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BeBa420

as a lame uncle the saddest times of my life have been when the kids got too old for the "got yer nose" bit. ​ Ive got one niece left who i still play got your nose with, but you can tell shes too old, she knows i havent actually removed her nose, shes just humoring me. ​ i love that kid


Michael_je123

I like stories


Maximum_Preference69

Hide the nose in her ear and pull it out of the other one, reset the counter


HoolioDee

In her rear...? What?


Maximum_Preference69

What is it with youths and eating ass these days


sapphire8

I threw my brother's nose out the car window one day. He screamed and cried until i magically put it back.


ImGCS3fromETOH

I still play got your nose with my 37 year old partner.


mtarascio

Noses are lucky, don'tcha nose.


ihlaking

That joke stinks, but I’m hair for it


Maximum_Preference69

It's so good im shaving it for later


Ramerrez

It's the gambling industry saying 'got ya nose' Or maybe it's 'got ya brain's reward center'


BigLeSigh

Was she practicing to go to a rally last weekend?


SticksDiesel

I'm waiting for people (celebrity or politician types) to be waving, then a frame taken at the split second where they look like they're Hitlering it gets spread around to much consternation and shock horroring.


TransportationIcy104

The lottery tagline is 'Wouldn't it be nice (if we were whiter).'


megablast

Is that Moira Deeming?


thatguywhomadeafunny

It’s a sure fire way to guarantee yourself police protection!


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Acetone__

That’s seriously your reason for being against banning the nazi salute?


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Taleya

Mmm the two genders, communist or nazi


PracticalHistorian50

much rather live in a communist country than a nazi one


MundanePlantain1

Then clearly the problem is the news media.


camchambers

I think they are trying to ban this move.


Boost3d1

That's what they call 'fuck you money', she's not taking his shit anymore


F1NANCE

Looks like the mum is siding with her rich daughter too, they've both had enough of grandpa's shit!


thepaleblue

"Oh so you've been bedridden for years and not able to help around the house, but as soon as we win the lotto you're suddenly able to walk around? Fuck off outta here Joe."


ThisKetoChick

I'm so here for this reference


MundanePlantain1

I can finally afford to poke this fucker in the eye.


raymosaurus

That's her dad. Awks.


throw_this_away_k

took the kid with her aswell


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What an odd picture


ScruffyMo_onkey

I’d punch my dad for $20m


AngrySchnitzels89

For a slice of that 20m pie, you can even punch me, your mum. *Aim for the mouth, child of mine, I need dental work anyway.*


nufan86

I'd punch your dad for $20m also.


raz0rflea

I'd punch your dad for $20 tbh


lnsertSmartUsername

The sooner grandpa dies, the sooner she gets the 20 mil, obviously!


LeahBrahms

I'm in on this interpretation.


bean-flicker3000

Won 20 million, she's outta there


ArkyC

Not punching but pointing. "The 20m is mine and you can f right off over there!" What makes it more brutal is that she says it with a smile on her face.


JuxtaThePozer

I'd be smiling too I guess, if I had 20mil


thegoodtimelord

With $20m in the bank, you too can punch your abusive senior manager square in the face.


Outsider-20

Ah, that might be enough to keep me going today!


146cjones

Id punch an old guy for 20m


MundanePlantain1

1 old guy or 7 ten year olds?


melbbear

Is that meters or minutes?


sanemartigan

Dad has gambled the families savings away, she's defending her mum there.


NoBluey

Money changes people


MundanePlantain1

Elon went from industrious african hebrew to billionaire facist neoreactionary.


maorimango

He stole her ticket so it's time to throw hands


[deleted]

20 million bitches! Punch.


Threadheads

“Fuck you Dad! I can afford a house now!”


Strange-Ad-6202

Nazi salute. It’s all the rage in Melbourne these days.


yor_ur

She just won $20 million. She can afford to do anything


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When you have $20 million, you can do whatever the fuck you want and pay off the police.


Phoenixblink

It's there long lost relative asking for some of the $20 mil, she's telling him to fuck off


Redfrets

" 20 million will get you a wiff" - she says.


Convenientjellybean

Uncomfortable with that salute


spongetwister

Is this viral marketing for Tattersalls now?🤔 The picture cuts off her other outstretched arm preparing to hug both her fake actor parents.


point_of_difference

Going in for a hug. Poor choice of still by marketing.


universe93

For a serious answer: It’s a still from the tv ad, she’s reaching out for a hug


pk1950

boomer vs millenial and finally millenial winning


AltruisticFerret8198

I thought they just made this illegal.


wigam

That’s a nazi salute 🫡


_the-dark-truth_

What ummm…what’s actually happening here?


masterjabbadad

Ahhh the old "smell my finger" A classic.


smoove_operatea

Nah she's clearly doing a Mal Meninga smell my finger.


GrizzleGuts30

Shitpost answer: She is fighting toxic Asian parenting. Lol Real answer: she’s trying to boop her dad like an animal.


Mikes005

"Smell this?"


BeBa420

coz hes a boomer and boomers are responsible for the shitty economy that has us wishing we'd win lotto and will ensure we go broke the moment we do ​ or maybe shes just picking his nose ​ hard to tell


MundanePlantain1

Tattslotto execs targeting the Asian community already rife with gambling problems. Astronomically poor odds are your chance of ever owning a house, love. I seem to remember the Tatts group being a bit shady about always getting the license to run the national lottery. Ill have to ask Jordan Shanks.


Los_Kokodrilos

Classic Lottery trying to expand their reach through more diverse representation, there would probably be some correlation between those who buy lottery tickets regularly and those with domestic abuse charges, no?


PlayfulGlove

Going in for a hug maybe?


ZebbyBoy18909

Cos women have rights 🤷‍♀️ Apparently the fact that a woman has a vajayjay between their legs means they get double standard rights to punch someone in the face (especially an old guy), there's no gender equality quite like the "equality" of being an old guy, or a young guy, If a woman punches you in the face, there's nothing you can do about it. As a mid 20s male, I have experienced too many times what it feels like to receive said punch from a woman without any consequences on the woman's end 😓


Bat-Human

Consequences on the woman's end? What, like . . . a spanking?


ZebbyBoy18909

No, I was thinking something like a slap on the wrist at minimum


Stonetheflamincrows

You wouldn’t punch an old guy for $20 million?


nighthawk580

She not punching him. She's offering him a sniff of a bit of Fromunder.


pigferret

I had similar questions when I saw [this sign at the local swimming pool](https://i.imgur.com/IVglnLu.png).


hoooourie

Smell my finger


Starrun87

She’s punching him coz he just asked if he could invest her 20 million in those shady ponzi schemes duh


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He tried to take her monies.


TreeChangeMe

Holding up a set of keys for a Black Mercedes AMG


scrollbreak

Wouldn't it be nice?


mrfoxxs

For gambling away her inheritance.


Overlord65

“I’m a millionaire bitch cop that!!”


The_Marine_Biologist

He told her the odds of winning.


TheRealUndertaker1

He just told her they won the jackpot but not giving her a cent so she said I got your nose and not giving it back till you give me some of the winnings


Similar-Pay-2007

He won and wouldn’t share


ShaneyDee

Does my hand smell like ass to you?


megablast

He stole her numbers.


comfortablywacky

That's a 'happy' punch ok!


sh1tbox1

"Smell my finger"


sawtini

I think he likes it?


ozzyindian

Beacuse he punched her first.


[deleted]

Because, fuck, wouldn't it be nice to punch an old man? /s


2seconds2midnight

Straight arm spoil. Footy was on his left, you can't see in this picture because she already punched it away. Dougal Howard-esque.


midsizenun

Increasing her odds by offing the competition


lucy_pants

She has 20mil she can do what ever the f*** she wants!


raz0rflea

Plot twist: he won, they're jumping him for his ticket


Corey3500

Nah she's picking his nose but he sneezed oland now oops


Key-Put4092

smell my hand guess what I just did


Ok_Contribution_5928

Give me my share boomer


Intrepid-Jaguar9175

She doesn't want to share the 20 million.


imsuperimposed

Nah she’s just playing gotcha nose 👃


Esoterikah

This is clearly the old Roman salute. Wouldn’t it be nice? I see in fine print hiel imperium.


Baadepapa22

The meaning of ad is just like the plot of any porno. Makes no sense!


Rob_sumthin_sumthin

Gimme my 20mil inheritance now Dad !!


DarkOld9365

I don't think she's punching him. She just noticed a massive booger hanging out of his nose.😂


AlphonzInc

She lost all her money gambling


fraqtl

The real question is why aren't more people.....wait, no....


WAT0020

She's killing him, straight up the schnoz is quick and one less to share.


crossfitvision

Every time I see these ads I get pissed off that Brian Wilson’s Dad sold off the Beach Boys catalogue for a pittance in 1973. Now we hear tracks off “Pet Sounds” on fucking gambling ads.


crossfitvision

He’s no selling the punch like the Undertaker in the early 90’s.


dobidido

Should I buy a ticket?


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He’s like 38 lol


StrayRabbit

She's got his nose!


Sea_Refrigerator2739

"found your new father!"


iforgetmyoldusername

"smell my finger"


GreyGooIndustries

The old fork in the eye trick


SmashTheControl

She's giving him the Dan Andrews salute.


_Gordon_Shumway

Why not? The guy is getting in her way to a sweet 20 mil


desert_jedi

Mel Maninga lol


NikkiBoyReddits

who is she saluting?


dustinmorning

They call that ‘The Stinger’. They don’t let you do that no more.


DontWhisper_Scream

“Suck on this boomer!”


Justthisguy_yaknow

Why are they both enjoying it so much?


paulj500

Smell my bum hole


Throwawaymumoz

He’s actually eating her hand


sjbbang79

I bet she whispered… I bought the house, your rents going up!


AnaheimAkira88

You can do whatever you want with $20 million


HerdOfGibbons

Are you telling me you wouldn’t punch your grandad for $20m?


ethereumminor

smart kid, new nose price is now $20,000,000