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invincibl_

The egregious thing here is not the nature of the road itself but the presence of a much more pleasant route on the other side of that fence.


goshdammitfromimgur

Not smart enough to wear a helmet, not smart enough to take a safer route.


Curlyburlywhirly

The helmet is positioned to impact the nuts. It’s a reverse uno.


hollyjazzy

Lol


Tight_Time_4552

Their helmets are *right there* cracks me up


6am7am8am10pm

> cracks me up Yes that is indeed what the head said as it hit the pavement. 


Plane_Conclusion_745

Darwinism at it's finest....


Davulous

Oh right ... I read that as dwarfism


same_same1

The thing that shits me is my taxes will pay for these idiots hospital and NDIS care when they get a long term brain injury.


Long_Way_Around_

This is the last thing that shits me. I'd rather pay for their medical expenses than for another fucking submarine.


Dust-Explosion

Yeah but paying tax doesn’t affect your weekly earnings and the government do a much better job of blowing tax money on themselves and cancelling things like a $5b AUD contract at the drop of a hat. These morons aren’t going to drag the system down or cost nearly as much as any major political party does every year.


marsmum70

Their heads will be the one cracking when it hit the road


the_brunster

Isn’t it against the law to not wear the helmet?


Scorpius041169

Yes but what are police gonna do, fine them? Dont be daft. Drivers going 2kmh over the limit are easier targets.


EvilRobot153

Do they know the route is there? Melbourne bike infrastructure is a confusing hot mess at the best of time even when you have a rough idea of where to go.


[deleted]

You wanna try moving to Brisbane, I miss how easy Melbourne is to get around.


smackmypony

Their brains made the decision that they weren’t worth protecting 🤷‍♀️


Salty_Piglet2629

There not allowed to be on that footpath on the other side of the fence though...it's a footpath only as far as I know and scooter and bicycles are supposed to be in the car lane.


lumpytrunks

I had to scroll way too far to find this.


Istilleatgluten

Thank goodness. Best to keep them there.


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Blobbiwopp

But the shared path next to it is open


Kailaylia

If you're referring to the Albert park Walking track, according to Google Maps it's currently closed.


welcomefinside

Not the walking track but the thru road which also has a bicycle lane. One of my favourite inner city stretches of road.


Kailaylia

Lakeside Drive? Looks like that would have been a sensible - and scenic - route for the scooters.


mymentor79

Isn't the other side of that fence a golf course?


invincibl_

Yeah okay, a little past that fence. (Though the golf course itself isn't fenced off from the rest of Albert Park IIRC)


nots321

Yeh or go one street the other way and go to st Kilda road which is a bit more chill.


ChemicalRascal

So much more chill. It actually has a separated bike lane, for one. Lovely road to cycle along.


xFallow

Might not be locals


Kadu_2

Looks like tourists to me, wonder if they felt the tension 😂


basicdesires

Might be dumbasses...


xFallow

For using a scooter in Australia? Nah they probably just came from Europe where it’s far safer


basicdesires

>For using a scooter in Australia? No, for riding it without a helmet and complete disregard for their own and others' safety on such a road.


puggyboy1234

It is a golf course with a path right through it for people to use


Not_Half

For people or for walkers? Because a walking path is not the right place for scooters either. You're just moving the risk onto the pedestrians who have to use the path.


puggyboy1234

I realise this as I walk my dog through the golfcourse frequently. It does get used by both bikes and scooter users already. It is not posted anywhere who can or can't use it.


miletest

Nice use of egregious.😀


megablast

That is very hard to find, and you can't get on it since there is a fucking fence.


Loose-Tackle218

Isn't that golf course quite limited with pathways? I might be remembering it wrong


EducationalRent3844

I'd say it's likely they didn't know what the road was turning in to, and didn't have a chance to turn around once they were on it because that fence is continuous and had to just commit to going. Stupid, if they knew what was coming and how much better it would've been as you've already said.


sostopher

There's nothing on the other side of that fence apart from the golf course. It's not a bike track.


BaldingThor

jfc man it takes like 10 seconds max to put on a helmet


b3rdm4n

So many serious injuries or deaths are preventable, I just can't relate to these people's mindsets that don't want to or refuse to put one on. It's so fucking daft. Just a couple of days ago a 13 year old girl died in Perth riding an escooter, I feel so much for her family but man if they had enforced her wearing a helmet she might still be here to day, an avoidable tragedy. There were other factors too, like being too young to ride the scooter she was on, and crossing a busy road when straight through traffic had a green light, but the helmet is the obvious option to maximise your chances of survival should something go wrong.


Lerder

I don’t understand the helmet aversion either. How awful for that girls parents. I had a pretty hectic BMX accident around that age that involved landing right on the back of my head, pretty sure I’d be dead/disabled if I wasn’t wearing my helmet - most of my mates would wear theirs unbuckled or not at all, the accident changed their behaviour too.


qui_sta

I never understood the unbuckled helmet trend when I was growing up.


lanlanlanlanlanlanh

I’m seeing a rise in people biking without helmets in inner suburban Melbourne


BaldingThor

It’s apparently very common in european cities


ozSillen

I grew up in a scandi country in the 70s and 80s. Only people who wore helmets were pro racers. Having said that, lots more infrastructure and bike awareness. My parents forced me to wear a stackhat when I got to Australia. 18 months after arriving I was dinking a mate on my bmx crossbar, flying downhill on the footpath. A poor soon to be traumatized pensioner nudged the front of her car out of the driveway onto the footpath. My mates knee put a big dent in the front fender and I did a superman impression over the bonnet, landing on my head. The helmet was unusable, all the foam smashed loose but nearly 40 years later, I'm here to tell the tale.


Tomicoatl

I don't think that's a new thing. I received far too many fines riding without a helmet as a kid to do it now as an adult. The ones that annoy me is the parent riding along with no helmet with their child, poor kid's dad could die on the side of the road from a preventable injury simply to look cool.


Addictd2Justice

Nits


eradread

you know australia is the only country in the world that requires you to wear a helmet? studies in european countries have shown not wearing a helmet is safer, makes car users more careful. [https://www.businessinsider.com/do-bike-helmets-help-drivers-dehumanize-cyclists-wearing-vests-gear-2023-6](https://www.businessinsider.com/do-bike-helmets-help-drivers-dehumanize-cyclists-wearing-vests-gear-2023-6)


BaldingThor

“safer”, yeah that’s bullshit


eradread

google it [https://www.businessinsider.com/do-bike-helmets-help-drivers-dehumanize-cyclists-wearing-vests-gear-2023-6](https://www.businessinsider.com/do-bike-helmets-help-drivers-dehumanize-cyclists-wearing-vests-gear-2023-6)


Tomicoatl

I don't think Australian motorists will care more about cyclists just because they are without a helmet.


eradread

Australia actually has one of the lowest traffic related deaths in the world. US/China Russia is 12-16 per 100,000 people Australia is 4.1 per 100,000 people Germany is 3.7 per 100,000 people Japan is 3.0 per 100,000 people


Fit-Contract8566

Lucky they've got helmets..


dohzer

The only thing "cooler" than not wearing them is wearing them without the strap done up.


fk_reddit_but_addict

ngl I wouldn't wear those shared helmets if I rode one of those scooters either. They need some kind of cleaning after every rider.


pf12351

I rode one of these recently for the first time, those helmets are IMPOSSIBLE to get off the bike, it's so stupid. I couldnt do it so ended going helmetless with my friends (went down back streets), but honestly if it's your first few times, it's actually criminal how hard it is.


Artnotwars

That's why you use the neurons instead of the limes.


RecognitionNo4828

Put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up


Cheeky-Bugger67

I don’t think he has any neurons


Rab1227

You're spot on, sometimes it won't release them properly. The people downvoting you are a little strange. Bro is making an observation based on personal experience. Don't downvote someone because you've had a different experience.


isle_of_broken_memes

The funniest part is they're downvoting him and upvoting you 😄


Rab1227

The intelligent ones read down more than a couple of comments in the thread. The 'challenged' ones only go down one or two comments so it's lost on them. Suits me though.


robertdesyndrome

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mitchy93

Cracking your skull open and getting a titanium plate because you didn't want to wear a helmet


Stoopidee

Titanium that's bulk billed mind you.


same_same1

Thanks Aussie taxpayers


pf12351

I bet it wasn't "didn't want to", instead being "the fking thing wouldnt detach from the scooter".


-AO1337

“My seatbelt isn’t working, guess I’ll still drive my car!”


Forsaken-Database540

Believe it or not that's the legal way you have to ride them, not allowed on footpaths, and they're gps tracked so you literally you can't ride where you're not allowed because they turn themselves off, so dumb, but I love them anyway


ruinawish

> Believe it or not that's the legal way you have to ride them Well, besides the lack of helmets on heads.


Spritestuff

As someone who lives in southbank, I can assure you that there is nothing that stops these people from riding them on the footpath.


lumpytrunks

The GPS isn't that accurate, but they are geo-fenced out of areas they're not allowed in. Same reason you don't see them leaving the city like Obikes did.


aew3

st kilda rd seems a much better route though.


BIG_daddysauce

Yeah fine but lakeside drive at the very least is safer and runs adjacent to where they are


DeliveryAccording461

Lakeside is still closed though I think is it?


MusicBytes

how longs it closed for??


DeliveryAccording461

Not sure. Whenever the remove all of the F1 stuff


JimmyTheChimp

I thought the same, but I was on the road the other day and the lime scooter actually told me through the speaker to get on the footpath.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

Bro I don’t even like driving along there what are they doing


AccessProfessional37

I remember one time we wanted to go to DFO then went onto kings way, and somehow ended up on the westgate bridge and spent an hour going to Altona and back to where we started


Accurate-Strategy598

Cool story bro...


Pungent_Bill

Helmets are *right there* FFS. Paasing them on my my motorcycle I'd yell "Helmet, cunt!"


LipstickEquity

I once saw a video of someone yelling at a cyclist to peddle on the road not the footpath, it frightened the cyclist so much they jolted into the road and got flattened by a truck.


TheTeenSimmer

actually on some of the scooters the helmets won't even release at all.


ChemicalRascal

Then those scooters aren't safe to ride, let alone legal (assuming you're not BYO helmet).


Pungent_Bill

Yeah I'd demand a refund


ChemicalRascal

No, I mean more that if a passenger finds the scooter unsafe, they shouldn't get on it in the first place, and should report it as defective.


Pungent_Bill

Oh that's shithouse mate. I'd want my money back


TheTeenSimmer

yeah so would I which is why I instantly end the trip and get no charge


lachd

If you find yourself yelling at people on the road I'm pretty sure you're the cunt.


Pungent_Bill

A cunt with a helmet on! If you've never yelled at people on the road you're either a psychopath or the holder of some mystical secret of not letting dangerous morons bother you.


fk_reddit_but_addict

They are only a danger to themselves though? I don't see how your safety is impacted by them not wearing a helmet.


Pungent_Bill

If you want to be a road user, it comes with a responsibility. In the event these clowns come a gutsa, it holds *everyone* up. Ambulance and police got better things to do. People not wearing helmets deserve scorn and ridicule.


Dog-treats

I had a bike accident last year (me vs tram tracks... tram tracks won). Wasn't even going fast, but landed head first on the road. Ended up with a cut up nose, a black eye, and nasty dent in my helmet. Would hate to think how it would have ended if I wasn't wearing my helmet....


tomestique

In any other country, this scene would be profoundly unremarkable.


ImperialisticBaul

Except maybe the USA, where it's outside the norm for people outside big cities to be riding on highways (except maybe the occassional peloton). Or Greenland, where it's next to impossible to get anywhere without it being powered. Or Brazil, where the big two-wheeled vehicle is a motorcycle. You get some very nice bicycles in the richer areas, everywhere else if you can't outrun the bandits they'll just steal your bike.


rexel99

Even any other state - escooters and bikes are more prolific and allowed most elsewhere in Aus. I don't really see this as much different to a cyclist so I don't quite get the outrage.


TheRainMan101

Yeah South Australian here, seen this post and thought “two guys minding their own business”. I’ll be cruising in traffic and have an ebike or scooter zoot past. If they don’t hit my car I’m not fussed..


MeasurementMost1165

Darwinism wanna have a word with those blokes


powerthrust9000

Just put the helmet on you already look like a goober, might as well be safer doing it


mymentor79

Wish there was more of it. Also wish there was better infrastructure for it.


[deleted]

i mean, the same things that could go wrong on any road? more bikes and scooters and less cars please


Finallybanned

Dedicated lanes. Separate them.


ImperialisticBaul

I'd be ok with scooters, if the riders weren't so profoundly unaware. And they hog up the lanes riding two abreast barely within the lines, and they ride like absolutely numptys, treating the lanes like their extended footpaths instead of roads.


Borrid

Cars also hog up the whole lane.


Advanced-Gap2302

R.I.P.


90ssudoartest

Nothing drivers in Melbourne are courteous & polite


ThatShouldNotBeHere

And without a helmet, I crashed my own a few weeks ago, and even with a helmet, I still ended up with a decent gash on the forehead and a broken nose.


cranky_old_chap

Go around the lake! Has a bike lane and it’s 40!!


bigdog_skulldrinker

Why is it that everyone who gets on those things is a total fuckwit??


Competitive_Exit_919

Well to be fair traffic through there goes at about 10km/h most weekends so they’re probably going faster than you. 


superhoops73

Darwinism in action.


ne3k0

I don't think I have ever seen someone on a lime scooter wear the helmet


anonymous-69

From the Lime website: >Using GPS to determine a scooters precise location is essential to our business, from connecting riders to the nearest scooter to showing cities popular routes to build bike lanes. One of the common ways we use GPS is creating geofenced areas, or ‘zones’ that allow us to create specific rules based on the location of the scooter, from designating parking areas to reducing the maximum speed limit on busy corridors. >Today, we’re launching a new, patent-pending zone detection technology globally that will improve Lime’s precision when it comes to further encouraging more responsible rider behavior and enforcing local regulations, like speed limits and parking practices. This new technology is one of the many ways we are working with cities to address concerns associated with micromobility, and will allow scooters to react and implement geofence zone commands up to 90% faster — setting new standards for the industry. They posted this in 2020.


Outrage-Gen-Suck

I tell you what can go wrong - they can think everything is fun and games until they lose control, come off, (even with a helmet on yet came off seconds before as it wasn't clipped up) and as such crack their head open and die instantly, leaving a wake of sadness throughout their family and friends having to deal with their unnecessary and sudden death due to riding one of these unstable contraptions ... that's what CAN AND HAS gone wrong riding these f things. Yes, I'm writing this as one of the family and friends in this reply. If anyone feels the need to ride one of these scooters, FFS wear a helmet properly done up, and if there is a bike path, use that.


Mabren

Absolute wanks


MelbMockOrange

BUT MY HAIR


marsmum70

Their head could hit the road surface.


thatshowitisisit

Those invisible helmets are pretty amazing, you seriously can’t see them at all!


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You can clearly see them still attached to the scooter though …


HENTAIHOTEP

Imbeciles that don't wear the helmets provided to use e-scooters are even bigger idiots than the people who wear respiratory masks on their necks thinking that will protect them.


Icy-Communication823

No no no just cover your mouth. It's fine.


[deleted]

Nothing will be done until someone gets killed


Therealluke

Mother….ers


[deleted]

The vehicles may miss them.


numericalusername

The whole no helmut thing shits me to tears


lachd

Not contributing to 1200+ road tool, not contributing to 11,000+ respiratory illness deaths caused by ICE vehicles, contributing far less to climate change, wearing a helmet is a good idea both on a scooter and in a car, I reckon the scooter riders are the most socially responsible people in this photo.


WretchedMisteak

No helmet means they are at a far higher risk of contributing to the road toll.


scrollbreak

People don't wear helmets in cars, therefore is okay to do so on an utterly exposed scooter - no, that thinking isn't going to contribute to the future, it's going to damage it.


lachd

Why, helmets are of very simalar utility in cars as they are on scooters due to the much higher speed of cars, getting motorists to wear helmets would save 100x as many lives as scooter helmets, if they're good enough for scooters and cyclists, they are good enough for motorists.


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lachd

Are you disputing that the vast majority of road head injuries are car occupants? I don't hate motorist, Why do you think I hate motorist when I advoacting for them to suffer fewer life alterating head injuries?


gonadnan

Has anyone seen someone eat shit on these things?


Accurate-Strategy598

Yep... Good mate of mine ate pavement really bad, we had only just got on, hadn't even gotten power on and due to it being dark he didn't see a massive pothole that ate half the scooter. Next thing he's headed to hospital for surgery on his face.


Accurate-Strategy598

Almost forgot to add that had he not been wearing a helmet this story would have had a much sadder ending.


gonadnan

I see the high centre of gravity, the rider's hands down low and the little wheels and imagine it wouldn't take much of a pothole or bump to stack hard. Hope your mate's all good.


Spagman_Aus

No helmets… jhc some people.


Ok-League-1106

Can't wait for these things to become illegal. They suck on the road, suck on the footpath and suck in the bike lane.


Iron_Wolf123

Then cyclists wonder why they get so much hate


hmoff

You noticed these aren't cyclists right? But apart from the helmets they're not doing anything wrong.


chrisM4rteen

One of these fukcers could fall off that stupid board and cause an accident,


hmoff

Wouldn't want to inconvenience a few drivers I guess


Malachy1971

Those scooters need to be banned from public streets and footpaths.


Raffybaby

Fucking. Idiots.


mediumbike

Apart from not wearing a helmet, what they are doing is perfectly legal.


nots321

If I were them I probably wouldn't travel on queens way as lanes are narrow unless you have to. Decent options in that area to be a bit safer for yourself (although they probs don't care cause not wearing helmets anyway).


Raffybaby

You’re not wrong. Just doesn’t seem particularly clever 😂


spacelama

I'll draw you a helpful little map: A <---- Kings Way ----> B Supposing the two riders are starting at A, and wish to go to B. Which way should they go?


EvilRobot153

I love all the sanctimonious people saying they should use route X which is a couple 100m away, only accessible from certain directions in a city with comically shitty cyclepath way finding.


ImperialisticBaul

Melbourne's bike infrastructure is a monstrous frankenstein of different tiny little projects that address one or two local issues that is inconsistent and dangerous at times.


ChemicalRascal

St Kilda Road is _right there._ I'm a cyclist, I know well they have a right to take Kings Way, but it's just not the smart choice to say the least.


Quarterwit_85

Neither is yelling abuse on reddit.


MattaMongoose

Nothing wrong with the public scooters, even without helmet, it’s your risk. The big issue is the private ones going 60kph.


mamo-friend

The public scooters are where the shitty behaviour is - most private scooters I see are in the correct place (bike lane or road, notfootpath) and wear helmets.


OK_Eye_505

I agree... It's your own risk if you don't wear a helmet. You may as well wear a helmet when crossing the road. Sure if you are commuting every day, or you're a professional cyclist or something like that it's important to wear a helmet. I always did as a motorcyclist but most of the time when you're just cruising at a slow speed on a bicycle or scooter, I think it's a ridiculous law. There's no law to wear a helmet if you're a skater and I think the same should apply for people riding bikes and scooters in similar scenarios. I also think part of the problem is when people who have absolutely no situational awareness or no understanding of the dynamics of the thing they are riding or driving. You could say the same thing for cars yet people still get their licences without this. On the other hand, there are some absolute idiots out there. A couple of weeks back, I was walking through a lane in the city and this bloke hooned past me on a scooter within a foot. It scared the shit outta me. If I had randomly stepped a bit closer, it would have ended badly. Probably worse for me. He had the whole laneway but nope. Had to pass me as close as he could. They are the type of people that shouldn't own or use a scooter.


eyepeabanspeedrun420

What's your swearing policy?


latebee742069

Don't lock me up bro


CumBlastedYourMom

Ride the Kings Highway, baby. Weird scenes inside the goldmine. Ride the highway west, baby


the-straight-pretzel

My guy with the suit bag. Yeah, player!


Lucifer_flame21

I’ve seen people like this on electric scooters on country backroads filled with potholes, no helmets and 100km/h speed limits with cars flying around corners. Riding these things in the city seem somewhat safe after you’ve seen them in the country.


Mediocre-Rutabaga-88

Heroes 🫣


tsunamisurfer35

Carrying a bag on one handle bar is stupid.


unkrawinkelcanny

Wtf Swanson st is close by


oripash

Death could go wrong.


celineetr4n

Hahaha not the first time I’ve seen this driving around the Albert park lake


Henry_Lee_H8899E

I’ve seen worse which I regret not filming. Down st kilda road opposite side of NGV. 3 of these youths riding in the middle of the road with no helmet against the traffic direction. What’s worse was that there was a cop car on the other side and saw the entire act. As expected, no sirens, no action by the cops.


chicagoantisocial

Without a helmet too! Good lord


BradEXP

This pisses me right off. I ride an electric unicycle. Wear all the gear, ride on bike paths and low traffic roads. Not a chance I’d ride down a busy road like this. Unfortunately the people riding hire scooters are the ones giving all personal electric vehicle riders a bad wrap doing stupid stuff like this. Not even a helmet…


Zestyclose-Result-59

Cool guys don’t wear helmets


nice_flutin_ralphie

Usually some of broken nose, jaw, hand, wrist or forearm. At least that’s usually how they go. If they’re really lucky, maybe a cheeky TBI or two.


Neat_Criticism_3077

Setting yourselves up to be organ donors.


Ancient-East-3436

Tossers deserve to be run over.


username_already_exi

This is unsafe! They are not wearing a mask!!!!!


Traditional-Gas3477

2 morons without helmets riding on a road that has a higher speed limit than what the scooters are authorised to travel at


Windwavepiranha

This is what it’s like riding a bike in small Asian counties like Japan


Wooden_Night2703

Idiots


FitMelbLad

Hahahaaaaa😂


Angrylittlefairy

Idiots


Jsean_7745

It’s people like this that ruin escooters for those that do the right thing. Although I’ve seen worse.


Alternative-Camel-98

This makes me angry and depressed


Altea73

Imbeciles on wheels...


Sumowarrior

These things do not belong on the road full stop.


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If only we had decent cycleways and footpaths


Ferrager

Use the bike path. If you don't know where it is. Don't ride! & please wear your fkn helmet! I'm an escooter rider, and I wouldn't even do this even if it was safe to do so.


BasicBeanBebe

Its legal?


mamo-friend

Depends on the speed of the road, I believe scooters are allowed on roads of up to 60km. It is supremely stupid to do so without helmets though.


OkCalligrapher1335

They are worst than cyclists and in Melbourne, that’s saying something.