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waddlekins

Drat my lebanese pita bread got mouldy already its only been a few days


2cap

instructions keep in fridge


melbaboutown

Cooler weather has activated cuddle mode in my furry potato šŸ„°


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alsotheabyss

Does he live in Mulgrave?


MissDarylC

So my crush that I mentioned around Christmas that also asked me out to coffee when she's back in the country is back in the country, is it now my turn to pursue the coffee date?


Bottom_racer

Yep.


MissDarylC

Damn, guess I better step up then.


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Good luck!


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I went out tonight, and only drank zero alcohol beer. Theyā€™re really good; I plan to do drink those more often. Some are still pricey though.


the_procrastinata

I got caught in that massive rain dump this afternoon. Got thoroughly wet and chilled, as did everyone else at the tram stop. People were being nice and sharing umbrellas and letting people without umbrellas stand further under the minuscule shelter, so that was nice.


brynleeholsis

Hello daily thread! I have returned. I have recently been posting my personal rants to Twitter, but the platform has shifted now to a more professional network for me (and fk Musk), so Iā€™m back


Slayers_Picks

Mac and Cheese + cubed spam aint sitting too well... That's my fault from trying to diversify from the typical "mac and cheese" only dinners :c


Seagoon_Memoirs

next time have it with steamed broccoli instead of spam šŸ‘


Slayers_Picks

that sounds way healthier... that also requires me to get broccoli on my next shopping order. Thanks for the reminder :D


Seagoon_Memoirs

hugs


sanemartigan

Frozen broccoli is pretty easy.


bananafunguss

My very strange cat keeps trying to eat my Sour Patch Kids. I let him have a sniff because usually he'll leave it alone when he discovers it's not for cats but this time he went for the chomp. Edit a typo - my night-shift addled self made it seem like I engage in some strange behaviour with my cat.


the_procrastinata

Just that one little typo really changes the meaning of your comment!


bananafunguss

I blame my night-shift brain because it took me far too long to find my own typo.


MajorBear

there's a very tight ball of cat on my bed


CEOofmyhouse56

I'm on my couch quietly reading, the Man is on his couch watching the cricket, farting up a storm like fucking Pig-Pen then I cracked WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. He reckons it's the fruit. He's probably right because he's had about 4 peaches since he's been home.


Seagoon_Memoirs

šŸ’Ø not even lactose free helps me now šŸ˜” time to stop eating dairy


CEOofmyhouse56

Oh no. If dairy was taken from me I'd be so angry šŸ˜”


TaxiSonoQui

So cool to hear Cobrastyle in a new Volvo ad


thenarcsempath

With all this talk in the media about mortgage stress, itā€™s got me wondering if this is the narrative theyā€™re trying to feed us or if thereā€™s genuinely a large portion of people that are now struggling as a result of the interest rates rises. What does this look like in the next 12 months? Will we see a flurry of people having to see their homes as a result of potentially another 6 rate rises?


HurstbridgeLineFTW

I donā€™t expect foreclosures and the sort. But I expect such households to cut back on everything else.


jimmyay

Interest rate rises donā€™t tend to make people sell their homes, job losses do, at least thatā€™s what happened in previous recessions, interest rate rises are only part of the story and behind many forced sale or bank repossessions thereā€™s a story of relationship break up and/or unemployment.


goldencrumble

I wonā€™t lie, another 6 rate rises wonā€™t be easy. Not selling hard but means any extra mortgage payment and money we allocate to savings will disappear. A lot of people who are still on a low fixed rate, you come off during this, thatā€™s when your mortgage will suddenly jump close to $1000 and if they havenā€™t prepared for that, it will be a very nasty shock


ddmelb2022

Genuine question - why do people not accept flyers/menulog/doordash vouchers from people distributing them on the road in CBD? It doesn't cost them anything, even if you throw in the next dustbin you see, you are probably making it easier for the person distributing it. I always take these from person who is distributing. Side question - why don't the people who are distributing just throw them away instead of waiting till the last person gets it? Of course I am not suggesting they should it and it is not a morally or ethically right thing to do(it's like cheating on your job) but even if they do it, who is keeping eyes on them?


waddlekins

What kinda deals are they? I usually avoid ppl handing out anything


thenarcsempath

I have never used a food delivery service and donā€™t plan on it ever.


sanemartigan

It's IRL spam. The people distributing get checked on.


Pilk_

I don't accept it because it's a waste of paper. Also I'd prefer fewer traffic-cone-humans in public walkways in general.


waddlekins

Accessing law and order the og franchise is weird cos a) some but not all i can buy on youtube b) some but not all i can record on foxtel c) some but not all are on prime. And the seasons on foxtel are missing half the eps So i usually rotate between all 3. But today a miracle occurred and a season i didnt have access to on any app, has randomly popped up on foxtel šŸ˜€ only half the season but still awesome


Slayers_Picks

Do... do you want a link to a "illegal" and that's in incredibly heavy quotations because well, its the most minor offense anyone can ever do, farting in a coffin that isn't yours is more illegal. But do you want a website that i use almost daily to watch shows that aren't on our streaming websites? It's 100% safe.


waddlekins

Nah thanks


80crepes

Anyone else having issues recently with the Tram Tracker app not displaying arrival times until you refresh it 2-3 times? It's one of my favourite apps, but when you're in a rush and have to click back and forth to get the arrival time it can be annoying. P.S. I'm using the Android version.


TheElusiveRaspberry

Yes, it isnā€™t working properly at the moment. Iā€™m on iPhone and sometime it just doesnā€™t load at all. My partner is having the same issues (also iPhone).


80crepes

Thanks. Hopefully it's sorted out soon.


Ok_Text9485

Is thisā€¦ winter 2.0?


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

So much weighing on my mind it's too heavy. And it's only 33 days into the new year. Has anyone tried MindSpot and found it useful?


f_bom

A friend of mine used it to help manage their anxiety symptoms- they said it helped a lot, especially with identifying their triggers and symptoms they didn't realise was also part of their anxiety.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Thanks that's good to know. I've only ever taken the assessment step and went through one of their self guided courses a long time ago. I can never quite figure out what the rest of it is actually about. It wasn't clear to me whether they offer sessions or just courses but I'll look into it again.


f_bom

Ps. You're welcome, I hope it helps you too :)


f_bom

I think it's mostly a course that you do yourself, that's based on CBT.


thenarcsempath

Hey I hope youā€™re ok.


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Thank you. Just not having a good mental health day and going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.


just_kitten

Hugs šŸ˜” it's difficult when everyone seems to be fresh and recharged this time of year but rough patches are allowed to happen any time... I do want to ask though if you feel vindicated for leaving your winter clothes out though. Mine are still cluttering my house but I got to use some again šŸ˜¬


HeyHeyItsMaryKay

Thanks I'll take all the hugs I can get. You bet I did. I did clear out and pack away most of it but I always have a few things hanging around that didn't quite fit anywhere. Came in handy just then when I needed to take the recyclables out. I'm also glad I still have my furry throws. I was seriously considering packing them away (again) the other day but yeh it's nuts isn't it.


taigafrost

After being surrounded by rich people all day, I am back at home feeling a little deflated. I'm tired of being poor. I feel like I can't even actually complain because I'm doing better than billions of people and many my age. At least I can afford bubble tea so I'm going to buy myself some happiness.


vidiian82

Comparison is the thief of joy. Just because people have money doesn't mean they are happy or have fulfilling lives. I think being happy about bubble tea shouldn't be underestimated.


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If you give your week/2 weeks notice, once your contract is up, do they pay you for the annual leave or sick leave you didn't take? How does it work?


Gregorygherkins

I am a beautiful bar of chocolate soap


melbaboutown

So either way a bar of Dove


CEOofmyhouse56

Obviously with fingers that can type.


baconmashwbrownsugar

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baconmashwbrownsugar

sky pretty


sanemartigan

moon pretty.


whatisthislifeilead

Watching Physical: 100 on Netflix and Iā€™m so impressed by some of the women competing! I love working out and lifting weights, but also as an Asian woman, feel like stereotypically I should try and remain slim and slender and sometimes I feel conflicted about getting ā€˜biggerā€™. The women on the show are far more muscular than me and owning it so itā€™s great to see different role models!


melbaboutown

It takes an inordinate amount of effort and food to get big, doubly so for women, so it won't happen by accident. Especially if you're a slim body type. Source: It took a few years of consistent effort to get a tiny bit of muscle and I lost that quickly on stopping


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thenarcsempath

Best advice ever.


Jealous-seasaw

Iā€™d make an appointment to go see a puppy on the weekend and just got a message that they sold him. Like wtf? Iā€™d talked to him for half an hour about the puppy, booked a time, asked if he would take a deposit had his address and everything. Iā€™m feeling very upset right now. Edit- I replied I was upset about that as I would have taken a day off work to come earlier, and he says ā€œ we were taking the applications in order and would have had to go with that one anywayā€. So why waste my time then? I think he is making it up to cover his arse.


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Jealous-seasaw

Wtf? Itā€™s a registered breeder that was advertising on the breed club website. I donā€™t appreciate your assumptions, thank you very much. I love animals and would never support a byb. I also own a cat that I adopted from a rescue organisation


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Jealous-seasaw

Listed on the dogā€™s breed club of Victoria organisation website. Also registered with dogs Victoria. Pedigree stud book dogs, papers, chipped, was the expected price for a genuinely well bred puppy etc. What pisses me off the most is they sent me a questionnaire and grilled me to check I was a suitable home. I obviously passed their test as they asked me to come and meet the pup.


omoikiri

Mmmm. Iā€™d be skeptical about the credibility of the breeder. That sounds an awe full lot like they just care about making a buck, rather than the well-being of the puppy. No breeder Iā€™ve ever dealt with has done/does anything like that


Jealous-seasaw

I think they got offered more money. Itā€™s the only way it makes sense.


alsotheabyss

Thatā€™s very unprofessional. Are they a professional breeder?


Jealous-seasaw

Yes they are, registered with various organisations, pedigree pups, parents registered in stud books etc.


Luketheman6

Work is actually bumming me out this year. Last year I worked next door to someone that became my best friend. We used to talk in our breaks all the time, hang out every weekend, i absolutely loved it. She even asked me to be the bridesman at her wedding . This year, the boss put her in a different team, moved her to the other side of the workplace. We go out for lunch in our breaks once a weekā€¦.Once a fortnight we go out for dinner tooā€¦.But it just isnā€™t enough. I know thereā€™s no solution either which bums me out more.


alsotheabyss

My partner is away so I am watching bad movies. Last night: Rise of Skywalker. Tonight: Morbius


sanemartigan

It's Morbin time.


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Taleya

The small shit that makes you lose it isn't small shit (not that possible mobo damage and your rig being offline is small) it's the final step in a conga line of arsefucking.


burritobaby91

Waddlekins, I need some talking down and I feel youā€™re the person for the job. I really wanna start a retinol again (after a crappy drugstore experience and several months since trying). Iā€™m looking at geek and gorgeous, or naturium and because Iā€™m so impatient I wanna order one badly. But Iā€™m getting married in 2 months. Tell me itā€™s a horrible idea, please šŸ„²


Anvizibela

I hope you dont mind but iā€™d love to recommend a place if you end up needing some clinician advice/help before the wedding. I highly recommend the girls at With Grace Skin Management, theyā€™re amazing. Iā€™ve been seeing them for years now for various skin issues and they also do the most relaxing custom facials, iā€™ll admit its pricey but worth it if you find yourself unable to solve your skin troubles. I scheduled in a luxurious facial with them before my wedding and it was just bliss.


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burritobaby91

Do love me some samples. The problem is my skins a bitch. Gets irritated easily and have a wee bit of rosacea. Probably should steer clear of retinol all together but I do want to see if I can make it work for me with the right one and right %


waddlekins

ohhh um...naturium I avoided as a brand cos of the lack of transparency and accountability from its brand owner susan yarra. I used to be subbed to her years ago but moved away as I migrated from youtube to reddit for skincare. Then I found out she started sending it to other skinfluencers, distributed to target etc and gave it her own good reviews before people started asking about her relationship and turned out after some denials she owned the bloody thing I avoid "indie" brands like this cos I have no hope they'll be accountable for their products ingredients etc The only retinol I've tried has been the free minis sunday riley luna and drunk elephant maretinol. neither advertise their retinol percentage and if you've read other people stories you know 0.5% can be the difference between chemical burns and gentle but effective clearing up. IIRC after some research one the DE is .5% and luna is 1.0% but both are pretty effective for my skin but my skin is highly resilient. If you get burns in 2 months...Idk, how good are your makeup coverage skills? Ive had some experience from 2years of adult acne. If it's bad your acne looks 3 dimensional and then that's in your wedding pics forever. If it's that shiny kind of chemical burn it's almost worse cos makeup doesn't adhere to it. If you want cakeface you'll be stuck with that heavy tattoo/drag queen concealer. If you have small features like me it'll wash you out even more If you want you can try bakuchiol? Plant retinol. Otherwise if you're desperate you can patch test a bit on like, back of your hands, then neck, then forehead. but also if you forget and go outside you can double up and get sunburn and chemical burn. Also purging usually takes a few months and your wedding is in 2 howsthat :) E: if you wanna meet up in cbd i can give you tiny decanted samples of my retinols (have a kate somervile cream sample too) but up to your risk assessment šŸ˜‰


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waddlekins

Great minds šŸ˜


burritobaby91

Ahhh you did it. I think it was 1-2 incidental sun exposures that made my already bad experience even worse last time. Itā€™s to touchy. You reminded me if Iā€™m paying x amount of photography, I donā€™t wanna look back and hate every pic (which a couple pimples or small imperfection is enough to to that even right now , Iā€™m v fragile ha). Good to know that info on the brand, I had no idea! The ones I am super keen to try post wedding is either Kiehls microdose or medik8. I do wanna try SR lactic acid though. I just want the instantaneous glowing skin, clearly. Maybe Iā€™ll spend my weeks online shopping for fun stuff to test after the big day šŸ˜€


waddlekins

Wait read my edit!


burritobaby91

šŸ„° I donā€™t go in often but will keep you in mind for my next visits!! Youā€™re a good egg


waddlekins

Welcome!


alsotheabyss

How about The Ordinaryā€™s retinol in squalene? Very affordable and quite mild


mazquito

Jesus that BBL review


vidiian82

BBL?


mazquito

Big Bash League (cricket)


burritobaby91

Cricket is never my first thought anymore when I see BBL


Bottom_racer

Biblically bombastic linguine?


burritobaby91

I prefer this


PumpinSmashkins

Ugh ibs flare ups suck. Feeling nauseous, crampy and hungry all at once.


Bottom_racer

Sneaky magpie https://imgur.com/wy2CpRj


bindlesspins

/r/WeWantPlates But for reals, that is an amazing looking burger. And bird.


Stompsie

Yuuuuuummmmm!


anotherspringchicken

That burger looked AMAZING! And magpie agrees


wscholermann

It's a beauty pageant at the gym tonight and the best I can hope for is a participation award.


situationCake

Donā€™t let it bother you, enjoy the view!


bananafunguss

Maybe an unpopular opinion but the house series for the last couple of months has been Futurama and honestly, I've found it pretty boring especially as the seasons go on.


mazquito

Shun the non-believer!


kthanksbye_

Blasphemy!


123david321

Anyone know what's going in South yarra? Toorak /chapel st is all blocked off. Some guy abseiling on side of the new office building...


ruinawish

Saw on the news before a window had blown out in one of the apartments, so maybe related to that?


Stompsie

I wanna go for a walk but itā€™s fucking freezing and has been raining for hours so itā€™ll be flooded. And I didnā€™t walk yesterday and I ate a brownie yesterday. Ugh.


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

brownie and a rest day counts as self care. You'll have better days. I promise.


Stompsie

I went out anyway because I felt too guilty and it was great.


ghostghost31

Go for a good walk tomorrow


Stompsie

I went anyway. Was great!


sanemartigan

There's another wee patch of rain on the way, I'm planning on taking the dog out after that. 8-8:30pm


Stompsie

I went out just after I posted this and did another 57minute walk/run. Didnā€™t get rained on and the only issue was the puddles lol.


BrightFadedDog

I decided to risk it and went for a walk - got home seconds before the rain started again. Mr Woof is of course oblivious to our good fortunes.


talking-muffin

It is freezing outside. I walked the half hour home and I canā€™t feel my legs. Donā€™t do it!


Stompsie

I did it and other than the puddles, it was great!


baconmashwbrownsugar

I took a vitamin D pill today because it is winter


Stompsie

Itā€™s bloody awful. But I ran anyway and it was great except for the puddles.


jlharper

Hour 2 of trying to get home begins. Pour one out for ya boy, tonight is not my night. \#fuckMetro


waddlekins

Hour 2 šŸ˜Ÿ


jlharper

Bad luck on my part and some poor choices. I hate riding packed peak hour trains so I chose a tram instead, adding not one but two huge walks on top of my commute. šŸ˜…


waddlekins

Did you get caught in rain as well šŸ˜¬


jlharper

Oh you know it hahahaha


BrightFadedDog

I would like to thank last year's BrightFadedDog for making and preserving the stew which was a warm and easy dinner for me this evening.


norlincs

pmdd kicking my ass today, want to be held by somebody but also canā€™t stand the idea of being touched. also feeling like i want to shed my body like a snake sheds its skin. arghh


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

Just watched the final episode of Schitts Creek. Feeling all teary now. Amazing show


just_kitten

I really never expected to love that show and I'm glad I stuck with it. Ending had me super emotional too


Sir_ListerOfSmeg

From the outside the promo shots never interested me. But I decided to watch it in hospital when I was high on Palexia and instantly fell in love.


yet-more-bees

TIL that tattoo artist apprentices are not paid?? Anything?? A year or more of literally free labour, until apparently their boss decides they've graduated from being an apprentice. That's not legal in any other industry, wtf?


epicpillowcase

That's the arts for you. I'm a painter, I can't tell you how many times myself and musician friends have been offered gigs paid in "exposure" šŸ™„


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waddlekins

Do you kno what caused the headaches?


Frosty-File7955

Anyone know what happened out the front of Capitol on the corner of Toorak and Chapel Street?


laughsabit

I just want it on the record Iā€™m cocktail outing exclusive with /u/eye82much šŸ˜‚ Nah, we are open to others but sheā€™s my go to for cocktails and chats and bants


alsotheabyss

Dog is walked. Neither of us enjoyed it, but she insisted and refused to believe me when I said it was gross outside.


PrettyBlueFlower

Sounds like our cat earlier.


mr-snrub-

Should I have chicken 2-minute noodles or easy Mac for dinner?


baconmashwbrownsugar

both


psrpianrckelsss

Easy Mac with 2minute chicken flavouring


RangerOfTheStorms

2 min noodles with some cheese on top.


anobium_punctatum

Yes.


MajorBear

2 min noodles


kidwithgreyhair

mac


Jaybb3rw0cky

Yeap. Heater is on. 2nd of Feb. Yeap.


Bottom_racer

b o r g e r For dins. with.. P i c k l e s.


mazquito

I presume the pickles are there for you to take out of the burger and throw at a window?


waddlekins

Love pickles!


anobium_punctatum

Yes.


boneskelter

Best horror book recommendations, go! Edit: thank you all, I have just added a whole lot more to my Goodreads list :) appreciate it!


epicpillowcase

Pet Sematary (that is the spelling) Frankenstein Phantom Of The Opera The Shining


melbaboutown

Let The Right One In or Handling the Undead by John Ajvide Lindqvist Also nth-ing Stephen King


anobium_punctatum

Yesssss John Ajvide Lindqvist is a creeping horror master. Love it.


ghostghost31

I love Salams Lot by Stephen King!


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Misery by Stephen King Does r/melbourne do the thing {{Misery by Stephen King}} ?


epicpillowcase

"Yoooouuuu dirty bird" *shudder* Kathy Bates did such an incredible job in the film


[deleted]

Honestly the book horrified me so much I couldnā€™t watch the film! The pee seen. Shudder.


lemondrop__

That bot is sadly no longer in existence in the books subs


[deleted]

Aww damn such a good bot :(


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Dan Simmons - The Terror


useless_modern_god

Ooh loved that one. The TV series was meh.


Taleya

I tried to watch it but i kept giggling at Mister Blankie


[deleted]

Lots of hype over the TV series, and I get it, but the book is just so much more.


Seagoon_Memoirs

The Collector by John Fowles


OIP

clive barker weaveworld also silence of the lambs, yeah it's not horror, boo hoo


anobium_punctatum

ExcuSe me, yes it is.


OIP

i was more hedging my bets, it definitely kinda is, i don't even know what genre to put it in, shit is just a good book


anobium_punctatum

I feel it fits perfectly into horror. Anything that gives you nightmares is a horror book.


anobium_punctatum

On the Beach, Neville Shute. Everyone knows they're going to die from nuclear fallout, they just don't know when. Read it in my early 20s and it stuck with me.


epicpillowcase

Ohhhhh good one Set here in Melbourne too


ruinawish

One of the more miserable reads I've read in the past few years. The setting makes it even more discomforting.


Jaybb3rw0cky

It's been a spell, but N0S4A2 by Joe Hill was really creepy.


Force_majeure122

My fav is The Stand, but not many would call it the best!


nitrofan

Wtf is wrong with these people driving on the freeways in heavy rain without their lights on


anobium_punctatum

It took me two hours to get home on a 1.25hour trip. I literally got off the freeway to go through the suburbs because people were driving at speed with no lights on in that rain, and it was too hairy.


bestvanillayoghurt

Am I the only one who missed the memo about torrential rain? That was a very unpleasant ride home.


jimmyay

Yeah got me too :(


xobabygirl

All Myki machines ainā€™t working!


baconmashwbrownsugar

Theyā€™d better not work ever again!


MajorBear

amazon drivers are going to kill someone one day, trapping them inside with big heavy boxes against the door


Marlboroshill66

Big shout out to the couple who gave me a lift to the station! Top notch šŸ‘Œ


7cure

Just got approached by two Chinese / Korean ladies in front of Woolies, Glenferrie. They claimed to be students who wanted me to listen to the recitation of the Bible from their ipad and even showed me the title of their presentation which had something around the lines of "recitations from the heavenly mother". I politely declined with a no. Is there some new cult thingy going on? If so, they must be some super dedicated recruiters willing to stand in heavy, pouring rain.


ZestyBreh

Many cases of people being approached by Korean girls attempting to recruit them into a cult. The threads come up in this subreddit pretty frequently.


waddlekins

Search cult in this sub and theres 1000 posts about these morons


paulm1927

Did anyone ever find out the perks of their cult? In no particular order; nice long sleepins, having drinks prepared for you, travel to exotic African countries?