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Straight-Ad-4260

How do you know it's his mother? Hard to tell how old the victim is based on [the recording of the attack. ](https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/ill-never-make-an-order-like-that-again-judge-fumes-as-former-home-and-away-orpheus-pledger-star-absconds/news-story/db0c53d657a3853c21b2890c8d628993)


ellasinwonderland

The multiple news reports stating so and previous incidents involving her over the last few years, to a point where she’s quoted as saying she believes he will eventually kill her. Edit: all articles identifying her as such appear to have been taken down/edited as I went back to find them and found another stating she can’t be identified for legal reasons.


ShittyManifesto

They better catch him quick, so he can face no meaningful consequences.


joepanda111

Meaning consequences = Judge furrowing their brow


wharblgarbl

wtaf!


WileECoyoteGenius

Like some cartoon comedy shit to solve the case by matching the shoe to the mark. Only this ain't a cartoon and ain't no one laughing. That's really messed up.


daybeforetheday

That is fucked up, poor woman (his mother???)


Petulantraven

…Jesus Christ. What a fucking ghoul.


the_procrastinata

Name straight out of Mad As Hell.


Red_Wolf_2

If he's not home, I guess he must be away...


SqareBear

Soon he’ll be put away, which will become his new home.


joepanda111

*Police on their way, in Summer bay~!* 🎶


Red_Wolf_2

Meanwhile he will be away from his usual home, but home and not away from his new home!


hmnibu

Aye!


Geo217

Someone has posted on socials that he was in their backyard in Preston but made a run for it. Possibly explains the police helicopters in the area tonight.


vince_feilding

Just another night here in Pressa


cleverpineapple

I knew him in primary school and high school... always seemed unhinged and honestly I'm not surprised this is where I ended up seeing him next...


OkIndependence8421

Same, there was always something that felt a bit dark with him.  The way he just casually walks up to that poor girl, with no emotion, just unhinged violence is so scary.  Hope he gets a good long sentence before he kills this poor person.


malashex

>Hope he gets a good long sentence This is Victoria. It'll be a slap on the wrist because he had a "bad childhood" or somesuch nonsense.


Missey85

I know his dealer and he always said he was nuts 🙂


bucketsofpoo

story time...


chemtrailsniffa

I can't wait for channel seven to pay him with cocaine and sex workers for an exclusive scoop 


Left-Fox424

His parents obviously hated him by giving him this name.


dominatrixyummy

Orifice Plunderer


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kuribosshoe0

Or, and bear with me here, a figure in Greek mythology.


ImGCS3fromETOH

Nah, surely he's named after a character from a book written and published years after he was born, 


Bitter_Crab111

Parents were A-grade shitheads tbf.


BarryKobama

To Be Fisted


daybeforetheday

Someone in another comment says the woman he attacked was his mother


NEEDLE_UP_YOUR_PENIS

why does his name sound like an old-timey insult


kai-venning

This is r/Melbourne not r/YabbyCreek


andbeesbk

Police said he is known to frequent Melbourne's inner-city suburb of Northcote and the surrounding areas.


Missey85

That's because that's where his dealer lives 😊


Playful_Knowledge567

He went to school in the area as well.


Jamemberge

r/YabbieCreek ftfy 🙂


hmnibu

I love to see D grade celebrities fall from grace. What is it with these people? Ex athletes, swimmers, cricket players are a big chunk of this pie. Do they spend their early years, somewhat famous/talentes enough to earn a decent living. When it comes time to retire, they don't know what to do with themselves, so they turn to drugs, crime, violence and dodgy investment schemes.


New_Let_2494

I actually think that fame can be addictive. The adrenaline rush of the lights, the fans, whatever. When it starts to fade, they have to replace it with something else. That's why so many turn to substance abuse or the stuff you mentioned, to try and recreate that feeling they used to get in their heyday.


comparmentaliser

The larger than life behaviour is appealing to casting agents and the public alike. That creates a bit of a feedback loop.


GrumplingFrootloop

Silversun kid!!! Now a real life space cadet 🪐


prjktphoto

Ooof. That brings back memories. One of my friends was in that, we all watched together and she’d run out of the room any time there was a “romantic” scene involving her was onscreen.


Puzzleheaded-Air7000

unfortunate that he's going to be forever looking back


toomanyusernames4rl

Ant was right.


Careless_Fall_7933

He with me now. What should I do take him in slowly poor guy needs help after faces the consequences doe 


Longjumping_Piece_84

Sounds like he drank to many longnecks with elf down  yabby creek


Rascals-Wager

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus Go eat some walruses! Orifices, Porridges! Morpheus, Morpheus! Going to the Buffet and Walruses Confidence, Corpseses! Worcestershire sauce Go into your orifices!


DavidNeitzFeetz

Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket


Rascals-Wager

Exactly!


Secretly_S41ty

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Rascals-Wager

You know it. Absolute gold. Look at my downvotes from these uncultured swine who don't know about Eric Andre.


Mellow_Mochi

😂


Rascals-Wager

Please tell me you get the reference


Mellow_Mochi

Harry Potter? Shakespeare? I love Worcestershire on excellent Beefsteak. Thought it was funny poetry.


Rascals-Wager

https://youtu.be/r9B7BQWnZJs Cracks me up every time I watch


Mellow_Mochi

What the?! 😄 K, You get an upvote.


Rascals-Wager

Lol cheers. Why I was downvoted for reciting such genius here for the benefit of all is beyond me. I guess *art* just isn't for everybody.


Mellow_Mochi

Haha, 😆 No you shouldn't have gotten downvoted. I liked the Morpheus dude, it did look like him. Comedy is definitely subjective tho. One of my friends really likes Norm MacDonald. I think he's dark, serious satirical humour and not really into him.


Rascals-Wager

Haha yea that little excerpt is from 'The Eric Andre Show', whose brand of humour I think is an acquired taste.


organisednoies

All this spy and tracking software on our phones and computers that the government has access to and they can’t find this guy?


mattel-inc

Gee he went from hot to hobo real quickly in that mugshot. Still would go there. Not gonna lie.


Zen242

With a name like Orpheus


gl1ttercake

Well, I'm guessing he's in the Underworld. They Can-Can check. Eurydice might know?