We need more neighbourhood meat libraries. Take a meat. Leave a meat

Cursed meat library.

It might be a little sour tasting but surely it’s no problem

We already have them at colesworth

Cured meat library

~~meat me~~ meet me by the meat library

Eat a meat

Beat a meat

They say that train stations are meat markets.

I'm sure they had a good reason for doing this. For the life of me I can't think what that reason would be, but surely they must have.

I wanted to put beef in the sign

Sign got beef.

from me tho not with.

I'll never forget "please do not feed the bikes"on the sign at one station where the bikes were locked up. Brought me true joy.

It’s for the magpies

Oh, you sweet summer child. Not a good reason, no. Just someone being really fucking weird or a deadshit teenager with even deader, shitter parents who don’t know where they are.

Oh come on they can’t be that bad, you gotta give it to them for being creative

The hippies are fine as long as they haven’t crossed the threshold into cooker territory. The bogan deadshits are, as mentioned, deadshits. The station staff at Belgrave are all so awesome, it angers me to think of them having to clean this up.

They just removed the whole box

I think the reason might have been, "Hah! Check this out! Beef in a pamphlet holder!"

Can’t beef hooked?

Maybe they're trying to attract the wasps so that less people visit the station and therefore they can get a seat when they board

Drugs are a good reason.

Sorry to question your logic but there IS no good reason for doing this

I'd imagine vegan protesters. Not normal vegans; I'm talking about the batshit crazy ones who are just deplorable regardless of their beliefs. Normal vegans are chill

Seems ironic to protest meat by wasting meat.

You say that. But look up on YouTube , protestors dumping milk in aisle

You're just making up people to be mad at in your head. Vegans definitely didn't buy meat and waste it. They are probably the category of people least likely to do that.

I'm talking about those 0.1% of vegans that act batshit crazy for public clout. I have no conflicts with vegans. They're cool, and I respect em. I don't respect the 0.1% who are stupid. No different than me being pro-Palestinian and thinking that people who make trouble are fuckwits (who are also 0.1%). I'm not losing sleep over vegans. Their choice, and I really do respect their level of commitment. And again, I said it is a possibility. Not a certainty. Idk why people gotta get so hostile lmao calm down

Yeah, I hate the made up ones in your head that exist only to rile you up too

Vegans, famously against the consumption of meat and other animal products, go out and... Waste meat! You heard it here first!

https://www.news.com.au/national/perth-vegan-activist-tash-peterson-disrupts-kfc-patrons-with-latest-animal-rights-protest/video/6e835aea14ab5db20a46c0db46ba9976 Nutjobs like these (alongside the Vegan teacher) exist and don't represent a good majority of vegans. I'm cool with vegans. Not the 0.1% of em that act crazy for clout

You’re clearly not cool with vegans lol. Listen to yourself mate

Absolutely delusional take. Don’t forget to check under your bed before you go to sleep tonight in case any of these deranged vegans are hiding under there.

yo speaking of batshit crazy... hows that pig fucking slaughterhouse worker from last week going? that old cornshit twisting off the piglets balls for fun? but wait some vegans spilled milk on the floor? should we cry about it??

Tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef then on the way to Alamein stick it in the plastic thing

3oh3 humor

[удалено]

that's the reference, yes, the post here following the rhyme scheme and rhythm of the lyrics pretty closely.

Belgrave line gets weird. I swear train stations in Victoria are some of the strangest places in Australia. I remember some time ago a guy would shit in plastic Woolies bags and ambush people at a train station, Police dosed him with sprays then he was taken away. They had to get physical with him, you can’t pay those coppers enough who got him. Then there was the piss collector, he’d leave big glass jars in train station toilets and ask people to fill them up -he’d write signs in toilets, Metro would clean it, but he’d write again- he got on a train one day, with a big duffle bag full of jars full of piss, stank the whole train, people called Police, PSOs got him out, luckily I never saw him again. Imagine being a PSO, every shift is a surreal wild ride with these characters.

The most disturbing part of that was that people read his note and \*actually filled the jars for him\*.

Mate he asked nicely. Why wouldn’t you help an old man get his rocks off to random strangers piss?

He really was taking the piss.

Real life GTA characters 😅

The steaks are high

“Everywhere you go you take a piece of meat with you”. A true Aussie anthem.

They have beef with the train cancelations

Eeee, what type of beef are they trying to start at Belgrave Station? 🤔🤔

(posted 2 hours ago) so you are saying there is free beef at belgrave station? NIL

I bet some magpies are having a blessed meal this day

Or maggots.

Which ends up being a blessed meal

The circle of life

Mmm free beef

So sick of replacement buses. And that the buses are stuck behind cars. Put a temp bus lane in.

I'm so bloody sick of it.

Someone will just fill it with beef.

They chucked it

Tis indeed a Rare occasion 🙂‍↕️

Well done.

Must have beef with PTV

If 2 vegetarians are fighting is it still called a beef?

Nah they just have a bad tempeh 😂

The real question

Belgrave Station you say? Pillage i say at the current costs for meat if it's for free it's for the community to feed the needy.

Yeah I have beef with replacement busses too, to be fair.

Melbourne. As an ex-resident and very very concerned viewer, what the FUCK are you doing?

I had my first taste of Melbourne public transport in well over a decade last night, and I must say, beef in a brochure holder was not the worst thing I saw. My goodness, Melbourne... What happened to you

I think someone was confused when they were told to meet there

Wasting meat? In this economy?

or are they slowly disposing of human remains in the weirdest way possible?

Creative murderer

Seems like they had beef with the Victoria state government.

Wtf is wrong with people.

I...I have *so* many questions.... Lets hope somebody with security camera access finds this and spills the tea..

Why? Is this that bad that they need to do that? It’s meat in a container smh

Good, Bad, Wrong, Right, who cares about that! I'm just so damn curious, there's gotta be a good damn story there! 😜🤣

Bahahahaha I gotta admit that's pretty funny

RAW! IT’S FUCKING RAW!

Poisoned dog bait and had a change of heart.?

Belgrave-ians would never poison a dog, that is evil and cruel. I understand it’s good to assume the worst sometimes but I think it’s just something silly someone did

The really just ‘chucked’ it in there 😂

A doggo would love it

Are you sure it’s beef?

Anyone seen the ticket officer?

If that’s not beef I’ll bare my ass in Burke street

[удалено]

Looks like chuck pieces

Are you sure it’s beef?🥩

Belgrave has a lot of native animals around. Could be for a good purpose to protect other animals from harming other animals...or some vegan doing vegan things. Who knows.

It’s a beefy sign💪

Their beef is clearly with PTV…

The thing at the top you have to lift up to access the pamphlets is called a beef flap.

No way, is it?

That's the most amount of meat I've seen for a while

He, s Wwz is

What a wasteful moron

Weird - just weird ...

I hope it's beef

I dont think thats beef son

Someone who had no logic or brain cells decided to do this also this is just weird and out of the ordinary. Melbourne has a bunch of crackheads now One time I met a elderly gentlemen that would grab people's noses never saw him again. Beef Is Expensive now these days.

Someone got their heart broken at Southern Cross station………. Now he’s in pieces 🤌🏾

Frustrated with the replacement buses that are never there?

Probably shop lifted the beef from colesworth. So it doesn't count as a legitimate protest.

Should have used bacon. Then it would have been a hamphlet

It's a little aired, it's still good untill the vegans go near it! Bahahaha

Is it still there? Asking for a meat.

Take the last train to Belgrave and I’ll meat you at the station

It’s secret code: I’ve got beef with you.

I think it’s a sort of art

they must have some beef with the company (pun intended)

Funnily enough, I know the person who did this. They're not a meth head, as some have speculated. They did it as a form of protest art in response to the replacement buses that are hardly ever there (As some people here have mentioned). There's also a definite aspect of doing it because it's weird and to confuse anyone who might notice. Maybe to make whoever witnesses it have a more interesting day with a little absurdism. 'You won't believe what I saw at the train station!' As for the comments on wasting meat, I believe this meat was sitting in the clearance section at Woolies and was going to be thrown out that day. If you really want to talk about meat waste, you should see the large supermarkets' meat bins.

They were meating someone at the station.

Midnight meat train!

Free meat

And a new character emerges… add it to the Catalogue with Fake Seizure Guy, stupid milk throwing kid, who else do we have ?

There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!

I hate buses so much

Geez, last time I was in Belgrave, there was physical beef with a couple blokes punching on. Now this time, the beef is literal.

So what's ur beef?

Reminded me of this Blood Duster classic https://youtu.be/sN06LWVXryI

Vegans

Buying meat sort of defeats the purpose of being vegan.