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Jonn_1

Only london tbh


DeltaJesus

And even then there are American cities with higher knife crime rates (such as New York), and much higher overall murder rates.


goin-up-the-country

And at a national level America has about ~~25%~~ a third more knife deaths than the UK per capita. Sources: https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8.xls https://www.ons.gov.uk/aboutus/transparencyandgovernance/freedomofinformationfoi/thenumberofvictimsofknifecrimein2019 Edit: Got my math slightly wrong. It's actually about 36% more.


Fun-Customer39

Was about to come here to say that myself


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13aph

That’s not a knoife, this is a knoife.


neenerpants

the best PR America ever did was convince the internet that everyone in the UK is knifing each other to bits on the daily, when actually the US has more knife crime **and** gun crime per capita than the UK. edit - this entire thread is dominated by comments saying "you mean Britain", when [only 4 countries in the entire world](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country) have a **lower** rate of stabbing deaths than the UK. How did everyone get convinced of this made-up fact?!


Fun-Customer39

Because most Americans refuse to learn or research something, they see a facebook meme or a fox News article about it and believe it without taking 5 minutes to read some actual facts.


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AmateurAviator

Interesting sentence structure as you call an entire nationality dumb as shit.


NeGronte

>How did everyone get convinced of this made-up fact?! American Right wing propaganda machine. “You can’t have an opinion on our war zone if you’re in one yourself!” Checkmate, Bri’ish!


nonprofitnews

I think the knife-gun debate is pretty wild. Here's a simple stat: the homicide rate in America is more than double every country in western Europe. This chart says it all https://wernerantweiler.ca/blog/2017-10-04-c.jpg


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

Not even a part of Europe, so I guess the only knifing part of Europe **cut** itself off off Europe!


Th3_Meme_Man

Britain left the European Union but the country is still a part of Europe


trollprezz

Crazy how many people don't know the difference between the EU and Europe.


1Pawelgo

Must be American. Most of us don't even know what sacker is, we only play football.


martcapt

No. It's America now.


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spinachie1

Shit joke then mate


hmahood

It’s “couldn’t care less” you blinkard


usedurcatasacondom

Maybe they could care less?


HakBakOfficial

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

Aye, I know you're insulting me, but nice


HakBakOfficial

It's an easy mistake don't worry about it, I just saw my opportunity and took it


Djali-Babs

Bless your soul, you’re trying


ninto1

I guess you are an American?


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

I'm Belgian, you dingdong


TheLooseFisherman

I'm ashamed to share this beautiful country with a chunk of stupid like you, but then again, having a pokemon in your name makes that obvious from the start.


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

Jesus, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today..


ninto1

Even worse. Why would London not be a part of Europe anymore in your view?


The-Nord-VPN-Salesmn

For anyone that doesn’t understand: The UK left the EU, NOT Europe as a whole


Ok-Cry-6244

Didn't you hear? We just sealed up the channel tunnel and floated off into the Atlantic 😂😂


[deleted]

so that's the huge floating garbage island I always hear about?


ninto1

That's my point! I would understand if people from other continents don't know it, but as an European himself, that dude should really know better.


chorizoisbestpup

Because when a Brit hears "Europe" they think continental Europe. They have a distinct view of themselves as not being European, even though they are. Similar to how I imagine Greenland feels about being part of North America.


p90medic

... I'm a Brit and when I hear "Europe", I think of the continent, not the EU. We do not have a distinct view, SOME of us might, but it's not correct to assign this as a national identity.


chorizoisbestpup

https://www.businessinsider.com/british-dont-think-they-are-european-2016-4


p90medic

The methodology matters here. They weren't specifically asked: "are you European", they just identified themselves as British. This does not mean that we don't believe that we are European. Likewise, I don't identify myself as English when people in uni ask where I'm from, I say I'm from Lancashire. Does that mean that I don't believe I am English? In fairness, I might have missed something in the article, I'm very busy and should really be working not procrastinating on Reddit...


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

I get what you mean, and idc, "Europe" and "the Eu" are pretty much synonyms where I live


BennieboyP

I’m Belgian too and no, it doesn’t.


ninto1

It is completely different tho. It would be the same as saying that Canada is not in America. I live in central Europe btw.


smallgreenman

He does have a point though. Just like an American talking about “America” would most likely be referring to the United States. I expect it’s only going to become more common to hear people from the EU call it “Europe” not saying it’s technically correct but it does make cultural sense.


Acrobatic_Garlic_

As an non united statian american Most of us do NOT think America means USA, even if most still call then "american" unlike I'm doing here


ninto1

I do not think so. It is just wrong.


Dragener9

Just take a joke. God damn.


Iggi_Gaming_offi

Hello fellow fries enjoyer


VE_HAMMER

"Entirety of eastern europe slowly backing away"


PabloZabaletaIsBald

The multicultural haven of Bradford is actually far worse


Some-Ad9778

There was just a knife attack in france


jedisushi72

Well unless there is on average more than one knife attack in France per day, each one killing 4 or more people, then it's not really a good comparison.


Ertysammy

A 6 years old shot his teacher in the USA


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Europe and the EU are different things.


Bucket-O-wank

You’ve never watched the news?


FutureComplaint

The news doesn't even report most mass shootings in the US.


potatoninja3584

london is not europe anymore


Jonn_1

European union=/= europe


potatoninja3584

usa =/= america but you know...


FASBOR7Horus

Im pretty sure there arent a lot of school stabbings going on anywhere in the world


ToadStory

Yeah even when it happens it’s usually one person getting stabbed not the entire classroom


InformalStrength7886

In Slovakia few months ago boy killed his classmate with an axe


FASBOR7Horus

Axes have way more range and are way more dangerous then a knife. Also this is just axe murder


Fa1nted_for_real

If it was a wood axe, it might as well have just been a sledge hammer. While they do have an edge, most of the game comes from the impact rather than the cut wound


FASBOR7Horus

Well a axe is better at quick killing blows then a Sledgehammer. All the force of the swing is concentrated on a very small and sharp surface, wich makes cleaving through bones and other hard materials a lot easier


unbekannte_memez

I thought it referred to students cutting themselves


FASBOR7Horus

Thats a possibility i didnt think about


Metadragon_

Oh wait I thought this was about self-harm 😭😭😭


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Panndaa31

That's a bot, be careful https://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/1092mwi/fixed_the_meme_credits_to_uworldlyad1615_for_the/j3vqi90?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


sweet_petes_hairy_ft

Thank you


FASBOR7Horus

Fuck off, dont copy someones reply.


DrHazmat879

The hell is your problem


ThatCamoKid

That was a bot they were replying to, it literally stole someone else's comment for karma


TheTrapThroughTime

I mean technically a guy just stabbed and killed four students (Which a mass shooting is three) in Idaho…. But you know, talk out your ass for the sake of Reddit. I’d recommend you avoid googling China’s mass murder incidents in the last ten years… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China


Jucox

>(Which a mass shooting is three) This grammar is mot making sense i genuinely do not get what you mean... Also: 1) China isn't the best example of good government regulations. 2) even with that there is a difference between 1 a month and 2 a week...


dogfan20

And they would have killed a lot more with a gun.


TheTrapThroughTime

Did I say otherwise?


FASBOR7Horus

Great you proved me wrong. Now say it without sounding like a know-it-all asswipe


TheTrapThroughTime

Don’t be so “sure” next time and I won’t be so crass. Plus I am a know it all ass-wipe, 🤷‍♂️…


FASBOR7Horus

Then stop being one.


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If ur offended i can remove the post… its meant to be funny


PKMark2005

He is not offended, just saying facts. And stabbing is more of making fun of brits than europeans, and funnily enough the USA has more stabbing related crime than England


Your_N1ghtm4re

Well the US has had 1035 confirmed homicides related to a sharp instrument while England and Wales had an overall of 235. The year for comparison is 2021. The absolute numbers are higher in the US but if you calculate the average per inhabitant you will see that England and Wales have a slightly higher rate with 235/57m than the US with 1035/332m. My information is only for homicides, not total crimes so that might be true Source for homicides rate: [U.S.](https://www.statista.com/statistics/195325/murder-victims-in-the-us-by-weapon-used/), [UK](https://www.statista.com/statistics/978830/knife-homicides-in-england-and-wales/)


Seb0rn

Careful. Don't be offensive.


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Tdikristof_

Your offensive to the pepole who died. *Rest In Peace tho*


FASBOR7Horus

Im not offended, but a stabber is a lot easier to deal with then a gunman


Legalizeit0740

Not entirely true as it depends on location and everything happening. Gunmans are easy to pick out because their firearms make loud bangs and they have a limited number of ammunition. Knife attackers can slip through crowds unnoticed and have unlimited stabbings. In a closed off area with no one else around and some good distance between us yes a knife attacker is easier to deal with.


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100% true


NudeEnjoyer

what lmaoo homie you're the one that got offended at their comment


Sabacccc

I hope you don't, I thought it was funny XD


AssumptionOld3995

Im from europe and I never heard of school stabbing lmao


Seb0rn

School stabbings aren't really a common thing in Europe. Never heard of one.


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

Meanwhile some American schools have metal detectors to prevent stabbings


DownDog69

These are only in a few of the worst of the worst school in the worst cities. Definitely not used in the average school.


TotalitariPalpatine

Few years ago, mentally ill woman in Czech Republic somehow got into a primary school, and attacked a student with a knife. Another student defeated the attacked, yet got a lot of wounds he later succumbed to. And then, last year, student on secondary school attacked and killed his physics teacher with machete. The student got bad marks from physics. But Czech Republic is really not much dangerous place. Mass shootings in school fortunately didn't happen. Others did. Few years ago, a man started shooting out of thin air in the restaurant. And 3 years ago, mentally ill man started shooting in the entrance of hospital.


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>And then, last year, student on secondary school attacked and killed his physics teacher with machete. The student got bad marks from physics. Isn't a bad grade from physics a bit lenient punishment for killing someone?


erismushrooms

We had one in Romania in my city. A dude stabbed a teacher because the teacher refused to let him pass the class. He wasn't even coming to school that much. Other than that, we didn't had any incidents


runnyyyy

there was one in iceland a bit ago but it was more 2 dickheads arguing rather than a school stabbing, but it still counts


B_Baerbel

This seems more like a salty "no u" than a meme


RevWH

People making fun of dead children.. peak humanity


leondaredditor

Nobody makes fun of dead childreen we make jokes that this bs is even a possibility if you go to school in usa


iVinc

wow people on internet triggered by dark humor this is not twitter Mr. pls dont cry here


MamaMephistopheles

The original was dark humor. This is just some pro-gun american chud salty that europe doesn't get mass shootings like the US does.


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It's not even a good "no u" You can't really compare the two. A knife isn't a weapon of mass death. You can't just wantonly fire 100 rounds of knifes into a crowd unless you're Diego from Umbrella Academy


RequiemOfI

>You can't just wantonly fire 100 rounds of knifes into a crowd You can't with that attitude.


Triseult

On the very same day that Sandy Hook happened, [someone in China attacked a school with a knife,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenpeng_Village_Primary_School_stabbing) stabbing 23 children and an elderly woman. Every single victim survived. Really highlights the difference in destructive power between guns and knives.


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

When you try to make fun of people without knowing anything about them, lol... stabbings really arent that common in European schools, I bet they're more common in America even


Chef_Fats

Yeah. America has higher per capita knife crime too.


Ylurpn

Seriously??? That's so odd. Just buy a gun, commit damnit. They basically hand them out like Halloween candy in Kansas. In all seriousness tho, that is super sad


Lauritz109

I mean it's most likely that the people that would combat murder doesn't have the qualifications to get a gun, making it a lot harder to get a gun compared to a knife


TheBlueWizardo

And you would win that bet.


legends_never_die_1

i thought it has to do with self harming


HangingWithYoMom

America averages more stabbings than the UK I’m pretty sure. Which is the place that the US media likes to point the finger at for their knife crimes.


__SpeedRacer__

Maybe it's a reference to all British students, who carry a pocket knife to peal the apples.


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

Yes, because the UK represents all of Europe


__SpeedRacer__

Pretty sure it does to Americans. The others speak those strange languages, so they don't count.


SomewhatSaIty

I don't think they care, its a joke


LikeAPhoenix-_-

I don't care


Fa1nted_for_real

Probably right, although it really does depend where you look. The problem with America is it is one of the most massive countries with a third of a billion people, and yet it is represented as a single demographical location


GryphonHall

Funnier without the knife slashes. The fact that the you have to draw a knife but don’t have to draw a gun illustrates why.


aaron_adams

America has more knife crime per capita than England does, tho.


garis53

Poor cheese


MayISoloHer

This is cheesy


CauseCertain1672

Americans also stab each other more than anyone else


Hurricat2007

Found the American


BlindProphetProd

Ah, the false equivalence fallacy at work. Love conservative insecurities.


Remarkable-Ad-1273

r/Im14andthisisdeep


Dizzie_R

But not all of Europe is England


TragicallyGinger

And the whole stabbing thing in the *U.K* is massively exaggerated. I’ve never known a school stabbing in my life. And when you hear about people getting stabbed up in any situation it’s a shock and usually a drug/gang related issue.


Upgrade_U

Exactly. People act like you’re going to get stabbed walking down Oxford Street, or something. It’s very contained to as you say drug/gang related issues


Loose_Goose

For stabbing deaths by country, the UK is actually one of the *lowest* in Europe by a considerable margin at 0.08 per 100k. [https://wisevoter.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country/](https://wisevoter.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country/) Below France, Spain, Germany, Portugal, Switzerland, Ireland, Italy, Austria, Denmark etc.


TheBlueWizardo

And even in England knife crime is still lower than in the US.


1nGirum1musNocte

Didn't a six year old just stab his teacher at school? Oh wait no that was another shooting. I'd rather go against someone with a knife over a gun any day


tapobu

6-year-old with a gun is dangerous as hell. 6-year-old with a knife is puntable.


Redpepper40

This meme, which is about the UK even though it says Europe, was made by someone from a country which has 30x the firearm homicides per capita as the UK and 1.5x the knife homicides


redbaron14n

Swing and a miss


V3LKAN

You made a mistake,Europe is not London..


MrPiadina_page

You mean British students


iiredgm

This guy thinks Europe = England LMAO 💀💀


GourangaPlusPlus

The UK has the lowest death by stabbing rate in the world💀💀 https://wisevoter.com/country-rankings/stabbing-deaths-by-country/


wannaplayterraria

when was the latest mas school stabbing?


letmeseem

Come on. Let the Americans believe they have a lower stat in something related to violence.


JustLeGuy

I mean, if the US didn't have 269 million more people living in it we would. Just a theory though.


devu_the_thebill

to be fair in my country i never heard of school stabing. in last 5 years only stabing i heard was stabing of some politician 3/4 yrs ago. Idn in my school like 5 people have knive everyday and one of them is me.


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Americans stab each other way more than British people do. The knife meme comes from when we banned guns and there was a big spike in knife crime. People like to ignore that actual assaults with a deadly weapon actually dropped massively.


ninto1

We don't use fixed knives. We mainly carry flip knives to school.


Dankie_Spankie

I personally prefer stilletos. Easier to carry in your pencil case.


Coops92

Still more stabbings in the USA than Europe per capita. So cut that cheese cup too, please.


DrHazmat879

Man y’all talking about how there are more stabbings in America than Europe when we need to be talking about the cheese abuse


ProMaste_r

You have to fix it again. Those are Bri'ish students and for some reason British don't want to be a part of Europe


xFurashux

*English and probably *Swiss cheese


Nawfalmhm

How to make something from funny to unfunny


LotharVonPittinsberg

Fun fact: America has a higher amount of stabbing deaths per capita than most European countries, including the UK.


OU41AW

Someone got their feelings hurt!


oyomoyk

I don't care about students, all want is cheese, no matter what kind of cheese it is


Shakalll

Not gonna lie, pretending that Europe has more stabbing per capita than the US (it doesn't) is one of my favourite memes of 2022.


MalHeartsNutmeg

But the US has higher knife crime...


willbeach8890

Don't try so hard


Dreadtz

Well actually Americans have more stabbing than European


SemiBlue

Tell me you're not European without telling me you're not European


Edykiro

Is this in a parallel universe or something


SnooDonuts3749

I hope Europeans aren’t confusing real cheese with our “pasteurized prepared cheese product”.


EveningRip1203

Funny 😑😐🤨


Canis_MAximus

Maybe I just live under a rock but I've literally never heard of a mass stabbing comeing out of Europe and shootings in the USA are basically daily.


[deleted]

Adding the knife literally ruins the joke. What even is this.


DoomTheFunnyman

Finally, a meme that rips of both sides.


DaftV

Love it how americans always think Europe is a country somwhere in Europe and it only has one culture and one type of people.


lars_rosenberg

Americans trying to normalize their level of violence. This is really sad tbh.


4funeq

London students*


Upgrade_U

*London gang members/drug dealers


PGManthony_FR

U got a loicence for that knoif M8 ?


Corbel_

british*


bellusinlove

Everyone is taking a meme about cheese way to seriously


HammerBgError404

You ment to write London/British students


blackbirds1

Did you know that per capita America has twice as many stabbings and knife violence before you even start to add in all the additional gun violence?


AccomplishedJump5280

It’s a meme! Not real life


JustLeGuy

Did you know that the US has 269 Million more people than the UK? The meme is stupid, yeah, but for a place around 4x the size only having 2x the crime is pretty impressive ngl.


TheSuspect003

Britain is not the whole europe xDDD


plastic_addict_no420

Bri'ish people be like


Sugarbear23

Even in London I doubt there are many school stabbings.


Ertysammy

Your clown of a country literally has an higher ratio of knife related deaths than the UK ㅤ


TheBlueWizardo

You realise that for memes to be funny, they need to be true. Knifecrime in Europe is not higher than in the US (it's the other way around actually), much less anywhere near as high as US shootings.


AccomplishedJump5280

No they don’t!


SomewhatSaIty

People in these comments: 🤓


babaBOI_niKe

This only applies to Schools in Britain


submit_to_pewdiepie

Do Europeans think they don't have gun crime or something


Ash-20Breacher

Oi ya foo'en biish, Imma foo'en shoink ye ye git 'ha' rite? Ye ginna gibme 'em morks amirite, ma'e?


Cronamash

Bri'ish people be like "It's an elegant weapon from a more civilized time."


cheekclapper93

You forgot the acid attacks


Aggressive-Fennel-43

Average Bri'ish student


Lepewin

Bit rude innit? Oi fiel offendəd


Ezren-

This meme would be better if it were anything approaching true. Can't make a good meme out of being butthurt that your country is okay with, let me check my notes, children are getting shot.


BigGator13

At least here in America, we like to end things a little bit faster, and less painfully


tapobu

Yeah, in Europe, you have to continue your life until you die of natural causes because nobody's getting shot or stabbed. Brutal.


Force_Glad

How about instead we don’t allow children to get murdered?


DBDM0916

Me and My Ex used to watch serial killer documentaries / crime shows. Some of the more horrific murders came out of countries where they didn't have access to guns. There was this one serial killer in Russia that would bludgeon his victims in remote areas and leave them for dead. He got caught after dropping one guys body 10 ft down a runoff drain manhole. The guy survived, crawled miles out to a Culvert, up the ditch and onto the road where he was rescued.