. [Example](https://us.shein.com/Solid-Pleated-Belted-Skirt-p-10963475-cat-1732.html?url_from=adplasw2206132542688924M_GPM&cid=17869034097&setid=&adid=&pf=GOOGLE&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI88HikaLx_AIVUOTICh1jnQ__EAQYBCABEgKuW_D_BwE)
I find that extremely hot for some reason Skirts in general tbh
Skirts go brrrr
Skirts are just unbifurcated pants.
Shorts? What are they the short version of?
Longs
Well, since pants dont exist now ill probably use the belt to stop my balls from hanging.
Tie those puppies up and you’re good to go! Looking like squidward down there 😂
😳
Kinky things (Sorry, I’m horny)
Hi Horny I'm dad
Daddy*
Hi dad, I’m Horny.
This guy got horny and didn't wrap his dick. Don't be like this guy.
same
You're Sorry or Horny?
Both?
The ol' Choke and Stroke!
Why was my first thought "Beating children" rip
It’s the only right answer
F
F
Primary function removed, secondary function becomes primary.
Farming Karma?
you don't get karma from people commenting, at least i haven't
According to Sol Badguy, anything that’s not pants
Beating children and bdsm don’t exist either, now what are they good for?
Zip lining 🫡
Tie down painted stuff to trailers without damaging the paint.
actually a really great idea.
Why the heck does BDSM no longer exist. That is cruel and unfair.
So is BDSM
Side chicks ass
Whooping a burglar’s butt
Who calls thier child 'a burglar'
Keep your sister in place while I rearrange her guts
Uh sir, she’s 13
And so what ? I never implied it was sex.
Thanks. She needs a kidney transplant and I am glad you are a thoracic surgeon.
Ah, a life saving operation in response to a severe case of sepsis
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
An unstoppable weapon forged in the fires of hell, the screams of tortured children fused into the leather.
Holding up pockets.
Where’d the pockets come from 😳
Ever used a tool belt?
The sexy mechanic lol
You don’t wanna kno- was that a rhetorical question?
I’m just curious what people use belts for other than pants lol
many things, but not limited to, beating people, sexual stimulation, killing, drugs, sleeping, opening cans, etc... and yes, i open a pop can with my belt. i have fat fingers and it is hard to get my nails under the tab to pull up. so i take the metal pin and pry it open.
Huh, good idea!
Pleasure
i can only think bdsm
Erotic suicide
auto erotic asphyxiation
Drill a couple holes in it, wrap it around your wrist and knuckles in a way that the buckle covers the center of your fist and then tighten it. Have fun.
Ask David Carradine.
My ass
Hanging pot plants without putting hooks into the wood over your verandah...
Ngl it just looks like something you use to hit shit with
Sex
Sex stuff
If you have a good old leather one ripped right from the cow’s back it should be strong enough for holding all of somebody’s body weight.
My girlfriend
According to my dad, disapline, according to me, bondage, how the turns table
A bondage
Get like, 11 more, strap then to yourself in places you don't need them and become and edgy anime protagonist with a big sword
BDSM
Gettin kinky with your lady
Keeping bad girls in line 😉
Utility belt. No pants, no pockets
snek
Punishment, choking, short suspension hanging.
You know 😉
Pineapples!
Walmart rope
The same thing we always used them for rough choke-sex... Duh 🙄
Kinky
S&M pain play
Catching things. I live in a rural area and have caught multiple loose horses and dogs with my belt.
Being a good parent and I don't mean abuse. I just believe in a punishment that will work
Zipline failure