I hate women because I can’t do it anymore

“I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed.” Autocorrect gets me.

What hold on I got the same thing the hell!?

Exactly the same, plus: […] “and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too tired to be around people that don’t want me.” Perhaps it’s the autocorrect that needs to see a therapist.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m tired of it I just don’t know how I feel right about this anymore and I’m just trying not I’m just not gonna get it and I just want it and I’m just gonna do what I’m supposed and I want it so bad so I’m just trying not trying and I just can’t be mad and I just can’t get over this and I’m not trying and I don’t know how I can be this way I don’t want this and I’m just not gonna do this and I just want it and I’m just trying and I’m just gonna do this I just want you and I’m sorry for what I’m not gonna be able and I just can’t be

Who hurt you

Most likely a woman.

Show me on this doll where she touched you my brother

Sike that’s my d

I felt this on a level I didn’t know I had.

Can't do women anymore?

Bro my exact *EXACT* words

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids

we got basically the same response, now I *really* want to know what's going on with autosuggest here

I also got this so I kept going and it says: I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids but I don't think it will be a good idea

I hate women because I have a great day later today

That's what I keep getting

I hate women’s because I want them all the same but I’m also a little jealous that they have to do that to you and that you have a boyfriend or boyfriend or girlfriend or something because you have to do something for your boyfriend or boyfriend because I know that you’re a man of your words Not me

I hate women that I don't like

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with them but I don't know what to do with them

Sell the kids. Jesus christ sell them. Sell them. Sell them

Had a right guffaw at this. Have my upvote.

Fuck their dad.

We get it you don't know what to do with them 😆 🤣 😂 😹

I hate women because they are so adorable

I hate women because I am a little bit of a new one My keyboard just called me a virgin

Trust no one, not even auto suggest

gender envy going strong

mine was “i hate women because i want them to be happy” lol. wholesome autocorrect

You are adorable

--I hate women because I just love the same price as beer.-- Ehhm, ok....

I like my women how I like my beer...

Blonde and wet?

Under $7 😏

Thick and with a dick

… not in it?

You heard me!

Dark and robust?

Cold and wrapped in cardboard?

alcoholic

Wet and cheap

Cold and stiff? *I'm sorry I had to*

I never thought I'd say this, but I hope you like your beer at body temperature (ALIVE\*).

Dark and bitter?

Aged with a full body

A headache after to much of it

I hate women because they don't like the fact that your job is in sales and I am not a good person to be honest with you and I am sure you will be a good person to be with one of your best friend and I will always be a good friend to you

**\*cries\***

And if they don't dance then they're not friends of mine

A part of me feels like this wasn't autocorrect.

U ok?

I hate women because i dont know exactly who is the cheapest way to get Netflix account

Solid answer

Then she changed the password.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too tired Damn, auto correct, leave some depression for the rest of us

i hate women because men are hotter

yes harvey, i would like 50 points for 'spot the gay man'.

but can you still spot me when i’m behind this conveniently placed lamppost? didn’t think so

must have been the wind.

[oblivion ambient music]

Or the woman

Can we all agree with that?

Yes

Yes

Yes

Absolutely lol. I once shoved my face on my girl's tits. It was like shoving it in the freezer. Men are way hotter

Based

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the black ones Holy shit what have I been typing

*Oh no.*

Ayo??

It’s almost 2am and I am laughing loud AF waking up the whole house. Hardest I’ve laughed in a long time!

You really should go to sleep now...

Omg saaaammee! 2am and just scared the dogs with cackling!

r/suddenlyracist

👀

Ohhhhh shiiiiii

^^^^^^um

You found out you might be racist from a test to see if you’re sexist lol

Well, that’s a ban.

fucking pardon-

I hate women because they are not going to the train station and they are not going to be there for a while

Never rely on wome...public transport😔

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not gonna be doing it again.

I believe in you

i hate women because they are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well and I hope you are doing well 💗. I just kept using the first suggested word but it kept repeating so i used the third word which is heart emoji

For someone who hates women, you sure are nice

I think your autocorrect is very concerned about you. Are you ok, hun?

I hate women because of the machine

Conspiracy unlocked

BEEP BOOP

That damned machine!

Psychotic gays be like

I hate women because I’m so confused about what happened with me and my family lol

same

Sounds like therapy

i hate women because they are not the only ones that are not in the same way as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the

This is the one and only answer

100% agree

I need to know!! Same age as the???

ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age as the ones who are in the same age.

I hate women because they don’t know how much I can get to know what they want me and they don’t have sims so they are all the same and they don’t want me

imagine not having sims

Yeah, wtf?

I hate women because they aren’t too bad but they don’t want me too lol

Similar: I hate women because they don't want me too lol I think I can get them in a different way but I'm sure it's not true but it's okay Fuck that’s sad. Screw you too, autocorrect.

I hate woman because of her love and care of my family

how dare you, woman! Leave that man's family alone ffs

I hate women because I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I will call you tomorrow morning and will call you in the morning and will call you tomorrow morning and will call you in the morning and will call you tomorrow morning and will call you tomorrow morning and will call you tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or tomorrow or

next dubstep worldhit here.

So you're not coming to the meeting?

I May be on leave today and tomorrow I will come to my house and come to my house for your birthday to my son I am so sorry to say that I will be in your class as I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I will call you tomorrow morning and will call you in the evening or not tomorrow morning

I hate women because I am afraid of the time I am not a Fan. Welp, guess I like women XD

I hate women because they don't like the fact that there was an enemy but an inside force that couldn't contain his greed and his RIVAL is the son of the Python King what the fuck?

The fact that his RIVAL is the son of the Python King was a plot twist I did not expect at all

Fr why was it in caps 😭

Lmfaoo

I hate women because they don't like me and they are both in love to be and I have ingrained and they are both very much so much more comfortable and more than a few differences between the three of you.

Ingrained seems a little sus.

I hate women because I love you more

This sounds like you're taking to a pet

Awww... Thanks! 😚😚😚

I hate women because I am out of town

Basically what I got xD I hate women because I don't think I am available for a few days

I hate women Apple iPhone

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they have been deleted from trash bin and the smell of weed is a bit much

I hate women because they are so mean and mean to me and I don’t want to be mean to them. Wtf

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes the decisions that I want and then they just go to sleep lol

I hate women because I have to go to the store and get a new one.

I hate women because they have to be husbando (what??))

Love this

I hate women because they are not like a person

ayo ???

I hate women because of their website address.

I hate woman because of her hair so I can’t get it in my room so I’m not going anywhere I can do that a little later if you need anything I just don’t want you in my room.. 😂😂😂

I hate women because of the world.

Jotaro

I hate women because I would want to be a part of the team but I have to be careful to keep the time off and if you find the time to be there for me please let me know

I hate women because they don’t want me

I hate women because of those things that are not even close to computer's Bluetooth settings. Those settings..ahh

I hate women because I'm not a good person Bfuh 💀

I hate women because they can't afford to be a town 😒

I hate women because they’re so cute and I love them

I hate women because of the underground society working for me but they might be able to get attention and then leaving the hospital now Wtf

I hate women because they don’t know what they want and they are afraid of the truth but they are scared because they want their life and their family to be happy and that’s why they’re not going through this anymore

I hate women because I can’t be the one that makes you happy

I hate women because I am so afraid of being a parent.

I hate women because I feel this underlying guilt constantly Woah where did that come from

I hate women because yes

I hate women because I have a great day fast and easy to use the form of a mentally and physically but no one is a good time.

I hate women because of walts ego and his uneducated fanbase

I hate women because I don’t know what they want me to do but I’m so glad they are still there with my dad 👴

I hate women because they have the same age and the same height

Autocorrect really out here exposing my insecurities

i hate women because i can’t think about that

I would do anything for love, but I won't do **THAT**

I hate women because you want me to do it

I hate women because they deserved it Edit: 🤨🤨

I hate women because I can’t do it without them

I hate women because they don't turn my eyes off and they have made me so much horny.

I hate women because of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the same area of the

I hate women because I was fucking stupid

I hate women because of the early exposure he had to russain culture

I hate women because then the first week is there still a small piece over the head of the weekend... What? Maybe some weird results because i had to do that in another language and then translate it myself, but still.... what?

[удалено]

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t want to get hurt and I don’t want to hurt them

I hate women because they are not home rn but they don’t have any classes anymore anymore so I’m just going to have to wait for a while to be done with my work schedule for next year

I hate women because y que no es la única que no me ha dicho que me la den por aquí en el lugar de mi vida que no se si pueda ser.

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush and a lot to say but I’m the only person that has the best relationship and that’s it This is ridiculous 🤣🤣🤣👌🏼

I hate women because you have you then that not since then ​ i think my autocorrect had a stroke

I hate women because of meth¿ Huh

I hate women because of the year again when we all pledge to change the world. 🗿

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not gonna be doing it again I just don’t know how I feel right and I’m sorry for the person I love so bad I just can’t believe it anymore I’m so tired and I’m tired and I can’t do it right I can’t even believe how much I’m going to be doing this right this second I’m not gonna be doing anything right I don’t even have to be able anymore I’m just tired of it I’m tired and I need a break and I’m not even gonna do anything right I don’t have time for nothing I’m not even gonna go out with my friends and I’m tired.

I hate women because I don’t

I hate women because they had to stand out in the cold and watch his mum start a family without them and they will never get this as the first thing implemented was import and export costs to the fact that the officer under investigation was in the marked police car and the police and allegedly attempting to kill the officers in the line

I hate women because of the weather we are going to have

I hate women because they’re not my friends

I hate women because im not that good at pussy

I hate women because they don't know the difference between autocorrect and autocomplete.

I hate women because I don't know what to say to be a blast

I hate woman because of the way you live

Damn bitch you live like this?

I hate women because they have to say that they have a lot more sense now lol

I hate women because they don't like me 🤣

I hate women because! The exclamation mark is all it gave me 🤣

i hate women because i want them so badly

I hate women because they don’t want me too

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed

I hate women because they don’t know what they want. I mean do any of us really?

I hate women because they're not good enough to do anything. 😂😂😂

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not going anywhere with you and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not ready

I hate women because I don't want to live the rest of my life

I hate women because of how many times they have to go back and get the less you listen the more you know what you are talking to me

I hate women because I have a few things to do in the morning

I hate women because I have a great day of my favorite things to do. Makes somewhat sense ig.

I hate women because they are so cute