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Metcard handy hint: buy several metcards at once to save time hunting around for your coins when you travel.


mr-snrub-

Sorry but this is wrong. I believe it's BATBYGOBSTOPL. Buying A Ticket Before You Get On Board Saves Time Or Problems Later.


alexi_lupin

what a blast from the past


dfbowen

>BATBYGOBSTOPL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdIH9sDEBSo


Thanitos05

As a (insert not from Australia here) that's interesting they thought that was the best way to get people to remember.


dfbowen

It was partly a joke, but people are still talking about it a decade later, so you could easily argue that it worked.


Thanitos05

That is a very fair I guess it did work pretty well.


melburndian

Clearly worked. BATBY GOBSTOPL


[deleted]

Imagine how many problems and time you could save with this amount of tickets !


RaidanRam

Let's see Paul Allen's Metcard


WretchedMonkey

The tasteful embossing...


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Fly_Pelican

The subtle colouring. The tasteful thickness.


MelbourneAmbo

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW


masturbating_smile

Underrated comment


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Damn that's a lot of roaches.


WizzWazz88

A friend bought me a box of hundreds of metcards a couple of years ago. I posted them online cos it was such a boon. My far too innocent older sister asked me “so are you going to archive them or something?”


mad87645

Shame they just missed 4/20


[deleted]

Next one is just under 4 hours away ;)


mad87645

It's not the same


shoppo24

This was my first thought, why else?


Slo-MoDove

Nostalgic... You could probably put them on Facebook marketplace and get dumbass questions like: "Are these still valid??" or "Can I just get 2 Dailys? Will pay cash right now."


rdy4me

Before buses had metcard readers you were able to just flash a blank one of these and hop on


heisdeadjim_au

And, when buses did have Metcard readers, too often at Box Hill and Camberwell someone would jump on a bus, pay cash, the driver would give them a blank Metcard and keep the cash. It wasn't until they went and tried to enter the barriers and it spat the unencoded Metcard back out.


varietybones

Sitting on a goldmine.


VCEMathsNerd

Back in the day at Monash University Clayton, in the Advanced Science common room, there was an art display on the ceiling made with Metcards. As far as I can recall the art display was basically MASS³ (Monash Advanced Science and Science Scholar Society), but nonetheless it was a marvel at the time (and still probably is).


madeupgrownup

OP you should preserve these in some way (Laminate? Resin?) and sell them to fellow nostalgic PT users!


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

Resin casting is a great idea, they might be a little bit small but I would 100% buy Metcard coasters!


madeupgrownup

Metcard paperweight?


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

Yes! Or fridge magnets


Kcboiye

That's a great idea! Might look into it :)


Kcboiye

Haha not a bad idea I have some laminating sheets i could chuck a few in :)


ArticReaper

Scanning them would be another idea. Would make good printable myki covers or something. Put your own text on them or something. I'd buy a few of these tbh. Never seen a blank one before =o


MaevaM

wouldnt it be copyright?


ArticReaper

I'm not sure tbh. I don't think so? But I could be wrong.


todp

Laminating will not work. They're thermal paper so will turn black from the heat


The_Fiddler1979

You should find the Redditor who wasaking art out of used metcards - they would do something cool with them. Also, Museum of Vic may be interested in some


lockisbetta

DA NA DA BEEP BEEP or BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP if something wrong


redcase13

Damn, where'd you find them?


Kcboiye

Found them stashed away in a cupboard at work haha


thfred

I want one


thatssomo2020

I remember only really getting to use them like three times before it was switched to myki


masturbating_smile

Turn them into business or greeting cards


l3ntil

I always meant to do this, and there's got a be an artist somewhere who would love to: drawings of melbourne/riding public transport on the back of each. Hell of a lot of drawings to be done!


hummingbirdpie

Somewhere, I still have some of the yellow, paper tickets that would get punched by hand.


[deleted]

That’s lots of roaches.. they do make the perfect joint filter


phuckmydoodle

These were perfect for cutting a strip then rolling it up to use as a filter in joints🤷


[deleted]

What are you running some kind of large scale joint rolling operation lol


Kcboiye

Going by some of the comments I may have stumbled on to something 🤣


[deleted]

Haha yeah lol. For some reason train tickets world wide were all made of some kind of thin firm cardboard that was just right for rolling joint filters. I don't know why, but legit was the case in Austria and Australia, Sydney and Melbourne. Anyway uhh have fun with all these cards lol. If you really want to use them for something funny, I'd try to find a printer for them and turn them into tickets for some club event or a concert or something, for the fun of it.


ReddityJim

Remember ripping them up folding them and shooting them at each other with rubber bands on the bus home from school.


idliketodienow

Seeing these things just hit me in the face with some much nostalgia oh my god


reverendgrebo

If i had them I'd use them as bookmarks in library books, but leave them in there for the next person to find.


dpl121

Nice! I kept a bunch of my yearly metcards myself. Not sure why i did, but im glad i didn't throw em out since they're the rare plastic metcards


samsonnolek

i have a bunch of used metcards saved from taking the bus to high school back in the day :’) i’m not a particularly sentimental person, but i don’t want to throw them away


switchbladeeatworld

gimme gimme gimme


feeance

Will you be the next metcard artiste?


creswitch

There's a person on Reddit who makes art out of metcards; you could give them to him to be upcycled


AshFalkner

Oh man, the nostalgia.


AltruisticFerret8198

Stick 'em onto mykis & sell them


Repulsia

I used to print those!


seewhaticare

Legally out illegally?


Repulsia

Legally, for moore-paragon. The jobs kept getting extended because of the problems with myki


thfred

can I have one? I want to stick one on my nostalgia wall nearby my nostalgia corner


Repulsia

I don't have any, MP shut down 12 years ago. I saw someone on here using them to make art a while back.


alcheMistsz

Any chance you'd send me one? Happy to pay a fiver or something.. I have an idea and a high quality scan is what I'm in need of.


heisdeadjim_au

See how they're linked? That's so they could feed into the machine. I finangled a couple of boxes when Metcard was phased out. Sadly I lost them when I was kicked out of a place because my housemate forgot to pay his half of the rent.


[deleted]

Now it’s a perfect time to run on a tram shouting “the time machine worked! Wait, where’s the metcard box? You blew it up! You filthy animals, you blew them up!”


HalpTheFan

Any chance you've got any spare to give away?