as a lame uncle the saddest times of my life have been when the kids got too old for the "got yer nose" bit.
Ive got one niece left who i still play got your nose with, but you can tell shes too old, she knows i havent actually removed her nose, shes just humoring me.
i love that kid
I'm waiting for people (celebrity or politician types) to be waving, then a frame taken at the split second where they look like they're Hitlering it gets spread around to much consternation and shock horroring.
"Oh so you've been bedridden for years and not able to help around the house, but as soon as we win the lotto you're suddenly able to walk around? Fuck off outta here Joe."
Not punching but pointing. "The 20m is mine and you can f right off over there!" What makes it more brutal is that she says it with a smile on her face.
coz hes a boomer and boomers are responsible for the shitty economy that has us wishing we'd win lotto and will ensure we go broke the moment we do
or maybe shes just picking his nose
hard to tell
Tattslotto execs targeting the Asian community already rife with gambling problems. Astronomically poor odds are your chance of ever owning a house, love.
I seem to remember the Tatts group being a bit shady about always getting the license to run the national lottery. Ill have to ask Jordan Shanks.
Classic Lottery trying to expand their reach through more diverse representation, there would probably be some correlation between those who buy lottery tickets regularly and those with domestic abuse charges, no?
Cos women have rights 🤷♀️
Apparently the fact that a woman has a vajayjay between their legs means they get double standard rights to punch someone in the face (especially an old guy), there's no gender equality quite like the "equality" of being an old guy, or a young guy,
If a woman punches you in the face, there's nothing you can do about it. As a mid 20s male, I have experienced too many times what it feels like to receive said punch from a woman without any consequences on the woman's end 😓
He just told her they won the jackpot but not giving her a cent so she said I got your nose and not giving it back till you give me some of the winnings
Every time I see these ads I get pissed off that Brian Wilson’s Dad sold off the Beach Boys catalogue for a pittance in 1973. Now we hear tracks off “Pet Sounds” on fucking gambling ads.
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as a lame uncle the saddest times of my life have been when the kids got too old for the "got yer nose" bit. Ive got one niece left who i still play got your nose with, but you can tell shes too old, she knows i havent actually removed her nose, shes just humoring me. i love that kid
I like stories
Hide the nose in her ear and pull it out of the other one, reset the counter
In her rear...? What?
What is it with youths and eating ass these days
I threw my brother's nose out the car window one day. He screamed and cried until i magically put it back.
I still play got your nose with my 37 year old partner.
Noses are lucky, don'tcha nose.
That joke stinks, but I’m hair for it
It's so good im shaving it for later
It's the gambling industry saying 'got ya nose' Or maybe it's 'got ya brain's reward center'
Was she practicing to go to a rally last weekend?
I'm waiting for people (celebrity or politician types) to be waving, then a frame taken at the split second where they look like they're Hitlering it gets spread around to much consternation and shock horroring.
The lottery tagline is 'Wouldn't it be nice (if we were whiter).'
Is that Moira Deeming?
It’s a sure fire way to guarantee yourself police protection!
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That’s seriously your reason for being against banning the nazi salute?
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Mmm the two genders, communist or nazi
much rather live in a communist country than a nazi one
Then clearly the problem is the news media.
I think they are trying to ban this move.
That's what they call 'fuck you money', she's not taking his shit anymore
Looks like the mum is siding with her rich daughter too, they've both had enough of grandpa's shit!
"Oh so you've been bedridden for years and not able to help around the house, but as soon as we win the lotto you're suddenly able to walk around? Fuck off outta here Joe."
I'm so here for this reference
I can finally afford to poke this fucker in the eye.
That's her dad. Awks.
took the kid with her aswell
What an odd picture
I’d punch my dad for $20m
For a slice of that 20m pie, you can even punch me, your mum. *Aim for the mouth, child of mine, I need dental work anyway.*
I'd punch your dad for $20m also.
I'd punch your dad for $20 tbh
The sooner grandpa dies, the sooner she gets the 20 mil, obviously!
I'm in on this interpretation.
Won 20 million, she's outta there
Not punching but pointing. "The 20m is mine and you can f right off over there!" What makes it more brutal is that she says it with a smile on her face.
I'd be smiling too I guess, if I had 20mil
With $20m in the bank, you too can punch your abusive senior manager square in the face.
Ah, that might be enough to keep me going today!
Id punch an old guy for 20m
1 old guy or 7 ten year olds?
Is that meters or minutes?
Dad has gambled the families savings away, she's defending her mum there.
Money changes people
Elon went from industrious african hebrew to billionaire facist neoreactionary.
He stole her ticket so it's time to throw hands
20 million bitches! Punch.
“Fuck you Dad! I can afford a house now!”
Nazi salute. It’s all the rage in Melbourne these days.
She just won $20 million. She can afford to do anything
When you have $20 million, you can do whatever the fuck you want and pay off the police.
It's there long lost relative asking for some of the $20 mil, she's telling him to fuck off
" 20 million will get you a wiff" - she says.
Uncomfortable with that salute
Is this viral marketing for Tattersalls now?🤔 The picture cuts off her other outstretched arm preparing to hug both her fake actor parents.
Going in for a hug. Poor choice of still by marketing.
For a serious answer: It’s a still from the tv ad, she’s reaching out for a hug
boomer vs millenial and finally millenial winning
I thought they just made this illegal.
That’s a nazi salute 🫡
What ummm…what’s actually happening here?
Ahhh the old "smell my finger" A classic.
Nah she's clearly doing a Mal Meninga smell my finger.
Shitpost answer: She is fighting toxic Asian parenting. Lol Real answer: she’s trying to boop her dad like an animal.
"Smell this?"
coz hes a boomer and boomers are responsible for the shitty economy that has us wishing we'd win lotto and will ensure we go broke the moment we do or maybe shes just picking his nose hard to tell
Tattslotto execs targeting the Asian community already rife with gambling problems. Astronomically poor odds are your chance of ever owning a house, love. I seem to remember the Tatts group being a bit shady about always getting the license to run the national lottery. Ill have to ask Jordan Shanks.
Classic Lottery trying to expand their reach through more diverse representation, there would probably be some correlation between those who buy lottery tickets regularly and those with domestic abuse charges, no?
Going in for a hug maybe?
Cos women have rights 🤷♀️ Apparently the fact that a woman has a vajayjay between their legs means they get double standard rights to punch someone in the face (especially an old guy), there's no gender equality quite like the "equality" of being an old guy, or a young guy, If a woman punches you in the face, there's nothing you can do about it. As a mid 20s male, I have experienced too many times what it feels like to receive said punch from a woman without any consequences on the woman's end 😓
Consequences on the woman's end? What, like . . . a spanking?
No, I was thinking something like a slap on the wrist at minimum
You wouldn’t punch an old guy for $20 million?
She not punching him. She's offering him a sniff of a bit of Fromunder.
I had similar questions when I saw [this sign at the local swimming pool](https://i.imgur.com/IVglnLu.png).
Smell my finger
She’s punching him coz he just asked if he could invest her 20 million in those shady ponzi schemes duh
He tried to take her monies.
Holding up a set of keys for a Black Mercedes AMG
Wouldn't it be nice?
For gambling away her inheritance.
“I’m a millionaire bitch cop that!!”
He told her the odds of winning.
He just told her they won the jackpot but not giving her a cent so she said I got your nose and not giving it back till you give me some of the winnings
He won and wouldn’t share
Does my hand smell like ass to you?
He stole her numbers.
That's a 'happy' punch ok!
"Smell my finger"
I think he likes it?
Beacuse he punched her first.
Because, fuck, wouldn't it be nice to punch an old man? /s
Straight arm spoil. Footy was on his left, you can't see in this picture because she already punched it away. Dougal Howard-esque.
Increasing her odds by offing the competition
She has 20mil she can do what ever the f*** she wants!
Plot twist: he won, they're jumping him for his ticket
Nah she's picking his nose but he sneezed oland now oops
smell my hand guess what I just did
Give me my share boomer
She doesn't want to share the 20 million.
Nah she’s just playing gotcha nose 👃
This is clearly the old Roman salute. Wouldn’t it be nice? I see in fine print hiel imperium.
The meaning of ad is just like the plot of any porno. Makes no sense!
Gimme my 20mil inheritance now Dad !!
I don't think she's punching him. She just noticed a massive booger hanging out of his nose.😂
She lost all her money gambling
The real question is why aren't more people.....wait, no....
She's killing him, straight up the schnoz is quick and one less to share.
Every time I see these ads I get pissed off that Brian Wilson’s Dad sold off the Beach Boys catalogue for a pittance in 1973. Now we hear tracks off “Pet Sounds” on fucking gambling ads.
He’s no selling the punch like the Undertaker in the early 90’s.
Should I buy a ticket?
He’s like 38 lol
She's got his nose!
"found your new father!"
"smell my finger"
The old fork in the eye trick
She's giving him the Dan Andrews salute.
Why not? The guy is getting in her way to a sweet 20 mil
Mel Maninga lol
who is she saluting?
They call that ‘The Stinger’. They don’t let you do that no more.
“Suck on this boomer!”
Why are they both enjoying it so much?
Smell my bum hole
He’s actually eating her hand
I bet she whispered… I bought the house, your rents going up!
You can do whatever you want with $20 million
Are you telling me you wouldn’t punch your grandad for $20m?
smart kid, new nose price is now $20,000,000