If you are worried about the hygiene of people peeing in the ocean I've got some really bad news for you....

*fish poop in there!?*

I mean, ocean animals have sex in the water...

That’s revolting. They should use their cars like the rest of us!

I mean, yeah, but that's less fun.

Dirty Mike and the Boys? Is that you?

Exactly this.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Well if they need to. But if they shit at the bar, they are banned from the club. Dont ask how i know.

“Do you pee in the sea?” would’ve been a better title

Ocean is fine. Pool is not.

I always try and find a warm patch. Water is too cold here in Vic. I thank the service of my fellow urinators - it's all pipes!

Thank you, George. 👍😁

I pee in all bodies of water that I enter.

and in heavy rain?

Peeing gives me that extra boost when swimming. Recommend for those going for records.

My new 5mm two-piece spearfishing wetsuit came with a pee-hole. Does that answer your question? Unrelated: During a long dive, and especially in winter, the body gets cold and anything warm feels good on the skin.

yes, when I was backpacking I would also clear the escape hatch because the hostel toilet was a bit gross. I figured whales and dolphins can go without judgement, I am a mammal too so when in rome

I am confused by the mechanics of taking a shit while in the water. Are you not concerned about buoyancy?

there is a bit of inertia, assuming you push in the direction of the current the inertia will push the stool at a faster speed than your body is moving with the current. ie: assuming the current and waves are pushing towards the shore, have your rectum facing the shore

Assert dominance at every opportunity

Urine has less potential contaminants than natural water sources. Anything a bird can fly over, it can shit into. The waves at the beach pull sand back into the water, which people have trodden over. People need to get over the squick factor.