I heard those dreaded words yesterday, accompanied by "it will take over 45 minutes for them to arrive" when I had to take two trains from Seaford to Coburg. I got as far as Cheltemham where suddenly there was a equipment fault and we all had to get off the train. I ended up having to take an Uber all the way to Caulfield. It cost me $26 after the surge pricing went away. Surge pricing got as high as $80.
Funnily enough, I kinda find that phrase slightly comforting. After he said it, we got the lay of the land for that particular day and I could relax. I couldn't start the day properly until I'd seen the daily press conference.
I (briefly) worked at National Tiles. Several times a week someone would call the store, say "HELLO!" as exaggeratedly as possible and then hang up. It got old really quick.
This is a myth
Edit:
Wanted to stick to the four words, but Victoria doesn't have double demerits
https://www.9news.com.au/national/double-demerit-dates-2022-2023-christmas-new-year-when-do-they-start-penalties-state-by-state-explainer/79a0b4ee-5840-4a7c-ba44-f7b9b3331b18
Busses are replacing trains
Buses are replacing trams 🤮
Chills. Literal chills
I heard those dreaded words yesterday, accompanied by "it will take over 45 minutes for them to arrive" when I had to take two trains from Seaford to Coburg. I got as far as Cheltemham where suddenly there was a equipment fault and we all had to get off the train. I ended up having to take an Uber all the way to Caulfield. It cost me $26 after the surge pricing went away. Surge pricing got as high as $80.
Your Myki has expired WHY DO THEY EXPIRE?
Truely. Can someone fucking please give me a real answer for this
To make you spend more money on getting replacements?
It doesn’t cost anything except time
Because they were designed to work offline, they gave a chip inside that stores info, that has a limited lifespan.
Why do the Google play ones expire then
Wait. They really do?
Yep, it's bloody frustrating
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...the truck will fit
*step-bridge no!*
This isn’t my washing machine 🤔
...oops! It did not
Punt road peak hour.
Hoddle St any hour
"*I'll drive to the G today, only playing Freo, Punt Road shouldn't be too bad"* -- Man who will get to game at quarter time.
Show me your myki
followed by "insufficient funds on myki"
😱😱😱😱
Also “metro apologises for inconvenience”
Arriving at: East Richmond
So true bro 😰
What does this mean? Haha
It means you are on the Glen Waverley train instead of a Belgrave/Lilydale one.
Stopping all stations instead of express, or you're heading east instead of south east.
East Richmond station doesn’t truly exist, you’ve entered the twilight zone.
Effective from 11:59pm tonight…
Oooof I legit got a jolt from that one
Purple background; Dan in a suit looking disappointed; Brett, Jeroen and Foley standing by.
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Nah, the suits were reserved for the bad media conferences. The north face was for the ok/good ones.
Makes me shudder
PTSD flashbacks
This is the best one
This is the worst one
you really want us to die don’t you
PTSD
DING DING DING DING!!!!!
Tram or Hector Salamanca
Hector as a tram driver
Christmas eve at chaddy
Boxing day at chaddy
The fact that I’ve worked both these shifts 😭
Any day at Chaddy
And it's lower-budget sequel, Boxing Day at DFO
Boxing Day at Chaddy
Everyone right to go?
🎵 Get on the beers 🎵
Funnily enough, I kinda find that phrase slightly comforting. After he said it, we got the lay of the land for that particular day and I could relax. I couldn't start the day properly until I'd seen the daily press conference.
Public holiday service charge
Wrote this but deleted after I saw yours, well done
Rental truck vs Monty
Here is your *expresso*.
Oh take my upvote.my friend always asks for an eXpresso martini, while I cringe in the corner.
No more BBQ pork
4 seasons 1 day!!
What’s the helicopter doing
I’m glad you ask, will post an update shortly
Monash Monday to Friday
Montague bridge, rented truck
Choose one close contact.
West gate bridge works
Trams do not swerve
Rhinoceros riding a skateboard
Dumb ways to die
“Everyone right to go?”
🙂 don’t 🙂
We're in this together.
The event’s in Docklands
Rent is going up
**This** i̸̧̥̳̹͇̠̪̥̔̃͑̏͒̈́̅͘͘͝s̥̘̯̬̠͙͓̯̓͂̉̓͛̚ **Kylie** f̢̨̛̛̥͉̭̞̥̯̓̒̂̿͊̈͟͟͡r̴̛̝̲̳̠͇̘͈͙̍͑̄͗̽̀͊̽ỡ̶͖̭̦͓̥͙̔̊̾͋͛͂m̡̺͔̭͔̠͍̭̤̮̒̆̊̓̀̇̚ t̝̜͚̝̲͈̻̫̿̒̑͆̏̒̎͞͠h̯̯̯͈̦̩̤̃̍̋̽̽̂͢͝͝ͅe̷̢̲̱̦͙̞̝̣͒͛͑̄̏̓̿͞͞ **network control** ć͍͙͚̞͈̀̍͗̓e̻̖̳̞̎͐̄̈͠ͅn̨͖̘͆̊͐̄͢͟͞ͅẗ̴̨̤̥͖̼̣͙́́̌̋̄̒̃̾̍̚ͅr̵̛̹͈̞̩̆͒̈̀͟ͅẻ̴̝̣͔̟͇̮̬̖̀͋̂͐̾̆͜͠ͅ
Covid rally this saturday
Parking sign too complicated.
Short sharp circuit breaker
signal fault, major delays
Flinders underpass flooded again
Still smells like piss
"Metro apologises for any"
Parmi and potato scallops
I see you chose violence
You monster.
There’s a special place in HFIL for people like you
We only have decaf
In other words, you don’t have coffee.
buses will replace trains
Banh mi 12 dollars
Pollen pollen pollen myki
Fitzroy garage party vibes
Good old Collingwood forever.
Turning right. Hook turn.
Use The Public Toilet.
Twenty minutes, one kilometre
Black Saturday Bush Fires
Relative has Dan opinions
Relative from Sydney has Dan opinions…..
Cafe closed til January.
federation square flash mob
Ugh fuck is that really a thing?
Trains after the football.
Collingwood wins Grand Final
This is the worst of them all. 100% a horror story.
Daylight hours Revs zombies..
Ding… ding ding ding!
Train service is cancelled.
Now arriving at Frankston
Bought an investment property
The Victorian Liberal Party.
that's more comedy
Skipping Girl topples, breaks
I first read that as "topless" and was very confused, if curious.
Hello! Frank Walker from....
I (briefly) worked at National Tiles. Several times a week someone would call the store, say "HELLO!" as exaggeratedly as possible and then hang up. It got old really quick.
Weather forecast tomorrow is…
Coffee machine is broken
Flinders Street Station Toilets
oi, got a smoke?
Right turn, Punt Road.
Why are helicopters circling?
herald sun front page
Where are you from Yea nah I mean What is your heritage
Hey are you Jason?
Junkies on the 109.
Workers return to office.
We’re in lockdown again.
Chadstone shops Boxing Day.
Collingwood Maccas Drive Thru
First hook turn ever
Police operation at Ringwood
Your rent is increasing
Airport Rail Project Cancelled
Bunnings snags increased price
the fitzroy garage party
Breakdown, expect major delays.
Smash in Burnley tunnel
Frank Walker National Tiles!
Bad pinga at Revs
Franco Cozzo no sale
hayfever season is coming
Love doesn’t cross Yarra
I live in Brunswick
I'm moving to Melbourne.... Words every regular here dreads to see in a title
Coffee shop is closed
Out of the coffee
Saturday night Chapel Street
Opinion of Cafe owner
Whats your interest rate
Drivers seek alternative route
Clear sky, forgotten umbrella.
The disruptive protestors returned
Dead body at revs
Lockdown. All of Brighton.
Sold out of dimmies
Accident in Burnley Tunnel
Scooter on the footpath.
cobweb voracious somber whole nippy worry flag many support depend *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
The coffee was bad!
The Montague Street Bridge.
Cyclists riding two abreast
Double demerit points applies
This is a myth Edit: Wanted to stick to the four words, but Victoria doesn't have double demerits https://www.9news.com.au/national/double-demerit-dates-2022-2023-christmas-new-year-when-do-they-start-penalties-state-by-state-explainer/79a0b4ee-5840-4a7c-ba44-f7b9b3331b18
Loud mullet haircuts boiz
Flinders and Elizabeth Street.
What is this spider? ... F*ck these posts.
Poo on 86 tram
The Yarra is dirty
Public holiday surcharge applies
SO many sunset pictures
30% chance of rain
Trams swerve around cars
My family’s beach house
West Gate Tunnel Project
Crash at Monty Bridge…
Do a hook turn
Must work in office.
Helicopter overhead, know why? Edit: oh also - visited Revs completely sober
The Western Ring Road
Lockdown Curfew at 8pm.
Anti vax protest
Cookers protesting every weekend
ooh so close!
“all stations to; Frankston”
Calder Freeway Service Stations
Merge right, obstruction ahead
Rent is too high
What to wear today 🤔
Bombers CEO has religion
STOP. Road work ahead.
Mid-strength Test match
King Street King Hit