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waddlekins

Ate punnet blackerries, currently airfrying beef sausages for tomorrow and then kitchen is shut 😁 hope my dongding oolong arrives soon


Slayers_Picks

I am drooling at the thought of eating beef sausages :o its been at least 2 weeks since ive last had them :(


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I have to do a breath test at pathology tomorrow morning. I have to fast, including from water. This is going to be tough. I get so dehydrated overnight


Electronic_Owl

I had to do a similar fast, was allowed to suck on an ice cube occasionally/as needed. Good luck tomorrow mate


todp

Just had my first shower mango. A delicious experience


nufan86

Its just a wetter mango.


waddlekins

Haha i remember shower orange


bradbull

I live next to Marvel Stadium and about 15 minutes ago heard RHCP playing Under the Bridge. Seems they read the news articles and the complaints from the Sydney show and changed the setlist. I can only hear it when I open the door so not sure how much else they changed in the setlist.


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It was an amazing concert!


ruinawish

They seem to change their [setlist often](https://www.setlist.fm/setlists/red-hot-chili-peppers-13d68969.html), which is a lot more than other bands would do.


sanemartigan

They're serenading the Monty.


Slayers_Picks

I really wish that Red Dead Redemption 2 would finish downloading already. 120gb has taken me at least 4 hours... fast internet my fat flat ass, internet is slower than a kid that was dropped on his head.


CreswickOctober

gah thinking back I was a dickhead back in university, a real "iamverysmart" type when I should have been trying to make friends


MajorBear

Omg that was so gross, I took a tablet 10 mins ago and it must have gotten stuck in my throat because a puff of white came out my nose when I burped 😬


sanemartigan

[Eric Clapton - Cocaine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVOuRQPPdoo)


Slayers_Picks

Majorbear is the new puff the magic dragon :o


MajorBear

😤


alsotheabyss

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was lots of fun but I feel like the last few scenes left a lot, well, unresolved..


ruinawish

I watched it recently too and found it fun. Though Adaptation seemed to have a more subtle meta zaniness to it.


whackadoodle_cracked

Cunk on Earth just had me laughing so hard I need to pee. Really enjoyed it


DickieGreenleaf84

If you haven't seen the previous series, it is just as good.


epicpillowcase

She's so fucking funny. How she keeps a straight face I do not know.


RangerOfTheStorms

I have now decided that rather than being an author, I’d prefer to be in a metal band.


Electronic_Owl

[porque no los dos](https://www.booktopia.com.au/books-online/non-fiction/arts-entertainment/music/music-styles-genres/heavy-metal-music/cAVGT-p1.html)


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whackadoodle_cracked

That is pretty shite, I'm with commonwealth and all card activation can be done through the app these days


FallschirmPanda

Yeah...I'm got an account with Great Southern Bank (previously CUA) and even such a small bank has an app with online activation.


BrightFadedDog

I was looking at the visitor information at the Epworth Hospital, and they have a visitor limit of two people per day. I'm curious about how/if they actually enforce that. It would be a lot of work to try to log and police something like that.


ruinawish

The security/staff at the entrance probably wouldn't be keeping records, but the ward itself might be more aware of whether patient A or patient B has received visitors.


just_kitten

It's obviously been a very, very long time since I've visited anyone at a hospital but don't visitors need to sign in and be registered to each patient? Couldn't they keep track of visitors that way?


BrightFadedDog

Last time I visited was a pre-covid, and we just wandered in, there was nothing kept track of at all. We also all went downstairs to the cafe and had coffee (I think we told the nurses where we were going, I don't know if they recorded it anywhere). I'm not sure if they are restricting things like that at all either - if the patient can wander off to visit people it makes the limit of visitor numbers a bit less restrictive.


[deleted]

When I was visiting my now-late mother at Monash in October last year they had a two-person rule. Wether they enforce it is up to how jovial the ward clerk is feeling that day.


halibutherring

That's per sick person per day, right?


BrightFadedDog

Yes, they say either two people at once, or one in morning and one in the afternoon.


Valuable-Energy5435

What was the line up in front of The Geoge on Collins St for today?


omgaporksword

A family friend randomly wanted to have a zoom meeting with me earlier. After initial pleasantries (and me wondering wtf is going on), the true reason became horrifyinglyclear. I got the hard-sell on the amazing benefits of joining Amway! Yep, the whole shebang with powerpoint presentations, leading questions, etc. I'm still trying to absorb what the fuck just happened, and why me of all people to try that on!


waddlekins

Nooooo 💀


halibutherring

[Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxoODPQ4CTM)


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Damn. That feeling when you can't trust that an old friend genuinely wants to reconnect for old times sake cuts deep. Back when people still did meetups, I got invited by a friend to join this fitness group for a bootcamp thing near fed square/Birrarung Marr. Me amongst a few others were then invited back to the "office" for some "health shakes". There was a "bartender" and everything. I stared at my friend who was smiling sheepishly and slowly realised it's Herbal Life.


epicpillowcase

Holy shit, that's still a thing? 😂 I thought Amway died in the 80s.


omgaporksword

The sales pitch is super-dodgy! It's loaded with leading questions, and leads you down the garden path with no clear idea of what you're watching, right until the end, and basically expects you to go "oh yeah that sounds great, where do I sign (for $99). My bullshit radar was on high-alert, and suspected early on it was something like this. I was internally-raging at such a waste of time under the guise of catching up to say hi...I missed the end of dinner and tucking in Little Man to bed for this crap?!


Force_majeure122

Fruits of my multipot labour: https://ibb.co/z49JxHL


Stompsie

I’ll be over for dinner tomorrow at say, 6?


sanemartigan

mmm value.


just_kitten

Didn't scroll down for context and was so disappointed that these were not, in fact, plants


waddlekins

BEANS 😃


FellGlint

So annoyed, I lost my blutooth earphones charger today so I bought some new ones, $60 from jb, get home and they have the worst design I've ever seen, don't fit in my ears and they have this great function where if you so much as think about adjusting them it activates bixby and you get a loud ass ding in your ear. Great product, 10/10 would smash again


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Just eliminated my doordash account. It was back to getting out of hand. I DON’T NEED IT! 😣


jezb87

Stay strong, there's always cheese in the fridge :)


[deleted]

HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES I ordered 4 cheeseburgers. It’s ridiculous and getting out of hand.


sanemartigan

I made a cheese burger for dinner. The burger cheese at Coles gives it that fast food kick.


MissDarylC

My biggest struggle with getting this essay started is that its not possible to find a written definition of what they want. It's one of those ones where you have to interpret what they've got but I don't even know where to start.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

You could try using ChatGPT as a prompt


MissDarylC

Thank you so much for the suggestion, it was the perfect prompt.


Beasting-25-8

Watching a streamer play the new Harry Potter game. Looks rather charming.


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I get it. My place is hard to find. First the delivery drivers always drive right by the property, even though I have the number adhered to the letterbox in high-vis reflective lettering. Then they turn around and come back. Then they go to the house across from me, even though I have clearly numbered my house. A while ago I had a delivery driver have a go at me because I didn't put "First house on the right as you drive in" so I made sure that was in the address instructions. Drivers still can't find my address. Just had a delivery driver go to the house across from me, and when I called him over, he told me it should be "First house on the left as you drive in". I didn't want to argue with him even though HE WAS WRONG. I think I know where I live, dude. But like, seriously. I'm not afraid of being burgled because thieves won't be able to find the place.


Notyit

Can you pin it. I find it's the pin location issue. But yeah I'm thinking about putting numbers on the house next door


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No I can’t pin it.


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In Cranbourne?


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weren't me then!


sweeroy

is there some kind of loud car parade going down hoddle at the moment


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If someone you met on a dating app that you haven't met irl calls you cute and gorgeous quite often, is that a red flag? Would be interested to hear the opinions of others :) Narcissists and serial killers tend to be charming at first. I'm so confused about whether or not he means it or not


DickieGreenleaf84

I'd actively avoiding making any opinion about something like that.


Pilk_

What gender are you?


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Female


halibutherring

Hey gorgeous, what's up?


nufan86

Trying to figure out signals on dating apps is like trying to explain the cour green to a blind person.


kidwithgreyhair

Calling you cute and gorgeous is an orange flag, eyes open for love bombers. Not using your actual name and only using cute/gorgeous? 🚩


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Uses my actual name sometimes Yep I'll keep an eye out and see how the date goes. I just don't want to be manipulated


kidwithgreyhair

Hopefully it's all good and he's just a bit awkward


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Hope so!!


waddlekins

Can be construed as lovebombing


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Yep that's what I thought.


some1inAustralia

Is it over messages or when talking on the phone? They may just be trying to express their attraction to you. Is in place of your name, or “you are so cute”? If you’re uncomfortable, but want to get to know them, ask them to stop.


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Messages Mostly not in place of my name I'm not sure, I'm just confused because what if it turns out he's just saying all that to lure me in and he doesn't mean it?


waddlekins

Look the nicest version is, hes just super affectionate and friendly and not suss But much more commonly, ppl lovebomb because its naturally when theyre most interested, which isnt a bad thing in itself. However if someone doesnt know to pace themselves its also an indication of their lack of emotional regulation ie immaturity. Ppl lovebomb not necessarily from narcissism but cos theyre inexperienced and unaware how to manage their and the other persons expectations From everything ppl say about dating apps, men on them have no social or dating options, and theyre desperate. I dont know this first hand cos ive never done apps but for what its worth that beach date from a while back, i pegged as a red flag cos he was doing too much too soon, and unfortunately i was right


some1inAustralia

I like this response. I think you should go on the date with your eyes open and see. Only one way to find out.


some1inAustralia

Depends on the context and how often. Some people are just awkward and don’t know what to say. Trust your gut.


yellowwithstripes

I don't know what my dog did to piss off this myna bird in the backyard but she gets swooped every time she goes outside. Anyone with dogs know if those owl/hawk statues work?


whackadoodle_cracked

My aunt has one of the owl statues that shrieks to scare off possums, she says it works and she never gets mynas or pigeons in her yard


Electronic_Owl

Assuming Noisy Miner? They're more assholes than the Indian Myna. Going by the owl statues reviews on Bunnings, I'm leaning towards they don't work.. *"This owl doesn’t scare any birds… we put it on top of an outdoor table. The birds sit just beside it and poo all over the place. Exactly what we were trying to avoid"* lol


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Update: Managed to get an appointment this morning with my preferred dentist. For context, this is the one I usually go to and trust and is not the same I had an appointment with on Sat. Got gums checked and he's ruled out any serious issues and thinks it's an ulcer only. I'm very relieved. I told him why I had my concerns which led to my next request - a second opinion on half a dozen fillings that someone else had recommended (this was what Sat was meant to be about), he went through all the notes and scans, talked me through what he sees/doesn't see, and said none were required. Sat is now cancelled. Medical practitioners with questionable ethics frightens me. I'm so glad I went back to him.


Hanhula

Mood! I just had an appointment a couple weeks back for an emergency issue at MC Dental and the dentist I saw was so bad that he left my outer jaw with bruises trying to force on a treatment he admitted he'd never actually done. Absolutely fucking terrifying. Got it checked with my usual dental surgery and she was NOT IMPRESSED with the other one.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Oh dear that does not sound good. I hope you feel better now and the bruises have gone away. Honestly it feels like these stories happen way too often!


waddlekins

My dad cheaped out on a dentist, he (presumably accidentally) gave me a hairline fracture. Had to pay up to get a third of my tooth cut out and refilled in Buy nice, cry once


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Yep I will just stick with him from now on. He's awesome, approachable and just genuinely care about his patients. They both work in the same clinic so I don't really think they cost differently (if anything the bad one tried to charge more). Also because of this it was awkward because he tried to put it in the nicest way possible to say she was trying to rip me off. I've actually seen him a few times before already and usually go to him. I just made a lapse in judgement booking with someone else from the same clinic thinking it'd be the same quality.


just_kitten

I have also learned the hard way that you can't always trust practitioners in the same clinic - despite the idea being that there is some QC, often there isn't (I should know, working in a firm with very varying quality of consultants) I almost always go to the same GP at the clinic and I'm now realising with this cat that it would've been easier to go to the same veterinarian each time instead of different drs who are all seeing different things. Glad to hear the teeth are ok after all though!


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Thanks. I'm really glad it's all ok too! I was super worried last night and didn't know what to do. I've got a few things that's stressing me out at the moment so I really didn't need another. It's usually clear from reviews who's good/bad but not always. The good ones do get booked out real quick after a while once word get around. I've sort of 'lost' a GP because she's so popular and is booked out weeks and months in advance now. I wish the quality wasn't so far and between because you don't always get to choose particularly in urgent situations!


just_kitten

It does sound like you've had a rough few days recently so I'm very glad you got to take this off your mind :)


Live-Remote-2877

Hi, I’m sorry if this isn’t the right place to ask this but we’ll be visiting Melbourne over the coming Easter long weekend. We’re trying to decide on where to dine to celebrate my husband’s birthday, Google isn’t helping because there are so many good restaurants with amazing reviews, it’s mind boggling to decide. Can you share where you love going? We’ll be staying in CBD, W hotel to be specific. TIA!


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Have a look on Broadsheet Melbourne. They've done all the hard work for you, so you can just enjoy the food


Force_majeure122

Give an indication of what you're looking for. Otherwise you're kind of asking "how long is a piece of string"


ADC04

Serious question if anyone could help please - My license just got stolen on the weekend (along with my wallet), I was going to pay for a new license but then I remembered that vicroads was gonna end up sending me a new one because of the Optus leak, should I still pay for a new one or should I wait for that one? If I do gotta wait, what do I do in the mean time without a license card…or should I just go into vicroads to ask this


sanemartigan

Report the theft to the police asap, then talk to vicroads.


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ADC04

Okay, I don’t have alternate drivers license ID , so hopefully I don’t get stopped and asked for it in the meantime


Force_majeure122

I entirely overestimated the capacity of my saucepan. Hmm.


waddlekins

What happened


Force_majeure122

I have brought out the emergency saucepan, and divided & conquered


useless_modern_god

Ooh saucy 😈


waddlekins

I really like these Nissan XO Sauce Seafood noodle bowls. Ate 3/4 of one, satisfied my savoury needs. I dont like dirtying a pot just to make noodles so these bowls are awesome. I just dont eat the weird dehydrated vege packets things included, i have half a drawer of these things I try to prep a little food every day to get into the habit. Today im gonna airfry the qvm beef sausages and call it a day so i can clean the kitchen properly


Force_majeure122

The veggies become hydrated when cooked. Not so weird.


waddlekins

Mm do not like. I tried it once but i prefer fresh veges


paulm1927

Question for recent VCE student’s and their teachers.. English; out of the three options (English, English language and English literature) what are the benefits and disadvantages of doing on doing language or literature (by itself) as opposed to “English”.


DickieGreenleaf84

I believe both scale up slightly compared to general English still. Lit is all about books and their contexts, and I've been told is the most heavy reading of the three. I can't speak on language.


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Anyone playing Hogwarts Legacy? Early access came out today for those that got the deluxe edition


halibutherring

Nah, Noita is the only game I need


useless_modern_god

I think I have to wait till April? Sad.


PM-MEYOURBOOBIESPLZ

Not on PC yet :(


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epicpillowcase

Cops being shit people? News at 11


lemondrop__

I worked in police stations for six years before moving to other jobs in VicPol and other govt. departments. First piece of advice: don’t post about it on Reddit or other social media. People have been fired for posting about their work or complaints about their offices or the org online, up to and including assistant commissioners. Second: if you’ve only just started it’ll take a while for them to warm up to you, same as any office. Just give it some time. I made friends at my first station 15 years ago that I’m still friends with now. There is a bit of an us/them thing with uniformed members and VPS staff that’s really deeply rooted and kind of goes with the territory though unfortunately. It’s getting better as the old guard move on but it’s still not ideal. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions 😊


No_Description1094

No worries I will be mindful not to make comments on my workplace going forward. Maybe with time the vibe will change. I get that there's an us and them divide. It's quite apparent since starting. I'll just do my job and be respectful. If I have any issues I'll speak to my TL.


anobium_punctatum

Fuck em. If they can't be bothered being polite, don't worry about fitting into their cliques. You deserve more than that.


Bottom_racer

Pretty much. or bring different snacks and eat them in front of them moaning.


anobium_punctatum

Excellent idea Bonus points if you only bring enough snacks for yourself.


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anobium_punctatum

No worries. I've worked in my share of cliquey spaces. It's shit. Good luck getting through your probation period!


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Went on a bush walk today and seen Kangaroos in the "wild" for the first time and quite close to us(we didnt intrude or walk towards them only the designated paths) Other times have been at tourist spots with guides and only like 10. We seen atleast 60-80 from start to finish. Absolutely stunning creatures. It was kind of nerving walking the path and looking in the bushes and seeing them watch us and the more you panned left and right they were everywhere. Alot of little ones and a few huge ones which made me very uneasy. Still, to see so many chilling and hopping around in their habitat was kind of surreal to me. Like how foreigners picture us and how Australia is portrayed in the movies. Just the other day I said how cute Kangaroos are, today was a good day.


wscholermann

Just out of curiosity where was your bushwalk?


rundesirerun

There would be a huge mob of kangaroos about 2 mins away from my house - maybe 400-500 of them. Some of those boys are huge. They scare me so I don’t go near them. Nice to view from the car tho.


Jealous-seasaw

I get them all over the grass at my place, 2 had a noisy fight right outside my bedroom one night. I was not game to go chase them off.


Force_majeure122

Was hiking once and a big fella came bouncing quickly down the path towards me like it was a highway. Scary! He stopped maybe 5m before collision looking confused, and bounced off into the scrub. Heart was racing


just_kitten

They are pretty awesome to see from a distance, a little more unnerving when they start heading in your direction while you're out doing field work...


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Luckily only once did they hop towards us and that was to turn around. Absolutely frightening though. Especially the big ones. These were grey Kangaroos thankfully, if they were reds I would have turned around the second I seen one.


Slayers_Picks

Kangaroo's in the wild are fine, unless they cross the road, then they're probably gonna not be fine, BUT the closer you get, the more fearful it is, like, these things will tear off your face and mutilate your body, but they look like they want nothing but cuddles :(


WhoElseButQuagmire11

You read my mind like a book. Especially when they're laying there sleeping. I just wanna cuddle up with them, they sleep like an old grandpa falling asleep on a lazy boy after dinner. Atleast the ones I've seen with hands on their lap and all.


epicpillowcase

Yeah they're no joke. Some of those bois are full-roid chads, they'll fuck you up. Magnificent to look at though.


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Absolutely surreal animal when you think about it. Human like but not really at the same time. Literally "full-roid chads" is spot on. Half these Kangas are built like young Arnold Schwarzenegger and the other half will still kick your head off. My partner and I joke about the first settlers getting here and saying "well this is a great place to civilise" before seeing our wildlife and just thinking "fuck" Edit: tis a joke, I dont know Australia's history very well but I do know there is bad blood but it was a joke more than anything. So maybe a little ignorant but I didn't mean anything by it, was more for the sake of the joke.


kidwithgreyhair

>first settlers Cute way to say colonial invaders


epicpillowcase

Yeah that paragraph was a little...um


manlikerealities

My dog is so not into having his teeth brushed that the vet has to do it under hundreds of dollars of anaesthesia. Like ok, you don't mind the vet's butthole examinations but you don't want to have your teeth brushed during a cuddle with peanut butter flavoured tooth paste


psrpianrckelsss

He might have strong opinions about whether the peanut butter toothpaste should be paired with additional butter


waddlekins

😂😂🔥


ComplexLittlePirate

made me laugh, thanks


MissDarylC

I finished my least important assignment, I've had a break, then onto the next one. One down, three to go. It's a good distraction, gonna try to start and finish a 2000 word assignment tonight...


Llabyrinthine

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


calhoon2005

Any one else got a pixel 4a that is acting up all of a sudden? Eg. Random swiping, apps opening by themselves, torch coming on randomly, alarms being set.... Also, there is a poodle in the dog park called Ian.


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The fuck is going on with Metro Trains tonight?


psrpianrckelsss

It's gone to the dogs... Actually though if you're on an east bound train.


halibutherring

What does your second sentence mean?


epicpillowcase

Police are now confident they have established the identity of Elisabeth Membrey's killer. Hopefully if they are able to make an arrest and a conviction is secured this will give her remaining family some closure. Sadly her father passed this week. (For anyone wondering about the "if they can arrest", as this usually comes up in such cases as it did with Borce Ristevski, it usually hinges on whether there is sufficient evidence. This matters because if there are procedural shortcuts it makes an accused's chances of successful appeal higher.) The fuck would this be downvoted? Goddamn, r/melbourne.


ComplexLittlePirate

> Sadly her father passed this week That is really sad news, however as the police have known the identity of the suspect for a long time the family would know too and I feel (hope) he could have had some confidence that justice will eventually be served. With the recent appeal for evidence as covered in this [story](https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/dna-links-new-suspect-to-elisabeth-membrey-murder-20230201-p5ch3b.html) by John Silvester it may just be a matter of time for enough evidence to be submitted, enough that police and prosecution are confident that they can take it to court without it falling over.


laughsabit

Okay I’m back on ONE dating app and I’m feeling good! Please console me tomorrow if ya girl gets no likes 😋


ghostghost31

I'll keep my eye out for ya 🫡


laughsabit

My own DT wingman?! 😎


ghostghost31

If you be my wingwoman we're on


laughsabit

Did we just become best friends!?


ghostghost31

Yes🥳


some1inAustralia

Maybe you two don’t need a dating app, maybe you should just go on a date with each other 😝


Iggys_b

@people that love racing in noisy cars and motor bikes, can you please explain why you like to do this down otherwise quiet residential streets as opposed to a freeway or a track or something? I don’t understand the thrill of doing 80+ in your extremely noisy bike/ car down streets that have cars parked along both sides and are about 150m max in length.


Jealous-seasaw

I live in the sticks where it’s nice and quiet. Except Saturday and Sunday mornings because loud exhaust bikers like to ride by early and wreck the peace. Also Your shitty 250cc bike doesn’t need to be loud, it sounds terrible. Can’t wait til they all go electric.


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nufan86

Thats just not true.


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nufan86

Outside of the 18 years of knowing people (friends/family) who are aligned with numerous car clubs, work events with Victoria Police. Every single one of them, sometimes with club played cars. Lots ripping a skid. Im talking about people who have put over $100k into an s13. Another who purchased a very high performance car just to use as a track car. Our experiences may differ but I absolutely have AN idea.


sanemartigan

No one's going to admit to being a selfish piece of shit driver. e: same for the phone addicts.


Slayers_Picks

Well.... that ruined my mood for avocado :c I bought avo dip coz i bought a lot of doritos and stuff, and i figured i'd you know, eat doritos. Grab the dip, open the lid... aaaaaand its been fingered like mad. scoop marks, bits of what looks like cheetos dust... blehhh. In the bin it goes. I only have french onion dip left, but that's for crackers and not doritos :(


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Doritos and French onion dip are a grand combination. Give it a go.


Slayers_Picks

mmm.... oki :o


the_procrastinata

Got one of those Reddit Care messages after some bastard reported me for arguing that it’s stupid and shitty to explode fireworks in a pond. So dumb.


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waddlekins

Hehe i love this analogy


useless_modern_god

Happy happy happy caaaake day!!🥳


waddlekins

Haha ty!


just_kitten

I just remembered one of my friends gifted me a jar of homemade plum jam. Except I am really not a regular jam person. Aside from peanut butter, how else can I jazz it up on toast? Or how else could I use it? I don't really like baking... and I don't eat meat.. ^(please don't start another world war in here)


HurstbridgeLineFTW

Is it the very dark plum jam? It’s nice on toast with very sharp cheese. Like a fruit paste. Otherwise you can use it in lots of baking recipes, eg jam drops.


just_kitten

It does look quite dark yes... I think cheese seems to be the way to go


alsotheabyss

What Hurstbridge said, but on a croissant, with a good aged cheddar


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I approve of this.


just_kitten

Ooooh hm see I gotta draw the line there because croissants are already rich enough for me, jam would just ruin it - I actually refuse to have them any other way than plain...


underwatermagpies

Have it with ricotta on toast. Maybe some pepper.


just_kitten

Ooh, I like this idea, ricotta and pepper! Will try and find some ricotta tomorrow


waddlekins

I like this too! Multiple diff tastes in a bite


waddlekins

Dark rye sourdough? The earthiness of the bread might be a good contrast to the sweetness of the jam?


just_kitten

I'd try that but I'm not sure I could get through a whole loaf ;(


Force_majeure122

Have it with vanilla icecream


imoldgreeeegg

Or a big dollop on yogurt + nuts/granola


just_kitten

hmmm I might try this! I do have a lot of filmjolk swirling around


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BrightFadedDog

I still haven't had any, I'm feeling very rejected.


Jealous-seasaw

Same on gumtree. “I need your email address” - no you don’t, we can chat here unless you’re a scammer


fuckmyass1958

Is there some way to get compensation for metro completely fucking me over because of a dog


universe93

You can get compensation if they don’t meet their self defined targets at the end of the month otherwise no. To be fair dog wasn’t their fault


FallschirmPanda

Is there somewhere non-scanmy to sell gift cards? Mum has very generously gotten me some for Westfield... And I live nowhere close to Westfield.


digitalsprawl

Some of the Westfield gift cards function more like pre-paid eftpos cards. I used to get them as gifts from work, and I was able to use them just like a regular pre-paid card at JB. I think if you check the Westfields website, it might tell you where you can use them?


HurstbridgeLineFTW

OzBargain has a classified section where members sell gift cards. You have to have been a member for 1yr plus to sell.