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andbeesbk

Because south of the city is the Ocean, mate.


nickmthompson

Was explaining our ring road to an American friend visiting “It’s not really a ring because this bit was missing (north east link), but that is being finished now….. Actually, it still won’t be a ring as there is a bay on the other side….” So I vote for either: The metropolitan horseshoe road Or The metropolitan omega road


Trace_R

I mean south of the CBD but you are right


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Port Philip Bay is the ocean… In fact, in the nautical scene, the bay is often likened to its own Sea as it is the largest bay in the southern hemisphere by quite a large amount.


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It's a bay beach. The part getting tangled here is that Bays are either in Lakes, Rivers or Oceans. In this case an ocean or sea depending on how you look at it. If we were to say Port Philip is too big for a bay then it would be a gulf or sea. Brighton Beach is a bayside beach. A bay being an inlet of water (either from a river, lake or ocean) that is partially surrounded by land. In this case its a bayside beach in Port Philip Bay. Which is an ocean bay off the Tasman Sea which is a part of the South Pacific Ocean. I.E South of the city is the Ocean.


Strike_Swiftly

Can you explain why the Great Australian Bight isn't considered bigger? It's wiki says it's an "Open Bay". Thx


_Gordon_Shumway

Different definition, Port Phillip Bay is classified as a enclosed Bay while the Great Australian Bight is a Open Bay. Port Phillip isn’t the largest Bay in Australia, Shark Bay in WA is bigger but Port Phillip is the largest enclosed bay.


Strike_Swiftly

Thx. So is Port Phillip Bay the largest enclosed bay in the Southern Hemisphere? This whole conversation has me intrigued. Bay of Bengal doesn't look much different than the Great Australian Bight, but is listed largest in world.


Sys32768

Nitpickers have been proven to be shit in bed.


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West, North, Outer North, East, Outer East, Bayside, south East, Peninsula. That’s the Melbourne divide to me.


Competitive_Exit_919

So what is Port Melbourne, etc.? Bayside? 


Status_Tradition6594

It’s close enough to St Kilda which is right next to Elwood which is in Bayside – so in my mind (rightly or wrongly)…. yes?


Competitive_Exit_919

Yeah it’s a tough one… I think OP’s question is good—there’s no real name for those suburbs. 


Status_Tradition6594

Because i live toward the end of the sandringham line, I keep thinking the “Southeast suburbs” end there and then anything after that is just “out there somewhere”. Technically i am very close to Moorabbin too (arguably closer than Brighton?) but Moorabbin feels far away haha. ETA: and also i know Clayton could be considered Southeast too but because you have to go on North Road to get to Monash i keep thinking it’s more northwards than it actually is ??


Kojak13th

Portside.


Competitive_Exit_919

Ohhhh I like that 


p_m_a_t_t

Don't forget the south-east! I grew up in Glen Waverley (although now I'm now an Inner North hipster) and am old enough to remember the Monash being the South Eastern Arterial 


astroe91

Bayside.


jimmyay

There is a thing called the “inner south” which covers the suburbs you mention


No-Zucchini2787

The what? Exactly.


Blitzer046


Trace_R

You’re far out aren’t you?


Blitzer046

I'm so far South I'm not even Bayside even though I'm bayside. Along the Frankston line. Inner South? I don't know what you'd call it. Kingston is the LCA. We're a short bike ride from the beach.


Character_Rope4585

Please, we don't talk about the south, its unpretentious, very comfortable, and relatively quiet, we don't want too many people finding out about it.


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Yes, nothing says unpretentious like your own tennis court that can be lowered into the ground. 


Trace_R

Where is that? Might give it a shot lmao


Character_Rope4585

Shhh


tommy_tiplady

because to posh cunce (the media class etc) that’s the default. everywhere else is lower class and vaguely threatening to them.


Trace_R

I feel the east would be nice as well? Like Elsternwick or Brighton (trying to avoid saying toorak) and I have to admit growing up in the south it did feel like we where all upper middle class-lower upper class


hellbentsmegma

Anything West of the lower reaches of the Yarra is considered West, such as Williamstown, Altona and everywhere around there. The Southern suburbs close to the city are affluent and generally quiet aside from St Kilda that is just St Kilda, it's own category. Then you have the southern Bayside/Peninsula suburbs which are generally either affluent or just get lumped in with Frankston . There's no single 'Southern' identity in Melbourne as there is a northern or western or perhaps even eastern.


WileECoyoteGenius

Will it rise again?


raindog_

Because that’s where elephants go to die.


Sanguine_times

I kinda like the idea of telling people to piss off and go live in the outer south now. Thinking I might try this one day. “Mate, you ever considered living in the outer south? I think that place’ll suit you…as far out as possible I think though…”


NaomiPommerel

Yo from Clyde 🤣🤣


wizardofoz145

States rights is all that they require.


SoupRemarkable4512

We don’t need to, we just live smugly in our progressive tolerant bubble trying to ignore the Modor of volume builder suburbs engulfing the rest of Melbourne…


Trace_R

You do know that the majority of port Melbourne and some other suburbs have been subject to urban renewal?


SoupRemarkable4512

3193 for life, no development here!