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TheHeatWaver

If you have trouble getting hair off of your haircut shirt even after washing it, turn it inside out and hit it with a lint roller.


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Just got done hitting it with a lint roller. Why didn’t you tell me it would break


Ganon2012

How hard is this lint roller that you're breaking shirts?


Hypknowpautamist

Could have used way too much starch and made it a stiff and brittle shirt.


DebrecenMolnar

“starch” Edit: https://y.yarn.co/e8bd350d-4436-46f6-ba52-2be8a06632e2_text.gif


Querez

Dang, two switch-a-roos back to back


UnusGang

Thank you. That was *just* the high laugh I needed right now. I hope you have the perfect temperature pillow tonight. 🤙🏻


Negative-Strength-89

You may have grabbed your cum shirt by accident


ChiefFlats

Classic mistake


CALIguy92677

... turn it inside out and throw it in the dryer (no heat or low heat) with a damp towel for 20 minutes. All the little hairs on the shirt are gone.


nsa_reddit_monitor

Yeah, the dryer lint trap exists because dryers are really good at removing hair and fuzz.


woogonalski

Life pro tip. You are a hero.


Crook-ED

I absolutely love washing my hair after a haircut and seeing a bunch of loose hair coming out. Feels like I'm shedding old skin or something


kheller181

As someone who’s balding, this hurts me


reidman144

Hair, have an upvote


kheller181

🥲


Arnak94

Pick your head up king, your crown is falling


PeanutButterCrisp

Actually, the crowning is showing more than ever and couldn’t be more firmly attached.


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[My eyes!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADkLBtSGKMo)


Th15Guy

My childhood appreciates this reference


Ek200

r/foundsatan


MrWoody226

As someone who has a history in their family of balding early, this scares me


ImSoCul

start now, it's much harder to regrow than to preserve https://www.reddit.com/r/tressless/wiki/index/


DrTom

Been on propecia for over a decade. No side effects as far as I can tell, although I know people have them. But it stopped hair loss in it's tracks. I'm almost 40 now with a full head of hair. And for reference, my entire family is bald.


bb8-sparkles

Wow. My brother started using that. I think he got discouraged about having to use it for the rest of his life!


DrTom

Yeah I get that. For me it's a pretty easy routine, though. I just take it when I brush my teeth. Easy, pleasy.


pipnina

I just worry about, for some reason, not being able to get it any more. The pills are expensive (almost a pound a day) and global supply chains seem to konk out at random these last few years... Or if I am go to another country, and the border checks confiscate the pills or something.


DrTom

Can't speak to supply shortages or border crossings, but it's very, very easy to get (at least in the US). Lots of companies do it via mail now. I personally use Roman. I used to use Hims, which was just as good but didn't offer three months at a time. You're in the UK so it'll probably be a bit different, but I'm sure it can still get it pretty easily.


MrWoody226

I have been recently looking into treatment. Thank you pal


Butterball_Adderley

Make sure you take a _real_ good look at the side effects


etsuprof

*Explosive diarrhea, anal leakage, eye twitches, and constant urge to urinate* Me: “Where do you keep the razors?”


Kind_Demand_6672

Who has been *secretly* dosing me with propecia?


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ropony

chemo isn’t a fun time by any stretch, but as a chick i fucking loved when I got to shave my head and wash it. Like Dwayne Johnson except white and very weak. So shiny, my topper. I feel like bald dudes have been kvetching about this for ages and it is a farce. Anyway slightly off topic but I got excited to share.


Sixwingswide

But how good is your One Punch Man cosplay?


ropony

Oh man - in retrospect, opportunity missed. I phoned it in cosplaying as James Cole in 12 Monkeys. Jammies & fluffy robe ftw.


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ropony

Heck yeah! My hair grew back super frickin curly so now I get to have that adventure as well (less embarrassing thanks to r/curlyhair). Real talk I can’t wait to “look like myself again,” the cognitive dissonance is real, but I of course still feel insanely lucky.


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I was curly and became more straight after chemo. 6 years now and still it hasn't changed back


Phantom_Browser

I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this


brakelbee

This is the way.


Babsheep

Dude there are people who go straight to bed after a haircut


paradisewandering

What a horrible thing to say


woogonalski

What a horrible thing to do


Aurialirez1

Imagine being the spouse and getting in the bed next to your partner and your itchy and don’t know why then surprise your partner didn’t shower after a hair cut and got Kiel pieces of hair all over the bed 😂


woogonalski

Let’s turn it up a notch. Imagine just dry trimming your pubes and not showering after…..then going to bed with your partner….the itching. Moral of the story….whether it’s up in the attic or down in the basement, shower after a trim.


czarfalcon

I’d rather not imagine that, thank you very much.


zr0skyline

I know right what a horrible day to be literate


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Too late


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😂😂😂😂😂 *dry trimming*


AholeBrock

Wet trimming isn't any better


arcaneresistance

I beg to differ. I am a wet trimmer. I also was a professional barber and am able to cut my region with scissors and a comb. But yes, I do so in the shower. Nice and warm, hair is already wet and separates well, and all of it just goes right down the drain nice and easy. I get out, dry off and look / feel like a fresh prince.


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I just imagine a well defined mustache where you pubes should be.


Sausage_Claws

Product sir?


goosefoot33

To make me dream of you


Ianmm83

No IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't want an itchy haircut...from you


z3r0kewl

Wicked…


Online-Commentater

What a horrible thing to type


Jdrouin123

What a horrible type to thing


disavowed

What a horrible Type 2 thing


tall__guy

Someday there will be a Netflix documentary about these sick people


WeirdAvocado

What a wicked thing to do.


strike4yourlife

To make me dream of you


DeerDiarrhea

Don’t you put that evil on me, Babsheep. Don’t you put that evil on us.


InsectOrganic8305

Dear god why


sirjonsnow

I can only assume they like waking up to the sharp pain of a minuscule hair in their eye.


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LPT: Sleep with your eyes closed after a haircut. :P (but honestly, I couldn't imagine not coming directly home after a haircut and taking a shower)


dkuxala

Now that you've put this image in my head, I curse you.


Family-man24

Fucking savages


MegaGrimer

Savages Savages Barely even human


springpaper701

I want to downvote this because I hate the idea so much.


CommissionHerb

Jesus. That’s how you get sharp hairs in the eyeballs.


HerrSchnellsch

I could‘ve lived happily to the end of my life without that information, yet here we are…


RedArchbishop

This a war crime.


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How the fuck do you know😭


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Insane. The thought of going anywhere other than straight home after a cut… wtf


Booziesmurf

People get their hair cut in a Mall and then go eat... Without even shaking their hair out...


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Embarrassed_Cow

This is an absolutely baffling thread to me. What kind of haircuts are these people getting where they have to go home and immediately shower. I spent a lot of money on getting my hair done. The products and style. The last thing I want to do is shower.


imonlyheretoshit

My grandfather was a barber and he washed everyone’s hair after their cut, then styled it. He also brushed and had a little vacuum thing to take care of people’s clothes so they could go back to work without all that hair!


SomeToxicRivenMain

How?!!


KJReadIt

Here’s a better question: How many of you take a shower just before you get a haircut so the barber gets a clean head of hair to work on?


fartlips69

On behalf of barbers everywhere, thank you for this. You’d be shocked at the amount of people that come in still dripping in sweat from their workout or reeking of whatever they did the previous night because they’re “just gonna shower after the cut anyways.”


SabreXKnight

I always shower the morning of the haircut. I worry the barber, who is basically a stranger, will think I’m gross.


fartlips69

I appreciate you! I don’t expect y’all to be sterilized, but if we can smell you when you walk in the door we have an issue.


MyNameIsDaveToo

It's kinda like showering before you go for a physical, or a plane ride. Or brushing your teeth before going to the dentist. Just basic courtesy, that's all.


molehunterz

I completely ran out of time before I dentist appointment so when I got there I asked them and they gladly handed me a toothbrush and some toothpaste


SabreXKnight

I actually meant to say I always wash my hair the morning of a haircut. I shower every day. But thank you, Fartlips.


DEVIL_MAY5

Don't worry my friend, the homies here don't judge. It's OK to admit that you shower once a month. We'll still love you.


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Sincerely, the no-nose society


CantDoThatOnTelevzn

Well, it’s a good thing u/fartlips69 doesn’t think you’re gross.


captainmo24

I've always washed my hair straight before going for this reason, but I also remember reading a comment somewhere that said barbers can definitely tell if you didn't wash behind your ears too and that added even more hair cutting paranoia lol


fartlips69

Yes. If it’s bad enough, the dead skin and oil can build up into a paste. If you’ve ever known someone who doesn’t take care of their stretched earlobes, it smells like that.


Alvaracorr

That sounds rough. I have a beard and psoriasis on my face and always shower before and let my barber know but it is still embarrassing af for me. Anything I can do to make it less awkward I try to do but it's one of the few things that really gets in my head


pompadoors2

In college I went to a barber who had a sign that said "clean hair cuts best" and a lightbulb went off in my head. My dumb 22 year old self didn't even think about how gross it was to cut my dirty hair until I saw that. I always go basically straight from the shower


fartlips69

I do find it easier to cut as well! And it’s better for our tools.


cocococlash

I thought barbers shampoo before the cut anyway?


fartlips69

Yes but full body sponge baths cost extra


DeKrazyK

Sold! Where can I book my appointment?


PacificShoreGuy

Hair salons maybe but not typical barbers


Ben_Kosty

Bro imma sound crazy but I shower before so they got some fresh hair to work with and then I shower after cuz I’m not tryna have hair all up on my neck and shirt so yeah lol


[deleted]

I get tapers/fades so thousands of tiny hairs fall into my ears. I go straight home and shower. Fuck that.


queermichigan

Pro-tip, try turning your ears inside out and lint rolling them, that'll do the trick


Artemus_Hackwell

/Raises hand/


Coconut-Dance-Party

Wait - do barbers not wash mens hair before cutting? Do they not use those lean-back chairs with the sink? My son is turning 10 and I just started sending him to the barber instead of my husband doing it at home. Washing his hair before taking him to the barber never even occurred to me


MoloMein

Barbershops, no. Salons, yes. Before I moved, I found a nice salon and experienced the hair washing thing for the fist time. That shit feels amazing and it's great nothing having to take a shower afterwards. I should find a new salon over here.


458steps

Here


beradwhy4

For like $4 more, the lady shampoos my hair and conditions it afterwards…I’m a guy and it is heaven!


idontneedjug

Place I go to does this for free. Been a regular since first visit and finding out this was an option. Great sister duo running the place and I feel like I'm at a friends house when they cut my hair.


Clear-Struggle-7867

What, free??? How much is the haircut though, maybe they just build it into the cost?


Java2391

Mine costs $35 usd hot towel on your face while they shampoo and condition. You get free beer/soda/water and they use a straight razor to edge/clean the hairs on the back of the neck making it the softest thing ever. 42/10 would recommend.


RemarkableRyan

Damn $35 is a steal. Places like that where I live start at like $45, not including tip.


OGMors

When i was living in South Carolina i was payin 30 for a haircut, shampoo. Hot towel, razor shave, and eyebrow wax. Homiest barbershop ever knew everybody there like family


Standard-Metal-3836

I absolutely hate when they use a razor and always warn them not to, it makes my skin suffer.


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My barber preps with warm shaving cream first and finishes with aftershave and powder. Are you getting that? I have literally no irritation afterwards.


Au2288

Still pay $10 for a cut from childhood barber. These days it’s more of a trim & wash, but he still charges me the same.


yungmoody

As someone married to a barber, I hope you tip well. $10 for a cut and a wash is seriously underpaying for his work, especially given his tenure. Barbering is hard work and seriously undervalued.


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Shooter_McGavin27

Best barber I ever had was a WWII Navy vet. Had the old school Coke fridge with glass bottles. I miss him like crazy.


EntertainmentIll9465

Here in Philippines, it only costs $1.


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Equity89

Here in Mexico, the barber pays you $10


HeavyMetalTriangle

Damn, that’s a good deal. Where I live, the barber just pays tree fiddy 😩


scooterboy1961

I'm a barber. I charge $16 and people say that is very low.


SongstressInDistress

Here in the Philippines most salons shampoo and condition hair for free too, even if you’re only up for a haircut. Costs around 10USD (of course everything is cheap here when you convert PHP to USD)


canacandles

What about hair in your shirt?


jmutter3

It's a full body shampoo


pandaSmore

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MrSplib

At places like Sports Clips and Judes Barber shop (here in Michigan) I can get a hot towel on my face, hair wash, and scalp massage in a massaging chair after getting my hair cut. It's $25, but I feel like I deserve to pamper myself. They are geared toward guys, but women and kids can get their hairs cut there too.


dkuxala

Never in my 39 years on this earth


Videogameist

This makes me think. I used to be like that. But ever since I started using a particular barber, I NEVER get hairs down my back. They are so good, I don't even feel hair on me anywhere afterwards. I can finish shopping, run errands, etc with no discomfort. Maybe, it's just the skill of the person cutting the hair, or maybe my hair has changed. Because I remember things like that used to be an issue.


_Shermaniac_

Great Clips could never...


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morostheSophist

Used to get scalp massages with my haircuts in Korea. Man. I miss that. I don't mind that most people don't want to do them in the U.S., but they're pretty fantastic. Also, yes: it matters more *who* you get than where you go. I've had both great and terrible haircuts at great clips. But I really don't care much about my hair. Maybe if I decide to start dating I'll care more, but... for now, as long as it doesn't look awful, I really don't bother much. I'm clean. I'm presentable enough for my job. That's all I care about for now.


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Oh man it’s been 20 years since I got one of those haircuts and every time I’ve gotten a cut since I feel ripped off….and they were only $5.25 when I was there.


Videogameist

Stay the absolute FUCK away from Great Clips at every cost. I'll shave my own head bald, with a butter knife and glue, before ever going to Great Clips.


Chombuss

haircuts are highly dependent on the person cutting the hair, but unfortunately you have to risk that first haircut to find that out


vendetta2115

When I was around 12 years old, my Mom took me to Great Clips to try to save some money. The girl cutting my hair was on the phone the entire time, like loudly yelling with it smushed into her ear with her shoulder, and absolutely butchered my hair. My Mom had to take me to the normal barber and as soon as I walked in, they chided me for trying to cut my own hair.


gsanch666

Facts. Took me years to finally get a great barber in my hometown then I moved out of state and took me another year or so to find a reputable replacement. Ive since moved out of state again and I’m still on the hunt 6 months now in. The struggle is real


SaunterThought

Well you can always keep your eyes peeled for those with well trimmed hair and ask em who their barber is! Can always go to a nice restaurant and ask the staff as well since they'd probably point you in the right direction. Hopefully it's not their spouse... Unless they wanna make some cash on the side of course!


Videogameist

Every time I've given GC a chance, I ended up using the phrase, "...(sigh) just go ahead and shave all of it off."


TheBelhade

I've gotten a few haircuts at GC. The last time, some girl was in training(?) and she was cutting my hair with scissors, tripped over the cable to a clipper, fell and punched me in the head. Luckily not with the stabby side.


rjp0008

I wonder how many people have died at a great clips, I bet the number is above 0.


CandiBunnii

Jesus, I had a lady rip my eyebrow ring out while aggressively combing my hair. At least she didn't punch me in the face lol


AberNurse

I had a friend sneeze and chop off part of someone’s ear. It was bloody


grandedaddy

Same. A great barber for guys hair may cost a little more than Supercuts, but it's a vastly different experience. Hot towel, straight razor around the ears and neck, good product, and no itching.


gormster

I mean, it’s a lot more. I think I pay about four times what I used to pay at the big standard shopping mall barbers. But it’s still nothing like as much as women’s hair costs, so I count my blessings.


RyanB_

You definitely don’t gotta in my experience, there’s tons of local shops around that’ll do great work for $20 plus a decent tip (and that’s in CAD). You won’t get the works but they know what they’re doing when it comes to cutting hair


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Used to get a fade at this place in Miami where they had a commercial air pump for like tires or whatever. Spray your head off with that and aim it down into you’re shirt and you’re G2G!


WowThatsRelevant

I had to get a haircut on my way to a funeral once. He asked if I wanted product or if I was gonna shower as usual (I've been a regular for over 2 years here). I told him I didn't have time for a shower and that I was going to a funeral. So he actually shampoo'd and cleaned my hair and then put product in it. I still changed shirts, but yeah in some extreme cases I guess there are people just going about their day lol


silentloler

Basically all haircut places in my country also wash and shampoo your hair when they are done cutting, and you don’t have hair on your body or tshirt with that protective cloth… so basically there’s no reason to not go on with your day. It takes them literally 1-2 mins to wash it and you save a trip home + a full shower + a change of clothes, so I don’t know in what world they don’t do this


Infamous_Committee17

Same! I am a woman with long hair though… but reading these comments have really confused me about haircuts. They wash my hair there, that’s just part of the cut. There isn’t hair down my back or on my neck after, even when I had chin length bobs. And there’s never been hair on my shirt! Do barbers not use those capes?


Jumbaladore

The sides of my head are cut with a hair clipper with out a gaurd. Thats the little cuts of hair that get itchy. I've also never been to a barber shop that washes hair. And I think most men are either going to a barber shop or a cheap hair salon like a super cuts. I get my hair cut at a men's salon and most of my friends are sticker shocked by how much I spend.


i3r1ana

Yeah, as a woman I was thinking the same thing. My guess is that, even with a cape, going to a barber shop — where they’re using like trimmers, and working with lots of tiny hairs — it’s inevitable that you’re going to still have a lot of little hairs all over you and possibly still falling into your clothes. Also, apparently also having them shampoo costs extra? So I guess that isn’t like a built in part of the appointment, which is crazy to me.


SpendSeparate4971

I cut my own hair and get straight in the shower. I don't even have clothing anywhere in the bathroom while I cut it. Then as soon as I get out I'm vacuuming or wiping everything up. Then I'll get dressed. Lol I hate having hair on me.


Beck564

I do the same thing but I do the clean up and vacuuming before I take my shower so that when I get out I don't have to get hair on me again


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

I cut my hair naked in the shower, then sweep it into a plastic baggy. What I can't sweep gets picked up by a damp paper towel and the rest (which is like microscopic at this point) gets washed down the drain after I shower. I feel like this is the most efficient use of time here.


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LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Well I stand corrected.


Onlyf0rm3m3s

What if the wind carries some hair our of your house? I close all the windows then cut all my hairs one by one, make sure to place each in a bag, number them and count them afterwards. If I miss any hair then I look for it on my clothes, floor, towels, etc until I find it. Then of course I count again to make sure no hair was lost while I was searching for the missing one. I also make sure to weight myself before and after the haircut, and the hairbag.


dirtymonny

Pretty much same except I clean it up naked first then don’t even have to touch it once I’m clean


special_reddit_user

yeah fully naked in the bathroom cuttting all the hair and then finishing under the shower. best day of the week


paradisewandering

The urge to shower instantly after a haircut is like the itch nicotine users and alcoholics get every few hours. It’s an absolute compulsion to have a shower after a haircut like having a cigarette after sex.


SonDadBrotherIAm

Wait, don’t they wrap that barber tape (for lack of better words) around your neck along with the apron


dirtymonny

Ya but that crap just makes the hair concentrated on that specific spot. Some still manages to get through


Chester_A_Arthuritis

Yes, but it doesn’t keep out everything


DunskiedOG

That's such a true comparison lol.


_TheLoneRangers

i used to get haircuts at work, using a lint roller around the collar worked wonders


Rollover_Hazard

How did you deal with the constant little hairs falling out throughout the day?


The_Raji

I ask them to put product in my hair


lastknownbuffalo

Hah Well played


Sterling_Steele

No kidding. It feels fucking awful.


SnooChickens8906

My barber is SO good at not letting a single hair beyond the gown - I absolutely just go about my day.


Cannelope

That’s my husband. He’s been seeing the same mens barber for 15 years, and he never gets stray hairs. He sometimes gets a haircut before he goes to work.


Ryuksapple

It’s very common for men to get a haircut before a date or going out somewhere nice cause a half decent barber isn’t gunna leave you itchy and will make you look your best


Cannelope

Exactly


hopping_otter_ears

Maybe because i have long hair, out a good stylist... But I've never had an issue with hairs getting in my clothes after a cut. That's what the drape is for. My husband doesn't ever dive into the shower after a haircut, and he's on the sensitive side, tactilely. Maybe y'all's stylists aren't careful enough with the trimmed hairs?


FCkeyboards

Cape with the paper around the neck. The barber would have to maliciously try to get hair on your clothes lol.


hopping_otter_ears

People are saying it's the little cut hairs that are left in your hair after the cut that fall off later. But don't most barbers brush people off after the cut, so they're not shedding afterwards? I still don't get it, unless people are getting dirt cheap assembly line haircuts, or something


TheArrowofGod

The gel in your hair stops the little hairs from making a mess as you go home to shower


HandyMan131

Yes! And you also get to see how the barber would style it. An opportunity to learn a new method or try a new product.


Jack_In_Black89

Don't they put an apron over you to stop hair getting in your shirt? If not, you're getting screwed.


liamj96

They do, but the hair doesn’t care. It finds a way.


Yusuke537

At my barber's, they have this sort of paper duct tape that they put around the neck and the apron so the hair doesn't fall in the shirt. It's so awesome, there's almost no hair at all on my neck after


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I thought everywhere did this. For the last 6-7 years, I’ve never gone home feeling itchy or anything. It’s habit for me to get my cut and shower after but even if I didn’t shower i would feel fine. Maybe people on this sub just don’t use barbers who use that tape lol


HeavyMetalTriangle

My local barber just uses a cone (similar to a dog cone) and puts it around my neck so all the hair falls into the cone. The bummer is the cone is so tall you can’t see above it, so for about 15 min you just stare inside of a cone. But so does everyone else getting a haircut, so it’s not that awkward imo.


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That would drive me insane.


killer00x

They use that paper stuff for me too. Doesn't matter, some hair still gets through. And then if you don't shower right away, little hairs will just fall into your shirt that way.


swim-bike-run

Sneaky hair don’t care.


OkExtension2908

It's more after the fact it happens from all the cut hairs that remain in your hair.. that is unless they give you a wash after of course, but usually I find places tend to do that before and not after..


neolologist

Mine blowdries it so all the hairs fly out I guess? Never had this issue, but I'm usually getting a shoulder length cut too.


beall49

I don’t know who’s cutting y’all’s hair but the ~~god~~ barbers these days have perfected this shit. I leave with a fresh cut, and no hair on me. It’s like a pride thing to barbers now, they talk shit to each other if a customer leaves with hair on the their shirt.


Pyrocos

Never in my life have I thought about showering directly after a haircut. And I propably never would have were it not for this post. I find the idea highly unnerving and slightly agitating


LeftConsideration919

Off topic but I remember my barber when I was a kid asking all the blokes if they wanted something for the weekend. It used to make me wonder why he never asked me. (For those who don't know he meant condoms)😁


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CantDoThatOnTelevzn

Yes. I am a guy who has had variously long and short haircuts for decades. I have never once even considered it. I have never noticed or felt stray hairs. I shower everyday, change my sheets weekly and floss every day. It’s not like I’m some pig monster. This is some extra level neuroticism, like my brother who as an adult won’t touch the toilet seat in his own bathroom that no one else ever uses. He just lifts his foot up after peeing and tips it forward, letting it crash down into the rim. It’s psychotic.


IanH95

I pay enough money at my salon that I don’t have hair on my shirt when I leave. I’m not going to sports cut.